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5.The Catastrophic Way
As if farting in front of your lover wasn't bad enough....there's always the option to fart on your lover.


There's a high penalty to pay for farting not just in front of — but also on top of — the one person you should never, never fart on. And if it's the thing that ruins your relationship, then well, we can't say you didn't earn it!

4. The Asshole way
And if the lazy way is still too much of a hassle, there's always the asshole way. And to clarify, asshole is being used in the sense of the word meaning "jerk," and not anything else.

3. The Lazy Way
Of course, sometimes even the convenient way is too much of a hassle. You're already comfortable in bed, for crying out loud! Fortunately, there's also the lazy way to fart in bed.

2.The Convenient Way
But what if the right way is too much of a hassle? Fortunately, there's the convenient way done in just two steps.

1. The Right Way
Seriously, there is a right way and a wrong way to farting. In just five simple steps, you too can make sure your lover is blissfully unaware that you ever, ever feel the need to break wind.

Relationships are hard. And perhaps the hardest part is proper farting etiquette. How do you navigate having to fart around the one person you never want to fart around Don't worry, because this cartoon depicts the right and wrong ways of passing gas around your SO.

Andrella51:
i think mine is the worst kind, am an introvert back in university I had 5 female friends only, I rarely go out, and when my friends invite me out, I always look for excuses not to go,
....I write a lot, am a good story teller
....I love my space
....I hate unnecessary attention other girls think am proud
...I hate crowded places and being around people am not comfortable with.
... a lot of thoughts go through my mind positive ones and negative ones and I can be alone at home all day long.

I don't mind, this is just me but...........

I suffer from depression, mine is really bad sometimes I think about my own death. I am currently trying to manage this depression especially the mood swings... is there anyone who has similar feelings ?

how do you cope

Depression? Death? You just spoke my mind. Couple of things that help me deal with that...music and movies...especially comedy series really put me in a good mood.

Explorers' pikin. I salute

There have been many Nigerian comedy acts that keep dishing out their contents daily on youtube and Instagram but somehow a Medical School drop-out and his 5 year old niece were able to stand out. Have you ever asked yourself why?

While i personally have never found the persona of the much hyped toddler comedienne the least bit hillarious, i have been curious as to how the team became popular and it got me thinking.

In my opinion the factors that helped them gain recognition were not much different from what make marketing campaigns successful. These are just small details that many overlook but they may just be the precursor to their success.

1. They made high quality videos with professional type cameras right from Day 1.


2. They numbered their episodes accordingly
I dont know about you but i find it frustrating when i waste data to download the same thing twice just because they were not correctly labelled.

3. Consistency. Ergo they kept at it even when it was not paying at first.

4. Management and Publicity. They provided their contact details and social media info at the end of every video.

Lastly, I believe the fact that people are naturally sympathetic and tend to applaud childrens' amateur attempts at activities played a major role in garnering fans for them.

While some of their jokes are original, i must applaud them for their uncanny ability to refurbish old foreign jokes found on the internet into the Nigerian taste.

People do far worse for way less