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Politics / Re: Lagos Reassures Residents Of Safety by 123yes(m): 3:09am
chemicool:


You are such a senseless womanliness. You talk through your anus..
when people comes online to insults people, know it that it has no home training. I pity you're parents for have a child like you.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Onkoolos: 2:27am
YourBestWriter:
Hypocritic Ronaldo fans. Una go say Ten Hag did this, that Ten Hag did that, yet you complain about the number of injuries in defense. I just thank God that most of you don't have influence on manutd with your opinions. Y'all just wasting your energies typing on your keyboards.

Ten Hag is here to stay. Project 10 years minimum. It's good to also see, however, that Manutd owners don't give an ear to the likes of y'all Nigeria manutd fans, who ignorantly reject the fact that Manutd don't have any comparison with a rented club like Chelsea. But ignorant people on here will keep on pushing rivalry with a smaller club like Chelsea.

May you suffer for 100 years and May Sango Great thunder fire that your mouth.. Oloriburku Omo!!! Any werey wey support ten hag na thunder go fire aaam. 😡😡😡😡. Man u have really suffer a lot. Na ur generation be ignorant. It shall never be well with you. That oloriburku bald man keep buying rubbish with rubbish tactics. Any new sensible coach that is coming will have to start fresh with new players. He can depend on those useless players wey the werey bought.
Thanks to player wey ole and mouriho bought, we for don dey battle relegation by now. Thunder fire your mouth. He pain me say u no dey my side. U for don lose teeth... Useless boy!!!! Idiot!!!!! 😡😡😡😡. Make I see u talk for there again. U go receive generational curse!!!!

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Phones / Re: The Beauty Of The TECNO POVA 6 NEO by Dlee1(m): 2:03am
Omo see hyping. Let me talk my own, only but the truth. This phone is a midrange phone made to be used by secondary school students. I humbly rest my case.
Crime / Re: Crime Suspect In My Area ,will Police Pick My Call If I Hide My Number , by dan761(m): 1:53am
Neddstark:
Better you go on twitter and talk to the police PRO there.
Okay Thanks
Education / Re: Hall7 Mooreroad Clinical Hostel-UNICAL[A Haven For Male Violence Against Women] by Tallesty1(m): 1:45am
fatpig:
if a man beats a woman, it is molestation or physical violation
What sort of rubbish talk is this?

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Crime / Re: Crime Suspect In My Area ,will Police Pick My Call If I Hide My Number , by Neddstark: 1:32am
Better you go on twitter and talk to the police PRO there.
Crime / Re: Edo: Police Re-Arrest Prisoner Who Escaped From Jail During #EndSARS Protest by Walz001: 1:25am
sacajawea:

Okay.
And part form them three, others in the vehicle did not die

Guess you don't understand the word "anything you say can be use against you I. The court of law "

If you are caught and start talking trash it will be in the memo that will be submitted to the court

Reason why you don't have to talk and allow your lawyer do the talking
Politics / Re: SW And NORTH Should Get More Allocation Due To Millions Of SE Settlers by Blue3k(m): 1:23am
This rant is lazy.

Allocation already factors in the population of the state. Are you saying allocation percentage should be weighted more towards population? Are you telling us the federal government doesn't review the population often enough?

If people are moving to those regions you should consider the fact they are bring in tax revenue. It your job to explain if they net boon for drain. Are you telling us the states aren't collecting taxes from these individuals and businesses?

Reflect7:
We often talk about how Boko Haram and bandits have seized territories in the northern states. I don't think anyone has seized more territory there than Igbos.

When did the Igbos conquer land in either region? Is buying land a crime now?

Politics / Re: Southwest Is The Parasite Of Nigeria by Rantingpiglets: 1:08am
History teacher...

So the women attacked at all. Do you know what that means? They already saw your worthless ancestors as COWARDs.

See you explaining Nonsense.. foolishly.

Let women come and attack IGBO land na.. Dem fit.. their father


Again I know for a fact that it was a captured dahonmey warriors that was unclothed and it was discovered that your worthless men were fighting FLAT chested women.

Attached is the skeleton of a Yoruba warrior killed by dahonmey WOMEN warriors..

Shameless COWARDs.. grin




Slytiger:

You dey even mind the olodo.

Dahomey tried to sack only Abeokuta. Got pushed back.
They tired Abeokuta the 2nd time, they got pushed pack again. Abeokuta took the war to them I. Dahomey and destroyed the city.

