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inMyOpeenion:
In your opinion...












Not inMyOpeenion!

Then what is your opeenion

Ladies are very difficult to please when it comes to mind games. These are some of the things to
do to make her happy.
1. Give her money , ladies love to be loved and pamperedm they love when you dont love by mouth
but by action. Show her you love herm spoil her with plenty money
2 . Communictate with her ; ladies love when you discuss with them. They don ’t like it when they
have to force the conversation. they love to flow easily with you.

3. Be spontaneous ; ladies love when you can sweep them off their feets. They love when you can
cone up with suprises and make them happy. Do the cooking , pay bills, get them gifts and so on .
Don. t be routine . Do spice up your relationship .

4. Be Great at sex ; ladies love when you can make them feel
great on the bed. No matter how
good or nice you think you arem ladies love when you are great on bed too . Be a passionate kisser
and be so affectionate .

5 . Support her dreams no matter how little .

ugofr:
is that part of d lagoon plan? forced labour ?

come again.

ugofr:
okay, is there a lagoon nearby?

Don't give up yet dear you can still be my cook.

Hy

The Ooni of Ife, Adeyeye Ogunwusi, has told Nigerians to vote out their president, if they are not
happy with his administration and retain him if they are pleased with him.
He stated this in an interview aired on The Osasu Show.
The monarch said that the electorates have not realized the power they have and urged them to
be organized.
When asked what government must do to better the lot of the Nigerian youth, the Ooni replied:
“Why must it be government, government? Who is government? It is the people that are behind
the government.
“If you are not happy with your president, you go for another election, and you will vote your
president out. If you are happy with your president, you will continue with that government for
them to be in power.
“Truth be told, we Nigerians don’t know our power yet. We don’t know our voting power, yet.
Until we know it, we won’t stop complaining, especially the youth. Once we know it, we won’t
complain again.
“My school of thought is let us, first of all, organise ourselves and let us talk positively about this
country. Let us stop derogatory, hate speeches. Things that will continue to divide everybody
further.”




http://dailypost.ng/2017/06/26/vote-president-not-happy-ooni-ife-tells-nigerians/

how does that change the mind of arewa boys

Happigirl12:
238

which school and course.

holmes13:
Common sense, as they say, ain't common. U no get leadership qualities at all. If u b president, e no b even civil war u go start, u go single handedly start WW3.

u are a fool.

hopefulLandlord:
okay, I can help you

https://www.nairaland.com/3844519/meaninglessness-deep-personal-relationship-jesus

I didn't say this you quote that yourself

not going to church doesn't mean you are not a christian
We are not even worthy to enter the temple of God sef we are just worthy to praise him on the environment.

hopefulLandlord:
you called us, now were here

then what nonsense do you have to say.

Godstraight:
sometimes you can't coexist with massive ignorance and non reasoning, believe me I tried but the amount of trash Nigerians belief due to religion is too much

Godstraight:
sometimes you can't coexist with massive ignorance and non reasoning, believe me I tried but the amount of trash Nigerians belief due to religion is too much

I hope when you understand it won't be too late for you .
hell is real kid.

all the very best oooo

redbeans:
Mr thinker, I hear you

you better do

The Federal Government will no longer pay 17 volunteers in its job creation scheme, N-Power, until they explain their truancy from the scheme since their deployment.

Senior Special Assistant to President Muhammadu Buhari on Job Creation, Mr. Afolabi Imoukhuede, revealed this in a statement on Thursday in Awka, during a meeting between the state’s institutional partners and N-Power Monitoring and Evaluation team.


“The stipend for 17 volunteers from different states have been on hold since May due to the inability of their supervisors to see them at work for months,” he sυaid.

Imoukhuede also made it clear that the FG would not continue to pay remunerations to those, who fail to understand the scheme or don’t take it seriously.

He told the stakeholders who attended the meeting, that logbook was key and urged them to ensure effective monitoring of the volunteers under them.

“This is a development-oriented programme for two years per participant.

