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[quote author=crazymummy post=106144647][/quote]As usual...lol
' Your tears meme ' is your run-to saving grace.
Cat got your tongue back then? Oh...

WMG..

Geminiempress:
Chop like 2 or 3 bitter kola while siping igboya. U are gud 2 go

Wow... You speak like the gods.
Well, this is good knowledge for someone somewhere. I'll share it when I meet the lads.

suffering:
She used the wrong ‘been,’ the word is ‘being.’ I can’t blame the women. If you’re on TV screens you’re visually available to thousands of potential mates. Let a person tell you to sleep with them for a million naira or a little less, all your standards will go out of the window. It takes granting one request to get stuck to the lifestyle.

Deep words ina de yard you speak!
I think this is how many of the actresses started. That same way @ the bolded words.
They wish they never succumbed to that first temptation. Now they're used to it...

Iamagoodgirll:
It's not new that's why they keep doing better than their male colleagues

Glad you as a lady even knows this.
That's why they unveil new card and vehicles every now and then. The men are left feeling intimated ( those that want to feel that way )

uthlaw:
we need to make dis money to able to knack upcoming actress (olosho)!

And allow them transfer your remaining destiny bar via the sex , right?
You do not know that most of those oloshos in that industry have charms and voodoo in their private parts to help them make a man useless while financially benefiting from him.
.....Carry on

Gentlefury:
Lol, to be fair i give as good as i get. The guy isn't 100% useless, he at least showed that he has DStv and internet, even though he obviously failed with fully assimilating the potential wealth of information that can be sourced from those two platforms.

He just has a lot of catching up to do and might get there someday

At the first bolded!
Ho ma Gahd! Pls Sir, allow hellfire do the job it was created for. You're already bringing it closer to him. Be merciful, oh Lord Gentlefury. Instead, accept him into your kingdom.

At the second bolded!!
Are you proposing that he gets DStv catch-up, maybe ?
Hmmn. Your fury is not in anyway gentle.
But like MacDonald, I'm loving it!

Tranquility2345:
Typical ashana that has no respect for mothers. Your mother didn’t raise you well

Why are you angry. You started it. You looked for my attention. Cheer up, Sir.
Oya, I'm sorry for mentioning mummy in our games.

It's all games, right?
* Scratches head *

Gentlefury:
I visualized you straining yourself mentally to work up a sweat and compose this embarrassment of what seems to be an attention-seeking comeback than a decent rebuttal.

I'm not the person on who you should project your deep anger at an obvious lack of care growing up. I'm also not to blame for your tragically absent level of comprehension. But i'm an equal-opportunity adherent and i deeply believe even special needs folks like your good self are capable of meaningful contributions so i'll indulge you with an analysis of the points in your response.

For starters, can you please itemize the points where i failed to achieve coherence? It would help me know exactly what you're on about.

And you seriously overestimate my need for validation, so i see no harm in being called a "grandpa" , owning my age and my generation, than to be a sniffing wimp of a bat like you shuffling between a whiff of the maturity many Millennials are supposed to have with your embarrassing desperation to come across as being younger than you are by acting like the cool kid with an endless supply of witty retorts. Just like you've made a mess of making a profitable meaning out of your almost 3 decades on this planet, you've once again failed at this simple task.

Check our comments and determine with even your deficient IQ who started with the name-calling and insults.

Your half-baked education is also the reason why you couldn't see that i drew 2 parallels between separate generations drawing their origins from the tail-ends of preceding generations. But like a child eager to impress his estranged dad, you just wanted to show me that you can yab!

That you earn your living in a sector doesn't mean you know anything about the human resource aspect of that sector. Let me humour you since you are most likely about to name-drop :- What's the age range of the oldest Patricia staff? What's the average age of Paystack staff? Google Nigeria? Facebook Nigeria? Centric Gateway? Tek experts? The Andela you mentioned earlier? Or general tech startups from 2016, barring the relative oldies like Interswitch and System Specs? If you can't accurately answer at least 2 of these questions then why open your putrid pie hole in the first place you this wannabe youngster?

