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hi guys

please what medical conditions can make someone fail a bank medical test ?

i'd like to know

thank you very much

hi guys

please what medical conditions can make someone fail a bank medical test ?

i'd like to know

thank you very much

EXPIRED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THOSE THAT APPLIED WILL BE CONTACTED

THANK YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

please send a copy to funto_smith@yahoo.com

Our Client is seeking a Sales/Marketing person with the following requirements :

- a home based nigerian

- conversant with business solutions software sales in Financial services/FMCG

- proposal life cycle management

- team leader

- responsible, a self-starter and reliable person

- between the ages of 30-35

Qualified candidates should please send their CVs to adeola@ht-limited.com within one week of this advert

Good Luck

[b][/b]GUYS, NEW TOPIC


MASS EXODUS OF MAN UTD FANS DUE TO 0-2 LOSS AT OLD TRAFFORD TO COVENTRY (?)

NOW HOW FOOLISH AND UNINSIGHTFUL WOULD THIS SOUND ?

BLOODY BEEFERS !!!!!!!

eni ba n wo iseju akan, aa pe leti omi !!!!!!!!! , he who waits for the crab to blink his eyes will spend a long time at the seashore


eyin temi, THE SKY IS FUCKING BLUE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The first Poster is a very foolish person
First of all what survey did he conduct to substantiate his claim of the mass exodus?
how many Chelsea fans does he know personally?
how many have left to have induced the term "MASS EXODUS" ? especially the "MASS"
And how can you say there was an exodus when you cannot specify the destination of the exodus? where did the Chelsea fans go? YOUR ASS?

i think its pretty immature and unwise to celebrate the demise of Chelsea just because we lost 2 games and drew 2(lost villa, Man U,drew Blackburn,Rosenborg)
Fine, Mourinho left, but those who are wise will know that the King is never more important than the King-maker
Mourinho is gone but the Man and the Millions that brought Mourinho,Drogba,Shevchenko,Essien,Mikel,Ballack,Alex,Belletti,Cech and all the Soldiers is still there
Roman is still there, The millions are still strong and you ignorant beefers are celebrating our death
The money that brought Mourinho is there and the same money (or a little more)could bring any WORLD CLASS COACH to the bridge
Una never see anything
you dont know what kind of trouble you are in, we will keep spending, we will keep buying and WE WILL GET ANOTHER JOSE MOURINHO, AN UPGRADED ONE SEF
as long as Roman is still there and willing to spend, ALL THE OTHER CLUBS WILL PERPETUALLY BE UNDER CONSTANT PRESSURE TO CATCH UP
already,this season both Man u and Liverpool spent more than us, something they condemned in the past
next season, they will both sack their coaches just to COPY us

I think the only sensible reason you haters can have to celebrate is "THE DEATH OF ABRAMOVICH"

and DUDES, that aint gon happen

Long live Chelsea
Long live Roman's Army

 THE SKY IS FUCKING BLUE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Our Client, a major Printing company, requires the services of the following :

1. A Production Manager (Ref- PMJP)

Must be experienced in printing and paper conversion and must have managerial experience

between the ages of 30-35

2. A General Manager (Ref-GMJP)

First degree could be in any course

MUST HAVE experience in administration or management of/in a Printing establishment

MBA/PGD in a business related course would be an advantage

between the ages of 35-40 years

3. Marketing Executive (Ref-MEJP)

Graduate in Marketing, could be B.Sc. or HND

between the ages of 25-30


Interested and Qualified candidates should send their CVs in Microsoft WORD format to adeola@ht-limited.com quoting the corresponding reference number for the post being applied for.

Only Qualified candidates need apply

Applications will no longer be received after one week from today

[color=#770077][/color][b][/b] HERE ARE SOME NEW VACANCIES

Our Client, a major Printing company, requires the services of the following :

1. A Production Manager (Ref- PMJP)

Must be experienced in printing and paper conversion and must have managerial experience

between the ages of 30-35

2. A General Manager (Ref-GMJP)

First degree could be in any course

MUST HAVE experience in administration or management of/in a Printing establishment

MBA/PGD in a business related course would be an advantage

between the ages of 35-40 years

3. Marketing Executive (Ref-MEJP)

Graduate in Marketing, could be B.Sc. or HND

between the ages of 25-30


Interested and Qualified candidates should send their CVs in Microsoft WORD format to adeola@ht-limited.com quoting the corresponding reference number for the post being applied for.

Only Qualified candidates need apply

Applications will no longer be received after one week from today

PLEASE NOTE THAT NEW POSITIONS HAVE BEEN POSTED

THANK YOU

ituen:
4 your face, She fine now. If she vex for u,

No offence at diamondd

Dude, i dont think you understood my post
I actually meant "rosy cheeks" as a compliment !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she's cute and im sure she understands my post

25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25 25

PLEASE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cute ! Rosy cheeks

Its simple, after the first bank interview, you wait and pray if you believe in that

Our client is a travel and tour management agency in Victoria Island, Lagos and we seek the services of;


1.  A General Manager with experience in the travels industry.

Must have worked in the travel industry in a managerial post

The person will possess a good relevant  first degree and an MBA or PGD in business/business management or any related discipline

He/She will be between the ages of 37-50 years


2. A Cook

Ability to prepare both Nigerian or continental dishes

Have an understandable command of English

The person could be male or female and must be above 30






  OTHER VACANCIES

3. Production Manager

   The person should have experience in Printing and Paper conversion

   Should be between the ages of 30-35



Salary is very attractive and terms and conditions of work are excellent

Qualified persons should send in their CVs in Microsoft WORD format to 

adeola@ht-limited.com

not later than one week from today.

