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Hold up!!! Wait!! Latrines?? For school students?? In 2016?? Is this what his kids use at home??

Nigeria's biggest problem is lack of conscience and not corruption. We have both mixed up. Any one with conscience will consider every action before he takes it. We thought pdp was corrupt! Apc will bury an old woman alive. Lets keep playing politics while Musa dies in primary two

Lmao! Students wear school uniform sef. For burial Na serious expectation o. Remind me your fathers name again. Mandela Ngige right!! We are talking about a country without direction and your problem is buhari attending your fathers burial. Pls go and bathe your dog abeg!!

Trial and error government has come again. A bunch of dullards will leave the work they should be doing and be travelling all over the place. Are these ministers or international beggars?? Today they are eating sushi in china with park jin sun. Tomorrow is breakfast with elton john. Are these guys are the best of the APC lot meant to change this country?? Cant this party look within itself and find useful ppl for Gods sake!! Abeg how e take concern God now??

Why did you put the key inside a mug of beer? Na under highness?

Destined2win:
Hahahaaha...I guess those 2 men are your night mares

Guy those 2 dudes have no conscience at all. When one speaks i have nightmares in the afternoon. The second one doesnt even have to speak. Just his thinking alone makes me doubt my family name. I think he has mystical powers.

Bros within the first hour Oshiomole must be caged forever in a zoo. I will spend 22 out of the remaining 23hrs thinking of how to make Lai Mohammed confess and repent. The world is in trouble if he cannot repent. In the 24th hour i will thank God for successfully accomplishing both and ask him to bless nigeria.

Lassa fever had surfaced before in this country and was handled swiftly and well contained. What kind of daftness and laziness is the minister of health exhibiting? This is pure stupidity. It means that if ebola resurfaces we are goners. And the idiot wont seek advice from those who know more. People are dying and they are doing nothing. Yes, we are fighting corruption. Does that mean that nothing else can go on in this country? For those who believe the government is very young let us keep waiting till the african race is conquered by rats.

Oshiomole!!! Devil has caged you inside that black bad looking container already. You stil dey find caging again? Women are courageous o! So you will wake up in the middle of the night beside this guy and be happy??

Nigerians are a herd of cattle. #istandwithbuhari For real. The unemployment rate in this country is really high and so is the general stupidity level. Is that he has doubts and needs confirmation or his ego needs massaging?? Turtle heads will not ask for their economy to improve, you want to free t-shirt. Please go and buy cowbell.

If you stand with buhari then?? His body odour will prepare you for excellence? Eat shit please. Always falling for the foolery the elite have prepared for you instead of holding them accountable. Dont stand with your father so that your family business can move forward.

Please tie wrappers and carry white handkerchiefs so that if there is need to shake your waists during the march you will be well prepared. Bunch of nincompoops deceiving caterpillar drivers. You have been silent for 8 months and you think the girls have been waiting around in wuse market abi.

politicians una funny o. If i give you 5000 naira in coins can you count it. 5000 people?? That is wonderful. Una no get conscience o! Wetin remain for pdp nau?

Mehn!! These dudes.. 2 months ago you cut ponmo. Last month you cut fish. This month you're checking your badoo account in the cybercafe. 3 months ago okorocha bought akara.
A few weeks back amaechi passed through the airport and took a selfie. Lai mohammed did press up for us while bombs were killing people. Dino melaye drank expensive wine and reminded us of his cars some days ago.
Ah! I forgot that ben bruce bought wrapper and stockfish for his village women. Above all our papa the president toured the world and later attended marriage owambe at atiku's mansion.
Meanwyl in other news fuel price is still 140. The economy is still crumbling. Workers are striking and salaries are about to be reduced. My boxers are dirty let me go and wash them

We can sit in our houses, flip tv channels and type rubbish on nairaland forum because e neva reach you abi. Whether it is inside maiduguri or beside it is that the matter? What is important is that there is an attack in the vicinity. Take caution!!. It is becoming obvious that a foundation set about by a liar (oga mohammed) in this new administration will run the populace into wahala. Abeg is Simbi a boy or girl because i dont knw again.

Its bad to be of illiterate and rascally parenthood. When you have moin-moin for a brain the words you type will seem like bottle covers scratching on the ground amidst reasonable talk. SMdh!! May they find the missing girl jare.