Again, don't embarrass all the people that called you smart. Nigeria caught on to the Cryptocurrency wave, but it's still a novelty considering that it's trading dynamics are a different game from trading FX and not even one communist country has managed to exert some regulatory control on it - it disgraced even Emefiele's attempt at limitation last year, so forget your weak bragging, many people still don't know much about it, hence the need for skilled agents like Patricia. It's still a hard nut to crack, hence the reason criminals love it (ask Pankieroy), so what's with this rubbish your trying to do? Did you see me directly translate this to academic soundness or as one example of how well modern day cybercriminals stash money using knowledge of advanced fintech?

You were dismissive of my specific critique of a major aspect of Gen Z music, the SoundCloud genre, and i countered that it shouldn't even classify as coherent music, stating that Nigerian Gen Z kids were better off with superior Alte Cruise sounds and much better artists. How did this turn to a contradictory statement? Are you a truly a product of a recognized university? Are you really this mentally retrogressive in person? I shudder to think of the huge catastrophe your employer is risking by just having a primate-in-disguise like you on its payroll!!!

Your last paragraph....... really? Very anticlimactic to be honest considering you held yourself out as being an intellectually orgasmic delight, only to end up disappointing me serially like Churchill and Kpokpogri took turns in doing to Tonto( she was the baddest chick in my day, kids like you wouldn't know).

You also had to involve other innocent members of this thread that came online for a cruise only to be confronted by your foul smell, and empty ITK , having the guts to call them "Ignoramuses" whereas your brand of stupidity has been known to be legally punishable with death in some countries!!! Why did you have to waste my precious time with your pseudo-commonsense? Do you hate me that much?!!!

Oh, my God!
And Jesus wept!
You are truly not of the generation Z clan as stated.
Too much sense. When you're ready to run for president let us know. We earnestly need your kind.
RIP to your victim.

Tranquility2345:
Says the 7k okpo

That was contracted by your sweet mama. She has good coercing skills, by the way. I just had to join the gang.

callmemakaveli:
I laughed in pained haters . Really? On a faceless forum? You're not just bored and lonely but very delusional. Maybe Nairaland is the only place you gain relevance, so continue.

You laughed, as in past tense ? Okay. You're no longer laughing? But the emoji is right beside the claim. Wow...You're full of it ( not surprised)

Anyways, you and your fellow haters (yes, I said it again) keep trailing me like a pack of wolves on the prowl. I just have to do the needful.
"Maybe" is the keyword there. I'm glad you know when to use it.
Likewise, do continue.
You get what you give.

Uzomarrr123:
you might not be 35 , agreed but
I can swear with my life , you still live with your family

You no resemble person wey don pay house rent before

You still be pikin

He has now changed the narrative. I thought I was a female wh#re, nau ? What happened? You are now confused.
You even said, " get a girlfriend "

Well, if we are to go by your line of reasoning (by looks, by words) then I can equally say that you do not sound like someone who has had basic education. Read the way you write.
What elementary and high schools did you attend? I want to check something.

I agree, I be pikin as you've said. You old daddy, keep trolling and obsessing over a pikin.
You'll be alright in the end.

callmemakaveli:
Cho Cho Cho. Who asked you for all these explanations? Are you sure you're a Man? You talk too much and it's very irritating. Spits.