This is just Abeokuta i.e. (Only Egba people). It's foolish to think Dahomey that can't conquer Abeokuta will now conquer the Yorubas (Oyo, Ijebu, Ekiti, Ilesha, Egin, Awori, Ife, egbado, e.t.c), but trust the ibos to always talk senselessly 🤣

Sports / Re: Inter Miami's Lionel Messi Sets Two Records, In 5-Assist Game by Formation10: 1:02am
Formation10:
na only world cup una they get to talk mbape first am win world cup people hear word
In laliga Ronaldo has 4 assist and 2 goals in single match what will you say about that
Religion / Re: When Your Dating Partner Is Disturbing You For Marriage by LadyRosa(f): 1:00am
Kaxmytex:


The self-deception is real... cheesy

Make I clear ur first lie, u read everything finish...
Feelings no dey there and u have the information that he is still single,... like WTF!!!
Only God knows other information u had about him... cheesy

I just dey imagine the guy dey in good condition, the union prep. between u guyz going on smoothly, no godmother wey talk anything, but the guy godfather tok sey make hin halt the preparation, and the guy had to settle down and marry another lady ...

E sure me, the guy go don run mad by now...

Mtchew!
So as I no marry am, you think say na because him no get money

Una can mumu for this NL Walayi! grin grin
So the one wey marry me, give me children no be man that one be?! cheesy

Make una try dey comot una sense from una rectum.
Politics / Re: Southwest Is The Parasite Of Nigeria by Slytiger: 1:00am
Jogs1900:

Till date, Dahomey kings pay homage to Alaafin of Oyo..
Your forefathers chest beat made them lost 3m of their to a needless war...
Do you think the Yorubas didn't fight with the whites? Oh...radio Biafra has really brainwashed you people.
Go and read about Imagbon war and the war fought in Lagos when Akintoye was the king..

I'm not a Muslim but waiting for permission to break fast from the sultan concerns all Muslims including igbos Muslims.
Have you forgotten that till date, your bishops are being annointed by the white man
You dey even mind the olodo.

Dahomey tried to sack only Abeokuta. Got pushed back.
They tired Abeokuta the 2nd time, they got pushed pack again. Abeokuta took the war to them I. Dahomey and destroyed the city.

This is just Abeokuta i.e. (Only Egba people). It's foolish to think Dahomey that can't conquer Abeokuta will now conquer the Yorubas (Oyo, Ijebu, Ekiti, Ilesha, Egin, Awori, Ife, egbado, e.t.c), but trust the ibos to always talk senselessly 🤣

May Balogun John Okenla continue to RIP. The Christian General that sacked Dahomey.

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Politics / Re: Don’t Use The Lagos-calabar Coastal Road When Completed – Murray-bruce Jabs Obi by olisaEze(m): 12:59am
Very foolish talk from someone that always claims he wants to make sense! cool
Politics / Re: President Tinubu To Commission 3 Gas Projects In Imo & Delta by CluelessMODS: 12:58am
ottersberger:


First, quit attachment by force. When did Delta, Rivers and Akwa Ibom become Yoruba States, abi lies no dey tire una?. MY message was addressed to Yoruba.

Show us what Yoruba bring to the able. And, wherever gas is present, so also is oil and in reverse. You may want to investigate the relationship between these two. But your elders know these things. They know who is sitting on the resources the world needs going forward.

This is the reason they will lose their blokos at the mention of Igbo referendum in Nigeria. The day is no longer far when we will throw Lagos and by consequence, the entire Southwest into darkness. It is easy and simple, starve off the gas supply. This day is coming.
This one just dey talk gibberish! It seems your medications are out.
Sports / Re: Inter Miami's Lionel Messi Sets Two Records, In 5-Assist Game by Formation10: 12:55am
Almiron:
scored 3 goals in a mediocre league and nothing to show for it at the end of the season, can't replicate that in the world cup when his country needed him most, hahaha oloribu how old are you? Go and eat your mama is done cooking
na only world cup una they get to talk mbape first am win world cup people hear word
Romance / Re: In Love With A Married Woman And This Is Happening.. by marksonrick: 12:35am
Celplas1010:
Don't feel like replying u, but...
Let me speak from experience. I was in your shoe, but u know what saves me, "street ot".
Now, if am to advise you, don't chase her away nor run away from her. Because if u do, believe me, u're hurting urself. Still be friend with her. Once a while, go to her office, laugh and joke with her, maybe once a day. Don't show any sign that u are jealous or angry with her, no. Flow with her but, never again raise any friendship or visiting talk with her. Even when she calls u my boyfriend, don't rebuke her for calling u my boyfriend. Give her time,she will come back to you.
Also, most guys are diabolic. Outside been smart, most guys uses charm on ladies.
Secondly, don't date in where u are working. Have a dignity. Don't loose your respect or dignity just because of "Nigeria girls" that has no value.
Lastly, the quickest way to die is to sleep with married women. the advice I gave u above is for future purpose Incase u find ur self in such scenario again and not for married women



I won't go to her office again. Why would I?

