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Ojuntana:
Who are the we
You follow marry am?

abeg help me as an ohh

Boy how old are you? I need to check something.

Khallicopyro:
If you want her to run mad or you want her to refund your expenses on her or you want her back in your life message me let's talk

Please please please, I beg you if you can help me.
I came across your comment here, what type of prayer or kind of deadly thing to do to one someone who you have bought a car before (blood sis) but she decided to use witchcraft against you due to you refused to buy a second car when she demanded? I confirmed she threatened me openly when she said to my wife and also my siblings that she will deal with me, due to I bought a car for myself and also bought another one for my wife and she got knowledge of it and became angry.

Also a closest friend whom I have helped financially many times and also he did to me when things was rosy but I remembered one faithful day he asked me for change which I gave him but I never saw him bought anything with that money, so after many years they told me a friend took something from me to occultic shrine and he stopped attending to Winners/ church and started distancing me, ever since then I have sold everything, both cars and lands and I'm begging right now to feed, made my business to crumble and stagnated at the moment.
Please I am in dear need of this kind of prayer
Thank you

Jesuspistol:
Ignore crazy advices and just find the way forward. You should use this opportunity to get closer to God so he can heal your battered soul and empower you against such insulting evil. Living life outside Christ is worthless. I understand the suicide feeling, you don't need it because God loves you and you should cry your heart out to him

If you were a christian, there's just one prayer you would pray that such people will regret their actions. You will find a loving person soon. It is well

Please I came across your comment here, what type of kind of deadly prayer one can make against someone who you have bought a car before but she decided to use witchcraft against you due to you refused to buy a second car when she demanded?
Also a closest friend who took your money and went to a occultism shrine that made the man's business to crumble and stagnated at the moment.
Please I am in dear need of this kind of prayer
Thank you

Lalami3232:

Normally eeh, I no dey like put mouth for husband and wife matter but I go bend the rules for this one time so that other bachelors go learn. Oga your wife dey tell stories!!!!!
Now let me ask you a question: did you meet her as a virgin or the door was wide open. A girl may be the public car of an area where guys ride fast or slow depending on their driving skills 😋, after getting tired of such lifestyle, she will decide to become celibate. Now she starts dressing decent and possibly start becoming active in a particular religion. One guy sees her and he's like "this babe is so so decent, she looks like someone who will make a good wife". The man goes close to her and she comes with tough conditions, making the man feel she's extremely decent. They tell you that "no sex before marriage". They may give you the kpekus just once, so you get a taste of it and make it seem like they just broke their rules because they love you
Bros na lie oooooooo, no fall for those scam atall. If only you know what her kpekus had gone through during her olosho phase, you go shake head. Forget the tightness of a kpekus, it's not a guarantee that she's decent. The only way she can prove that's she wasn't like the picture I painted about is if she's a virgin. But aside that, bros forget it. Most of una dey pay for the sins of una wife's, girlfriend's and fiancee's ex. A girl can be having sex like 10 times weekly in a relationship and when the relationship breaks, she will say "no man will use me like my ex did anymore". The new guy comes and he go dey think say his babe is super decent, not knowing say he's just paying for the sins of the fathers .
E go shock you say this your woman wey dey deprive you of kiss dey give her ex BJ
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

You are right in a way but are you saying there's no decent girls that never lived such wayward life style during her single she, regardless she is not a virgin?? Does it mean everyone comes from the dark side, so no one is decent I'm this World again irrespective of not being a virgin??

Jonathan:
The mumù brought whatever abuse she got to herself.
You can't dress like a street dog or whorè and expect to be respected. You are addressed the way you are dressed.

And for that mumù mugù onyeka or whoever, this stupìd boy is just looking for attention or defending that oloshoʻ to get her attention, just so he can mark REGISTER too.

On the subject matter, fallen bobie sometimes has nothing to do with multiple BODYCOUNT. Some of una dey watch P*rn and una dey see how some professional oloshoʻ bobiés dey stand like virgin own.

