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Has anyone seen bashnigga, uzeba, phunkyposh, funkyshuga and preciousify pls

mrletsgo:
Ehen. Weldone too

Alabosi nior

Posimii:
My dear,dere is nothing to enjoy here. nna pple sabi use person die.
woooo,it is well.

Ehyah! Now I see reason why you Don't have my time, com dey make me fear to choose ogun state cos dis one wey dem dey use people anyhow like washing hand water ehn.

Yhmmm! Its well dear you lld be out of there soon just matter of time, happy weekend dearie.

Mustack:
Swory I just finish the last portion of the rice this morning.. Don't worry I still have half bag come take small

#yimu 4 u.

bashlek:
shud we do dat b4 or after registration ?...........nd can we do it in our school health center ?.......tanks

Before reg sir, inshort any moment from now to avoid rushing.
No do for your school ooh just to be on a safer side to avoid nysc wahala jut do in any state, federal, military hospital. But not private n not school hos sir.

Dream2:
bussieboi,GL bizarre reporter then,longest time,well I will advice you to go with white rubber shoe as I doubt the tennis wont be able to withstand the rigorous activities in camp.
You will be given a pair of white sneakers in camp though the quality and size can be questionable.
You can buy the fashion sneakers later for your CDS and some other stuffs when you leave camp.

D rubber one is even most needed in camp cos d raining season is here once again and trust me u won't be able to withstand all those red muds mehn, so just go for d easy to maintain one.

Dream2:
You guys should forget about the "Come with 20 passport photographs to camp" as it will just waste away,6 or 7 is okay,highest 10,same with photocopies,3 copies is okay if not much gan jare.

Lol! Tot I ve made mention of this earlier on, 20 copies keh max passport shouldn't be more than 6, all photocopies what ever shouldn't be more than 3-4, make una save money, as recession still dey bite ooo.

bussieboi:
Dream 2
If one gets posted to state they dont like
Afta the 3weeks in camp nd trying to redeploy, do u get to choose the state u wanna redeploy to

Yes sir.

Dream2:
Sure,you can make the list for batch A and the 3 months prior to the commencement of registration is a fuss, it all depend on how fast your school is,I mean the senate,the names uploading et all.
Enjoy your day.
Segunk1,kudos bro,I see you are really trying for this thread,kudos,endeavor to mention me if you have any question that need to be answer.

Baba I tualey oo, abi wetin we go do bros na me and my people turn the stream to ocean ooo.
Thanks brother we would surely call on you.

Hope you dey rock zamfara, abeg epp me keep 3 of your specs oo (dos fulani gehs) just in case nysc catapult me com join you

CaesarX:
About that, will "Lagos" be available for Unilag student or anyone that schooled in Lagos to pick? When choosing the 4 preferred state for deployment?

Lagos will definitely be available sir.

This is to inform all prospective corps members, i.e. Nigerians who have graduated from Universities and Mono/Polytechnics both at home and abroad that the NYSC On-line registration portal will be opened from Monday 17th april to Thursday 4th May, 2017 to enable them register for the 2017 Batch ‘A’ mobilization.

In order to ensure a seamless registration, prospective corps members are to note the following for strict compliance:

The Website address is any of the following:
www.nysc.gov.ng
www.nysc.org.ng
www.portal.nysc.org.ng
Prospective Corps members should ensure that they have functional e-mail addresses that they can access and Nigerian (GSM) telephone numbers with which to register.
Locally trained prospective Corps members are expected to use correct Matriculation numbers to register
For locally-trained graduates, only those whose names appear in the Senate/Academic Board Approved Result lists submitted by their Institutions will have access to the register on the NYSC portal.
Foreign-trained prospective corps members should ensure that their Institutions are accredited. Where in doubt, it is their responsibility to approach Federal Ministry of Education for verification. The letter of verification must be uploaded during registration.
Those who graduated from Institutions outside Nigeria, (Foreign-trained graduates), are to visit the NYSC portal, register and upload the following documents:
West African School Certificate(WASC) (with not less than 5 Credits at 2 sittings) or its equivalent; or General Certificate of Education (GCE O’ Level) (with not less than 5 Credits at 2 sittings) or its equivalent; or NECO (with not less than 5 Credits at 2 sittings) or its equivalent; or High School Diploma or its equivalent.
First Degree or Higher National Diploma (HND) Certificate (Second Degree or Ph.D not necessary).
Transcript of the first Degree or HND.
International travelling Passport showing data page and date of departure for the course of study.
It is the responsibility of the prospective corps members who studied in non-English speaking countries to get their Certificates and Transcripts translated into English language before uploading.
All graduates of Medicine, Veterinary Medicine, Physiotheraphy, Radiology, Optometry, Medical Laboratory Science and Pharmacy are expected to have their Certificates of Registration with their professional bodies. Payment receipts are not acceptable.
Unlike in the past, Foreign-trained graduates should NOT visit NYSC Headquarters, Abuja for verification of their documents. This exercise will now be done at the Orientation Camps. They should simply print their call-up letters on-line and report at the Orientation camps in their States of deployment, but should come to the camp with the original documents they uploaded for verification.
Anybody who presents any fake document will be demobilized and decamped.
Prospective corps members should ensure that Passport photographs used meet the following specifications:
Ensure your face (eyes, nose, ears, mouth and jaw) is fully shown without bending
Ensure the picture fills the frame and centralized
Ensure the Photo background is white or off-white with no shadow.
On no account should prospective corps members register by PROXY. They should also remember the fingers used for their biometric capturing as these will be used for verification at the orientation camps. Those who cannot be verified with their biometric at the orientation camp will not be registered.
Only prospective corps members who want their call-up numbers sent to them through SMS and wish to PRINT their call-up letters on-line are expected to pay the sum of Three Thousand Naira (N3,000.00) (see NYSC Portal on how to make payment).
Prospective Corps members who do not want to pay the N3,000.00 have the option of going to their schools to collect their call-up numbers and call-up letters.
All prospective corps members who paid for the online registration before but were not mobilized need not pay again.
Married female prospective corps members (whether locally or foreign-trained) should upload copies of their marriage Certificates, evidence of Change of name and their husbands’ place of domicile during registration.
The orientation camp is highly not ideal for pregnant and nursing mothers. Prospective corps members in this categoriy are therefore to note that they will not be accommodated.
Prospective corps members who graduated from Institutions located in the following Geo-Political Zones with challenges related to mobilization should contact the following Telephone Numbers between 17th April to 4th May, 2017:
North Central - 08092142614
North East - 08102790538
North West - 08092142661
South East - 09038034460
South West - 07019190810
South South - 08092142616
All Part-time graduates are expected to register online and wait for collection of their Letter of Exclusion at their various Institutions. For those willing to print the Letter of Exclusion online, this can be done on payment of Three Thousand Naira (N3, 000.00) only.

PLEASE NOTE THAT ONCE THE PORTAL IS CLOSED ON THURSDAY, 4TH May 2017, THERE WILL BE NO FURTHER REGISTRATION.

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DorcasShalom:
Please is medical report compulsory

Very very Ma, started with the last batch.

zinnychy:
lol...don't mynd mind mi ..vex not

Lemme alone joor, ayaf vex inshort the vexing continues only if you promise not to do that again.

Oya coman sit here lemme play Sam smith_stay with me for you so u won't runaway again...

But u aint staying for me alone ooo u staying for all of us

Chriswazo:
, abulor no be chopper I d negotiate for, na "Nigeria Air force 01" i go lease for una. no worry!