I live to see people like you feel irritated over what they could and should have avoided
Hehe. Join the queue, jare. You're even late to the party.
All these old men in Nairaland that can't stand the guts of younger guys who don't bow to kiss their old feet.
Nice meme. It tells me the depth of your pain. Glad you didn't mask it. Keep spitting, my dear. You need it.
See them...pained haters

Uzomarrr123:
You again

Poor man still living with his parents at the age of 35

Get a job
Get a girlfriend (big booty)
Get a life

Me, 35 ?
You must be high on your own urine this morning.
Still in my parents house ? I told you this ?
Peep my profile photo, let's start from there. Do I look 35 to you ? Must I be as close in age as your fave in the BBN house? Oh, I see...
You're fixated. I understand.
Work ? Or, you just want me to divulge the information to appease your curiosity, right?
Unintelligent Uzormar...It's your trademark , anyway. I won't tell you. Keep floating and guessing.
Uzormar the man...Haha. I recall that e-fight you had with one other guy where you started posting screenshots of your subscription to DStv premium. Then, you told him that he should not quote you again if it's not with an IOS device . Haha. Uzor, Uzor...You're so local and shallow minded. You seem new to money? Perhaps, that one well-to-do uncle has taken you in and you can't get ahold of yourself. Awwwn...it's going to take some getting used to, though.

Bush igbotic boy. Love will come around, don't worry. But purge yourself of that inner bile first
You have a truckload of it in ya...Begs the question - what's even the color of your hate ? Then, the color of your problem ? Also tell me the color of your tears, so I could know if I drink such tears or not. I presume it's black tears. Hmmm...my specialty.
*Licks lips in anticipation *

Tranquility2345:
What the fvck is this nigga capping

How would you ever understand ? See him...
When I said you lack the cognitive ability to comprehend and articulate commonly used phrases and idiomatic expressions, you thought I was being wicked.
You see your self...
In Biggie's voice - it may seem as though the ojuju-Calabar folks in your village have used lukewarm fermented cowskin (kpomo, canda, etc ) water to dilute your grey matter. If you know the fetid smell that emanates from such a fermented water, then you will know why your case calls for alarm.
Go and beg them for a second chance.

Egeungun be careful

Gentlefury:
I love GEJ, but he's the last person you want to use as a meme when mocking another person's intelligence. It also says a lot about your possibly confused mental state if you're trying to troll while using a moniker like "Tranquility". Why not just say you have trouble comprehending what i typed, being special needs is nothing to be ashamed about.

I said same @ the quoted word ("Tranquility" How is it that you were thinking what I was thinking ?
I told him he needs to change that moniker. Heck, I even told him that he acted as the hooker, chasing me (you too I guess) around the Nairaland streets hoping to get hooked-up. So he should take my moniker, while I adopt his. We do a swap, because I stay calmly on my own, avoiding his excesses, while he stalks me as if trying to low-key know if I do hook-ups so that he could secure one. I've told him I don't, oh. He won't still listen and rest! LMAO
He is not close to being a tranquil individual, jare. Probably misinterpreted it's meaning when he came across the very word. It may have sounded " sophisticated " to his pea-brain, and so he decided it was worth the choice of a moniker.
Hoes chase after clients. Hope you get the story behind that line now.
Don't answer him further. He likes that ish. GEJ of all people...He dragged into his trolling. Such a man of peace. The real tranquil one. I even designed a project specially in his honour.
I call him, ' Mr. Peace '

Let me go send the guy one last missile for the day. Then I'll call it a day with regards to trolling him. He asked for it.

Echoketh:
WMG keep posting like primary school dropouts like their fave No sense of reasoning in a whole fanbase, how's that even possible? Well...like fave like fans!

Oh, really?
What is that I read at the bolded?
Read it carefully to yourself. Now, is that how a dropout structures a sentence ?
It does bear resemblance to a sentence written by one.

" Like " used twice in that same sentence (first sentence) has made it guilty of being wrong. Read it and hear how it sounds to you. Don't be bias.
Better would have been the following examples:

" WMG keep posting like primary school dropouts similar to the way their fave does. "
OR
" WMG keep posting like primary school dropouts. The same way their fave does.

So much for not being a primary school dropout yourself...
Firstly, remove the beam in your eye...You know the rest.
Allow the glaring beam to "drop out" from your own eye before you try to take out the smaller stick in WhiteMoney's eyes.
WMG to the world!