It mostly has to do with nutrition, diet and state of health. Most of these girls with fallen bobie are not feeding well and right.
Some of is just due to poverty.
I'm not saying most is not due to promiscuity, FORNICATIONS and Abortions though...

And smoke

emmy4real94:
Wow really? The high demand for toyota camry is making it so expensive so i was beginning to look for a different alternative. But u sound like its better to join the camry queue

Once you have a good mechanic that will inspect and get a good one for you (Camry) you will never regret it one bit, at worst if things get rough, you can be able to enter road with Bolt or Indrive with it but you see that Honda, nah you can't compare fuel consumption of both.
Wish you well

emmy4real94:
Really? I am trying to figure out if this car is a good choice for a low budget forst car owner and looks like u have just pointed out one disadvantage “High fuel consumption i guess”

If you can get Camry 04--05 with that amount or like 4M naira, go for it than this Honda. I'm 46yrs of age, I have used over 4 cars in Nigeria including naija used.
Thank me later

Entanglement:
in other words! We most have mistakenly lick our fellow bro sperm and Virgin fluids when using our teeth to open one of these comdom package

You are so daft they said Expired and Rebranded condoms not Used...you get it now

pclever1:
Were in search of drivers living around lekki for urgent employment.Call-08027366498,07037510366.Interested person must have a valid driver licence.

What kind of driving work? Is it personal driving or company's driving or Uber driver?

Jesuspistol:
No happy person just hate people for being couples. You're not happy and that's what you call alpha... Very funny. Your style of talking sef is faulty..sorry but it's true

The truth is that he has a deep psychological issue he needs to deal with but he feels it's a couple things, but no. It's something more that is affecting him so much deep down but he added couple thing to it and feels it's his problem.

suckprick:
Lamentations of an addict . By the time they are through with you, sniper go start to look like beer for your eyes.

why are you wicked?

seoxpert:
If regret could take you anywhere, it would only lead you to a place where your chances of progress get crushed.

I say this with a calm heart because I know what it feels like to make mistakes.

I understand the feeling of believing life would have been better if you had chosen differently.

But here’s the truth, no one is perfect.

Everyone makes mistakes.

Even the successes you enjoy today were born out of countless failures.

The difference between someone who succeeds and someone who fails is simple: the person who succeeds gets back up, tries again and explores new strategies until they find what works.

So, stop being hard on yourself.

Stop drowning in self-pity.

And stop asking, "Why me?"

Honestly, who else should it be?

You made the choices that brought you here.

You enjoyed the comfort that came from those choices and now you're facing the results.

It’s not about punishment; it's just life.

When you ask, "Why me?"

it sounds like you're saying you deserve a life without struggles while others don't.

But life doesn't work that way.

There are no villains or victims, only people facing the consequences of their actions.

The only way to truly show you're sorry for past mistakes is to try again, this time, with a wiser approach.

Every new attempt not only brings you closer to success but also teaches you what paths to avoid.

So, young man or young woman, why are you letting regret weigh you down?

Yesterday is gone.

Today is a new day, a fresh start, a blank page waiting for you to write a better story.

You have the chance to turn your failures into lessons and your dreams into reality.

Rise up, daughter of Zion.

Stand tall, son of man.

Don't let this day slip away while you’re stuck in regret.

If you woke up this morning and can still breathe, it means your journey isn’t over.

You still have battles to fight, fears to conquer, and dreams to chase.

You still have the strength to overcome every challenge life throws at you.

So, get up.

Embrace this golden opportunity.

Move forward with courage, knowing that peace, progress and purpose await you.

Peace.

Thank you and God bless you. I value this post so much

UsmanSaleh12:
Yes sir

You are not alright dear. Take life easy with Nigerian situation, no allow am enter your mental health.

helinues:
Okay, let's pretend as if FG is not existing/to blame, what are you doing about the situation?

Are you ma.d. pretend what? Who caused the the problem Mr pretender? Can you be reasonable for once on ur miserable life

whytediamond:


It's way easier being your own boss if you are disciplined.

