₦airaland Forum

obiorathesubtle:
Okay.. I'll only type this once.. So pay attention..


1. Bress! You know the kinda bress that if you see it, the saliva in your mouth will change taste? That type that forms ontop the bra? Aszin.. The cleavage is too good to be true? Brown, succulent, kinda sweaty..Yes.. That type..


2. Yansh! I'm talking about the TALKING DRUM! Yess! Guys go understand.. You're in a bus minding your business, suddenly your eyes catch one kind very noisy yansh(I'm not talking about mess).. Aszin the kind of yansh that makes the whole world silent.. The BRUGUTUU BRUGUTUU BRAGADAA motion.. Chai.. Punchlines yansh .. Everything is just shaking uncontrollably like she didn't wear pant.. And you're just there dumbfounded like.. "What have I....."


3. Then there's the hips.. Get Wide hips and I'll give you the documents to my grandfather's land..

Hahahahaha..Efulefu 1 of Kingati Kingdom!

There is joy when there is continuity in government....keep up d good work Willie.
May all those dat love education in the house say Amen!

APC don kill me ooo..to repair what?...2011 election violence...2Billion...where??...for who??...see change ooooo.

AtlanticBreeze:
He should be arrested on stepping into Nigeria. Thief!

You actually need help...Trust me!

This government is purely ridiculous...imagine the global embarrassment.

Why will he not come when his people are now in power...God used Lebanon security to save the lives of thousands that would have been killed during and after his visit to train and help his people expand Islam...#Radicals!

".....Until the fullness of time"
-That sounds familiar...i think it's a line from the Old testament...??

erunz:
The commissioner of police in Plateau state, Nasiru Oki, has said two churches were on Monday set ablaze by angry persons protesting bomb explosion at a mosque Sunday night in Jos.

The commissioner of police made the disclosure Monday evening at the police headquarters in Jos.

While briefing journalists on the police’s investigations, he said no arrest had been made so far.

He noted that no life was lost in the church incidents but property allegedly worth millions of naira were destroyed.

Mr. Oki also said that 42 people were killed in the twin bomb explosions on Sunday. He said 20 people died in the first explosion at a restaurant while 22 others died in the second at a mosque.

He said 50 people were hospitalized for various degree of injuries and are being treated in hospitals within Jos.

He also presented an undetonated locally-made device recovered from the first scene. He said according to police bomb experts, the device was capable of destroying a complex.

The National Emergency Management Agency, NEMA, had said 44 people were killed in the twin bomb attacks, while the Plateau state government said only 18 people lost their lives.

Meanwhile, military check points have been restored in most parts of the state. All the disbanded military check points in Riyom, Barkinladi, Bauchi roads and those within Jos metropolis were remounted by members of the Special Taskforce on Jos crisis.

The police commissioner declined comment on the reappearance of military check points. He, however, urged residents to endure the development.

The state governor had appealed to President Muhamadu Buhari to allow the restoration of checkpoints.

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/regional/north-central/186181-jos-bomb-blasts-angry-protesters-burn-churches-police.html

Was he soaking garri wen he decided to remove the checkpoints, someone check how many lives and crime ratee since he removed the checkpoints,,,nonseeenssss....

1. They said they will hit the ground running, guess they hit too hard and still trying slowly to get up.
2. To be frank, i think buhari and Apc just contested this election to lose and then forment trouble for Nigeria but God upturned their plans so we might live and now the consequence is that they had no prior plans or blueprint for leading Nigeria, all i have seen so far is total northernization of the country: A. Relocate defense house to Maiduguri. B. Remove all military checkpoints from the highways so that Northerners will think that all is well. C. Transfer Boko haram prisoners to a low security prison in Anambra state instead of a maximum security prison. D. Appoint his ward as Inec acting chairman.
3. He promised us he will make the naira at per with the USD and the way the naira is crashing, it may soon hit oil deposit.
4. The internal fight between the northeners and Tinubu's faction will make Nigeria totally ungovernable because PMB cant just sideline Tinubu cos if he likes it or not, Tinubu put him on that seat.
Conclusion: This country is too big and diversified for a man of Buhari's IQ level, someone that didn't change or upgrade his academic level or learnt anything new with regards to democracy or modern day leadership since the last time he ruled, how do you expect him to bring about change in this country??

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MyThoughts!

The girl can lie shaaa...5hours shagging...even porn stars never fit do that one with all the enhancements they take.

This is just a nothern ploy to allow the remaining boko members to sneak into the south east and south south states to raise new cells for cordinated attacks against the southeners so thet can feel what the northeners passed through....this is now what we voted for ooo...God help us!!

This man is clueless and full of excuses.
Dis is just a northern agenda to put Nigeria back in debt to the western world....as of this morning $1.2bn was paid into the government account, how will Buhari spend it
I hope for d change but trust me guys...this ain't the real change...its a cheap-scan campaign slogan adopted by Tinubu & co.

This guy just looks sorry in this pics...please discard.

Nwa otu bu so mma...keep representing!

The guy is crazy...he should have ran like mad..if i may ask...why did he go when everyone had left?

When has drug trafficking been an Igbos-only business....i have been to different countries and i have met many tribes involved in it.
Please stop being ridiculously tribalistic.

1. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala
2. Deziani Allison-Madueke..

These 2 are trail-blazers in their field.

NIgeria has been handed over to Illuminati..that's what the sign means...#Packingmybags!

I hope all this pdp senators will not crossover to APC, this will control the government and save Nigeria from an executive overridden state....

Collynzo419:
Your conscience should tell you the answer.

Nigerians are tired of BH and we dont want ISIS in the equation

We need change in our strategy and Jonathan cannot do that for us.

And you think that their Big Brother in the mosque will bring that change??...you should be smarter than this.

APC is boycotting every good thing this country has ever come together for..why don't they just boycott this presidency and let us be...haba?!

Confirmed Aboki Nama party....lol!

@OP...i pity you for bringing this question to Nairaland..lol.
Well..my own advise, i think you should change toothpastes...!

To tell everyone the truth, if Peter Obi falls for this PDP ploy to entice him with his selfish side, his political career is done...Who is Peter obi in Anambra without APGA??...APGA is his only negotiating power, my brothers let me tell you the fact...Peter has lost it if he really joined PDP, there are so many vultures there that has suffered for the party, now he wants to leave where he is a leader to join where he will be a follower...the UBAH brothers will so deal with him.
And Peter obi is too stingy to spend the kind of cash used to form a political structure from the scratch or to break away an existing structure.
I pray he thinks twice and take his stand with APGA and commit to uplifting the party (even if it means working with PDP) at least that way he can still command followership.

I'm so sorry for Ghana....their problem started since when they began rubbing shoulders with Nigeria..!

UP 20%.....

Haaa...see these ajebos ooo, me i'm a father and i do it to relieve my daughter always, when you use the handkerchief too much, it bruises her nose and pains a lot, as for using vacuum, i wouldn't even try it because it might make her to put anything she picks up in her nose-which is not very safe.

ettybaba: How do you sleep in the night? I pity your parents more than I pity you.

I will not insult you for calling my parents but if you had an iota of sense, you would have seen i listed exactly where this happened and if you are an Anambrarian it would take you just few hours to find out if its the truth or not or if a petition regarding that is with the Electoral officer of ogbaru or not.
ODE!