₦airaland Forum

omenka:
Here we go again.

I hope the agents of darkness would understand that those words don't carry quotation marks meaning they are not Tinubu's words, yet in the title of the thread, they bear quotation marks and are attributed to Tinubu!

And Obinoscopy rushed to put this on the fp. I hope when a lawsuit comes calling someday ya'll can stand up to it.

Seun, this is potentially libellous I hope you know.

shut up and go and call your lawyer...ode


do u know how many SANs are on NL reading gist and will defend this great forum for free

u can lick buhari feet if u want...we will never bow to Islamic fundamentalist

two times?

cashkid:
e pain u like dat, that is to teach u a lesson that wat u dnt knw u dnt say it out, u brainless pig.

Look at this demonic Buhari supporter. Pls go and hug shekau. Bastardo

Elrufai is a lying imp

Change2015:
Actually he is a liar, thief and woman wrapper who cannot even managed his one wife. If he has any intellectual achievements, he has carefully hidden them from the nation.

pls leave the sorry tales of your father off online fora

im talking of Goodluck Jonathan here

tit:
Did buhari not say he will spread sharia all over Nigeria and the world like ISIS?
is hand cutting not sharia again?

tell yourself the truth
or at least do not deceive poor people.

thank u my sister


dont mind the sharia mongers


until they cut their hand come February

Thank God Jonathan is a good man

sai boo hari the sharia kingpin

booo hari

MaziOmenuko:
Lol...high BP go soon send you all to your early grave.


Sai Buhari!

End corruption before it ends us all!

Sharia is a worse corruption

So is tinubu and anarchist and atiku and the rest of them all

I was about to sleep and I remembered the Buhari selfie that made headlines all today and I thought of all the able bodied men and woman in the selfie with him. His volunteers.

Why didn't he take selfie with the amputees that litter the streets of Lagos looking for alms after being butchered by sharia law in the North.

Fashola cannot deport those shariah victims fast enough.

Yet the man who thinks his fellow man should be killed and maimed is being supported by able bodied.

Make it three?

Saijonathan

Big boy
Two times on fp

Topic already exists na


Well I guess you can never have too much of fresh air

Buhari is part of the problem with Nigeria

All this happening under his nose yet he wants to rule


Go and Bleep yaself

Wow

cashkid:
u are the most foolish ever seen,wen last did u pass through that place, hw many kilometres have they expanded and done?Anybody that read this ur useless post will think they have done all u have said here.

Ur father is the most foolish for birthing a didirin like u

cashkid:
mumu!!! i still maintain it, u are nothing but selfish, give us one major thing south west gained from this clueless adminstration that made u want to die for jonathan. Wise up....

Lagos Ibadan Expressway is being expanded, rehabilitated and reconstructed by an Ijaw man u bigot

BossAyuk:
Why?
For your foolishness?

for that of your father

and for orchestrating the kidnap of innocent girls by not negotiating with the Islamic Fundamentalists that said they would make Nigeria ungovernable for Jonathan, and supporting them instead

They should jail Buhari

Ethno Religious Fundamentalist Cattle Rearing Coup Plotting Civilian Administration Overthrowing Goat can only see his fellow colleagues as charismatic

jaysniggs:
As a right thinking and sound minded person, you ought to have calmly given your points to counter his.
But you resulted into calling him names?
Why?
You even went as far as raining insults on his parents.
Does that speak well of you? What example are you laying?
Please let's be understanding and let's quit being in denial.
We should treat ourselves with respect.

he should not have insulted Doyin Okupe, who is clearly his better in every field of humanity

two can play his game sir

that was my point

until the Buhari supporters stop threats and name calling, we the Jonathanians will not STOP

cashkid:
U are wat? Yoruba man? U ve lost ur identity and i pray u find it soon. But in a situation whereby u are right, then Obviously, u are one of the few that run after crumbs from uncle jonah, and i put it to u that u are nothing but selfish!!!!!!!!!!! Not only massively, even aggresively, nonsense. As if southwest is part of your extended family......

u r blinded by the clamouring of an ethno religious terror sponsoring coup plotting civilian administration overthrowing cow rearer

come 2015 the wool will be wiped from your eye

Nonsense

lawanson44:
The only thing i am uncomfortable about right now is the innocent lives that will be lost in the hands of buhari's foot soldiers out of the frustration of his loss in the polls

my brother how will we educate those backwards aboki that there is no need for violence after Jonathan sends the cattle rearer back to his beloved cows?

