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Lola

A Nigerian American lawyer who was working in Georgetown

Very energetic, healthy, intelligent and she had depth

She used to jump across all the clubs in District of Columbia

Very fun girl, sexually free.... the messier the better

She got married last year to a white Investment banker

Said Nigerian guys are too judgmental for her....



But op if she has a yellow grill why not send her to the dentist

Rituals

They must be exposed

ExInferis:
Chibok kidnapping is nothing compared to the rampant kidnapping in your neck of the woods. It's become a way of life. Maybe that's even your family's mainstay.



We marry teenagers. You people rape them. Then you murder them. Including infants. It's on the frontpage everyday.



What?!




We only decapitate unwashed heathens such as yourself.




What's intricate about the childish gobber? It only betrays your overrated wit and intelligence. A mere buffoon does not a wise man maketh.

Go and find sense and use it.



In the north we marry pubescent, nubile, virginal, young girls.
In the south yeast they marry old, over-used, worn out, 5 times baby-factory supplying, menopausal, greying, haggard, disease ridden old bags of wrinkled and decayed flesh. No wonder they always rape babies.

Sorry to break your heart but I'm not igbo

Sagamite:
No, you are in the community of NL fuuktards!

I am seen as your God and punisher on NL.

In your feeble mind you're the punisher

Others are only wondering if you've eaten this morning

Nitwit

Sagamite:
Fuuktard, are you going to deny that by now I have not helped you realise how dumb you are?

You will not thank me?

Yes thank you for being the Nairaland Community Idiot


We are desperately in need of the comic relief

In these days when paedos like yourself are walking around unchecked

Sagamite:
You are a cretinous fuuktard!

A product of a failed education system is talking about olodo rabata?

Can you see how dumb you are now?

And I guess our psychic abilities tell you where I schooled....truly you are the definition of nincompoop

calling the cretinous sagamite


come and defend emir of paedo


See as the guy siddon like Bugs Bunny

Where are his playmates?

Oh! There they are!

Sagamite:
You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Are you trying to tell us that your mother is proud of giving birth to a reetard?

President Buhari maybe you upgrade your vocabulary so you can phase out cretinous.

olodo rabata

Sagamite:
You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Have I been able to help you diagnose how dumb you are?

the only diagnosiss required is the mental breakdown your mother suffered when she realized she would have to birth a leaky mouth dog like you


shut up you paedo supporter


chester child molester oshi

I think I want to be a Northerner

They can feed their animals anywhere and if you dont like it "off with your head"

See Sanusi a man who was involved in the beheading of an igbo man

Several decades later still marrying fresh ponmo, yes i want to be a Northerner

ExInferis:
Sorry,

No room for trash.

On second thought why would I want to be a chibok kidnapping, child bride marrying, people impoverishing, people decapitating marauder?


Surely you can absorb the intricacies of the earlier sarcasm....or u too no sabi the book? Boko Haram the matter, kaji?

Sa’adatu Barkindo-Musdafa, the daughter of the Lamido of Adamawa, is 18 years old and now married to 54 year old Emir of Kano, Muhammadu Sanusi.




She just finished secondary school, is now the Emir's 4th wife. They have a 36 years age difference. Here's a photo of her co-wives and step children.


http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/09/meet-emir-sanusis-18-year-old-bride.html?m=1

Sagamite:
You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Is your mother swallowing your discharge what you understand "paedophilia" means?

Sagacious nematode a la fuuuktardo grande



Go and die and stop foaming from the mouth in my mentions


Filthy swine

Sagamite:
Fuuktard, what do you understand by the term "paedophile"?


Your dumb arsse hears it and you just decided to use it without understanding what it means?

I blame your mother for not swallowing

See the hypocrisy

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/151436-obasanjos-letter-sourcing-premium-times-replies-punch.html

I read the story in Premium Times yesterday and beyond the shock that the Emir of Kano married another wife, I was shocked that I caught Premium Times in the act of plagiarism.

