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Cutehector:
Madam no b so dem dey take get husband oooooo


I knw of a lady dat has caught a lot of flowers.


No husband yet

This hector na 2nd hand werey, ah swear...

maybe Bubu could get confused buh as 4 me.. Not at all..

mine... Dodo launcher

first time am seeing AY in parachute, i never knew he ties wrapper..

APC EXAMINATION QUESTIONS

First End of Session Exam.
Government 101 Time: 3 Hours

ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS

If GEJ is a constant, while APC is a variable, and if 1year have been used for blaming, with the aid of a diagram:
1. Discuss the probability of APC blaming GEJ for the next 3years for:
i. Dollar increase.
ii. Fuel Price increase
iii. Power Failure
iv. Unemployment
v. Fulani Herdsmen Killings

2. If APC = All Promises Cancelled, where PMB is a constant, discuss the speed at which:
i. N5k promise is cancelled
ii. Feeding of school pupil is cancelled
iii. NYSC allowance is reduced
iv. Fuel pump prices are increased

3. Define the term, ''Budget padding''.

4. Mention 3 types of APC propaganda you know, and how they can be used in 21st century politics.

5. Mention 5 IDP you know that feeds with N14000 everyday.

6. Mention the next 3 countries PMB will travel and the disgrace he would receive.

7. If PMB is silent when herdsmen kills people and buys jet fighter when Biafra is mentioned, what is the probability that PMB is not a terrorist?

8. Write short notes on these mad phrases;
i. masquerade dressing,
ii. importation of grass
iii. fantastically corrupt

9. If x is chanji and y is lies./propaganda, solve the equation, 2x + 5y = ?
10. If you used to be corrupt, but now fantastically corrupt. Explain the effect of gravitational force on you.
Good luck! Ur time starts now

GogetterMD:
He has external hemorrhoids.
Any associated bleeding from it?
Usually caused by depression of the anal cushions and dilatation of the surrounding veins, resulting from poor dietary habits mostly (leading to constipation or profuse diarrhea)
He needs a high Fibre diet, lots of veggies and fruits. Plenty of water to adequately lubricate the stool, and he should spend the least possible time in the toilet because the more time spent emptying the bowel, the more the hemorrhoids come out.


That should help. I hate doing this, (prescription of herbal alternatives ), but you can do washed scent leaves for him. Let him chew and add the mashed leaves to the hemorrhoids.


Hope that helps


PS: see your doctor, for comprehensive counseling and management, this is just a summary)

No sir, he doesn't bleed internally.. And sir.. Is there any specific fruit that heals faster and what vegetable precisely? Thanks once again sir

GogetterMD:
He has external hemorrhoids.
Any associated bleeding from it?
Usually caused by depression of the anal cushions and dilatation of the surrounding veins, resulting from poor dietary habits mostly (leading to constipation or profuse diarrhea)
He needs a high Fibre diet, lots of veggies and fruits. Plenty of water to adequately lubricate the stool, and he should spend the least possible time in the toilet because the more time spent emptying the bowel, the more the hemorrhoids come out.


That should help. I hate doing this, (prescription of herbal alternatives ), but you can do washed scent leaves for him. Let him chew and add the mashed leaves to the hemorrhoids.


Hope that helps


PS: see your doctor, for comprehensive counseling and management, this is just a summary)

Thanks for your contributions sir...
Sir, does it requires him seeing the doctor after takin all of that?
Just wanna be sure sir..

Good morning sir/ma
Whoever comes across this first, my immediate brother has been constipated for a couple of days now, my blv at first was that it is likely to b an acute pile, just yesterday he told me he is having a lump by the side of his anus, i asked him to describe it for me and he showed it to me.

I searched on net for it and i found out the lump is similar to an external hemorrhoids, pls can anyone please prescribe a tips on what to use and what health risk is attached to a patient? And what best prescription is to be taken and the precautions to abide by.
Pls, may God bless u as u drop ur view...
Below is d sample of what i saw...

Gpopsicle:
op,I don't think u need a 'like' to show how convinced and interested we re.

I think u shud drop ur email address so dt interested ones like me kan get more credible information, tnks.

I will drop it soon, just a few likes and we are good to go, am dropping my whatsapp contact not my email....

TDonald:
What do you need likes for

Nobody, just wanna be sure someone is up for it... D like will convince me to drop my contact

Closed

this could only be found in Nigeria Universities... I hope very soon they won't infiltrate social media bill on u guys...

