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Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland 2016 Grand Finale by scofieldsimba(m): 11:10am On Jun 25, 2016
I vote for Ivvy

Cc; NLJega

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Politics / Some Of The Agreements President Buhari Reached With The Chinese Government...#j by scofieldsimba(m): 4:55pm On Apr 14, 2016
President Buhari's meeting with Chinese officials has brought so many benefits to Nigeria, and some of the agreements signed include:
1. 长,水利部苏莱曼阿达姆部长和国防部长丹阿里,长,水利部苏莱曼阿达姆部长和国防部长丹阿里, 长,水利部苏莱曼阿达姆部长和国防部长丹阿里
2.,长,水利部苏莱曼阿达姆部长和国防部长丹阿里,
他来到中国人民共和国长
3.,水利部苏莱曼阿达姆部长和国防部长丹阿里,
他来到中国人民共和国进行国事访问行国事访问长,水长长,水利部苏莱曼阿达姆部长和国防部长丹阿里,
他来到中国人民共和国进行国事访问水利部苏莱曼阿达姆部长和国防部长丹阿里,
他来到中国
4.人民共和国进行国事访问部苏莱曼阿达姆部长和国防部长丹阿里,
他来到中国人民共和国进行国事访问长
And additionally,水利部苏莱曼阿达姆部长和国防部长丹阿里,
他Lagos来到中国人民Calabar共和国进行国事访问他
Its a positive development and one will be glad as u read through the points

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Forum Games / Re: If You Can Get This Right,then You Are A Genius by scofieldsimba(m): 4:49pm On Apr 14, 2016
Oga lalasticala what do you think ?
Jokes Etc / Re: Some Funny Nollywood Proverbs.. by scofieldsimba(m): 11:30am On Apr 14, 2016
Lalasticlala, seun, which is your favourite?..
Jokes Etc / Some Funny Nollywood Proverbs.. by scofieldsimba(m): 10:45am On Apr 14, 2016
ACTOR, PETE EDOCHIE.

1. The little opportunity given to a monkey to wear cloths, does not guarantee it to join the dinning table.
2. Girls are like mangoes, while you are waiting for them to be ripe, others are eating them with salt.
3. Whoever presents his own head to break coconut would not be able to partake in the eating of it.
4. A man who hangs around a beautiful girl without saying a word ends up fetching water for guests at her wedding.
5. A man who counts his money after withdrawing from the ATM has trust issues.
6. If something that was going to chop off your head only knocked off your cap, you should be grateful.
7. When a girl has beauty without Brains, the Private parts suffer the most.
8. Having a Female as a Best friend is like having Chicken for a pet, You will eat it some day.
9. The wolf on the hill is not as hungry as the wolf climbing the hill.
10. Never let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent & kick them out.
11. Life goes on, Even if you don't want it to.
12. Drinking garri doesn't mean you're poor but allowing it to swell before drinking is poverty.
13. The buttocks are like a married couple though there is constant friction between them, they will still love and live together.

Which number is your favorite?
Forum Games / If You Can Get This Right,then You Are A Genius by scofieldsimba(m): 8:10pm On Apr 13, 2016
QUESTION OF THE DAY
If you get the answer right, I
swear you are a super genius .
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A lady bought goods worth #200 and paid the shopkeeper with a #1000 note. the shopkeeper had no change on him so he went to another shopkeeper John his
neighbor and collected #1000 change in #200 denominations with which he settled the
lady and she left.
A little while later , John came
back angrily after he discovered the #1000 note he was given by
shopkeeper was fake, and demanded a replacement. To avoid trouble, the shopkeeper had to give John another #1000 and destroyed the counterfeit which had no real value .
HOW MUCH HAS THE SHOPKEEPER LOST IN TOTAL??
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Politics / How I Have Been Surviving In This Era Of Fuel Scarcity And Poor Power Supply.. by scofieldsimba(m): 7:57am On Apr 06, 2016
How I have been surviving Fuel Scarcity and Lack of Electricity:

Go to Nearby Bank
Greet Everyone,
Plug Phone to Charge,
Plug Power Bank, Rechargeable Fan,
Drink Water from Dispenser,
Sit Enjoy AC, Watch Buhari on CNN,
Withdraw N1000
Thank the bank staff and return home.
The next day go and join queue to pay back the N1000 into account.

