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Farano,lalasticlala, this is Suppose to be a breaking news.

peter042:
Yes it happen today, i saw when their are been carried by wheel-ballow to the hospital, The man is a butcher @ ogige market nsukka i know the man's shop. I will post the pic of the event later.

you are very correct,that was exactly what I waS told. I also heard that the husband to the lady boasted that the magun will last for four days.

Enugu On Fire Today As Married Woman Co Join With Her Lover..

Wonders shall never seize..

Today at Nsukka, I saw people gathered in front of Bishop Shanahan Teaching hospital Nsukka.m

When I enquired what happened, I was told that a married woman and her lover were mysteriously joined together for hours. They were brought to the hospital to see if they could be saparated..

Those at Nsukka can comfirm the info..

I don post the picture..

See how our so called men of God deceive us..

Iranu.. Abasha...

Lalasticlala, make we use this one celebrate Sunday na.. Just saying.

I say King Solomon igbo de learn for where the one wey dis my guy smoke..

No be small thing o

Funny Photo; Man Sleeps On A Bare Floor While His Okada Sleeps On The Bed

Caption Photo

Historically, am still hoping to see what women have done for Love..

Its Val time again.. The pressure is piling up.

But sometimes am forced to ask myself what has women really done for love ?

inikamoze:
SILLIEST, STUPIDEST, AND NONENSICAL DEDUCTION I have ever read. Who drinks 5 bottles EVERY SINGLE DAY? Abeg carry your broke ass go siddon for makoko. Have you not seen men who don't drink, smoke or womanize and still 'broker' than a church-rat? Or Niggys who party and club every weekend and still own all the luxuries life has created?

OP abeg SHIFT!!!!

Bros e no reach to quarrel na.. Just make your point..

Its like the more the megawatts, the lesser the light.. I no get light for like 3 days now..

5000 what?

I no get light for my hood for like 3 days now..

I need a wider view. Mynd44, lalasticlala come o..

Lalastilala,mynd44, show some love..

The point is if you have such money to spend on drinks on a daily basis, why not think of something else.. . I never see where dem give certificate of drinking sirmmm

wizard007:
Lmao, senseless post, maybe you don't know alcohol is a beverage and when you say men have drank their future it's more or less saying drinking Milo and co is waste of funds too.

Your thinking is obviously shallow about what you term as achievement, your type can't eat balanced diet, wear good clothes, rent lovely apartment, use good phones e.t.c. The moments you are able to acquire a land in the country side and struggle to build a room on it, you become the richest man in the world, does owning a hut gives one pass card to heaven.

Grab yourself bro.

NB 80 percent of the world's richest drinks and smoke.

Bros you see me for your dream?

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A bottle of beer sells for N180 at a local joint (N500 upwards in clubs and hotels). If U drink an average of five bottles a day @ N180 that makes it 35 bottles a week. In a year dat makes it 1820 bottles amounting to N327,600
Just imagine folks drinking for 30yrs.. that'll amount to N9.8million.

Men have drank bungalows, duplexes & estates!!!
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MANY MEN HAVE DRANK THEIR FUTURE.

A very interesting management lesson worth sharing:

A father left 17 Camels as an Asset for his Three Sons.

When the Father passed away, his sons opened up the will.

The Will of the Father stated that the Eldest son should get Half of 17 Camels,

The Middle Son should be given 1/3rd of 17 Camels,

Youngest Son should be given 1/9th of the 17 Camels,

As it is not possible to divide 17 into half or 17 by 3 or 17 by 9, the sons started to fight with each other.

So, they decided to go to a wise man.

The wise man listened patiently about the Will. The wise man, after giving this thought, brought one camel of his own & added the same to 17. That increased the total to 18 camels.

Now, he started reading the deceased father’s will.

Half of 18 = 9.
So he gave 9 camels
to the eldest son.

1/3rd of 18 = 6.
So he gave 6 camels
to the middle son.