* Strolls off to bed *

Actually, looking at the way Pere is just laying on the bed, lost in his thoughts and overwhelmed with emotions, I am having both emotions of anger and pity.
Angel took it too far. I haven't seen him like this before.
Angel just wanted to trend using him. I know he annoyed her, but...
She just dislikes him, deep down inside. She is playing that age card. That's why as an older person, never get into needless fights with a much younger person.
It won't be in your favor. They will rub it in your face, and you will think about your life afterwards. Even if you were right and the other was wrong.
Kai.... Never let them bring their foolishness to yours side. Pick your moments. Avoid certain scenarios.
See-finish no dey look face. And she ain't pretty. Avoid see-finish, especially in public.

Echoketh:
Funny to see people defending angels actions tonight, like how do you defend something so glaringly bad?..'Eeghe Demnan and co. I hope you guys have daughters exactly like angel, let's see how you'd fair.

Eeghe is even the funniest, you claim to be 60 years old but you are in support of what angel did, meaning you would have praised her if she insulted you same way she insulted pere abi. Let's not turn blind eye to bad things all in the name of stanhipor wokeness, what is bad is bad!

Hmmm....true sha.

Expert17:
Ok Ma

But wait o...lol..
Come to think of it, you guys will just keep unintentionally promoting that ashewo thread just for trolling sake.
You won't know when you will visit it again, and then see your matron's sexcapades with pictorial evidence there, posted by one ugly boy, young enough to be your son. Your luck.

Boys are not smiling these days, oh.
Bia...be careful

Yale9:
She sucked out every male hormone left in him.

Even C-Ronaldo is not smiling with the ex serviceman tonight. That's how bad....

Tranquility2345:
Stay away from that weed

Just say you failed to comprehend what that gentleman wrote out.
Buhaha....!
You always say this same line whenever anyone speaks above your brain's cognitive ability. I've noticed it several times.
Unrepentant, unintelligent troll.
Make sure you come say ' good morning ' to me tomorrow. With the usual, of course.

Expert17:
Ok Ma

Awwn. This one is so late to the party. Three other trolls have already beat you to this same screenshot and they have left disappointed.

He went to dig up cruise posts from my treasure chest. He was that pained he went in search of posts. Hahaha.
Find anything else you like down there ? Probably your *** undies too ? *Oops*
Oh puhlease, you're not troll-worthy. Send in a better representative, my dear. You failed to deliver.

[quote author=doyin01 post=106082035][/quote]Meme = me = * Dead *

Expert17:
Ok, I'm sorry

(Sarcasm or no sarcasm )

Good boy. I won't spank you.
Go and sin no more. Stop trying to troll people aimlessly up and down the thread.

Turtleneck design

Expert17:
E pain you sha.

See epistle

sorry

Lamest trick in the book.
Everyone on here has bastardized that line , " e pain am " " e pain you Sha "
Even when it's an obvious lie.
Argue constructively , joor.
Throw punchlines. Not cover-ups.
In fact, you're boring. I'm outta here.

Next !

Gentlefury:
You're eager to pass your knowledge of as valid by checkmating my points abi? Okay let me indulge you.

them out where necessary - and don't ever think you're intellectually fit enough to give me a verbal wedgie.

" Fit enough to give me a verbal wedgie " does it completely for me! Fatal knockouts, here and there.
Good stuff.
Omo, I just scrolled down to the end.

.

Expert17:
We expect SefunmiOlosho to know

But your mum knew before I did, nau. She has worked in these shoes already. We met along the line. You were not conceived yet. Swrs...

Another troll in just a little over ten minutes. Awwwn. They seem to love me. Haters. I keep peppering them.
I know the feeling you get when you try so much to get the attention of someone and still fail at pressing their buttons to your satisfaction. Keep em coming. Use your alternate monikers. The more , the merrier.

The funny thing is that you guys know I'm a guy , but envy and hate won't let y'all reason logically. I'm flattered.

scondy:
And for those of u running amok....if she even gave him a bj...its no dent on Pere ..I hope we all know that .....

Yes . We do.
The dent is actually the other way around. Sadly.