I just left her for herself and the guy. That's what she wanted by avoiding me.

I've been heart broken for years with different girls.

How I wish say I get OT, that guy girl is throwing herself on me, probably as his guy is all over other girls.

The guy was smart enough to isolate the girl from other girls. I however pulled her out of the isolation by asking her to mingle with staffs. I am currently her go to person but the issue na OT, and that's all my 99.9 % problem.
Politics / SW And NORTH Should Get More Allocation Due To Millions Of SE Settlers by Reflect7: 12:25am
SW and NORTH Should Get More Allocation Due To Millions of SE Settlers

There are over 11 million Igbos in the north, according to a statement by Ohaneze in 2011.

https://saharareporters.com/2021/06/23/igbo-businessmen-ask-northern-traders-give-estimate-losses-incurred-ipob-attacks

That figure is probably 20 million by now.

Plus another 15 million in the southwest.

Now the question is ''WHO IS PAYING FOR ALL THESE SETTLERS?''

Is it fair that one group of people goes settling round the whole country, and chopping from the allocation money in those places, while their own states are emptied and left for governors to loot?

It seems like these states that are housing millions of Igbos should have their monthly allocation from the federal purse increased, to cater for those settlers, instead of the children of indigenes having to share their income with them, with the resultant poor schools and medical facilities, inadequate infrastructure etc, characterising their states.

We often talk about how Boko Haram and bandits have seized territories in the northern states.

I don't think anyone has seized more territory there than Igbos. undecided
Politics / Re: Southwest Is The Parasite Of Nigeria by Jogs1900: 12:02am
Rantingpiglets:
Elders being quiet?

Are you dull or shallow. Who follow you dey do Elder. No be worthless elders that lied to you brainless losers that your ancestors FELL FROM THE SKY?

Just imagine who I am discussing with sef?

Guy go and play LUDO with your lousy crew of uneducated lowlifers..

Shoe get size..

RONU grin
You don talk am that na your own elders dey worthless na and so shall it be.
No wonder Una dey uncultured from that side of the country since nobody to caution you when you go astray .
I won't be surprise if you wake your elders every morning with insults because you have no regard for them.

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Politics / Re: Southwest Is The Parasite Of Nigeria by Jogs1900: 11:56pm On May 05
Rantingpiglets:
After all these things..

No EMIRATE or EMIR in SE.

ILORIN is gone..
Serikin FULANI in LAGOS has more say than the OBA of LAGOS.

An EMIR arrested a Yoruba Priest in his ancestral land. The priest ran to IBADAN and the same EMIR used his powers to arrest a fleeing Yoruba in SW, without your worthless governors saying zilch.

Soyinka that tried to talk, he received a very stern warning from an EMIR. After that the NOBLE FRAUD sharap fast!

No Emirate in the SE.. NO EMIR in the SE.. Herders are endangered species in the SE.

IGBOs are not slaves..

Cry BLOOD
No Emir in South east but your people dey see SHEGE from them.
Do you think Ilorin is in the south west?

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Politics / Re: Southwest Is The Parasite Of Nigeria by Rantingpiglets: 11:53pm On May 05
After all these things..

No EMIRATE or EMIR in SE.

ILORIN is gone..
Serikin FULANI in LAGOS has more say than the OBA of LAGOS.

An EMIR arrested a Yoruba Priest in his ancestral land. The priest ran to IBADAN and the same EMIR used his powers to arrest a fleeing Yoruba in SW, without your worthless governors saying zilch.

Soyinka that tried to talk, he received a very stern warning from an EMIR. After that the NOBLE FRAUD sharap fast!

No Emirate in the SE.. NO EMIR in the SE.. Herders are endangered species in the SE.

IGBOs are not slaves..

Cry BLOOD



Zxcvbnmghtr:


Once again. See for yourself. Na only Una?!
Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Pukkalolo: 11:48pm On May 05
Martinez39s:
Using style to change the issue of discussion to give yourself an escape doesn't fly. Stop wasting your time.

A man who has a sexual past is not doing anything amiss or being hypocritical when he wifes a nonvirgin. His past doesn't matter, and women and men are not the same. Get this through your dense skull.