1/9th of 18 = 2.
So he gave 2 camels
to the youngest son.

Now add this up:
9 + 6 + 2 = 17 &
This leaves 1 camel,
which the wise man took back.

MORAL: The attitude of negotiation & problem solving is to find the 18th camel i.e. the common ground. Once a person is able to find the common ground, the issue is resolved. It is difficult at times.

However, to reach a solution, the first step is to believe that there is a solution. If we think that there is no solution, we won’t be able to reach any!

Please let me share sm of the requirement, to access BOI loans,

1. Formal letter of Application

2. Photocopy of Certificate of Registration or Incorporation

3. of the Certified True Copies of Forms C02 and C07

4. A photocopy of the Certified True Copy of Memorandum and Articles of Association of the Company.

5. Feasibility Study Report (4 copies)

6. Quotations for items of equipment (at least 2 or 3 quotations from different sources), where applicable.

7. Three (3) years most recent Audited Accounts of the company (for existing company).

8. Organizational Structure and Management of the company.

9. Declaration of total outstanding liabilities of the company.

10. Statement of Account for the past six months from the company’s bankers

11. Acceptable Securities shall include a charge/security interest over all of applicant’s assets, copyrights, rights etc. and on the equipment/ assets financed.

12. Three (3) years most recent Tax Clearance Certificate for the Company and two (2) Directors.

13. Eight recent Passport photographs of each of the two Directors and the Company Secretary.

14. Completed copy of Bank of Industry Questionnaire.
Source; www.boi.ng

7.5 billion ?

" We don't go to war for the love of it, but we go to war to protect our loved ones..

Too that gallant unknown soldier, continue to sleep on..

We shall overcome..

If you never experieced this, then your childhood as a real African Child is in doubt.

Got this from a friend.. Please take note..

All I see is changes!

I was born so many years ago in the street of Lagos. The only son of the mother I never knew.
Raised by a very tough aunty and broke through all barriers to get to where I am today.
All thanks and praises be unto God.


Sure am not there yet, but I shall continue to work hard because I know that, one day my time must surely come.

Thank you nairaland for being part of my little world.
Thanks to Seun.
Thank you all.

Happy birthday to me..

I vividly recall the story of a man who became popular for engaging in money rituals just to buy the 80's edition of the Honda Prelude; you wouldn't buy that car for 50k today.
A guy brutally murdered his brother, just because he wanted to acquire the rave of the moment - Pathfinder Jeep. That same vehicle is now better described as a coffin.... Vanity
I remember as a kid, my whole street gathered at a neighbour's house to watch a"drama" shown on a "double-door black & white television". Today there is plasma television and its almost found in every student's room..... Vanity
Some ladies left their true loves because some rich guy then persuaded them with a Benz 190, which turned out to be the only car they ever owned till date. They found out too late that true love is invaluable..... Vanity
What about Santana, Mercedes Benz V boot, 505 Evolution, Toyota Crown?... All overtaken by latest models of Camry, Honda, Bugatti, Bentley, X6, Acura and Infinity.... Vanity!
A guy declared drinks because he launched the Nokia-3310 phone in 2002. Today that phone would embarrass the owner and is a joke compared to the low cost and everyday phones..... Vanity
What about the MTN SIM card that many people went extra miles before they bought for over 30k, today you will not buy it anywhere because all networks are begging people to even take it for free.... Vanity
People are still making the most horrific sacrifices over 'vanity' and make enemies over worthless material things. What can I say? Look back at that one thing you want to kill or die for today, and see what becomes of it tomorrow. There is absolutely nothing you can't achieve. ... Take it easy!
All you need is a little time and PATIENCE and you would thank God without regrets. There is actually nothing in this world that is worth going to Hell for, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
TAKE IT EASY!
This piece is from a friend. Please share...

Ibadan guys be like; we must get home by fire by force..

Love your neighbour?