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Are they doing accident break in kongi ni?

cockyjay: Nice

Whats nice about this?

Born in brazil, raised in uk, schooled in america but now living in Nigeria..

With the waiter.

makaveli1: WHY ARE SOME PEOPLE THIS DIRTY MINDED
PEOPLE ARE TALKING SENSE YOU ARE TALKING OF FIINGERING??

Must you quote Mr re.tard?

If my comment sound dumb to you then you are dumbass.

Coldfeet: My first comment of the year and it has to be wasted quoting a foolish post! Do u finger ur girl thru her stomach? Smh! Moreover its a baby girl so her and not his mother. Olodo 2013

maybe your brain is not in service

Jellita: Meaning. . .their fingers may be tiny. . .but theirs grip are as strong like when death grabs your azze.
MEANING NO ESCAPE!

Them go win you for arm wrestling. . . AMAZING POWER THEY HAVE IN THOSE FINGERS I TELLYA!

Thanks for asking for 'clarifications'. . . not many can understand my post AT FIRST READING!

*opportunity to show of my well-shellacked' natural nails!

But you are too dark... Dont you bleach?

Maybe the doctor is tryin to finger his mother... Na soo the baby say kaii doctor i don catch you today...

Nigerian girls... They are smart in askin for money but they are slow in thinking.

when you go to oshodi to hire a poff poff seller to become a Mod here on Nairaland.. Isn't that discombobulated insane

Can someone change the topic before i send to Boko Boys down here.

Just Drop the cash on The table and see what will happpen.

The man got dimples and nice smiles

Depends on the type of Epon the girl is taking

That look like the head of a fish.


Maybe thats a gift for the best customer of the year.

And more also.... Since you dont have meat on ya food, you can used it to replace the meat.

REMMEI: Please Muyi authentic..I don't want to lose you again to death..I pray you recover quicker than expected..

Is he dead before?

gwas: Banky head look like helmet! Beside, i was expecting to see those girls in bikini. This ain't pool party at all.

You wants to see their stretch mark abi?

Just bcus you saw her stretched mark body you are inlove...

Who's the role model of nigerian men sef!

demelza: ^^^ Which kin chimpanzee? Are you a learner? Abeg Olamide try jare! Ze Guy is cute.

Read my signature

That banky w head need his own zip code.

If mula dey.... Chimpanzee go marry miss world.

onila: so of all men, kim kardashian finally settled down with kanye west

And you are 33 and single.

Nigerians girls again?


This is another big lesson to the fellas out there.... If you are broke like a church rat.. Never think of relationship not to talk of marriage.. Girls of today dont care if you fine pass joseph for bible.. All they want is your mula to stand as power and authority over them.

And if you are thinkin of ridin train... 300 naira is enough to go for one round and if you are a well known customer, you can even f uck on credit or get discount.

I repeat.... Stay single if you are broke.

ijebabe: I see ur English is improving. Thumps up!

May you have your honeymoon in the toilet...


Who send you self?

First and last..

Imma like to give my shout to the garri fellas. (may your garri never finsh)

The frontpage complainers... (

The 1st,2nd, 3rd to comment folks.(may your GB never rund down)

The Nepotism Mods for bannin you for unknown reason.

The free readers and comments association..

nyere84: Well, mine was the day my cousin threw my bag away, and sent me out of his house. I ve to squat with a girl i dont knw 4 a month. But, God answered me at the last minute by giving me a better job, and also i ve my own apartment just 5 months of coming to this town. Father in heaven, i bow down b4 you!!!

You snatched your cousin boyfrnd and she discombobulated you out of her apt

adconline: What a display of crass stupidity !

foo do you understand what they meant by breaking news?