Op this joke is too expensive. Is the man running out of the world??

Abeg is it dudu osun that gives the award?? 10 times ni

This Lai matter has started entering witchcraft. Sorry should be the new Apc slogan. Obviously these guys are dumb and daft. We waited for bus and did not see so we decided to join police van!! Naija well done!!

This Lai guy cannot make heaven again even if he repents now. You have no conscience. Bros i pity your wife as she wont know the difference between truth and lie again. I dont know where his lies come from but they are very unique. My guy you deserve award. You are wonderful.

370,000 people?? And it was not during census? We would soon start wearing sunshades to read some posts o.

OP the mantra is change. Presidential race is not a beauty contest. Buhari saw the nations problems and boasted of transforming the situation. Was everything expected to remain at a stand still from when he came in till now before he can work?? Of course there must be an appreciation or depreciation and forces he can predict - the ' forseen unforseens' or 'the external environmental forces'.
Let the truth be told. He had no blue print and not even a back up plan in case of the unforseen. Development is not politics and neither is governance, ask any sound mind. Your personal plans change every day and you must adjust to it positively.
This guy is a disappointment. 7 months is a short time but not too short for multiplied death rates, uprising in every region of the country and lots more. More funny is the fact that two-thirds of the Apc are Pdp run offs who all played crucial roles in the run down of the country over the last 16 years you mention. Then you expect progress.
Oga if Jesus or Mohammed died for you and you can still lie and fornicate you think joining APC means their sins are forgiven and their mental capacity for governance is now brand new??
Please let me fry plantain and eat joor.

There's always a gutter/ sewage like smell whenever this oshiomole guy speaks or writes. Satan is really proud of him.

prettythicksme:
Warris dis?

Sister abeg see matured crase o.

The key to solving any problem begins with the actual realization of the existence of the problem and then finding the best approach to the solution.

United States of America - a country looked upon by the rest of the world for a multitude of reasons including the acceptance of immigrants despite their terrorism experiences. This is maturity.

North Korea - a country whose neighbors would hardly grant assylum to its citizens fleeing their own land of birth as a result of absence of free speech and other human rights.

Agitations must exist one way or another. Tribal differences must also exist in their own right. Less than 2 weeks ago there was a strong united voice against gagging the public and social media with an unrealistic senate bill. And with the wave of a hand nairalanders have been throw along ethnic lines again.

The one major strategy we can never realize is how the elite take advantage of the ethnic divisibility to achieve the wrong aims.
There are words that cannot be typed on these forum. If you type them they are automatically rephrased. Wouldnt it have been wiser for the admin to rephrase purported offensive words??
Imagine that sun newspaper stopped selling in the west or nation newspaper stopped selling in the east. Can 10 years of running this forum actually be thrown away because of such an issue?
Lets remember 2pac vs biggie beef... gun play and peeps are gone. Fast forward to drake vs meek mill beef. Social media judged who won. Like it or not social media has become another safer outlet for venting the anger and preserving real life sanity. Lets not mess it up.

This man is irritating. You uncovered fraud after you have been governor for how long. So fraud can take place under your nose?? Noise maker! You wont allow serious people to focus and fight corruption. You are the reason why they can never produce an african doll baby.

Please let us bear with him. Thinking and talking nonsense is not easy. Especially in harmattan period. Keep doing press up for our entertainment.

On a sensible note, most of these agitators did not see the civil war. He's right there. However, the current president saw the civil war and was a part of it. He should have learnt from it and devised new methods to conflict/dispute resolution many years on. Why let the situation get to this. How do you govern a country where there is unrest in the north east and now the south east. He is 2 short of 6 already and is feigning ignorance. All regions are under pressure one way or the other.

damn!

Mehn naija peeps are down right comic! Kids cant tell a publicity stunt from serious business. Bros u don win nau go start work abeg. Guys go need travel this december. Commot play abeg.

Anal reasoning (reasoning through the anus) is a gift that shamefully many people are born with. NOI has a case to answer one way or another but being the minister for finance does not mean she controlled every account directly. Can this man sit and think. TSA only just came to exist. This is the problem with children in politics. Oga focus on governance. Develop Edo state for Gods sake and stop noise making. Allow the relevant agencies to work and leave igbo buttocks alone.

Wat?? Shoki shoki. Satan is drumming. Senators are dancing.