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I want to be a major distributor...

Na wa

Congrats..

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OK..

Let's go back to 1963 constitution.

You guys are the bigger criminals...

You stole my people and forced them into slavery..

You stole our very expensive artefacts and kept them in museums scattered all around Europe..

We pay to visit those your nonsense museum..

This is Karma at work..What goes around comes around..

Its getting clearer by the day..

Nigeria as a country can never be sustained with this our pseudo - federalism..

The South West has always remained the nucleus of our democracy.

The fooling around is over!

Guy bone o..
This life no get head..
All dem boys dem wey no know book that year de pull Range Rover now..
I swear,this life nor balance...

Just go Malaysia come back,your story go change!




Wetin de that Malaysia sef?

Was driving through ogui road in Enugu where I noticed that people were running helter skelter..
Moving closer,it was discovered that an angry cow has refused to leave the major road..
All efforts to get her out if the road proved abortive...

I had to park and take some snapshots...




Lalasticlala.....

Una headache!

University education is highly overated in this part of the world.. I graduated 12 years ago,since then,nothing to show for it..

One small boy that did boi boi in my town has built a house in Lagos and he is currently building one in the villa..
All I can boast of is one nonsense certificate with no values..

And someone is asking me to go for my masters...

Masters ko,slave ni!

Lets embrace vocational education. ..
Thats the in thing right now..

RIP

Aha!

This is very good for Africa..We all need to get involved.. Cryptocurrency is the way to go..Thumbs up cryptogene!

Donald Trump will make a good president.
Election is over,governance is next.

Less than 24 hours after he was declared winner and almost three months to his inauguration , Donald Trump has reached out to James Dimon, chairman and CEO of JP Morgan Chase , to take up the office of Secretary of the Treasury. The Treasury department like our ministry of finance manages all US government revenues and expenses.

( Lesson 1: Sense of Urgency, hit the ground running and reach decisions fast)

Jamie Dimon, named into Institutional Investor's Best CEOs list in the All-America Executive Team Survey from 2008 through 2011, listed four times amongst Times 100 most influential people on earth and globally accepted as the best CEO of the biggest bank in America, is actually a global brand in international finance management .

(Lesson 2: Head hunt the best)

The interesting thing is that James Dimon is a Democrat and has donated money to the Democratic Party in the past, predicted a Hillary Clinton win a few weeks ago and had subtly mocked Donald Trump in a public event recently.

(Leason 3: Have a large heart to accommodate working with the best wether they supported your election or not )

Nigeria has a lot to learn from this .

Ken Agala

The ransome was a bait...

Men,this write up is second to none...

Please add me 070305476246

INTERNAL HOME MEMO
FROM: FATHER
TO: ALL DEPENDANTS & RELATIVES
CC: MOTHER
DATE: May 16, 2016
SUBJECT: FINANCIAL MELTDOWN/COST
CUTTING MEASURES FOR YOUR URGENT
ATTENTION
Due to the current economic situation, all
domestic rules and regulations
Have been revised as below and under no
circumstance is any violation going
To be accepted.
1. The Kitchen and all pantries are declared
Restricted Zones. Entry
and/or passage shall require express permission
from myself
upon submission of written request.
2. Breakfast is banned. This matter cannot be
discussed!
3. Such food items as rice, chicken, butter, jam,
eggs, bread and milk are
Restricted. Anyone intending to eat any of such
foodstuff must write to me in triplicate, with
three days notice, giving justifications backed by
a qualified dietician report as supportive
documentation.
4. Bathing in the morning is limited to 5 litres of
water per day per
person while bathing in the evening is banned
unless there are medical reasons.
5. All security lights should be removed with
immediate effect. All
dependants shall abide by an all-night guard-duty
roster I shall make available shortly.
6. No dependant shall entertain friends indoors,
far less attempt to
offer food, drinks or even music. Those who want
their guests to listen to music shall sing for
them.
7. No one is allowed to talk to officials from
police, Council or Court Bailiffs; doing so shall
carry an instantaneous penalty of ejection from
the House.
8. Anybody who breaks a glass, a piece of
furniture or any other property in the house, shall
immediately have to seek temporary employment
somewhere to earn money to replace such
broken item(s).
9. All visitors intending to spend a night/week or
more shall
apply in triplicate and give two months notice,
with an endorsement from their town Mayor,
Village Headman, Priest or Imam, giving
convincing
reasons why they can't stay at their homes.
Failure to do this shall result in their being turned
away, at the gate, upon arrival
THESE RULES ARE BINDING AND NOT SUBJECT
TO ANY DISCUSSION WHATSOEVER!!!
Signed:
DAD
Chairman of Home Affairs
Hot regards,