I feel it is very hypocrite of them especially after levelling same charges against Punch some time ago

Here is Premium Times link

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/190644-emir-sanusi-secretly-marries-adamawa-princess.html

And here is ThisDay link on same story from January 2015

http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/emir-sanusi-set-to-take-fourth-wife/198360/

Iro Dan Fulani, the PT author, plagiarized excessively from this part of ThisDay article:

Sanusi, an accomplished banker, who became the 14th Emir of Kano last June, is a respected Islamic Scholar, and his decision to take a new wife is in line with Islamic injunction which prescribes a maximum of four wives for those who can treat all of them equally. Already, Sanusi has three beautiful wives - Sadiya, Maryam and Rakiya. Like in ancient times when bonds between empires were deepened by marriages among royals and nobles across boundaries, the betrothal of the Adamawa princess to Emir Sanusi II may also be a move to deepen royal bond between Adamawa and Kano. Historically, both emirates have similar origins in the 19 century Usman dan Fodio’s jihad. T

he Adamawa Emirate headquartered in Yola, founded by Modibo Adama, one of the commanders of Usman dan Fodio, during the Fulani Jihad of 1809, was traditionally located in Fombina which covers present Adamawa and Taraba States and previously stretched as far as northern provinces of Cameroon, minor parts of Western Chad and the Central African Republic before becoming an emirate of the caliphate. Kano, which was formerly a sultanate, at the end of the eighteenth century, was the richest and most populous of the Hausa states and its capital was perhaps the greatest city in the whole Sudan. As a centre of trade, its reputation stretched far and near. The wave of the 19th century Fulani Jihad of Sheikh Usman dan Fodio defeated the last sultan of Kano by the Jobe Clan of the Fulani, thus making Kano an emirate of the caliphate.


This is how PT remixed it, "A social commentator, Dan’Almajiri Ibrahim, argued that in ancient times, links between empires were tightened by marriages among royals and nobles across boundaries.
“So, the engagement of the Adamawa princess to Emir Sanusi II may also be a move to deepen royal bond between Adamawa and Kano.
“You see, historically, both emirates have similar origins in the 19th Century Uthman Bn Fodio’s jihad,’’ he concluded.
Emir Sanusi could not be reached for comments as he is currently away in Saudi Arabia, where he is acting as leader of Nigeria’s delegation to this year’s hajj.
A highly placed palace source however confirmed the development to PREMIUM TIMES, saying Sa’adatu would not move in with the emir immediately.

So its obvious there is no Dan'Almajiri Ibrahim. I just wonder how many lies PT has been telling Nigerians.

paedophile

Sagamite come and see your uncle at work


You and the paedo North can eat a fat diiiik

Tinubu would die a thousand deaths

Xetima:
I thought you are now enjoying 18 - 23 hrs of electricity courtesy of Baba body language?

It's the gas from baba bubu's body odour that powers the turbines

Why is this thread even here

Another thread with same topic got here first


Why all this ojoro cancel

This thread was here first

Let me leave my mark

bigerboy200:
Ur body odour?? Sorry ohh... take ur bath with petrol twice daily..

I actually prefer kerosene nematode


I see the shortage of sallah ram is affecting your thinking cap

Next na Linda

I'm tired of this body odour

Tinubu

Diezani jigolo dey drive this kind boat



Abeg I wan apply

guccidriver93k:
My boyfriend said I should buy him Gucci Driver shoes worth N93k when I am coming home for Christmas break, said he will give me the money when I come back. This is going to be the first time we will meet since we started our fragile relationship 9 months ago, we knew a bit in University few years ago.

Severally, I have told my boyfriend prior to now that I cannot afford it. Last before now, he said "but you can start saving now and you will get the money before your arrival". So this time, to be the virtuous girlfriend, I had to go all out and check up the prices for this shoe.
I think he assumes that because I am a self-sponsored student abroad, I am Dantata's love child.
Anytime i debunk this claim, he goes like "haba!" and

Lol


Tell him to PayPal you the money first or put it in your naija account

I hate gold digging dudes but if you are expecting the D, then maybe even get it for him for free

After all that's how you womenfolk do us dudes

Evil witch

Gboliwe:
Scribble, when you put a source to that your rubbish you pasted up there, i'll come back and remind you that's the level of journalism in Nigeria. First, they finish you on the pages of newspaper and social media before they do it bodily.

What is this one saying?

prestigediva1:
Guess you part of centri-fugal forces that tends to tear nigeria apart...supporting a corrupt and fraudulent man like saraki won't help the future of your dear children if u have any?...
Let the bad person pay for his deeds...

Pls no need for English. Go and string up the following thieves first:

1. Tinubu
2. Fashola
3. Aregbesola
4. Oshiomole
5. Kwankwaso
6. Tambuwal


Then come back and speak some more english