Imagine working 6-hours a day and you've made 40k to 60k selling fashion items at the comfort of your home. Then you will now tell me to work from 8am to 6pm or even 8pm (including Saturday in most cases) for 300k or 400k. Omor kuku kill me.

Selling ordinary wristwatch on Facebook and Instagram suppose make you 30k daily if you run Ads of 5k but my people perish because they lack knowledge and have been enslaved by their mindset.

To everyone praying to start their business someday. Please don't ever use "I don't have capital" as an excuse. That's you telling lies to YOU.

If you no sabi, say make them teach you.

If you like cry for now till tomorrow. Nobody is coming to save you.

This is 2025. Don't fool yourself.

Guys, if you are honest and smart and you know how to read and write and you come get smartphone. If you're earning less than 500k monthly in Nigeria, I sorry for you.

Please can you give me a reliable and affordable Adv. person who can help me run adv.
Please I will appreciate it

numericalguy:
Why are you pained? Did I strike a chord?

Just try and come to north and burn even a small piece of paper I want to check something.

Hahahaha... Until you finish fighting with your elder brothers killing your people like fly, who have almost wipe out the entire East Northern

numericalguy:
They want to create another importunity to burn down Lagos.

Na Lagos people mumu wey allow hateful, bitter and envious bigots from the East to come and burn down Lagos in the name of protest.

I am not from Lagos. I am not even a southerner and I dey wait for Eastern envious and bitter
C A N N 1 B A L S to come to my state and burn even a small paper make dem see Wetin go happened

Your comment sounds so childish, who knows how old are you?

IDERAWOLE:
I get worried when I see how Nigerians, young and old are so desperate to travel out for Greener pastures.

It is difficult to blame such people because things are tough.

However, with adequate information, you can enjoy life here in Nigeria and travel as often as you want to anywhere in the world by engaging in legitimate business.

All you need is relevant information that you can leverage upon.

I see people gathering millions of Naira to travel apart from the stress involved.

Examples of businesses you can engage in are numerous with good ROI.

1. Web 3 related business(quite a number to choose from) with a daily return of about 2.3%/day on your trading account driven by artificial intelligence with a guarantee of 100% accuracy

2. Content creation

3. Artificial intelligence marketing

One tenth of the money these traveling Nigerians are gathering together will change their fortune under 2 months.

Get the help you need here and now.

From tomorrow, you can start that journey.

Any of these three will change your story.

Share your experience.

Do you offer reliable and profitable training on the #3?
Get back to me asap

ocnovakmichael:
Recently I was discussing with a brother, who is a Winner, and he said to me that he's not one to attend the community church. That he likes attending service in Canaan Land. This got me thinking: because ever since I became a Winner, I have not deliberated attending service at Canaan Land. Though I have had the longing to go but I'd not really giving much effort to it.

Recently, upon thinking about the words of that brother, that he's not one to attend the community church, I was like, is there something wrong about attending the community church? I looked around me and noticed that many around our community are like that brother. They don't like attending service at the community church. They rather go to Canaan Land to hear Bishop, which is good and fine.
As that thought became preponderate on my mind, I realized that even some Winners who reside opposite the community church, on Sunday morning ,prepare to attend service at Canaan Land.

Now don't get me wrong, there's nothing bad in going to Canaan Land if you're resident around Lagos-Ota and environs. However, the local community churches also need people to develop them. They need the strength of all and sundry to make the local church as aesthetic as what we have in Canaan Land today.

Unfortunately, many who go to Canaan Land are, by my own submission, presumptuous that the local Pastors don't have the same anointing as Bishop, which is true: because the disciple cannot be greater than the master (Matthew 9:11). However, the same corporate anointing which flows from Canaan Land is the same in all the local community churches. But many don't believe this, and so many are not well established as a Winner in their local church communities.

At one time, Bishop said, God showed him fire, as in the anointing, coming down and splitting into several splinters. This the Lord said to him that the same anointing that is resident in Canaan Land, is resident in all the local assemblies and Home Cells. Now why many don't believe this and attend services in their local assemblies, but would rather go to Canaan Land, I don't know. Many perhaps do not believe in the words of the Bishop in this aspect, or they would rather see Bishop than the local Pastor.

