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BOSSkesh:
Foolish man

Hopeless idiot for that matter oh. In fact I can't imagine it. A woman I paid bride price on her head?? Tufiakwa

shortgun:
Do men bring home the children of their mistresses and falsely claim them as their wives' children?

Na your PaPa born you my nigger

Jennyclay:
Let assume it was the other way round, this thread would have been on fire, by now it would have been on page 80 with the latest derogatory words in town

You would read stupid advice like “go and do DNA test on all your children” “women are this, women are that…” bla bla bla

Since he’s a man, suddenly everyone wants to know why What happened How manage Rubbish!!

I pray the phone he swallowed causes more complications in his body system

Nonsense randy men everywhere!!
Rubbish!!!

Yes of course, can you marry 2 men keep for house? Are you the one taking care of the house? Why will you cheat, tell me one reason.??

chiiraq802:
Why will a grown up man swallow phone because he doesn't want the wife to access his phone.
Wife weh you marry
Wife weh no dey give you access to her own phone...
Mk ah just laff pass, ah no wan talk wetin dey my mind. Lolss...

The guy is a disgrace and a big fool, who prefer to commit suicide than allow wife know he is cheating.. Chai..this one follow for men so??

justified007:
What caused your cry like this ? You sound very pained and down.

Take your life serious and stay away from nonsense

Yes because your way of reasoning and mentality need to call for pity and empathy.

[quote author=yarimo post=129105525][/quote]Hahahahah

FalseProphet1:
Yesterday is a day I'll never forget in my life.

Upon the request of a member, I visited him and his family. His wife prepared vegetable soup, I ate to my satisfaction and we had a very good gist.

After some minutes, I felt the urge to defecate, and he directed me to the restroom. I got in, locked the door, removed my trouser and boxers and hung them up, used a piece to toilet paper to clean the toilet seat, then balanced to get rid of the shit.

This is where the problem started. As I pushed for it to come out, I felt a very sharp pain in my anus. My stool was very dry and hard. I pushed and pushed like a woman in labour and the pain increased.

At some point, the stool got stock in my anus. And despite the fact that I pushed with all my strength, it refused to fully come out. I couldn't breathe again, I let out a faint noise of "ahhhhh" I thought I was going to die. I thought about my life, all the girls I've slept with, all the prophecies I've given, my goals and visions, my dream of building a mega auditorium...But what would they write on my obituary I said to myself, that I was killed by shit. No way. I decided to be a man and push that demonic stool out .

I took a deep breath and resumed my pushing, the pain was horrible, I called on the host of heaven to come to my aid. I started imagining how girls that engage in anal sex do it because it would definitely be painful.

To cut the long story, God gave me victory and I pushed it out of my anus. I regretted not coming with my bell, I would have rang it right there in the toilet for 1 hour to celebrate my victory.

Then the second phase of the problem began. the shit refused to flush. I was there in the toilet stuck for almost 1 hour flushing the useless stubborn shit. As God would have it, I remembered that I saw a red bucket on the corridor. I quickly opened the door, grabbed the bucket, filled it with water and flushed. And the shit was defeated, I could heart it struggling in the pipe as it descended to the suck away, but it had already lost the battle.

I put on my clothes and joined the family in the living room, feeling refreshed and happy.

Truly that was a close call with death. I'm happy I survived it.

This I have seen.

Make sure you drink enough water from now onwards, even if you are testy or not

SultanOfAbia:
Yarimo will not Like This...

Sorry pls who is Yarimo

Putindbutt:
Same Agulu fraud that wasted the lives of youths and dumped them into ezu river. if you give this guy a microphone, he'd embarrass you, stop giving him a mic, nigerian media.

Otule

justified007:
Obi thinks it's by attending owambes 😂😂😂.

Nice tries sha

Are you not currently ashamed of yourself and the condition of your country now? Can't you face reality now? No, just think about it within you, forget about the money aspect of it ...are you proud of your country now with tinubu

FaithELEFAN:
Good morning.

Yesterday, I went to fetch water because we don't have running water in my place. I went with this yellow jerrycan.