PassingShot:
Those two states are even more certain than Ondo and Ekiti. Kwara is controlled by APC with high population of Muslims and Saraki's factor while he has strong followership in Niger.

not all Muslims are advocates of Shariah rule

not all Muslims are advocates or blind followers of Northern Born 2 Rule mentality

thus some muslims will vote for the change already in hand, Goodluck Ebele Jonathan

jayonpoint:
Dats coz u're still in ur dreamland, dream on. U're in an unusual world where u dnt feel wat others felt...Mr odesin no light n majority hv simple vote of yes only u hv NO. Tel me which world r u living in?

Praise-singer!

Get off my schlong u homo-retard

Look I have light and a beautiful light skinned girl butt nekkid lyinng next to me

u are a lonely hemp smoking church rat...i see ur looking for friends dats why u put your mobile and PIN in ur signature

u know why no babes have ever added u or called u...ur lips look like crude oil and ur car looks like crude oil prices

u dumb hack

The author of this article is a stupid son of a bit.ch I swear. Mannerless idiots with potty mouths clamouring for change. The only thing that will change is the temperature of these critics as they assume a feverish dimension when they learn their coupist dictator ethno religous fundamentalist Boko Haram conniving goat will be once again relegated to taking care of his ugly fat cows.

Bayo Oluwasanmi your father and mother must be fo.ols for raising a mannerless bas.tard like you


GEJTILL2019

Ride on Dr. We are with you on social media and you know who we are

Please disregard these mannerless buffoons and dont break a sweat or even reply because frankly we have more important things to do and an election to win.

A large noise from a large man inside Aso Rock Propaganda Empire echoes across an imposing cacophony rising above all critics of President Goodluck Jonathan.

But hold your breath. Let the man introduce himself in his own modest way:

Doyin Okupe
BBC screenshot
“I’m Doyin Okupe, the Big, Fat, Idiot. I’m the President Senior Special Assistant on public lies and propaganda with half my brain tied behind my back. My subject is political propaganda. My stance is distortion. My persona is Jonathan comic blow-hard.”

From a moral perspective, frankly I think Okupe is not even a political problem. He is a psychiatric problem. Remember, it’s impossible to cite all the maladies of the Jonathan administration as interpreted by Okupe – Jonathan’s brain. Here is a small sampling:

Okupe has become renowned for his penchant for the outrageous. He demonstrates the absurdity by being absurd: On the merger of opposition parties which formed APC, Okupe boasts “Call me bastard if they don’t crumble and disappear by 2014.”

He’s very obese and vulnerable-looking than he sounds when defending Jonathan. He once described Jonathan as the “Mandela of Nigeria.” “I have checked through the history of Nigeria, among our past and present leaders, the only one we can call our Mandela here in Nigeria is President Jonathan.”

The president’s spokesman who lacks casual, intimate style, sounds like he’s in a soapbox. He’s intoxicated by lies, especially those flowing from his own lips. He sounds like a real braggart. On electricity, he forcefully defends Jonathan: “Don’t blame Jonathan for power failure.” He claimed that government efforts were being sabotaged by politicians who sponsor vandals to attack gas pipelines.

He has never shown any signs of being a serious or thoughtful or earnest guy. He’s a degenerate rodeo clown – a toxic provocateur. He should be kept far away from civilization. Making case for the ineptitude of Jonathan, Okupe compares Jonathan with Jesus Christ. “There is no offense to compare ourselves with our Lord. People do not understand the burden this president is bearing. He’s like Jesus Christ. He’s bearing the burden of everybody.”

To describe Okupe’s lies and propagandas as dishonest and demagogic would be equal to promoting it to the level of respectability. To regard Okupe’s pieces of craps would be to run the risk of a discourse that would never again rise above the excremental.

Fuming from both sides of his mouth, he threatens social critics who dare criticize Emperor Jonathan. “Insult President Jonathan to your peril,” the oracle warns. “Social critics who insults President Jonathan henceforth by calling him drunkard, clueless, etc., would risk being punished by the Federal Government,”

He crudely disguises his lies as an exercise in seriousness. Fact is, it’s a sinister exercise in moral frivolity. Okupe exhibits a spectacle of abject political cowardice portraying himself with dissenting bravery. Looking at his crystal ball for the 2015 presidential elections, he predicts landslide victory for Jonathan: “The choice in this election is crystal clear, it is either good luck or bad luck. This Goodluck Jonathan is the very best that we have seen … it’s impossible for Jonathan to lose election.”

Okupe as a liar and propagandist, he whips up emotion and excitement directly by violent exaggeration and by manufactured lies. He relies on symbol and sentiment, he strives continually to paralyze critical analysis and stimulate all tendencies to thoughtless and slavish acceptance. Evaluating Jonathan’s 4-year presidency, he said: “The best since 1960. Those who call GEJ clueless are biased or uninformed. He has achieved more than any president in Nigeria history.”

