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Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland 2016 Grand Finale by scofieldsimba(m): 11:10am On Jun 25, 2016 |
I vote for Ivvy Cc; NLJega 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Politics / Some Of The Agreements President Buhari Reached With The Chinese Government...#j by scofieldsimba(m): 4:55pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
President Buhari's meeting with Chinese officials has brought so many benefits to Nigeria, and some of the agreements signed include: 1. 长,水利部苏莱曼阿达姆部长和国防部长丹阿里,长,水利部苏莱曼阿达姆部长和国防部长丹阿里, 长,水利部苏莱曼阿达姆部长和国防部长丹阿里 2.,长,水利部苏莱曼阿达姆部长和国防部长丹阿里, 他来到中国人民共和国长 3.,水利部苏莱曼阿达姆部长和国防部长丹阿里, 他来到中国人民共和国进行国事访问行国事访问长,水长长,水利部苏莱曼阿达姆部长和国防部长丹阿里, 他来到中国人民共和国进行国事访问水利部苏莱曼阿达姆部长和国防部长丹阿里, 他来到中国 4.人民共和国进行国事访问部苏莱曼阿达姆部长和国防部长丹阿里, 他来到中国人民共和国进行国事访问长 And additionally,水利部苏莱曼阿达姆部长和国防部长丹阿里, 他Lagos来到中国人民Calabar共和国进行国事访问他 Its a positive development and one will be glad as u read through the points 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Forum Games / Re: If You Can Get This Right,then You Are A Genius by scofieldsimba(m): 4:49pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
Oga lalasticala what do you think ? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Some Funny Nollywood Proverbs.. by scofieldsimba(m): 11:30am On Apr 14, 2016 |
Lalasticlala, seun, which is your favourite?.. |
Jokes Etc / Some Funny Nollywood Proverbs.. by scofieldsimba(m): 10:45am On Apr 14, 2016 |
ACTOR, PETE EDOCHIE. 1. The little opportunity given to a monkey to wear cloths, does not guarantee it to join the dinning table. 2. Girls are like mangoes, while you are waiting for them to be ripe, others are eating them with salt. 3. Whoever presents his own head to break coconut would not be able to partake in the eating of it. 4. A man who hangs around a beautiful girl without saying a word ends up fetching water for guests at her wedding. 5. A man who counts his money after withdrawing from the ATM has trust issues. 6. If something that was going to chop off your head only knocked off your cap, you should be grateful. 7. When a girl has beauty without Brains, the Private parts suffer the most. 8. Having a Female as a Best friend is like having Chicken for a pet, You will eat it some day. 9. The wolf on the hill is not as hungry as the wolf climbing the hill. 10. Never let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent & kick them out. 11. Life goes on, Even if you don't want it to. 12. Drinking garri doesn't mean you're poor but allowing it to swell before drinking is poverty. 13. The buttocks are like a married couple though there is constant friction between them, they will still love and live together. Which number is your favorite? |
Forum Games / If You Can Get This Right,then You Are A Genius by scofieldsimba(m): 8:10pm On Apr 13, 2016 |
QUESTION OF THE DAY If you get the answer right, I swear you are a super genius . --------------------------------------------- -------------------- A lady bought goods worth #200 and paid the shopkeeper with a #1000 note. the shopkeeper had no change on him so he went to another shopkeeper John his neighbor and collected #1000 change in #200 denominations with which he settled the lady and she left. A little while later , John came back angrily after he discovered the #1000 note he was given by shopkeeper was fake, and demanded a replacement. To avoid trouble, the shopkeeper had to give John another #1000 and destroyed the counterfeit which had no real value . HOW MUCH HAS THE SHOPKEEPER LOST IN TOTAL?? . |
Politics / How I Have Been Surviving In This Era Of Fuel Scarcity And Poor Power Supply.. by scofieldsimba(m): 7:57am On Apr 06, 2016 |
How I have been surviving Fuel Scarcity and Lack of Electricity: Go to Nearby Bank Greet Everyone, Plug Phone to Charge, Plug Power Bank, Rechargeable Fan, Drink Water from Dispenser, Sit Enjoy AC, Watch Buhari on CNN, Withdraw N1000 Thank the bank staff and return home. The next day go and join queue to pay back the N1000 into account. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Why Blacks Will Always Remain Poor.. by scofieldsimba(m): 2:34pm On Apr 03, 2016 |