After fetching the water, I tried to carry it by myself only for my back bone to make a cracking noise.
Immediately, I dropped the jerrycan and couldn't walk well.

My back is aching on the left hard side and I can hardly work a distance. I'm feeling hurt.
Please what drugs can I take

I also noticed since this issue started, I have been sweating in between my eyebrows and forehead and it doesn't use to happen to me like that before

Please don't say I should go to the hospital now because I can't afford to.

Really sorry.
Get some pain relieve drugs listed below. Try change your pillow. Get aboniki balm also, i feel you get better. But if persist, you better go and see a Doctor. Better still general hospital will be cheaper.
Safe

naija4life247:
This guy go tey for Nigerian Prison when hand touch him again

taaa....what do you know? in fact how old are u? which hand??

AyobamiOluwole:
So this girl has been coming to my place, eat the best food and all that. I've asked her if she has a boyfriend and she said no. I do give her money without asking her for anything on return because I could see she is not the lazy type and she is really hardworking. I am very much ok with finances and I see no issues with some of her demands.


Yesterday I called her and told her that I'm not happy and that I need cuddle only and not sex(I lost so much Dollars from futures trading that night). She later called and said she will come to my place for that reason. In my mind I was thinking this will go down as sex and all, but I don't really want sex.

All I just needed is someone to cuddle and get distracted with that's all. This is the only time I am demanding something from her.

So she came during the evening time, and later that night we went to supermarket and I got her something's to eat at home for the night. We got back home and everything was going well. We were both on the bed when I reminded her why she came. This is someone I've been doing quite a lot for without even thinking twice out of pity. She wouldn't give in and wouldn't let me know why she can't just allow me to cuddle her.

Mehn, from the loss I had earlier and all that, I got infuriated and called another girl telling to pls come over for the night. Then I told this girl to leave my house since she can be that selfish. I sent her out of my house around 10pm. She was telling me she doesn't have money to go home, I didn't care and I shut my door against her. Though I was scared letting her out on that road and that time of the night but my anger got the better part of me. It was later after getting over the whole thing I confirmed nothing happened to her from someone else.

Pls is there anything wrong with what I did?

Modified: Anger is a bad thing. I am wrong sending her away at that time of the night. This is probably the judgement I'll get 😔

Why will you regret what you did? Did she regret what she did to you??
Listen, why she was that selfish is because you have been so nice to her and one thing about Nigerian useless girls is that once you show them they have value, peeeem the capitalize on it, use it against due to their Fish brain. They will feel the worth more than the deserve. But you see...once you treat them like trash...common you will see the best of them.

Racoon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XY8emJ7Yt8
https://dailypost.ng/2024/03/21/nigerians-abroad-do-jobs-they-refused-at-home-remi-tinubu/

Yes because it's a working system govern by humans with brain but unfortunately what we have here as govt officials are foo.LS and dullard and drug dealers

Puss360:
See talk o... Husband cheating u say "Catching fun"... lol...
Hope u know dat the same thing wey married men dey find for small girls hand, na the same thing married woman dey find for labours and young guys hand...
So respect yourself, so that your wife go respectsl herself

Just bcus of punna you don dey para. Can you marry more than 1 man? But he can decide to marry over 5, so you can say they're polygamy in nature. Not a big deal huanty...it's just 30 mins punna and he comes home

amoreobansu:
The First Lady, Oluremi Tinubu has advised Nigerians to grow their food amid the nationwide food inflation and economic downturn.

According to Mrs Tinubu, the focus on agriculture is the way forward for the country.

In a statement issued by her special assistant on media, Busola Kukoyi, the First Lady said this at the State house while receiving the Deputy Secretary General of the United Nations, Amina Mohammed.

The First Lady noted that the various interventions of the Renewed Hope Initiative (RHI) especially in the areas of Agriculture, Empowerment, Education, Health and Social Welfare are to complement the efforts of President Bola Tinubu’s administration.

“The President has made the right decisions. These decisions will help us build a Nigeria that is more respected. We should be more accountable as a people as regards our resources,” she said.

“We have to inspire them [Youths] to think Nigeria first before any State.

“Youth between 15 years to 25 years will design the fabric depicting Nigeria and not just their State or tribe. The prize money is huge.”

