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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by SefunmiHookups:
Fairdamsel:
Na wa o
Were u feeling sleepy when u typed this?
Bcs the stupidity of this post is out of this world
U r not his fan..... Stop hiding under that umbrella
Everyone knows he loves Emma and LR.... Bt bcs of your envy for WM, u will only see bad
U will be fine Las las.... Scratch that, keep crying. E sweet grin grin
My friend hush it. Kill that erroneous agenda, jare. It won't work .
I will only see bad, you said ? It's you that will only see bad. See this one, oh. I know what's hurting you. Join the list abeg. Lol.

Who doesn't know I'm a WhiteMoney supporter? Well, except you. Check my older comments if you care or have the time. Otherwise, ask like a normal person and I'll tell you. FAN SHOULD NOT SPEAK THE OBVIOUS TRUTH ANYMORE BECAUSE OF HERD MENTALITY? I laugh grin grin

You just couldn't stand the fact that I wasn't praising him, rather, was being a critic this time around. I am not like most of you who Stan and become blind to everything their fave does.
Cry me a river if this isn't enough to clear your doubts that I'm a WhiteMoney fan, albeit, not a toxic, hateful one such as yourself.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by SefunmiHookups: 12:25am On Sep 17, 2021
Sweetpink:
And you had to call him a dead meat?
Who raised you?
Wow. Bravo! * Applauding *
Nice brutality to close the night.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by SefunmiHookups:
Forget stanship, ooh. I know two people that were visibly pained that they were not in that executive lounge as winners tonight. One is WhiteMoney and the other is Pere.
It was written all over them even while they tried to keep their composures.

That's how White would have gone in there to act funny and local on seeing the setup. To him, it's all about being comedic. At least, he didn't embarrass us his fans tonight. I have a feeling he would have overdone his own if he was in Emma's place.

Oops!! Comment modified at 10:30 AM WAT. Saturday.
I meant ' stanning, not stanship! ' The latter was what my phone's dictionary substituted in place of what I actually meant to type out even after I had punched the buttons.
Now, I see why someone else replied and questioned how WhiteMoney could even be pained by Emmanuel and LQR's ship.
Just noticing my bloomer. Oh well, that's what happens when you type and go offline almost immediately. No time to cross-check. I was busy, jare... I've corrected it now.
You can hold your horses now!
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by SefunmiHookups: 12:12am On Sep 17, 2021
saddler:
You mean this her face wey strong like this?

Liquorose tomboy looks is a turn off for me.


Face be like Amadioha mask

No yansh

Laps be like yam

Breast be like agbalumo

I wont be shocked to discover she be Les
God forgive me, but I share the same feelings.
I jus can't find her attractive even when I tried to . Emmanuel is just acting. LiquorRose too. They are giving highlights for the sake of gaming viewers. It's obvious, nau.
No chemistry. Even when they try.
She said, ' I'm not sexual. I only screwed you in my mind today ' when asked by Emmanuel if she had ever banged him in her head , and how many times if so.
After how long of being a supposed item under one roof ? Babe does not really fancy men. But I get it, she's trying to. She is covering up for something. Emma self can't even grab the Booty. See how he was shivering. I wanted to change the channel. They both are weird in some similar way.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by SefunmiHookups: 12:07am On Sep 17, 2021
carammel:
Oh, I thought you are in the same compound kind of neighbours.

Voodoo?
Nibo Latun jasi bayii.

I don't mean that at all, just normal women gangup to rile you up kinda thing, you get...

I've been good, thanks for asking and I trust you are doing goody-good too smiley smiley.
You've been breezing in and out though not as jobless as some of us tongue.
Lol... I said voodoo because I thought you implied that the ladies being Edolites were capable of nightmatics. If you know what I mean.
But it's cool. I understand what you meant.