“Whether the Federal Government wants to continue with it or not after two years, nothing stops the states and local governments from running their own N-Power, using the structures and resources developed by the Federal Government,” Imoukhuede added.



http://mloaded.com.ng/2017/06/23/n-power-fg-withholds-stipends-17-volunteers

Chai.
Can't u just think before creating a thread

romeorails:
No let me see u

will you?

Such a stupid thread.
Op u need to see a native doctor

And then we should fry our balls?

See this nuisance U beta keep your damn mouth up

Ayodejitosure:
"SEGUN WIRE" A PICTURE OF SMARTNESS
Few months ago a little boy of less than ten years gained fame on the Nigeria social media with a video where he declared that he wants to become an internet fraudster in the future. He is known by the name segun wire. Within two months the kid segun wire has become a celebrity. He was invited as a guest to one of the numerous graduation parties held in unilag recently.
During the infamous Abacha Junta i was in the primary school. The primary school where public school teachers were on strike sometimes for ten months or more. My parents are teachers too. Then ask any kid what he wants to become what you will hear from kids even in the worst ghetto is Doctor, Lawyer, Engineer and maybe a football star. No kid would ever think of anyrhing fraudulent.
The reason Segun wire a kid roughly eight years old will say he wants to become a Yahoo boy is simple, those guys are the only symbol of breakthrough that exist in most places in Nigeria today. They are the only ones who seem to be living a good life in his area. The little boy simply observed his environment and concluded that crime pays. Only people with some element of criminality seems to be making a headway in this country. He noticed that the bookworm and the religious only end up as private school teachers in some mushroom private schools where the salary is hardly enough to feed them for the first five days of the month.
The Yahoo boys are the ones with new cars, newPhone, new houses and the hottest Chics. Why would any sane kid want to go through the rigorous yet ineffective Nigeria education system for atleast sixteen years to end up as a jobless graduate hanging around newspaper stand at Oba-nla junction arguing about Chelsea and Man-United?
Music used to be another avenue for the children of the poor to get famous until the omo baba olowo's and the yahoo boys invaded that sector. Little wonder why most of the songs nowadays are filled with outright balderdash comparable only to the crazy mumbling of a marijuana addict.
Football was also another means to glory until it was also politicised. Rashidi Yekini the most potent striker Nigeria ever had was at a time a road side mechanic yet he reached the top. Today politicians give coaches bribe for their kids or relative to be included in the national team. If you have ever wondered why the super Eagles play with laxity now you have the answers.
Segun wire simply expressed the aspiration of most kids in Nigeria. They have discover that the only language Nigerian understand is money. Money gotten from anywhere through any means. We have a new culture, it is the culture of "Oga, show us the money"
In the nigeria Pentecostal church money is the only interpretation of divine blessing any man without money is not blessed . we use to be a people with a culture that reward excellence and honesty until we began to gradually change .
Segun Wire is the future of Nigeria, he does not want to study medicine for eight years and end up in an hospital where there is no drugs. He doesn't want to end up in the academia where the school will be on strike for most part of the year.
Why should Segun embrace music where only the children of the rich and the cyber punks now hold sway. Segun is a smart boy, very smart boy he has cast his lot to the surest way for the children of the extremely poor to become miraculous wealthy. Yahoo yahoo in a hopelessly disorganized Nigeria. He has made the right choice.

Your point?

Bolustical:
Following

ok

Well I'm sure the hostel will be full of southerner guys.

Human rights lawyer, Femi Falana (SAN), has claimed that the person behind the quit notice issued to Igbos living in the North, resides in Lagos.

Falana said this while speaking at a media briefing organized by the Nigeria Labour Congress (NLC), on the raging agitations by the Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB).

The legal luminary added that it was the utterances of a one-time Vice Chancellor of Ahmadu Bello University (ABU), Prof. Ango Abdullahi, over the brutal killings of four students of the institution, that allegedly led to the protests by the Nigerian students and the arrest of eight students of University of Nigeria Nsukka (UNN) by the Gen. Ibrahim Babangida’s military regime.