In her remarks during her visit, Mohammed explained that the UN is looking forward to the country committing more funds to Youth, Women and Girls.

She said: “We need your voice for what the UN is doing with women empowerment, girls, poverty alleviation, education and the rest.”


https://politicsnigeria.com/grow-your-own-food-remi-tinubu-tells-nigerians-amid-hardship/?utm_source=operamini&utm_medium=feednews&utm_campaign=operamini_feednews

Amadioha ma bi kwa ya into 2. Idio.t

Freshtruth:
Rekadoo banks leave Mavin he start going down
Lil kesh left YbNL he start going down
Mayorkun left DMW he start going down
Iyanya left he start going down
Dbanj wandel coal left they start going down
So many no matter how good u are u go down
Skales left EME he starts going down
2face left kennies music for hyperterk he start going down
The list keep going on

But this set of guys knows the spirituality itself
Wizkid left EME he still stands
Davido left HKN he still stands
Burma boy left Aristo music he still stands
Kizz Daniel left Gworld wide he still stands

Watch out for rugier who left Jonzing world and let see

If Davido sings nonsense the nonsense still make trend his verse at Twetwe that is what is now everybody loves listening to at twe twe song and u think is normal. WizKid has been singing dried songs for the past 5years now but it still tops d charts at American billboard
Joeboy,fireboy omalay beat rema for taent but rema shine pass them
you will be there thinking is normal. This guys know the spirituality they into.

Initially I tot you were making sense till I got a point of 2face and Skals, I concluded you are jonzing.
Go to be oga

Puss360:
According to my bestie wey be "Hustler".... she say....

Married men sweet pass single guys ..
And I can testify...

Anytime she complain about men or cry sef, e go always be say na single guys be the cause...

But with married men, no stress no quarrel... Just be available for them ..
And the weekend goodies...

God abeg, arrest my future husband for me o... I no fit fight...
As I no follow person husband, make dem no follow my own...🙈🙈🙈

But wait oh, even if your future husband follow small girls, why worry? He will still come home for you after much, is he going to glue inside the girl? Is not to come and that's all. Some times some ladies make this husband catching fun as a big deal, there is nothing to worry because you are the madam, and when he gets such kick outside, it will boost his libido you as a wife will benefit.

Longdon1:
I got married when I was 19 and my husband was 20. Now I’m 25 and he’s 26 and we have two kids (5 and 3).

Four years ago, while I was pregnant with my second son I found out he had an onlyfans account and it really upset me. I made my boundaries clear and explained that I was not okay with this because he’s paying them, but I was still okay with porn. Then a couple months later I found out he was still using onlyfans and on top of it had subscribed to one of my friend’s onlyfans. I talked to him again and explained that I would leave him over this. Another couple months go by and he’s STILL using onlyfans. At this point he had spent like $500 on it and I was obviously upset. I ended up leaving him and moving out with my two kids. A year went by of coparenting and eventually we talked it through and ended up back together. A couple months into being together I saw he had made on subscription to onlyfans, so I confronted him. He apologized and I was so confused because I literally just moved back with him so I ignored it that time.

It’s been one year since then and earlier this week I found out that he got an email from onlyfans. The email said his subscription was ending so I ended up changing the password and getting into his account. Turns out for all of 2023 he’s been subscribing to onlyfans. When I confronted him, he was just kind of listening but had nothing to say. I told him I needed to think and have no confronted him since.

The issue is in all other ways he’s a pretty decent partner. He drives me everywhere because he knows I don’t like to. He cleans, takes care of the kids, works. But I just can’t understand why he has to keep doing this and at this point I feel like I almost have to leave bc he clearly is not respecting me or my boundaries. On the other hand it would suck to leave because he’s my bestfriend and I love him and I’ve never really had to do life without him.

Can I ask you a question.
1. what negative impact this habit cause in your marriage?
So you left him just because he was a fan to porn ? That does not stop him from taking care of you and your children? Huh?
By the way are you sure you satify him enough in bed?
Don't make me conclude your the problem since you have confirmed he is doing well at home and I feel you guys lives abroad.

candelahria:
I most definitely am...