You, jobless? Stop being modest, joor. I see what you did there. Lol.
I'm just seeing your mention . Some miscreants here have been distracting me.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by SefunmiHookups: 11:59pm On Sep 16, 2021
safarigirl:
Cross said he is now ready to go home, he told himself that once he has watched movie in the Executive Lounge and eaten like this, he will know he can go him
Haha ... Cross is just a case!
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by SefunmiHookups: 11:57pm On Sep 16, 2021
toluxa1:
na person wey go wash toilet go hear am after these ones are done.
Lol.
Seems like Angel is assigned to clean the toilets... again.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by SefunmiHookups: 10:57pm On Sep 16, 2021
Brother Emma and LiquorRose be looking cute together though..
' do you want shawarma ?
Bla ,bla,bla....
See them..
Cross would have loved this treat. Kai! If only wishes wee horses. He'd get his turn to ride one to the moon. When will it be Cross' turn, laa
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by SefunmiHookups:
Eeghe:
I cackled now
Thank you for making me laugh cheesy
This right here just gave rise to what we refer to as an ' awwn moment '
For me , it's the way you are usually open and honest with your giggles, crackle moments, heavy laughing and just you not holding back your vulnerability towards good jokes, however crass they sound or not. I can feel your emotions through your words. Lol. You do like a good joke. You almost sound girlie in those moments. I find them poppy dog-cute, though. Why even lie.
Oh, and then there's you never ending your text without showing some gratitude to the joker for his/her joke. I find that ridiculously sweet. You've done same with me, so I know what I'm saying here.
There...see...I knew there was a reason why I found you to be a likable person. It's your aura, I guess. I just thought I'd chip in this little commendation for you. Stay sweet all year round, biko.

Watch how enemies of awwn moments and all things beautiful will soon land on this comment with their bile disguised as advice for either one of us. Is it not Nairaland....but they can proove me wrong... grin
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by SefunmiHookups: 10:52pm On Sep 16, 2021
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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by SefunmiHookups: 9:58pm On Sep 16, 2021
Tranquility2345:
Guy abeg stay away from that cheap skunk. Na beg I dey beg sad
Oh...! Wait, so now I am not a wh#ore again. I'm now a " guy "
See your life. You want to use confusion and finish yourself, by yourself. grin
Cheap skunk, you say? Wait, is that what you and your smoking buddies get together and puff on ? Abi, do I look like one of your smoking pals? That you smoke doesn't mean I do. This brother ain't about that smoking life. You copy?
I'm done elucidating you and any other trolls who were looking for a free-for-all feast with the agenda you and that local soup lady opened on my head this morning. Shii failed to agend well.
Au revoir...Bonne nuit!
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by SefunmiHookups:
Tranquility2345:
Guy abeg stay away from that cheap skunk. Na beg I dey beg sad
Argue constructively, brah!
Stop resulting to jabs and whatnot.
You accused me. I set the record straight.
Cheap skunk, you say ? Do I look like one of your smoking buddies? If you smoke. This brother here doesn't.
I know I musta hit a nerve in you. Still waiting for you to deny if you aren't promiscuous as heck!
Deny with facts , oh. We can even take it to chats with females. Let's see who is the real olosho. Lol.
If you can't do that then, rest. This matter is adjourned for when next I have your time.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by SefunmiHookups:
Tranquility2345:
Hmmm. So you are a P I M P? Trying to book Angel for some ‘shows’ when she comes out abi? No be only cruise. Na Cruisetopia angry
Haaa. You wish!

In Adele's 'rumour has it' voice , "just cause I said it. It don't m-e-a-n that I meant it. People say crazy things. "
" Just cause you heard it. Don't mean that I meant it. Rumour has it! Hmmm (*2) "

Haha. I'm liking where this is headed.
Keep digging up them old texts. You've got an archive by now, I presume. You and that gbegiri lady grin
P I M P ko, " P I M P my ride," ni ?
No be only P I M P. Dr. Pimple pooper, nko?
Lmao. Salty ass dudes & biatches be getting all worked up over my account. I know what has got y'all so pained and feeling jelly. You guys haven't said what's actually bugging y'all. But, I know.
Do you know what it takes to be a love-vendor to stubborn Nigerian girls with " torn eyes " in this day and age ? I bet you don't know. I don't have that time and energy.
Who wants a love-vendor when they can sell their own wares as easy as a, b, c? We all know sex sells easily.
love-vendor that hasn't banged any coochie in over a year. Is that one a love-vendor? I raff out roud in Chinese Cantonese. I should be getting them on rotation. On call. Don't you think so?
But self-control is something most of you aren't well versed in. Some of you here are dogs and will bang anything that wears a skirt even as long as Mother Theresa's famous skirt. undecided

Just got here, anyways. Let me sieve through the thread for better contents. Lovely weather tonight.
Pleasant evening to you. Though, you's a bugger. Bugging me like I stole your shwaty .
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by SefunmiHookups:
Jadentica:
Seun

Mynd44

Dominique... Please attend to this person wishing me harm.
As usual.
Mods favorite child lol.
Runs to them. Say simple 'Amen' if you are sure , nauuu.
Abeg, bye jare. Ban won't change nada.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by SefunmiHookups:
Jadentica:
Yen yen yen olosho kobo kobo... cheesy cheesy

How much do you charge per night?

