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I love jollof rice

I call this chip of an old block.

So sad her life ended that way.
Ladies, we run this world, let us not settle for stale bread.

I love wat I see, he's like a cleaned up version of Brad Pitt.

basket mouth was like, sir pls sir can we take a selfie?

nothing way pesin no go see for this world.

lolzzzz, at the end he will be left with single organs like; one eye, nose, ear, hand, leg, etc.

nnamdiokere45:
so mke we fly or wat?

Tell me, I won't tell anybody, why are u jealous?

nnamdiokere45:
so mke we fly or wat?

Tell me<br> I won't tell anybody</br>, why are u <blink>jealous?<blink>

uwa244:
Nai be illuminati things now.

exactly wat's on my mind

I hv neva bn wit any man, am a virgin from head to toe.

It serves guys right, the wana marry a virgin but yet the want to sleep with any Jack, Jill n Janet they see in skirt. Truth is, u cnt eat ur cake n have it.

nop, wat is the message?

[quote author=Owliver post=47882112]did you get my message? [no, wat's the message?]

no, wat's the message?

He went to Access bank to get access to his money, the robbers came and accessed the money from his car.

interesting.

I need help on how to download nairaland app. pls

she is pretty and we know it, Darego twirl on ur haters albino alligators.

so lovely!!

yea, that is my state, j-town representing Nigeria since 1914...!

No 6 really got me, we think the government is God.

I accept the challenge.

I vote REFINER
cc NLJega.

I vote Refiner! cc.NLJega

I vote refiner. cc.NL jega

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which is your favorite Robert Mugabe quip?
Jokes apart!
1. virginity is the best wedding gift any man will get from his newly wedded wife but lately, there's nothing as such any longer because it will have already been given out as a birthday gift, token of appreciation, job assurance, church collection, examination marking scheme and for transport fares!
2.Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow!
3.We are leaving in a generation where people "in love" are free to touch each others' private parts but cannot touch each other's phone because they are private!
4.Sometimes you look back at girls you spend money on rather than send money to your Mom and you realise witchcraft is real.
5."If you are a married man and you find yourself attracted to school girls, just buy your wife a school uniform"!
6.If President Barack Obama wants me to allow marriage for same sex couples in my country (Zimbabwe), he must come here so that I marry him first!
7.South Africans will kick down a statue of a dead white man but won't even attempt to slap a live one. Yet they can stone to dead a black man simply because he is a foreigner!
8.What is the problem? we now have aeroplanes which can take them( white men) back quicker than the ships use by their ancestors!
9.Mr Bush, Mr Blair and now Mr Brown's sense of human rights precludes our people's which is their view must be controlled by their kith and kin. I am termed dictator because I have rejected this supremacist view and frustrated the neocolonialists!
10.Cigarette is a pinch of tobacco coiled in a piece of paper with fire on one end and a fool on the other end .
Oya which one is your favourite?

the guy is funny

the guy doesn't even know wat that means