ErnieSmallzz:
Ha! *covers Face* what d hel is dat btwin hiz





...

I thought u r gonna act like u never saw that...

Anyways, lemme help u out,
It is called, snake in the eagle shadow or beta still, call it gbongilagila.. That's the yoruba version...

CosmicJames:
Hold it! I'm not a dream crasher. But going by this post, you are on a long thing. Let me explain. Even if you get the 100s, there is no guarantee that all of them will be serious like you will do meaning that you will still not get the desired result. You are still a newbie like you rightly said. I will advice you to go for something that will not depend on others efforts for you to succeed because you can't depend on others to make it. You must depend on yourself if you want to succeed.

Lol, bro... U can easily skip this thread, u are not invited bro... And stop discouraging those who wanna learn

And if u think i wanna depend on them as a referral, bro... U may add me up and see... Av created a group and it won't take me more than 2seconds to delete the group... I only wana help... I wish to, but if i get discouraged bro... I'd back off... And yes, with their android phones.. Dey can hit it

samogo1:
Its MLM.. networking. prove me wrong OP

Sorry bro.. U are big time wrong

CosmicJames:
Ok, is a real and legitimate online stuff. But I you should lower the projected amount from 25k to 15k. Also, PPP is not a hard task but you have to do a lot of it to get a reasonable amount of $$ each month.
Note that I'm not trying to discourage you or anyone here. My intention is to keep it real so your followers wouldn't be disapointed. I'm fully behind you.

Although it requires more participants, without that, we can't achieve a better result, dats why i made demands for 100s

CosmicJames:
Ok, is a real and legitimate online stuff. But I you should lower the projected amount from 25k to 15k. Also, PPP is not a hard task but you have to do a lot of it to get a reasonable amount of $$ each month.
Note that I'm not trying to discourage you or anyone here. My intention is to keep it real so your followers wouldn't be disapointed. I'm fully behind you.

Well maybe what u know, going by what i learnt and saw, there is more to it and one can earn more than that, 15k is jus off d hook

CosmicJames:
PPP? Do you intend to teach Pay Per Post (PPP) or something else?

Pay per post.. Yes

CosmicJames:
PPP? Do you intend to teach Pay Per Post (PPP) or something else?

Yeah, pay per post..

THREAD CLOSED!!

SerialDigits:
Have u ever imagined u could make some cash using your android phone, it is very easy and real. Please, note this... i am not demanding for anything from u guys, although i am not a rich person but i don't need your money and i am not here to advertise any products, am still a newbie and this happen to be my first most useful thread i have created.

What u would be doing is called PPP, its a way of learning how to make money online without any much stress, although it's involves a little setup but trust me.. U would be earning at least 25k monthly.
I need 100 likes, after which i will drop my contact, pls, don't call, jus pm me on whatsap then i shall create a bc, not a group for easier and effective communication, afterwards, u would be allowed to call me...

It won't cost u a penny, remember.. All u need is just a working android phone and data.

Please, u have to heed strictly to instructions, refusal to do so will not b entertained.

100 likes for this thread and i shall drop my contact..

Pls, for the serious ones only....

Am not begging or forcing anybody..

My intention is to help few people through empowerment. And at all at all na e bad

The first 100 people to drop comments

I only want to help a few people,
We don't have to be too much b4 i can put u guys through

boygeorge:
I'm interested and hope it would be worth the while

For the lazy ones, its definitely will not worth it.

Sugarhugs:
You know very well 100 likes on here is nt possible, I'm Interested in the business thou

Then, i will help the few i could within the next few hours..

It is a limited offer..

THREAD CLOSED!!!

Morning y'all,
As i was browsing my fb this morning, i came about this image which has got me thinking about life in view..
Is it true that what u see can be deceiving?

What's your take on this?

When you see double 't' in someone's sobriquet, then u gotta knw d person can either b a slowpoke or something much similar...

Hadez:
I really want to join the competition but no time and I am not popular

I was even thinking I will see extremely beautiful girls in the competition. I thought it is suppose to be a beauty pagent competition, but 90% of them are ugly.

I don't care if you start bashing as usual some people are only good in that aspect I only aired my opinion. Hopefully by next year when the price increases I will join

Lay of the filtering, keep a bald head, let's see if ur claim is right and obvious...

That ur head wey b like queen termite

[quote author=ebubey post=45043514][/quote]Linda Ikeji is ur age mate, build a house and see if he will look wealthy or not...

The return of Mother confessor...