Why are blacks not wealthy You've got to read this Excerpts from an interview with a Jewish leader about Blacks. INTERVIEWER: Why are blacks so behind Economically? JEWISH LEADER: The only thing blacks understand is Consumption. Blacks don't understand the importance of creating and building wealth. The fundamental rule is to keep your money within your racial group. We the Jews build Jewish business, hire Jewish, buy Jewish and spend Jewish. There is nothing wrong with that but it is a basic rule blacks cannot comprehend and follow; "He kills his fellow blacks daily instead of wanting to see his fellow black do succeed" 93% of blacks killed in America are by other blacks. Their leaders steal from their people and send the money back to their colonial master from whom they borrow the same money from. Every successful black want to spend his money in the country of his colonial masters. They go on holiday abroad, buy houses abroad, school abroad, go for medical treatment abroad etc instead of spending this money in their own country to benefit their people. Statistics show that the Jew's money exchanges hands 18 times before leaving his community while for blacks it is probably a maximum of once or even zero. Only 6% of black money goes back into their community. This is why Jews are at the top and blacks are at the bottom of every ladder of society. Instead of buying Louis Vuitton, Hermes, expensive cars, shoes, houses, dresses etc, blacks could industralize Africa, build banks and get rid of colonial institutions by putting them out of business. INTERVIEWER: What is your thought on failure of blacks after 150yrs? JEWISH LEADER: Well, nothing is ever the blackman's fault. His compulsive habit of killing his own, compulsive material consumption. His inability to build businesses or preserve wealth are usually somebody else's fault. INTERVIEWER: So what can blacks do to liberate themselves JEWISH LEADER: Blacks must take responsibility. Blacks must unite. And vehemently fight corrupt leaders who run down their country and run to IMF as though IMF is Father Christmas. Pls. forward this until it goes round the continent of Africa & particularly to our parasitic leaders. We all need to learn our lessons quick and build our Nation. |
Politics / Re: Watch Video Of Real Angels Flying In The Sky..viewed From An Aeroplane.. by scofieldsimba(m): 10:54pm On Mar 14, 2016 |
Seun am seeing unexpected error. What could be wrong ? Cc Lalasticlal |
Politics / Watch Video Of Real Angels Flying In The Sky..viewed From An Aeroplane.. by scofieldsimba(m): 10:36pm On Mar 14, 2016 |
Got this incredible, endtime video from a friend so I decided to share with ma friends.. I need to comfirm if its true.. |
Politics / Re: Corruption Under President Jonathan and Now;compare and contrast.... by scofieldsimba(m): 6:20pm On Feb 29, 2016 |
Oga lalasticlala, happy new week.. |
Politics / Re: Corruption Under President Jonathan and Now;compare and contrast.... by scofieldsimba(m): 2:21pm On Feb 28, 2016 |
kenny987: That's the message bro.. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Corruption Under President Jonathan and Now;compare and contrast.... by scofieldsimba(m): 12:29pm On Feb 28, 2016 |
Adminisher: My brother,both parties are the same.. My message its more like an irony.. 9 months after, no one behind the bars.. No not one.. |
Politics / Re: Corruption Under President Jonathan and Now;compare and contrast.... by scofieldsimba(m): 12:23pm On Feb 28, 2016 |
PassingShot: I don't care how you feel, we are all in this country.. Just a side by side comparism with the last dispensation.. The list is endless. But because you have chosen to be myopic. You chose to see what u wanna see. And am sure you didn't even see the budget.. #nonsensicalnonsense. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Corruption Under President Jonathan and Now;compare and contrast.... by scofieldsimba(m): 10:53am On Feb 28, 2016 |
Seun happy Sunday.. |
Politics / Corruption Under President Jonathan and Now;compare and contrast.... by scofieldsimba(m): 10:23am On Feb 28, 2016 |
BRING BACK OUR CORRUPTION!!! With Corruption a bag of pure water was N80 Without Corruption a bag of pure water is N150 With Corruption dollar was N180 Without Corruption dollar is N400 With Corruption I have 20hrs electricity at low tariff Without Corruption I have 7hrs electricity with 45% increase in tariff With Corruption keke to my house takes N50 Without Corruption keke to my house takes N100 WithCorruption smallest indomie was N40 Without Corruption smallest indomie is N60 The list can go on and on but I just have to end it and take a stand...... # IStandWithCorruption #Bringbackourcorruption. #BuharibringbackNigeria. #Bringbacknaira. If with Corruption Dollar was N180 and without Corruption Dollar is now N425, Brother and Sisters, you will agree with me that we need corruption in this country... Titus Sardine started with 4 fishes, it reduced to 3. Then now it's 2. In years to come, you'll open Sardine and see "Try Again" No fish at this Time.... 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Is The Winner A Or B ?....photos.. by scofieldsimba(m): 10:19am On Feb 28, 2016 |
