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La click link la cripple la blind la deaf...

E be like say na street fighter or tekken3

dem dey play, na him d father do him pikin

Fatality... Rip Child

Nigerians leading the way since 905AD.


Proudly Niggerian!!!

No worry ehh Meek Mill, remember
the saying that he who laughs last laughs best.

Yesterday I went to the headquaters of the civil service commission with my paddy.
After much hustling for the form, it paid off.

I got two of the forms and my paddy got two of the forms too.


Baba God noni.

Nice one Op, I totally agree on this.

Very nice article op, I totall agree on this.

To my fellow male NL's go get a p**sy...

La click link la cripple la blind la deaf...

How many of you can still

remember "Hello Moto"

[MUST READ] The Last Wishes of Alexander The Great, The Legendary King of Macedon.

On his death bed, Alexander summoned his army generals and told them his three ultimate wishes:

#1. The best doctors should carry his coffin...

#2. The wealth he has accumulated (money, gold, precious stones) should be scattered along the procession to the cemetery...

#3. His hands should be let loose, so that they hang outside the coffin for all to see!!

One of his generals who was shocked by these unusual requests asked Alexander to explain his reasons.

Here is what Alexander the Great had to say:

#1. "I want the best doctors to carry my coffin to demonstrate that in the face of death, even the best doctors in the world have no power to heal .."

#2. "I want the road to be covered with my treasure so that everybody sees that material wealth acquired on earth, will stay on earth..."

#3. I want my hands to swing in the wind, so that people understand that we come to this world empty handed and we leave this world empty handed after the most precious treasure of all is exhausted, and that is: TIME.

We do not take to our grave any material wealth. TIME is our most precious treasure because it is LIMITED. We can produce more wealth, but we cannot produce more TIME.

When we give someone our time, we actually give a portion of our life that we will never take back.

Don't forget to share this story with your family and friends.

Cc: ishilove, firefly, lalasticlala

Naija guys be like, oh she's still single...
Abeg does anyone have her contact?

Finally beans don done...

Wow this is so bad...

I strongly stand and support war against
domestic violence against women.

Sure there is more to it than the #200 debt.

Abi since when has a human head become an
exchange rate for #200.

OP go smell all the Naija babes
vagina... By the time you finish,

You go don find the answer to your question.

OP you still dey learn work!

You need serious flogging... Mtchewww!!!

Lemme book a space,

I dey come...

OP Kpele...

I buy my data from a third party reseller,

I buy 1G for 1k and am being allocated the full package of what I paid for and it last very well for me on my android phone.

Laying down beautiful structures/edifice in our beloved country
is not the problem,
The problem lies on the maintenance of these structures. A vivid example is the national stadium in the capital city, after
spending so much on the project to maintain it became a problem.

Corruption has made these projects run into tens and hundreds of billions of dollars, whereas same projects built in other countries are much lesser. An example is a city that was built in the UAE dessert and cost just $1.2 billion.

Naija e go better...

Me I don port ooo...