Na u now, shebi u get long leg, anyways any one you order for Ayam yhere waiting sir, even coming with my mixer and other instruments sir ***efejoku***

sparkle4u:
Please when is the right time to do the required medical check up?
Segunk1, mrletsgo, matildahenshaw, ifefolayimi, nathweezy, preciousify, holuwakore, chumaster, posimii, zinnychy, and all

ASAP Ma.
Remember from Government hospitals only ooo, e.g General hospitals, Military hospitals, FMC's, and State hospitals e.t.c.

Don't do in private ooh just to avoid nysc trouble and also wasting of money.

Dasall

mrletsgo:
Wow wow wow. Congratulations. As iyawo mi told u, expect us at the occasion. Sorry reception. :-P

Hmmm uhmm, only coughing ni ooo mrletsgo n sparkle4u una wehdone ooooh.

habbyy03:

is it ur body??

Shebi I yaf tok it before, I knew u were going to ask that quenchion..... But kontunu is in your body.

Mustack:
Lmao I wish I can invite you but we've done it last year..

So u af given my own portion of rice to someone else kohh Now u re posting me last year pishure.... Issokay qontunu.

zinnychy:
doing myn next week..

Hmmmm babe nawa for you oooh, so na now you com dey show face bah upon all our mentions..... Issoryt kontunu.

Deepur:
To all prospective corps lets chat on whatsapp in preparation for our mobilisation https:///ePfZ8uwCV0

Abeg carry that thing comot for hiah bikonu.

bussieboi:
Example of the form

Nice one bro, thanks.

bussieboi:
Twud be like shock when we go show

God bless u make food no dey

Lol! U better load ewa-agoyin n agege bread before you leave house to be on a safer side, mandibeauty fit no get your time that day oooh, just saying tho

Mustack:
you can invite us just like that na... i know you get am well well so give us free ride and we shall turn up

Lol! See your opolo eyes, no be only free ride....

mandibeauty:
Chriswazo, knacker, segunk1, Angelswt, phunkyposh, genea, christly99, cutestcuty84, Mustack, khadijamasud, Philgbeee, Tobijoshua, mrletsgo, iamwizzle, marianawo, uzeba, mrletsgo, spackle4u, bashnigga, mexyz, bussieboi, habby03, lindabell, aliyu333, genea, christly99, cutestcuty84, Gentlelord, kenesth93, Funkeshuga Posimii, FunnyDude, pope10 and others are invited to the convocation ceremony on Friday 24th of March at convocation Arena, Uniport. Reception follows at no 25 iriata Street, rumuolumeni, port Harcourt, Rivers State. Cheers!!!

Wawu! Congrats sweerie, may the lord uphold the day and no recess obstabstacle shall come your way on that day in jesus name.

Carry on jare abulor chriswazo (the love of your life) and I are both coming but meanwhile you need to send a chopper down to come pick us from our various location.

..... Make I go iron my danshiki and my bishop's hat (abeti-aja) in yoruba.

Posimii:
How u dear?

Yhmmm! am not fine jare bae, cos u left me for too long without looking back, see how lean I am now ehn.

Anyways hope you are enjoying the rock city and ur PPA

IamNancyDrew:
Does anybody know why there is no date on the last item in the nysc timetable ?

That's why it is tentative, they ll still change it or make amendment ma abi na sir.

mazizitonene:
so d time table is finally out....

Lmao! Guy u be clown walahi

christly99:
Habbyy03 why are u doing dis naw. now people like Chris wud b thinking we only meet in the other room

Ajos taya for this your habbyy03, all he knows is oza room, inshort everything for him body don beging smell oza room sef.
Hmmm! Lemme coman be going before he come ask me say "is it your oza room" cos d guy sabi disresket small

Ramanto:
Thanks for the info bro. When is the reg starting please? my small phone can't view

Online registration starts on 17th of April-4th of May this same year sir

Tentative timetable out now, could still be changed though but thank God we re starting something..... Thread revived. Abeg make una drink zobo and gala in my name ojere

Angelswt:
that's probably because you were looking at the wrong direction

Oh okay, now I can see you

Angelswt:
lol... it won't come to that... right Knacker?

Issoryt.