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Well, dis matter don rest in peace b4, but now that u have resurected it, i will comment and my final decision is if u helep me find one, i no run, bebe nlo omojomolo, lol

Fox river:
seun,seun,seun which one b sugar n salt mommy again una no go kill person.I want advise u,how old u dey if u no want do suntin wit ur self remember d son whom u are! Wetin oldman sitdom c, small pikin stand e no go c harm o.I don tell u finish

, that guy is turnin into sumtin else, imagine he wasn't in the team that played Lesotho the other day, he's nowhere to be found according to the coach, guess na cos him no play for 9ja thats why d ref give am d red card, lol, but anywayz always at ur back man (Mikel).

, kia kitaun, u no dey forget sumtin oohhh, the guy na big boy now so him no need cry, rooney case na another thing entirely if that one dey ready to cry, i fit find bucket for am to cry in,

nna men, that red card really pain mikel ooo, d guy one cry, loool, i pity am

u guys are funny, i guess what mikel needs to do, is it head butt the referee, or what do u guys tink, lol

fun u say, howz it goin be fun withou the men?

Memunah:
y not?whats the big deal in a woman ruling the world,for its will be fun all through

bet if its the likes of Terry, Lampard and the rest, they wont be sumtin like that, poor boy

loool Akolawole, kia u will slap him if u the referee, walahi i swaer u need a red card too, lool

i dont really think so too,

just want to if love at first sight really works, cos im bout love sight someone now now.

:d ;d ;d

just want to know y'all views bout John Obi Mikel's red card, Is the referee right or wrong?

Thanks.

UP GUNNERS,
WE BACK AGAIN,

hmm, chelski, just want to know if John Terry is ur new keeper now. Cos Reading don finish una pata pata, Cech out, Cudicini too, Out, Hilario sef, referee give am matchin order, lool

;d ;d ;d

paradise, loool

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During a wedding reception; the groom was called upon to give his vote of thanks to his guests and this is what he came up with:
I want to first of all thank the Lord Almighty for creating my wife and to also thank the pastor and his wife for lending us their wedding rings.
Special appreciation to my landlord who lent us his car.
I am most grateful to my boss for approving the loan I used for the wedding.
Big thanks to the committee of friends for the appeal fund they raised on my behalf.
Also to my brothers wife, thank you for lending us your wedding gown.
Am so grateful to the cake designer for the cake. I promised to return it tomorrow morning as agreed.
Special thanks to my friends who brought food from their homes to help me feed you all. Please for those who were served food good luck and for those who didnt get any, well we will make it up to you during our child dedication( hopefully next year).
Very big thanks to my parents for bringing the village cultural band to supply the music as well as entertain us all here, today.
Not forgetting the church marriage committee, thank you for persuading my wife to marry me.
Appreciation to the married men in the church for rushing me into this marriage.
The women are not left out, thanks a lot for teaching my wife how to dance.
To the youths thank you for sweeping and decorating this venue with palm fronts.
I am also grateful to my teenage friends for helping with the Zobo drink Well, I wish you all safe journey and I pray you dont experience what I
suffered for this wedding.
Thank you.

Men would sit around and wonder what WE are thinking. Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams. PMS would be a legitimate defense in court. Men would get reputations for sleeping around. Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in their pockets. A man would no longer be considered a "good catch" simply because he is breathing. Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase by 40 pounds. Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity. "Ms." Magazine would have an annual swimsuit issue featuring scantily clad male models. Men would not be allowed to eat gas-producing foods within two hours of bedtime. Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as hard for none of the credit. Little girls would read "Snow White and the Seven Hunks." Men would bring drinks, chips and dip to women watching soap operas. Men would HAVE to get Playboy for the articles, because there would be no pictures. Men would learn phrases like: "I'm sorry," "I love you," "You're beautiful," "Of course you don't look fat in that outfit." Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their accomplishments. Men would pay as much attention to their woman as to their car. All toilet seats would be nailed down. Men would work on relationships as much as they work on their careers. TV news segments on sports would never run longer than 1 minute. All men would be forced to spend one month in a PMS simulator. During mid-life crisis, men would get hot-flashes and women would date 19-year-olds. Overweight men would have their weight brought to their attention constantly. After a baby is born, men would take a six-week paternity leave to wait on their wives hand and foot. For basic training, soldiers would have to take care of a two-year old for six weeks.

Nna men, was thinking this place goin be where naira go dey fall from heaven or go just dey pick naira from ground, all what im seeing is talkin and talking, lol.

Chie, somebody pls tell me where i can get the Land of Dollars, need to make big time money men, lol

wow

u guys r great, may 29 2007, hmmmm

no comment?

Well i guess the battle is beteen Otunba Gbenga Daniel of PDP(the present Governor, and otunba Dipo Dina of AD, so its goin be tough.

Can Otunba Dipo Dina Govern Ogun  State

Breaking News: Dipo Dina Shot Dead.

Come May 2007, Nigerians will vote for the their Next President. So the Question is:

Who Do You Want Become Nigeria's Next President?
What extraordinary qualities should the applicant possess.

Has losing our ticket to the 2006 World Cup in Germany taught us anything?

Sup guys,
I guess the question we need to be asking ourselves is:

Who is to be Blame for Nigeria not qualifying for the Germany 2006 World Cup?

FIFA

CAF

The Ministry of Sports

NFA

Ibrahim Galadima, The NFA Chairman

The Coaches, I mean Christian Chuckwu and Co

The players

The Press, both Print and Media

The Supporters Club

Or Nigerians

mamaput:
my turtle Agent will send a bottle mail to your snail mail.
I gather small boys in a closet.
I salt them or sugar them according to mood.
sometimes i even salt them.

How come ya got a turtle Agent, why dont u bring the bottle mail to me, lol
hmmmm, its like u the queen of awon boys ooo .

loooooooooooool , i guess u know how i do ma things, lol

Bhola:
You don bring your clown self to the land. Anyways, I hope u find a salt mummy. The one that will put salt in your wound, then ori e pe!