waaariiiidiiiiis! SMH

na turn by turn

hardeywhale2:
I'm grateful for the response......I heard the price varies with the years....how true is dis pls

. I collected myn in 2016. U can go with at least 5k.

very soon dem go deport dose weh even dey benin republic..

The truth be told... I see nothing bad...she should dress the way she likes...is it my body ni

Nigeria and its wicked people...

hardeywhale2:
Pls help! How can I get my Original GCE result in Lagos and the requirements

go to WAEC office at yaba or ogba...u'll get guildlines there.. I think u will pay abt 4k and check d schedule for recieving results your exam year.

Thats some f*cked up shii...if she get pregnant.doh! %-)

i think he deserves it...a redundant fellow.

wishing him all the best in his career.

RIP to d dead...May Almighty God judge the criminal accordingly. Op deserves an accollade...

. . .

Chai! Another Y2K kiddy yo.

Nedfed:
Diaris
Inside brothel, stupiid question.
Those days even worst than this moment just that technologies make our period look sum kind. Na so E be when ur dad find ur mum and marry her.

more reasons why i hate dumd people... U dont beat your head because u have headache.

izzou:


Just as you claim to be a decent guy, there are decent ladies too

Hope you're aware that it's love that keeps a marriage or relationship going, not decency ?

Yes... Truly love is above all other things. Thanks for your wise approach to the context.

Ahmiee:
you cant expect what u dont have. are u decent?? some guys are just naturally stupid. they want a decent girl buh cant treat her the way she deserve

you must be mistaken probably due to ur experience.
Btw, am decent and dont want a girl that isnt decent.

Silentscreamer:
Y dont u ask d women in ur family why dey are not decent...

ur comment shows the kind of person u are... I'm not like you.

izzou:
Only a decent guy deserves to ask for a decent girl.

agreed, but that doesnt answer the question.
so how can a decent guy find a decent girl.

Most of the ladies nowadays are just not decent, hardly can you find a 50% wife material. I just wonder at times, where are the so called future wives cos most of these ones are not worthy.
Even if you find a church girl or a respected muslim lady. Their attitudes and ignorance is just out of It.

Are there still decent ladies out there?

Cutehector:
Lol no bro.. You didn't do the right thing. Call her and apologize to her and tell her how sorry you are..

SMH , everybody can't be like you... Wrong advice

1. My friend wrote an application letter, instead of writing dear MADAM , he mistakenly wrote dear
MADMAN Hope he’s still getting the job.

2. When a guy doesn’t
love you anymore you will hear things like … baby why did you step on my shadow ? Do you want to injure my spirit ? It’s over please!


3. It’s only in NIGERIA
people will knock on your
door and still uses their mouth to do “ko-ko-ko” Nigerians…. But Y?



4. My friend when your crush finally texts you and say “Hi how are you?” Do not waste time just reply “I’m single and you?” I repeat do not waste time.


5. When you treat your woman nicely, God will
bless you with another one . Am I making any sense?


6. Dear smokers,
The kidney you are damaging with cigarette, why not sell it and buy G-wagon


7. Abeg I hate people replying me with “hmmmm” during chats or bringing it into our chats… It makes me remember the money
I lost in MMM.


8. Ladies imagine walking into heaven & the kids
you aborted shouts. “Angel Gabriel..!! na she be that..! See her see her!!! Na she b dat!!!!



9. Because a girl replied u
with “thanks love ” You now rush to inbox her. Now she snubbed u.
U see as u disgrace urself•



10. Women behave mature and intelligent during d period of pregnancy Because at d same time her body have 2 brains, the child’s &
her own.

ok

LonelyHeart627:
Goodmorning to you all.
Let me go straight to the point, I am a single lady of 25 years old. I am simple, jovial hardworking and very optimistic about life. I have won some awards due to my hardwork and tenacity.

I have not been very lucky with my previous relationships. I am a graduate working in southwest Nigeria with good home training.
I want a man that believes in living the future now, someone that is ready for marriage this year and wish to settle down oversea as husband and wife. A christian, hardworking, honest, simple and disciplined man.
My email is lonelyh627@gmail.com

quack format...u no wan work at all.

Chepos1:

Very dry

SMH... WHO ASK YOU?

(1) When you were born your father named you Isreal, your mother called you ayomide, and now your username is naughtyboi92... Now who is stupid?

(2) wickedness is when you ask a girl for her number, but she gives you a wrong number, on getting home you call and a native doctor picks up the call, then you
mistakenly say hello my love..... Spiritual slap is involved.


(3) Nothing pains in this life than when you want to throw away a gala
sachet, and you mistakenly throway your 1000 naira note along Lagos-ibadan expressway


(4) RIP is when your mother is frying garri and you see a goat eating the
cassava, then you pick a stone and throw, but it
mistakingly hit your mother on the head


(5) When Angel Gabriel will finally blow the trumpet, all our politicians will go to hell fire, because they will be busy looting and they
won't hear the trumpet


(6) when you are sitting alone and you hear
somebody call your name, but you look round and find no one, don't panic your village people just bought a new
microphone


(7) my grandmother came to me and said
that her phone ringing tone is finished, I asked her to give me some
money let me go and download another one for her...... All the money she collected from my
grandfather when she was young, I'll collect
them back


( I nearly died when I watched Nollywood
movie and saw Tonto Dike and Oge Okoye used as angels of God


(9) When I was in primary school, I had two friends Solomon and Wisdom,
but they repeated primary 3, three times each.


(10) Success is not until you have seven cars,
two helicopters and a mansion, success is also when you are the first to comment on a nairaland topic on the first page and you have 2500 likes and 1500 shares to your comment.


(11) Even Rats sef want to be among the richest animals, a rat entered my
room, instead of going to where I kept my crayfish
and dry fish, its was heading toward my 500naira note.... Na kill I kill am.

Being tired, Having mood swings or a boring day?
Laugh it off!

*************


Always share and read jokes here...
laughing daily is the best medicine for long life.
Who knows u might be saving a life....as well change someone's mood.

ok.

"Endless Love" Diana Ross & Lionel Richie

"Endless Love" Diana Ross & Lionel Richie