(Only qualified candidates need apply, Thanks)

Hey guys,

     

You can now have your favourite T.M Lewin shirts delivered to your office anywhere in Lagos

at the price of N7,500 only (for guys) and N6,000(for ladies)

Also available are ties, silk knot and barrel knot cufflinks to go with them

All interested in this offer should mail Funto at funto_smith@yahoo.com

Please do not take out any frustration u have on me.

I did not invent the job fair

If you have any qualms, u can call the numbers on their site or visit their office

Peeps !
i also did the short interview
i hope they will start calling us soon tho
its been a while

anybody who gets the first call,text or Email should holla us all in the Nairaland spirit

if the info is real,
i'd also love to have it
Please send to
funto_smith@yahoo.com and sascafu@yahoo.com

Thanks a lot

magneto:
i think its a scam!! bloody 419ers!!

Before you judge, try to check www.qedjobfair.com

Lets hear your comment after checking

I understand your confusion as i intend to pay for the QED Jobfair myself but as regards the price,i think its fair enough considering the fact that they will be exposing you to a lot of companies that you normally would not have access to

As regards how sure it is that you will get a job,i will just say that the money is not to get you a job but to give you access to companies and interviews. YOU ARE THE ONE THAT WILL IMPRESS THE INTERVIEWER AND GET YOURSELF THE JOB

the service  QED is providing is "access to companies and their interviewers"
The rest is up to you

Adexec Modelling Agency, a new modelling agency in Lagos is seeking young and dynamic ladies to work as models in its company.

Requirements:
1.at least 5feet tall
2.good-looking
3.at least 5 SSCE credits (a good command of English very important)
4.between the ages of 18-27
5.willing to work in Lagos

Interested candidates should please send their applications,CVs and a recent photograph to the HR Manager
Mrs.Angelina Smith at

angelina_smith@adexec.com


Please not that your photograph is part of the assessment.
Good luck

Adexec Modelling Agency, a new modelling agency in Lagos is seeking young and dynamic ladies to work as models in its company.

Requirements:
1.at least 5feet tall
2.good-looking
3.at least 5 SSCE credits (a good command of English very important)
4.between the ages of 18-23
5.willing to work in Lagos

Interested candidates should please send their applications,CVs and a recent photograph to the HR Manager
Mrs.Angelina Smith at    

angelina_smith@adexec.com


Please not that your photograph is part of the assessment.
Good luck

GUYS,

I GOT THIS IN MY BOX
I DONT KNOW WHAT TO MAKE OF IT
WHAT DO Y'ALL THINK ?








Equity consulting Ltd
181B Broad Street,
Lagos, Nigeria.
SWIFT: EQNCNCLA
ECNF/HRM/07
13th April 2007

Dear Applicant,

OFFER OF APPOINTMENT AS MANAGEMENT TRAINEE.

Sequel to your application for employment, we are pleased to invite you for a three days training which would cover the following areas:
Day 1,CUSTOMER SERVICE:
Inquiry handling techniquies,how to treat and retain clients,winning difficult clients,24 hours cash lodgement,effects of non lodgement and documentation of activities.

Day 2,REGIONAL ACTIVITIES:
Cordinating all districts,supervising credit collection and weekly reports.

Day 3,GENERAL REVIEW:
Review and posting.
A light lunch will be provided during training.
Select a location of your choice from the following:

1) Plot 777, Muhammed Buhari way, Central business district, Abuja.
2) The Auditorium staff school, university of Lagos, Akoko Lagos.
3) 595, club Road, Kano
4) Sir k. Ibrahim Road, Maiduguri.
5) Bank Road, by central Bank of Nig Jos.
6) 14, Banks Road, Kaduna.
7) 21, Okapara Avenue, Enugu.
22/24, Aba Road, Port Harcourt.
9) TISCO House, Akure/Owo Road, Alagbaka

DATE: 19th – 23th April 2007 Excluding 21st and 22nd
TIME: 11.30 am each day.

Please come along with one coloured passport and your writing materials. You are required to make a payment of N3,500.00k before 19th of April for your materials, and researvation purpose,payment could be made to any branch of Skye bank.
NAME: Roland Owolabi
Acc. No: 1031010030437
BANK: Skye Bank.
You are expected to choose a location and sent it as email to: Equitylent77166@yahoo.com. Ask of the undersigned on arrival at the venue of the training. We provide a work environment that thrives on adherence to excellent standards, sound professional process and training.

Yours faithfully,
For: Equity Consulting Ltd.
Signed Roland Owolabi
DAPO AMOSUN
Head, Human Resources Admin/Fin.

nnalue:
hello. saints of God!! Let me share with one of the most interesting part of THE GOSPEL.



MEN ARE NOT GONNA DIE AND GO TO HELL BECAUSE OF THEIR SIN BUT BECAUSE OF THEIR UNBELIEF(lev 5:17),(Hosea 4.6),(2 cor5:17-21). JESUS CHRIST HAS PAID FOR THE SINS OF THE WORLD. THANK GOD FOR HIS LOVE.(jh3:16).

IF YOU AGREE WITH ME WHY NOT TELL OTHERS>>>>>>>>>> :

JESUS did not say we should be stupid

he said we should be as meek as lambs

and as wise as serpents

there isnt much wisdom in what you did

when a man is hungry, you give him FOOD

even JESUS ate FOOD,NORMAL FOOD when he was hungry

you do not sing to a hungry man,you give him FOOD

this is the job segment of Nairaland and there is one for Religion

the "FOOD" we need here is JOB VACANCIES

how would you feel if i came to a Christian thread to discuss the size of my girlfriend's clitoris or how sperm tastes?

Funny enough,there is a thread for those too

Please we are not fooled by your post

This is the country of "jesu oyingbo" and Pastor King

Obedience is better than,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Jobs for JOBS AND VACANCIES

Religion for PREACHING

comprendez?