7k is too small for ya kpekus na. Why not 50k per night?

You no get levels... cheesy cheesy cheesy
Now I know this is the e-diottt, Gbegiri!
Haaa.. caught ya.
Why you using an alternate?
Ayomide, you are one helluva miscreant. Lol.
Seem to be getting reported by other users every other day.
Just the way you ran like a lil biatch to report my ass to Dominiqu.e in less than one minute of me replying your ill-driven mention.
I was banned for four days. I won't lie. It hurt me back then. I thought you didn't do mods, but I was wrong . You couldn't take what you dish out to others. You flaked.
Ever since, I've decided never to honour you with a mention or reply as far as NL is concerned. tongue
I've seen your two mentions from this morning. I gnored them like terms and conditions. You already know. I know your style of writing. This has to be you. Or someone as twisted as you. My instincts tell me it's you.
Have fun with this mention. It's the last you'll be getting.
Adios!
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by SefunmiHookups:
Jadentica:
Stories!

Olosho kobo kobo.
- this brother doesn't live in karu
- I sure as hell don live near Nyanya
- I sure as heck do not think girls get paid 7k for a round of fun. Not in this day and age in Nigeria.
I have never met anyone on Nairaland offine. Not intending to. Well, except for two women when the season finally comes. Eeghe and Safarigirl.

Let's snap some picture as proof and update our profile pictures with our usernames on a piece of clear white paper. If you are not hiding. You think I have anything to loose ? Lol.
Lemme know.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by SefunmiHookups:
unyimecc:
Cross is missing home ooo! can we help go back home..
Abasi ekan uto mkpo
Not after I wasted votes on his head.
Besides, he's a pitiable person. Have a heart, would you? He deserves to stay longer . Lol.
He hasn't yet had his dream of grilled chicken in the executive lounge come through.
He should stay longer cheesy
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by SefunmiHookups: 4:07pm On Sep 16, 2021
Lol
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by SefunmiHookups: 4:01pm On Sep 16, 2021
Eeghe:
Once done with my Greys’ Anatomy and Queen Sugar, I will watch Saints and Sinners next...whenever this would be. Noted it earlier but your post has sold it to me.
Oh, wow. You don't say...eyah... it's alright, ma'am. smiley
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by SefunmiHookups:
Eeghe:
cheesy
Good morning Seun/Seyi/Funmi
Vote small for Angel please?
Mommma...do you see how they been attacking your son all morning ? Just logging in to see em mentions. Calling me a hooker and drive-through shocked grin
Why they mad, though? Can't take a lil truth?
But they can dish their "supposed" truths about another housemate?
" Boohoo, was the sound of the cry " tongue
At least, I ain't a lesbo like their fave. Oops. I sure as hell don't do no 3hreesome ( mods, don't chage it to "party " again) . Her words. Not mine.
Nasty better put some clothes on.
Angel is still saner in secret.

Sorry, ain't sorry, suckers! grin
I already voted for cross and your Angel. Cross getting the most part of my votes, though. Ionno why. Just happened.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by SefunmiHookups:
Tranquility2345:
Why am I not surprised that you will support Angel? undecided
Haha.
They keep coming up with this lame, dead agenda.
Those who know, know I'm a hairy-ball'd homosapien of the male order. Where have you been? Under a rock or sum'n ? shocked

This account was created 88% for ' cruise '
I was just cruising through tha thread, knowing the amount of horrny, thirsty bro's there, posting their " sexcapades "
Did I do wrong ? Nahhh... It's allowed wink
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by SefunmiHookups: 11:11am On Sep 15, 2021
Sweetpink:
All you can call Angel is a spoiled brat and Ashawo but you see that girl ?