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Politics / Why Blacks Will Always Remain Poor.. by scofieldsimba(m): 2:34pm On Apr 03, 2016
Why are blacks not wealthy

You've got to read this Excerpts from an interview with a Jewish leader about Blacks.
INTERVIEWER:
Why are blacks so behind Economically?
JEWISH LEADER:
The only thing blacks understand is Consumption. Blacks don't understand the importance of creating and building wealth.
The fundamental rule is to keep your money within your racial group. We the Jews build Jewish business, hire Jewish, buy Jewish and spend Jewish. There is nothing wrong with that but it is a basic rule blacks cannot comprehend and follow; "He kills his fellow blacks daily instead of wanting to see his fellow black do succeed" 93% of blacks killed in America are by other blacks.
Their leaders steal from their people and send the money back to their colonial master from whom they borrow the same money from.
Every successful black want to spend his money in the country of his colonial masters. They go on holiday abroad, buy houses abroad, school abroad, go for medical treatment abroad etc instead of spending this money in their own country to benefit their people.
Statistics show that the Jew's money exchanges hands 18 times before leaving his community while for blacks it is probably a maximum of once or even zero.
Only 6% of black money goes back into their community. This is why Jews are at the top and blacks are at the bottom of every ladder of society.
Instead of buying Louis Vuitton, Hermes, expensive cars, shoes, houses, dresses etc, blacks could industralize Africa, build banks and get rid of colonial institutions by putting them out of business.
INTERVIEWER:
What is your thought on failure of blacks after 150yrs?
JEWISH LEADER:
Well, nothing is ever the blackman's fault. His compulsive habit of killing his own, compulsive material consumption. His inability to build businesses or preserve wealth are usually somebody else's fault.
INTERVIEWER:
So what can blacks do to liberate themselves
JEWISH LEADER: Blacks must take responsibility. Blacks must unite. And vehemently fight corrupt leaders who run down their country and run to IMF as though IMF is Father Christmas.

Pls. forward this until it goes round the continent of Africa & particularly to our parasitic leaders.
We all need to learn our lessons quick and build our Nation.
Politics / Re: Watch Video Of Real Angels Flying In The Sky..viewed From An Aeroplane.. by scofieldsimba(m): 10:54pm On Mar 14, 2016
Seun am seeing unexpected error. What could be wrong ?
Cc
Lalasticlal
Politics / Watch Video Of Real Angels Flying In The Sky..viewed From An Aeroplane.. by scofieldsimba(m): 10:36pm On Mar 14, 2016
Got this incredible, endtime video from a friend so I decided to share with ma friends..

I need to comfirm if its true..
Politics / Re: Corruption Under President Jonathan and Now;compare and contrast.... by scofieldsimba(m): 6:20pm On Feb 29, 2016
Oga lalasticlala, happy new week..
Politics / Re: Corruption Under President Jonathan and Now;compare and contrast.... by scofieldsimba(m): 2:21pm On Feb 28, 2016
kenny987:
Corruption is not dead or gone, it is very much around and active. This time though, it is being run by those who will first scream that trillions have been stolen then involve u in the drama of searching for goats who ate yams of that amount.

While the sensation of that is ongoing, they perfect their art and actually steal enough up to that amount and keep quiet, do nothing and keep blaming others for their inability to function. When greed sets in and they pack even more,they will file amended charges in court against a chosen scapegoat then keep u entertained with d drama of media trial.

Corruption is hale and hearty only repackaged and run by those who will only make u suffer and when u cry out they refer u to d previous administrations. Ask them what they are currently doing na...story!

That's the message bro..

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Politics / Re: Corruption Under President Jonathan and Now;compare and contrast.... by scofieldsimba(m): 12:29pm On Feb 28, 2016
Adminisher:
This is stupid Nigerian youth for you, justifying corruption without even thinking past effects. he has not looked at the cause and the chronology. Next year he is in front of Jamaican embassy applying for visa. To think really deep about anything is a problem yet they want breakthroughs.

Deep spiritual stronghold in the mind.

My brother,both parties are the same..

My message its more like an irony..

9 months after, no one behind the bars..

No not one..
Politics / Re: Corruption Under President Jonathan and Now;compare and contrast.... by scofieldsimba(m): 12:23pm On Feb 28, 2016
PassingShot:
Our youths mentality is already bastardized beyond repair.
It's an absurdity for anyone to think corruption is better and thus want a return to it.

I weep for Nigerian youths.
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When and where did you have 20 hours of electricity with corruption?

It was corruption that has made you lack access to basic amenities, yet you're ignorsntly wishing corruption returns.

I don't care how you feel, we are all in this country..
Just a side by side comparism with the last dispensation.. The list is endless.
But because you have chosen to be myopic. You chose to see what u wanna see.
And am sure you didn't even see the budget..

#nonsensicalnonsense.

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Politics / Re: Corruption Under President Jonathan and Now;compare and contrast.... by scofieldsimba(m): 10:53am On Feb 28, 2016
Seun happy Sunday..
Politics / Corruption Under President Jonathan and Now;compare and contrast.... by scofieldsimba(m): 10:23am On Feb 28, 2016
BRING BACK OUR CORRUPTION!!!

With Corruption a bag of pure water was N80
Without Corruption a bag of pure water is N150

With Corruption dollar was N180
Without Corruption dollar is N400

With Corruption I have 20hrs electricity at low tariff
Without Corruption I have 7hrs electricity
with 45% increase in tariff

With Corruption keke to my house takes N50
Without Corruption keke to my house takes N100

WithCorruption smallest indomie was N40
Without Corruption smallest indomie is N60

The list can go on and on but I just have to end it and take a stand......