“The recently concluded election in the UK, two weeks ago, seven Nigerians emerged as Legislators, can we repeat that, can we look at the challenges before us and stop following those ones trying to divide us?

“This information is very crucial to all of us and I want to say this publicly. The man who is giving quit notice (to the Igbos to leave north) does not live in the North, he lives in Lagos, he is a Lagos man. So to stay in Lagos and be giving quit notices is not the answer.

 
“On May 23, 1986, young people, four of them were killed in the Ahmadu Bello University because somebody had said we are against coup… Ango Abdullahi was the Vice Chancellor of Ahmadu Bello University when these students were killed by the Police, he came out and said only four students were killed.
“That angered Nigerians particularly the Nigerian students and there were protests. One of the universities where that protest was very successful was the University of Nigeria, Nsukka. Please listen to me, the man who led the protest was late Chima Ubani, what happened? The state did not like the case that it was a national protest against the killing in ABU.

“What did they do? They didn’t arrest the students who were protesting in the North. They didn’t arrest the students who were protesting in the West, (Ibrahim) Babangida regime went for Chima Ubani and arraigned him and eight of his colleagues under a military rule that required that they be sentenced to death.

“I left Lagos to go to Enugu to defend those men. We got them freed when they returned to campus, the Vice Chancellor expelled them. Again, I went to court and got them freed. Please this story is very important.

“A Hausa Vice Chancellor invited the police and they killed young Hausa students, four of them. Nigerian students protested and an Igbo young man led that protest in the East against injustice, a Yoruba man in the West to free them. So we must look at those things that the elites are using to divide our people. Injustice is injustice, so there no nation without challenges,” Falana stated.






http://mloaded.com.ng/2017/06/23/falana-reveals-person-behind-igbos-quit-notice-lives-lagos/?nomobile

A total of N462.359 billion has been distributed as Federal Allocation for the month of May 2017 to the Federal Government, State Governments and Local Government Councils.
This is contained in a communiqué issued by the Technical sub-Committee of Federation Accounts Allocation



Committee (FAAC) at the end of the meeting held Thursday in Abuja.

The statement signed by the Ag. Accountant General of the Federation was made available to us by Mrs Kenechukwu Offie, Director of Information, OAGF.

It indicated that the gross statutory revenue of N317.562 billion received for the month is higher than the N274.110 billion received in the previous month by N43.452 billion.

It said, “The slight drop in the average price of crude oil from $55.38 to $55.18 per barrel and a decrease in export volume by 1.023 million barrels, reduced oil revenue by $57.12 million.

“Crude oil production suffered due to leakages, sabotage, shut-ins and shut-downs at Terminals for maintenance and the Force Majoure declared at Forcados Terminal since February, 2016 subsisted.

“There were significant increases in revenues from Companies Income Tax and Oil Royalty, however, the increase in customs and excise duty was marginal. The distributable Statutory Revenue for the Month is N317.562 billion.

“There is a proposed distribution of N64.812 billion being the exchange rates differential. The total revenue distributable for the current Month (including VAT) is N462.359 billion.

“The shared amount comprised the Month’s Statutory distributable revenue of N317.562 billion, the gross revenue available from the Value Added Tax (VAT) was N79.985 billion as against N84.673 billion distributed in the preceding month, resulting in a decrease of N4.688 billion.

“The total revenue distributable for the current month (including VAT) is N462.359 billion.

“Accordingly, from Net Statutory revenue, Federal Government received N147.682 billion representing (52.68%); States received N74.906 billion (26.72%); Local Government Councils received N57.750 billion representing (20.60%); while the Oil Producing States received N20.505 billion as 13% derivation revenue.

“Furthermore, from the Revenue available from the Value Added Tax (VAT), Federal Government received N11.518 billion (15%); States received N38.393 billion (50%) while the Local Government Councils received N26.875 billion (35%).”



http://mloaded.com.ng/2017/06/22/fg-states-lgs-share-n462bn-may-see-breakdown