She’s a better human than most of you judging her
She’s not vile, condescending or malicious, I’ll take that any day!
I'll still maintain that Angel is better than even Maria who's hidden escapades if revealed, would be more scandalous than angel, Tega's combined.
Surprisingly, angel is not vindictive and a saddist. She is not condescending. She lives and let's live (I hope I said that the right way )

Reminds me of the series ' Saint & Sinners ' for some odd reason. Some are just good in presenting a very filtered, polished version of themselves that they want others to see and "vibe" with.
Abeg, I'm trying to concentrate. No one should come for me. Ejo
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by SefunmiHookups: 11:02am On Sep 15, 2021
Eeghe:
This titbit about your life has totally cracked me up!
cheesy
Yikes! Bite me ! tongue
Too of the morning to you, Lady Eeghe. smiley
My runaway NL mom . It's all good.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by SefunmiHookups: 11:00am On Sep 15, 2021
carammel:
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Those women will gather on your head soon, you will leave the house for them tongue
Ewww...no! We don't leave together. Like there's a good 60 feet between both our houses. How will I now leave the house for them cheesy
Wait! Unless... unless, you are implying some midnight voodo runs. shocked
Then, wahala is about to dey ooh...cuz , they'll be bodybags by dusk. tongue
Hehe...how have you been, ma'am ? Been a while. Hope you're goody-goody with the fam? Loads of love to you all *muahh*
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by SefunmiHookups: 10:54am On Sep 15, 2021
What's with this Nini's " H " and "U " factor intonations ? From her several pronunciations, you would think she is of Yoruba decent.
' I will just loose my "air" This is my look for the task, abeg.'
LiquorRose too. And then, there's Boma too.
How do they have this ' Yoruba tongue ' when they are from the southern states? Just wondering. Or is it where they grew up in?
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by SefunmiHookups: 9:49am On Sep 15, 2021
Ambber:
Cross also doesn't respect himself. I watched a convo yesterday night, he was describing what he would do to Nini's body given half a chance, not long ago he was discussing her virginity.. all his over sexualised discussions make him an easy target for being seen as a f00l. Sometimes you flare up at someone not for what they have just done but for all the things they did that you did not react. You will now over do it and appear crazy
This was a good read and very explanatory. I think you have a solid point here. He has been presenting himself in that light, being obscenely sexual in his conversations with the wrong type of person (Nini) Not like it was angel, or Maria ,ohh. Nini!
Anyway, I like how you enumerated your points. Cross would learn from this nasty encounter.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by SefunmiHookups:
WMG...
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by SefunmiHookups:
carammel:
Nini is the one that should apologise though, she went too far especially knowing he has a condition.
Thank you, darling. You're correct on this.
I can't even concentrate, and I'm supposed to be handling some work online, RN. Asin, I'm just feeling saddish for Cross. And my annoying Edo neighbours (as expected, women -3 of them) are supporting Nini and haf been laughing at Cross while he was crying and being ridiculed. angry angry
I could hear them from my living room. I now shouted out , ' Na Edo girl nau, that's how they are! That's how Nini is '
grin
Make that one pain them small.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by SefunmiHookups: 9:31am On Sep 15, 2021
Coldie:
I don dae dislike the guy
Me too! Me three.
He's growing off me. The reverse of growing on me.

No wonder I feel normal and comfortable recently even going two days without watching channel 198. I'm no longer hooked. Cuz , the whole thing now looks too fake for my liking. And my supposed favorite has been getting on my nerves.
It is well. Few weeks remaining.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by SefunmiHookups: 9:27am On Sep 15, 2021
stag:
Real nonsense talk from Whitemoney.

Because I believe he knows what he's saying is also capable of de-marketing Cross to the viewers. I like Whitemoney but this is talk to Cross this morning is bullcrap!! Utter nonsense.

Painful to hear him say all that trash.

I have never voted in the history of BBN. But I will vote for Cross today. All possible votes on all platforms.

Didn't know Nini is this uncouth
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Welcome to Big Brother Naija , Season 6
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by SefunmiHookups: 9:17am On Sep 15, 2021
Thatwasepic:
Abeg make cross no apologies anything that's normal thing free the gal she just dey form familiarity with everyone, everyone won't like u
Never! He should never apologise. He owes her none. That would only proove she was correct about him, and fuel her ego.

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