# IStandWithCorruption
‪#Bringbackourcorruption‬.
‪#BuharibringbackNigeria‬.
‪#Bringbacknaira‬.

If with Corruption Dollar was N180 and without Corruption Dollar is now N425,

Brother and Sisters, you will agree with me that we need corruption in this country...

Titus Sardine started with 4 fishes, it reduced to 3. Then now it's 2.

In years to come, you'll open Sardine and see "Try Again" No fish at this Time....

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Jokes Etc / Re: Who Is The Winner A Or B ?....photos.. by scofieldsimba(m): 10:19am On Feb 28, 2016
Seun and lalasticlala, who is the winner?
Jokes Etc / Please Bring Back Our Corruption.. Very Funny!! by scofieldsimba(m): 10:11am On Feb 28, 2016
BRING BACK OUR CORRUPTION!!!

With Corruption a bag of pure water was N80
Without Corruption a bag of pure water is N150

With Corruption dollar was N180
Without Corruption dollar is N400

With Corruption I have 20hrs electricity at low tariff
Without Corruption I have 7hrs electricity
with 45% increase in tariff

With Corruption keke to my house takes N50
Without Corruption keke to my house takes N100

WithCorruption smallest indomie was N40
Without Corruption smallest indomie is N60

The list can go on and on but I just have to end it and take a stand......

# IStandWithCorruption
‪#Bringbackourcorruption‬.
‪#BuharibringbackNigeria‬.
‪#Bringbacknaira‬.

If with Corruption Dollar was N180 and without Corruption Dollar is now N425,

Brother and Sisters, you will agree with me that we need corruption in this country...

Titus Sardine started with 4 fishes, it reduced to 3. Then now it's 2.

In years to come, you'll open Sardine and see "Try Again" No fish at this Time...

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Jokes Etc / Re: Who Is The Winner A Or B ?....photos.. by scofieldsimba(m): 10:22pm On Feb 27, 2016
Men, a bit corn-fused..
Jokes Etc / Who Is The Winner A Or B ?....photos.. by scofieldsimba(m): 7:24pm On Feb 27, 2016
Abeg nairalanders who win ? The race no clear for my eyes..

Jokes Etc / Re: See Hilarious Answers To A Question On Food Poisoning by scofieldsimba(m): 9:26pm On Feb 23, 2016
ilevic:
what manner of teacher is this using the word stu,pid on his student?

Abeg follow me ask o!
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo Of A Man Sleeping Inside A Bathtub Filled With Water by scofieldsimba(m): 9:24pm On Feb 23, 2016
Chestar5:
The heat is really killing o, got red rashes over my brown body cry..
Am praying for the rain

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Jokes Etc / Re: Photo Of A Man Sleeping Inside A Bathtub Filled With Water by scofieldsimba(m): 8:30pm On Feb 23, 2016
nedu2000:
It's the heat,its damn much.
Wish I had a bathtub

My bro, you may wish to consider getting one for yourself..

This heat is terribly terrible.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Photo Of A Man Sleeping Inside A Bathtub Filled With Water by scofieldsimba(m): 8:29pm On Feb 23, 2016
Amiano:
Oh men dis is d perfect antidote to d heat
I tell you the gospel truth..

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Jokes Etc / Re: Photo Of A Man Sleeping Inside A Bathtub Filled With Water by scofieldsimba(m): 8:08pm On Feb 23, 2016
Seun and lalasticlala, the heat reach una side ?

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Jokes Etc / Re: Photo Of A Man Sleeping Inside A Bathtub Filled With Water by scofieldsimba(m): 8:00pm On Feb 23, 2016
Men,power holding really hold the light tight..

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Jokes Etc / See Hilarious Answers To A Question On Food Poisoning by scofieldsimba(m): 7:44pm On Feb 23, 2016
Abeg whicH school this pikin de go ?

Jokes Etc / Photo Of A Man Sleeping Inside A Bathtub Filled With Water by scofieldsimba(m): 6:52pm On Feb 23, 2016
This really got me

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Politics / Re: Why We Can’t Recover Funds Looted By Alison-madueke, Others — Presidency by scofieldsimba(m): 2:20pm On Feb 21, 2016
Okpolo eye no be open eye...

Double wahala for deady body..

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Education / Re: Deji Akinwande To Receive Presidential Award In The U.S by scofieldsimba(m): 2:11pm On Feb 21, 2016
Hmm..

Nice one sir.. Making us proud
Food / Re: Did You Ever Buy This Satchet Ice-Cream? Memories by scofieldsimba(m): 1:32pm On Feb 21, 2016
Na condense na, I lick am wella those days for primary school..

Even pitoo..


But e get one day wey I go use my offering money buy am.. That's day ehhh, headache worry me so tay I gats confess..

Since then, I no de try am.

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Family / What We Must Teach Our Daughters...Photos. by scofieldsimba(m): 8:40am On Feb 21, 2016
Our daughters must know this...

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