Finally, redpillers unashamedly want virgins and there is nothing you can do about it. Once again, stop wasting your time and energy. Sit your ass down.


See those fellas saying "if you want to marry a virgin woman as a man, you should also be a virgin..."

Basically, they are saying, Only virgin men should worry about marrying virgin women.

To be honest, they seem to be almost making a good argument...but unfortunately it's an unrealistic one.

I have never in my life met a woman who wish she find and marry a Man who's still a virgin. Any woman who says she wants a male virgin is only just catching cruise.

Please, don't get me wrong fellas: There's literally nothing wrong with being a virgin as a man. It's actually a good thing as long as it's by choice...

But realistically, women don't really care for a virgin man. Infact, to most women, being a virgin as an adult Man subconsciously convey to women that you have no attractive value... Unless she sees that it's by choice: i.e you are getting lots of greenlight from women but you are intentionally ignoring the women.

Women know they are the gate keeper of sex, so an Adult male who's still a Virgin (not by choice) is a sign that he doesn't have the qualities or value that'll get women to open the gate of sex.


But a woman who has high body count is a sign that she has low value and standards.


Men are NOT the gate keeper of sex. So a man who has high body count is a sign that he has high value and standards


I could remember one time I playfully lied to this cute girl I'm still a virgin. Immediately, I could see the disappointed look in her eyes. She wasn't really feeling that at all.

Although, she didn't believe me. She said, "unbelievable! You can't still be a virgin."

I said, "why?"

She said, " From the way you talk and behave, you look like those players that sleeps with different girls."

And that's it. The very fact that I behave like a Playboy that bleeps lots of girls is the very reason why she's attracted to me.

If I looked like a naive simping Virgin boy in her eyes, she wouldn't even be talking to me...unless she wants to exploit me.

I have seen many men write the list of all the qualities they wish their dream woman will have... A virgin woman (or at the very least, a woman who is not sexually lose) is almost always on the list. This is not coincidental: it's an instinctive desire.

This is because there are lots of "hidden" great benefits of marrying a female virgin.

Even God himself didn't give a shit if Joseph the carpenter was a Virgin or not, but God made sure Mary was still a Virgin. He made sure his son, Jesus, came to the earth through a female virgin.... E get why!

If God your Creator prefers a female Virgin , then who are you?

No, seriously, who are you?

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Politics / Re: Canadian Mayor Praises Lagos Under Tinubu At Obi’s Event by LegendHero(m): 11:33pm On May 05
Slytiger:

Thank God he did not go to Anambra, Peter Obi's Era in Anambra.. Anambra was falling apart when nanu failed to invest in quality infrastructure and decided to build brewery instead 👇

He for dey talk say Nigeria is trash if he had visited Anambra during Obi tenure.

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Health / Re: Britain's Fattest Man, Jason Holton, Is Dead (Photos) by seanery: 11:29pm On May 05
brain54:
Make i no talk wetin dey my mind...

Due to Respect to the dead..

Rest in peace champ!

Size of hin penis??
Romance / Re: Stories Making It Round by Mercisharelove(f): 11:27pm On May 05
wizrose:
talk as if you have seen GOD BEFORE or bro j before what if everything is not even real what if heaven himself na scam e no exist¿

Oh how lovely you need!
Politics / Re: Nigerian Workers Release Breakdown Of Proposed ₦‎615,000 Minimum Wage by codedguy1(m): 11:19pm On May 05
abbey621:


WHO VOTED THEM IN?

You talk as if voting in this country is fair and that the votes actually reflects what the people want.

Regardless, we saw how someone explained how to get power by grabbing, snatching and running away with it aided by Ineck who announced results in the middle of the night.

That Ineck even allowed someone who couldn't prove he went to any sec sch to contest leaves a lot to be desired. He actually went to a sec sch before the sec sch was established. He need to have been in the guineas book of records with that feat.

One before him didn't have waec, contested and SUPPOSEDLY WON, the next ones profile was filled with all sorts of controversies and you are asking who voted.

Labour just wants their fair share.
Politics / Re: The Up-and-coming Genocide Against Igbos In Nigeria Is Alarming. By Osondu Nworu by Deltancapo: 10:59pm On May 05
Odin13:


Igbos are all over Nigeria and still has its population over 50 million in their own land

Yoruba has all rushed to Lagos leaving their Yoruba land for igbos and Fulani

Hunger and acute poverty ravaging

Funny

Lagos state has began deportation of Yoruba miscreants back to yoruba land m
Shame a bit for your people


Are igbos beggars on your land

No!