2 Chronicles 20:20
[20]And they rose early in the morning, and went forth into the wilderness of Tekoa: and as they went forth, Jehoshaphat stood and said, Hear me, O Judah, and ye inhabitants of Jerusalem; Believe in the LORD your God, so shall ye be established; believe his prophets, so shall ye prosper.

Notice scripture says, "... Believe his prophets, so shall ye prosper." You see, many are not prospering in their local assemblies because they do not take heed to the words of the prophet concerning the fact the the same corporate anointing in Canaan Land is obtainable in all local assemblies. For the Bishop had said, the same corporate anointing which is resident in Canaan Land, resides in all the local community churches, and Home Cells.
That statement is scriptural. And until many a Winner believe in it, they shall not be established amongst their brethren in their local assemblies.
Now why did I say that statement by the Bishop is scriptural? In 1 Samuel the thirtieth chapter, David speaking by the inspiration of the Holy Ghost says:

1 Samuel 30:24
[24]For who will hearken unto you in this matter? but as his part is that goeth down to the battle, so shall his part be that tarrieth by the stuff: they shall part alike.

Notice that text says, "... But as his part is that goeth down to the battle, so shall his part be that tarrieth by the stuff: they shall part alike."
Put somewhat differently in this context, 'But as the blessings and encounters of he that attend service in Canaan Land, so shall his blessings and encounters be that tarrieth in the local assembly: they both shall part alike.'

When I got this revelation, I decided there is no need heading down to Canaan Land, when I can have the same blessings by walking a stone throw from my house to the local assembly.

As a Winner, you are part of the Living Faith Church Worldwide, founded by Bishop David Oyedepo. While Canaan Land is the international headquarters of the church, attendance is not mandatory.

The church encourages members to attend services at their local assemblies or community churches, which are usually closer and more convenient. These local assemblies are still part of the Living Faith Church Worldwide and provide opportunities for worship, teaching, and fellowship.

However, attending services at Canaan Land can be a powerful and enriching experience, especially during special programs and events. Many Winners do travel to Canaan Land for these occasions, but it's not a requirement.

Ultimately, as a Winner, you should seek to attend services at a location that feeds your spirit and helps you grow in your faith, whether that's at your local community church or Canaan Land.


Don't hoard knowledge, propagate it!

Jesus is Lord

I am winner too but see what you will do to certify your conscience. Every first of every week, if you have access to attend at Ota go that first week of the month then subsequent weeks should be for your community.

123readygo:
Lol. Virginity should be amongst the least of virtues a man should be looking out for in a woman. I made the same mistake two decades ago and I’m still paying the price till date.

I’m the only person in my family tree that suffers HBP; thanks to a virgin wife

you are funny. Sorry for your BP though but can you shades so light on the virgin wife you got please

Tajbol4splend:
The reason why you are angry is because you have wrong understanding of the benefits of fuel subsidy removal, most of you think they will be sharing money among masses, but it's meant to create opportunities and give us enough financial resources to develop infrastructures, if you are lazy, it's not meant for you

Stop making yourself look more foolish, why do you sound like m.ad man? Which infrastructure or job opportunities can you be able to kist out that is functioning now? Can't you make use of your senses? It's just a question

Zico5:
You are truly in comatose. So u want them to increase the subsidy? Pls where are u working and how much are u earning monthly? We have so many miserable people in this country. Are u guys really cursed or what's really happening to these set of people defending this government blindly.

My brother ask them ohh, most times I get confused when I read some people's comment, begin to wonder if they are humans or AI

Tajbol4splend:
Majority will argue this but if the electricity subsidy is removed and we have its stability, it will drive production which reduce importation and as a result catapult the value of Naira

You are most gullible and hop.less being I have seen here...
Tufiaa

uglodoh:
They really tried. The gesticulations of that Mohbad and Osimhen almost made them look like the original

At first I came across it I tot it was when Mohbad was alive cus that one look so much like him..wow

Usefulsense:
Finally, I am now a permanent resident in Australia.