Like Hitler, Okupe believes the “intelligence of the masses (Nigerian people) is small,” and their forgetfulness is great.” His enemies are the Nigerian people. His goal is to annihilate them. The whole basis of his lies and propaganda is based on the fallacy of ascent – essentially fabrication inflation. On the economy: “… The Jonathan administration has courageously and innovatively been tackling with measurable, obvious and clearly tangible positive results in the last two years,” says Okupe.

Okupe represents a fool operating without insight. He attempts to control reality like a magician. His choreographic lies with elaborate stumbles follows the idea of the apotheosis of the absurd. Okupe is nothing. As soon as he starts behaving that he is something, he becomes precarious. No surprise, he cease to be mindful and mistake fantasy for reality.

Okupe is a fool at the center of the great Aso Rock conspiracy to sell poison as cool aid. His thoughts and pronouncements are fallacious, essentially a paranoid construct, one of interpreting reality for what it is not. His blind defense of Jonathan amounts to ultimate paradoxical joke of presenting Jonathan and his administration as the Fool of the future.

Okupe is a man who doesn’t shift his brain into gear before putting his mouth into motion. With his half-baked fantasies and loaded bias, no reflective or informed person can possibly believe his lies. He’s a silly and shady man who does not recognize courage of any sort even when he sees it because he cannot summon it in himself. To him, easy applause in front of credulous audience is everything.

I would like to remind Okupe that propaganda is only meaningful and believable when it can show positive results. Just show us the positive impact of Jonathan’s Transformation Agenda on Nigerians who are unemployed, hungry, sick, homeless, hopeless, and helpless. Show us water flowing from the taps, uninterrupted electricity for just 30 minutes or one hour, etc., etc., etc.

Name names of big time looters in the Jonathan administration including you who escaped justice for stealing N800 million meant for road construction projects which never took place. Reel off list of your colleague thieves jailed for looting our treasury.

Cook up a new story why government of the largest economy in Africa couldn’t pay salaries of federal civil servants for the past three months? Mount the soapbox and face the nation why the Chibok Girls are still in captivity for nearly 300 days? In short, why is everything falling apart in every sector in Nigeria?

Mr. Okupe, a true leader comes from the people and represents the people. He forges the opinion of the broad masses. That is the reality of a true leader. That is the source of his power. He is the personification of public opinion. He doesn’t need a liar or propagandist like you to win the hearts of his people.

Fellow Nigerians, as the race for 2015 shapes up, brace yourselves for more of Okupe’s Rapid Response Rabble (RRR). We can all agree no matter how the RRR is blended, crushed, pureed, cooked, and packaged, it’s all flat-out phony baloney!

byolu@aol.com

PassingShot:
So, in your imagination Jonathan will win in the NE? It's certain he cannot and same goes with the SW. The North Central he will, but Buhari will record a good showing there and win Kwara, Niger and Nassaraw.

I have been very conservative with Buhari's figures including his stronghold NW hence you don't see 90% win percentage even in his own state.

And I have assumed the reasonable maximum for GEJ in his stronghold of the SS with 90% of the votes in Bayelsa.

The fact is GEJ is gone come Feb. 2015

Buhari cannot win Kwara or Niger

I am a Yoruba man and I know Buhari cannot win my region with landslide


he may get Lagos but that is all

Yorubas will vote GEJ massively

jayonpoint:
Modern slowpoke!

If its in d dream buhari wil govern Nigeria den we all wil sleep n hv him govern Nigeria for d nxt 8yrs...so prepare for a long dream.

Dumbest flat head!

i am Yoruba an Ijebu prince for that matter

you are a hemp smoking lagos island tout...dream on u foo.l, ur mates are awake running things...oloriburuku oshi yi

minister2015:
PDP has completely failed in every ramification, that is why they are discussing religion. Ask them where is power they promised in 2011, as I speak to U we hardly get 5-hour light per day. Our roads have become death trap,education the worst and security, there is no adjective in the entire english lexicon that can qualify what we are experiencing right now.

as i speak to you, me i have light and i get on average 12 hours a day


is it the light that babangida, abacha, buhari, shagari, gowon, obj etc etc spoiled over 40 years that u want Jonathan to fix overnight


Pls sing another song

Ahmed4002:
scribble jayonpoint

You guys are bigger than that. Come on guys

Ahmed the guy did not need to insult me you know

I have to stoop to his level

and these are the kind of ppl that think they can force Buhari down our throats

we have vomitted him and the electorate will reject him

Nigeria will not disintegrate....JONATHAN is our choice...now and until 2019

If Buhari still fit waka by that time...maybe we will consider him