glimpse33:
because you did not win the award abi if he had won, he would have tweeted sh!t like 'Another Starboy achievement, yagaaa' mtchewwww this kid needs to develop an aldult brain tho..

shout out to stonebwouy from Ghana for bagging the award

lols.. sound like a kid yourself.. get your facts right.. wizkid won, but since he didn't attend the pre-show, they gave it to another.. who be stoneboy? lolxxx.

#justsaying

pryme:
and since he left some ppl have been returning looted funds,
and since he left international communities have been giving PMB advise on how to get stolen funds stashed abroad.

since he left corruption is has gone under cover

you think so?

vecman22:
Pls also tell him, since he left his transformation TRAIN has started misbehaving..

Tell him since he left our light has improve seriously..

Tell him since he left our nnpc will start refining oil next month...

Tell him since he left his jack Daniel (ogogoro) has been banned

Do you need more

lolz.. abeg add more.

GOODLUCK JONATHAN GEJ SINCE YOU LEFT I
have this to tell you.
(1) Boko haram is killing
people every day since 29th may 2015, Even
Saharia Reporters can't help breaking this News
of their achievement "Dual Suicide Bomb Attacks
In Maiduguri, At Least 30 Killed".
(2) Buhari is
now inviting near by countries to come and help
in the fight against boko haram the same moves
that Liar Muhammad, APC and Buhari Criticized
you for doing, hmm mommy.
(3) Our new
president has not announce his cabinet after
weeks of coming into office, which shows he
was not ready.
(4) He promise to publicly
declare his asset till now we have not seen any
of such declaration. The man is busy
traveling from post to post, wondering when he
will sit down and start working.
(5) One of the
former governor that your government was trying
to probe has been set free (corruption fighting
indeed).
(6) Our football team has been loosing
out in almost all the tournament, this is the more
reason we miss your goodluck.
(7) We have
witness a whole number of tankers explosion I
don't know if APC is bad omen, or God is
repaying those tanker drivers who succumbed to
APC and went on the heart breaking strike Few
days to your handing over.
(  They have not
started paying 5000 yet as they promise to pay
graduates, Dollars have not equals 1 naira yet,
they have not stabilise the world oil price yet, my
younger one have not started eating lunch yet,
the economy has not change yet but am still
watching them.
(9) My hero sir, as am talking to
you now last week we were mocked at as our
president created a new country in Europe and
call it ''west Germany'' and called the president
of the country Michelle. The same thing they use
to make jest of our first lady.
(10)Less I forget,
we were promised there won't be office of the
first lady but we are seeing a different thing
now.
(11) last week APC failed the acid test and
were exposed for the whole world to see that
they can never pass through what PDP pass
through and still exist, they have been
exchanging blows since Saraki and Dagora
emerged as leaders of the Parliament against
their illegal anointed candidate.
(12) My hero
since you left Buhari finally accepted that old
age will limit his performance. There is still more,
but let me save that for another day. President
Jonathan we miss your Good

lolz
#copied#

TYPES OF SLAP
There are 6 major types of slaps, they are:
1)TAKE AWAY SLAP: This is a situation where
someone gives you a dirty slap and all you do is
hold your face and walk away, this kind is
normally received by newly born again Christians.
2)RESOUNDING SLAP: This is when after you're
hit, u keep hearing some funny sound in your
brain like wiiiiiiiiiii, and voices on your head
singing skelewu.
3) FORMATTING SLAP: This is the type that
makes someone forget instantly what he or she
was doing, you find yourself asking questions like
" what did I do?" " who slap me? This type is very
common, it is a slap from guys who re stronger
than you.
4) EXPLANATION SLAP: When someone gives you
this kind, you find yourself explaining the
situation to the nearest person out of your own
accord. E.g.. Bros, sheebi you been dey watch? I
been no do anything o, I just dey pass na. This is
a slap from soldiers that have missed promotion
for a long time.
5) FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP: When you receive this
kind, all you do is just stand right where you are
and watch the person walk away. This slap is
from elder brothers.
6)RHETORICAL SLAP: The moment you download
this slap u start asking questions that don't need
reply " Mark, you slap me?.."
There is no doubt that in our lives' experience we
have received one or more of these slaps, lol!�
Which one have u ever received? Talk true o.

#copied

ideee03: Tuskers republic...Pls do they still sell IKPA FRIES?

And is Happiness,mama Uduak,nma Unege(hall 6),Imoh still dere?

hahhahah. yes o dem dey dia n new plaz don join dem sef

i gree una o.......... hwfa na