Seun and lalasticlala, who is the winner? |
Jokes Etc / Please Bring Back Our Corruption.. Very Funny!! by scofieldsimba(m): 10:11am On Feb 28, 2016 |
BRING BACK OUR CORRUPTION!!! With Corruption a bag of pure water was N80 Without Corruption a bag of pure water is N150 With Corruption dollar was N180 Without Corruption dollar is N400 With Corruption I have 20hrs electricity at low tariff Without Corruption I have 7hrs electricity with 45% increase in tariff With Corruption keke to my house takes N50 Without Corruption keke to my house takes N100 WithCorruption smallest indomie was N40 Without Corruption smallest indomie is N60 The list can go on and on but I just have to end it and take a stand...... # IStandWithCorruption #Bringbackourcorruption. #BuharibringbackNigeria. #Bringbacknaira. If with Corruption Dollar was N180 and without Corruption Dollar is now N425, Brother and Sisters, you will agree with me that we need corruption in this country... Titus Sardine started with 4 fishes, it reduced to 3. Then now it's 2. In years to come, you'll open Sardine and see "Try Again" No fish at this Time... 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Is The Winner A Or B ?....photos.. by scofieldsimba(m): 10:22pm On Feb 27, 2016 |
Men, a bit corn-fused.. |
Jokes Etc / Who Is The Winner A Or B ?....photos.. by scofieldsimba(m): 7:24pm On Feb 27, 2016 |
Abeg nairalanders who win ? The race no clear for my eyes..
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Jokes Etc / Re: See Hilarious Answers To A Question On Food Poisoning by scofieldsimba(m): 9:26pm On Feb 23, 2016 |
ilevic: Abeg follow me ask o! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo Of A Man Sleeping Inside A Bathtub Filled With Water by scofieldsimba(m): 9:24pm On Feb 23, 2016 |
Chestar5:Am praying for the rain 11 Likes 1 Share |
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo Of A Man Sleeping Inside A Bathtub Filled With Water by scofieldsimba(m): 8:30pm On Feb 23, 2016 |
nedu2000: My bro, you may wish to consider getting one for yourself.. This heat is terribly terrible. 14 Likes 2 Shares |
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo Of A Man Sleeping Inside A Bathtub Filled With Water by scofieldsimba(m): 8:29pm On Feb 23, 2016 |
Amiano:I tell you the gospel truth.. 16 Likes 3 Shares |
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo Of A Man Sleeping Inside A Bathtub Filled With Water by scofieldsimba(m): 8:08pm On Feb 23, 2016 |
Seun and lalasticlala, the heat reach una side ? 24 Likes 3 Shares |
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo Of A Man Sleeping Inside A Bathtub Filled With Water by scofieldsimba(m): 8:00pm On Feb 23, 2016 |
Men,power holding really hold the light tight.. 37 Likes 4 Shares |
Jokes Etc / See Hilarious Answers To A Question On Food Poisoning by scofieldsimba(m): 7:44pm On Feb 23, 2016 |
Abeg whicH school this pikin de go ?
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Jokes Etc / Photo Of A Man Sleeping Inside A Bathtub Filled With Water by scofieldsimba(m): 6:52pm On Feb 23, 2016 |
This really got me 68 Likes 15 Shares
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Politics / Re: Why We Can’t Recover Funds Looted By Alison-madueke, Others — Presidency by scofieldsimba(m): 2:20pm On Feb 21, 2016 |
Okpolo eye no be open eye... Double wahala for deady body.. 2 Likes |
Education / Re: Deji Akinwande To Receive Presidential Award In The U.S by scofieldsimba(m): 2:11pm On Feb 21, 2016 |
Hmm.. Nice one sir.. Making us proud |
Food / Re: Did You Ever Buy This Satchet Ice-Cream? Memories by scofieldsimba(m): 1:32pm On Feb 21, 2016 |
Na condense na, I lick am wella those days for primary school.. Even pitoo.. But e get one day wey I go use my offering money buy am.. That's day ehhh, headache worry me so tay I gats confess.. Since then, I no de try am. 2 Likes |
Family / What We Must Teach Our Daughters...Photos. by scofieldsimba(m): 8:40am On Feb 21, 2016 |
Our daughters must know this...
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