Australian citizenship loading....

Read how I came to Australia in December 2023 at the age of 48.

13 months after, my family became permanent resident. It can only be God.

I tap into your breakthrough and I claim it Amen.
Congrats bro

EnglishUsa:
You dey give head? Talk true... I meant you dey suck and use penis finish work?

Tell us more, is these symptoms part of giving head or you are saying out of assumption?

Digitalcreator:
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InDrive's business model revolves around commission-based earnings, where they charge a minimal commission (around 5-8%) on every transaction made through their platform

they also generate revenue through in-app advertising.

If you're looking to partner with InDrive as a driver, you'll need to use your own vehicle. However, InDrive does provide an opportunity for drivers to earn extra income by offering their services on the platform.
Reach out to Autochek for car loan
Check them on Google or any car dealership in your area

I appreciate, thank you

Julius1995:
🤣😃😃

just imagine the only foods we use and survive that is affordable and well garnish that someone just woke to post something against it, that garbage

phosky:
Lagos, the vibrant heart of Nigeria, is famous for its rich and diverse food culture. While these meals tantalize the taste buds, some come with potential health risks if consumed recklessly. Here’s a look at 10 popular foods Lagosians enjoy that could be harmful if precautions aren’t taken. Eyes Of Lagos reports,
1. Suya (Grilled Meat)

This spicy street delicacy is irresistible, but its preparation over open flames can produce harmful compounds like polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons (PAHs). Additionally, improperly cooked meat may harbor bacteria. Moderation and choosing reputable vendors can reduce risks.
2. Puff-Puff

This deep-fried snack is a staple at Lagos parties, but excessive consumption contributes to high cholesterol and weight gain. The frequent reuse of frying oil by vendors can also produce harmful trans fats.

3. Sharwama

While delicious and convenient, shawarma often contains high-calorie sauces, overly processed meats, and vegetables stored under questionable conditions. These factors may lead to food poisoning or excessive calorie intake.
4. Akara (Bean Cake)

Another fried favorite, Akara, can be unhealthy when consumed in large amounts due to the excessive oil it absorbs. The risk increases if the frying oil is reused multiple times, creating harmful compounds.
5. Isi Ewu/Nkwobi (Goat Head/Cow Foot)

This spicy delicacy is loaded with high-fat content, particularly saturated fats, which can increase cholesterol levels. The rich sauces often paired with alcohol make it even worse for heart health when consumed excessively.
6. Amala with Ewedu and Gbegiri

A Lagosian staple, Amala is typically accompanied by generous servings of soup and meat. While nutritious in moderation, large portions combined with fatty meats can lead to obesity and high cholesterol.
7. Fried Rice and Jollof Rice

No Lagos party is complete without these iconic dishes, but the excessive use of oil, seasonings, and additives like MSG can be unhealthy, especially for those with high blood pressure or kidney concerns.
8. Boli (Roasted Plantain)

While healthy on its own, Boli is often served with groundnut or palm oil sauces, adding unnecessary calories. Vendors’ hygiene practices can also raise concerns about contamination.
9. Asun (Spicy Goat Meat)

This smoky, peppery treat is high in saturated fat and often heavily salted. Its intense spice levels can also irritate the stomach lining, leading to acid reflux for some people.
10. Street Fruit Salads

These mixed fruit bowls are refreshing but can be dangerous if hygiene practices are lax. Fruits washed with unclean water or exposed to flies can harbor harmful bacteria, leading to foodborne illnesses.
Final Thoughts

While these foods are staples of Lagosian cuisine, their potential health risks stem from poor preparation practices, excessive consumption, or low-quality ingredients. To enjoy these meals safely:

Choose reputable vendors.
Eat in moderation.
Opt for homemade versions.
Lagos offers an exciting culinary adventure, but a little caution goes a long way in keeping you safe and healthy!

https://eyesoflagos.com/2024/12/28/10-deadly-foods-lagosians-love-to-eat/

Even your post is the most deadliest one any human being in Lagos should read because you are ma.d