Nice but is safe with only wifey

EreluRoz:
Few years back this man tried to make advances at me but was not bold enough to do so but he kept gifting me different things and crediting my account of which I never asked for. He was familiarizing with people around me and comes to our house to greet my mom because he lives nearby, will call me to greet me before going and all those unnecessary famzing. But he never had that boldness to ask me out.

On my part I never demanded anything from him and whenever I want to reject his gifts and cash I couldn't because it always comes at the right time. I can't count the number of times I have sworn never to accept his gifts and cash but never for once did I keep to my words because he's gifted in sending cash and gifts at the perfect time.

This man is very unattractive to me, like that man you'll not even want anybody to see you standing with , so it has never even crossed my mind to have anything with him. So I summoned courage one day and text him to stop all those univited visits and stop wasting his time because I can never date someone like him(I was young and said some nasty things I regretted later) and unfortunately his cousins saw my nasty message to him, told others and they all wear this scornful looks whenever they see me as I later learnt my message caused problems in their house. Well, he stopped coming to our house, he relocated to a new place as I learnt he got a job that took him away from our location.

I never felt remorseful about all I did to him till recently as I'm now older and wiser. So, I was somewhere doing something and he also came there and saw me first, I was expecting a very cold reaction from him but he immediately came over and was very happy to see me, started gisting and all that, I gave him attention just to make up for my earlier bad attitude, I apologized over how I treated him and he said it's nothing that he's not holding anything against me as I was very young then. Before I say jerk he went to his car and gave me some bundles of cash, requested for my account number and he won't even accept my refusal to give him. So that's how this man resumed sending me money again, infact he's obviously now richer because if I mentioned the alert I always receive from this man nobody will believe me here. I narrated everything to my brother because he knew all I did to him back then, my brother started calling him fool which I felt bad and cautioned him to stop.

Now this man has not made any advances or wooed me but he's already acting more than a partner, infact I feel so guilty each time I see his alerts and calls. God knows I can never date him but I'm beginning to be so uncomfortable with all these. Let me not lie, it's so hard to reject his money as it usually comes at the right time.

Let me also add that he later got married but his wife left him few years into their marriage.

Honestly I'm tired and want to be free from all these.

Please am I at fault here? Or is he God sent to ease me at my times of need? Why am I feeling so guilty even though I have never requested anything from him?
Am I in trouble and what will be the end result of all these?

That man has a sexual dysfunction, the appreciate women they can't fuc.k so much but if you are single try and compensate him and see for yourself

Westerhoffe:
Or she's mad at him for escaping from the bottle she had kept him in?

Or she is angry due to he is inability to satisfy her in the oda room, looking at Odegwu stomach..lol

I pray his quick recovery oh God

candelahria:
You could contract certain viral infections, many of which can only be managed but can't completely be cured and also oral Yeast infection if she's infected. HPV ( One of them) has been linked to oral cancer and warts and many people do not get vaccinated.. So, it's not safe.

Thank you so much, you sound more like a medical doctor. But i only do that on wifey......ONLY

candelahria:
The normal pH of the vagina is acidic. Vaginal discharge causes the bleaching of the underwear. It's normal. To prevent this, use panty liners always and wash your panties immediately after use.

Nice hearing this. But does it really affects badly to a Man if he gives head? Since it will wash this off this way, does it?

Depriest2020:
They shared about 36,000 bags in Kano already.

God continue to bless Dangote. Let your blessings never cease to come his way.

What type of nonsense blessing is that? He should take the Billions back and remove useless price on the rice so people can afford it. How many Nigerians do you think will benefit from this pea nuts and which govt will really comply to share it truly to the citizens? Abeg leave these people, are ma.d

MerabMedia:


Hello Nairalander, just sending a quick note of encouragement your way. Stranger to stranger.

I hope you're doing well and you've discovered your purpose. Things might feel tough right now in the country, but you've got this! Remember, even the strongest trees weather storms.

Hold on tight, and know that tomorrow holds the promise of something brighter.

Sending good vibes!

God bless you, beautiful soul

Multiversed:
Your mind don Calm down now shey.

Confirmed. This is what is called MEAL., not carbohydrate all through