Yet Yoruba can’t survibe in their own land .. talk more outside yorubaland

That’s crazy

An average Yoruba is wiser than Igbo, they deported their own people, so you will be deported in millions to south east.
Business / Re: FX Crisis: Naira Depreciates By N130 Against Dollar In 24 Hours by BigYash: 10:57pm On May 05
bigiyaro:
grin grin grin grin wetin you want make I talk, imagine all these small small boys doing P2P having the power to manipulate a whole country's currency, a country selling crude for that matter. APC has nothing to do for a positive change in Nigeria.
The thing dey tire person o..
Romance / Re: Nigerian Men And Their Love For Small Girls With Pointed Breast (pics) by wizrose(m): 10:51pm On May 05
chimuanya24:
Guys should stop taking advantage of under age girls. Putting them in the family way at such a young age, deprive them of their rights and other opportunities. .

These days, most men now prefer going after 'small small' girls with pointed breast. Girls they can deceive, manipulate, and dump as they like.

Govt need to step into this matter, in order to protect and safeguard the rights of under age girls.

Boys just dey feed on them as they like.

Saw a fine teenage mother, the other day. She should be around 16 or 17 yr old, but was acting like a grown woman and without any concern or care.

She was shabbily dressed, and part of her 'breastfeeding' boobs were dangling out of the loose spaghetti top she wore.

Guys need to stop running after umuntakiri (little girls)...

Biko allow them to grow
Allow them go to school
Allow them to breathe!!

FOR UR MIND NA YOU DONE talk BE DAT, TO ME ANYTIN ABOVE 18 OR 18+ NA CHOPING AS FAR AS NO BE RAP
Politics / Re: The Up-and-coming Genocide Against Igbos In Nigeria Is Alarming. By Osondu Nworu by Deltancapo: 10:43pm On May 05
Ventrue:

We have seen the Landmark destruction. I planned to write about how I did not bring Sham El Sheikh to Lagos when one of its twelve owners wanted me to do that in the 1990s, which could have destroyed the Igbo hater Alhaji Abimbola Tinubu Elnora Daniel's (CSU) pupil.

But given the depth of genocide that David Umahi and his master Tinubu are planning to launch against Igbos, we must talk about it because it has happened over and over. The entire world is about to witness another evil against Ibos.

When I am at home, I either write or watch TV. Some years ago, while I was writing an article for a printing press, luckily, a Bible was on the table as I was typing.

The Lord Jesus came and sat beside me. Pointing to the Bible, He said, "Pick it." I did. Then He said to open it. I also did, and He told me to read it.

Then, I read, "As long as the earth endures, seedtime and harvest, cold and heat, summer and winter, day and night will never cease."
With the advent of online articles, I, like many other Nigerians, loved to read Ben Ayade and David Umahi's papers. If I'm not mistaken, Ayade even won an ecosystem award.

But these horrible individuals, like their counterparts called activists, we know, corrupted their wisdom with wickedness and a lust for money. We know today that their articles were something other than tawdry.

Before Ayade left office, he sold every tree in Cross River State, so much so that if you see a stick in the state, you will know it was planted after Ben left the governor's house.

The over-ambitious Umahi, who dreamed of becoming president but was aware that Buhari was running an anti-Igbo government and killing Ibos in their homeland in an undeclared civil war, joined him.

To prove his loyalty to Buhari, he had to publicly start a campaign of cruel and crude bullying of civil servants in the state where he was governor. According to Asari Dokubo, he even assisted Buhar's militia group from his friend Nysom Wike's state in murdering young people in his state and throughout the S.E.

He intends to validate Thief Tinubu and uphold his unconstitutional dual role as a senator and minister within the illegitimate government. As he did for Buhari, he plans to eradicate Ibos to satisfy Thief Tinubus's ego.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbmZXUvMfOc?si=3CTH3uqQe7RGd4tS
To continue…

The evil and the hating mindset of Igbo won't take you anywhere when
You failed to grabbed minority territories resulting to yourself inflicted blown, you're here sharing propaganda.

You should've been ashamed that an herdsmen with few people are bossing you and your claimed intelligent people, and you've been relegated to fourth class tribe due to your hatred.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi: Establishment Of Criminality Did Not Allow INEC Server Work by NGArmyTerrorist: 10:37pm On May 05
Nonsense! Any talk wey no be biafra na miss yawn! Na dust you dey yawn, oya come rule the Zoo make I see.
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