₦airaland Forum

You see my people,ugly people de suffer.everybody here thinks say im fine abi na only fine people dey niraland.abeg ugly people make una no vex.one day thins go better.in heaven nobody go ugly like una.

Uglyness shld not set u back,it should be a reason for u to struggle and make it.remember ugly people alway win elections.see mr ibu for example im de make am wit im looks.

Wetin bros,which nija airline de use airbus a380.

For a normal university job,doctors are the highest paid anywhere in d world
Plus d respect,even 4 yanki ,there girls de die for doctors.smallest doctor earns
Better than the best pilots.that na real levelsssssssssss.

Please my brothers and sisters, can you tell me if it is a crime to be an ugly man or
Woman.I see people all over abusing and tomenting life out of every ugly person
They know.even women hate their ugly daughters and teacher in class hate them
Too.Even policemen now arrest people because they are ugly which translates to
Lookin like a criminal.please nigerians this discrimination is too much and I imagine
The life really ugly people live and the challenges of making it as an ugly person in
This country.

Mu mu ppl,ulna think say ulna intelligent.average iq for our country no 62.Una de here de argue.me I know say I be olodo and I no get common sense.me I be confirmed mugu and I no de hide am.if no be fool we all of us be,how we go allow all these corruption while we suffer.if no be foolishness how ppl go call themselves boko haram say education na sin,how educated tribe like ibos go allow bakassi exist de terrorize people.if no be senselessness why nobody get sense enough to provide light for una country.dat mumu wey ask this question na niccompul and I know Im type.because Im manage sabi write for Internet.see Im mouth .Im for go meet psychiatrist.na Im get nairaland. :-XMake nobody disturb me today jare make I de chop my garri de suffer for this economic crisis weaned disturb me oooooh

patriotism at work

The Witches and Wizards Association of Nigeria (WITZAN), has deployed 500 witches to Abuja and other parts of Ahead of Nigeria to prevent any tragic occurrence and ensure peaceful inauguration on May 29.

According to its national co-ordinator, Dr Okhue Iboi, the decision was taken after an emergency meeting at Zuma rock, Niger State. WITZAN also warned President Goodluck Jonathan to take adequate security as bad people and disgruntled politicians are planning to cause problems.

Iboi, however, disclosed that the nation would soon have a respite from the people currently throwing bombs all over the places as they would be exposed: “We are going to expose those sponsoring bomb blasts in the country after May 29. They have been caged already. We are going to use our power to cause them to come out and confess their misdeeds. Nigerians would be surprised at how the saboteurs would be exposed.”

He said it was revealed to the witches as far back as last year that no other candidate except Jonathan would rule the nation. The association which also predicted the failure of both former military president Ibrahim Badamosi Babangida and vice president Atiku Abubakar in their presidential quests also disclosed that Jonathan would serve his four-year tenure at the end of which Nigerians would be begging him to go for another term because he has been chosen by God to lead the nation.

Iboi, however, warned Jonathan to beware of sycophants, while warning the incoming ministers and advisers to co-operate with the president and discharge their duties with dedication. The witches warned former Head of State, Major-General Muhammadu Buhari (retd) to stop wasting his time pursuing the presidency:

“Buhari should stop wasting his time because his time is past. He can never rule the nation again. His time is gone.” The incoming National Assembly will deliver. This is the time Nigerians will know that they have real legislators.
“Some people look at us as if we are evil minded people. Not all witches are bad. Our own type of witchcraft is progressive. We are willing to intervene in the affairs of the country anytime the government decides to seek our counsel. We have the solutions to bring lasting peace to the country. Witches and wizards in the country are ready to help restore Nigeria’s lost glory.

“We saw June 12 crisis long before it happened and we warned the late Chief M.K.O. Abiola but he ignored us. Abiola would have been Nigeria’s president but some of us decided to punish him over the role he played in scuttling the late Chief Obafemi Awolowo presidential ambition. We warned him not to waste his time and life. This was reported in some national dailies. We also dealt with the late General Sani Abacha for the execution of the late Ken Saro-Wiwa.”

http://234next.com/csp/cms/sites/Next/News/5705947-146/witches_deploy_500_members_to_abuja.csp

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