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Jennifer663:
See them

Contact me for your Academic Assignment, Articles, power point, proposals, research works and also with good Turnitin report.

Jennifer wey na ordinary pass she get for Islamic religious studies dey ask people to contact her to do their academic work for them. Truly the world is coming to an end

As our God dey scatter PDP, let him remember to scatter APC too before and after the election

midehi2:
jesuuuu

na wetin? Dog bite you ni?

BoboKush:
Quick recovery

haba! Make una allow the woman to go rest now

midehi2:
See beauty, till old age, You are blessed momma, get well soon

the woman just dey hungry me, she go sweet well well for bed, her thing go be like dat of a virgin I swear

sofiscatedmoron:
Her pant na bend down select

I know the original owner, she is a moderator on nairaland

Pregnancy no even fit am. She be like pregnant mosquito

Uchiha14:
Afrikans: ek is lief vir jou
Alabanian: te dua
Amharic: afekrishalehou.
Arabic: ohiboke or nohiboka
armenian: yes kez si'rumem
basque: maite zaitut
Bengali: ami Tomake bahlobashi
bosnian: volim te
bulgarian: obicham te
catalan: t'estimo
creole: mi ame jou
czech: miluji te
danish: jeg elsker dig
dutch: ik hou van je
english: i love you
esperanto: mi amas vin
estonian: mina armastan sind
farsi: tora dost daram
filpino: iniibig kita
french: je t'aime
frisian: ik hald fan dei
galician: querote
german: ich liebe dich
greek: s'ayapo
gujarati: hoon tane pyar karoochhon
hawaiian: aloha wau ia 'oe
hungarian: szeretlek
icelandic: eg elska thig
indonesian: saya cinta padamu
italian: ti amo
japanese: kimi o ai shiteru
korean: dangsinul saranghee yo
latin: te amo
malaysian: saya cintamu
mandarin: wo ai ni
norwegian: jeg elsker deg
portuguese: te iubesc
russian: ya tyebya iyublyu
spanish: te amo
swahili: nakupenda
swedish: jag alskar dig
thai: khao raak thoe
ukranian: ya tebe kokhay

in Yoruba, it is, wa do mi or do mi da da

E good like dat




BREAKING: Zinedine Zidane is learning English so that he can reject Chelsea.

Dwarfs sabi fok o, if those girls handle you, you no go go near all these other girls again. Their ringtones na follow come, sweet and melodious

They should export the business to Nigeria jo, it would keep our boys busy and boost our economy

BigDawsNet:
comrade, are you from the future?

Help me confirm if them go sack kloop tommor

no, but I can see that you're getting married this year to one of the nairaland moderators

It's obvious that Liverpool are mixing Mane

Zidane is already considering going to Eyimba FC

Kalu the traitor

Jennifer663:
See this man

na here you dey? Abeg come serve me my food I'm hungry

Agbado father.

Poverty is a decease

sayso:
Mane!!!!!!!!!!!!

him dey one kona dey laff una

Moderator change the score board o, it's already 5-1

HarlequinLekex:
Our owners don't want spend, YNWA

if I hear YNWA for your mouth again, already una don dey waka alone

Liverpool just dey their fans hands



Mynd44 sorry o

rollywise:
Oh it's obvious. No wonder

Princessogaraya:
I love them

no wet your pant over ordinary photo o

See that their secondary school photo, na from secondary all of dem take get big prick o

Mynd44 come and see chomtin

rollywise:
Which club you dey support sef

Buhari FC and Tinubu bombers

Daddyyin:
Since you don’t want to tell me, it must be either Assnal or Manyoo. Campaign go soon start Make we dey shine teeth

Chelsea approached Gernot Rohr to take over the vacant managerial position at the club.

#Vawulenz

Chelsea approached Gernot Rohr to take over the vacant managerial position at the club.

#Vawulenz

rollywise:
It will soon break your head

In Wike's voice "as e dey pain dem, e dey sweet us, as e dey sweet us, e dey pain dem."

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

- George Burns

I envy people who drink. At least they know what to blame everything on.

~Oscar Levant

I take a drink only on two occasions, when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.

~Brendan Behan

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy!

~Frank Sinatra

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

~Winston Churchill

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder!

-Kinky Friedman

Dear Alcohol,

We had a deal, you were going to make me funnier, sexier, more intelligent and a better dancer. I saw the video, we need to talk.

-Anonymous

I used to think, drinking was bad for me. So I gave up thinking.

-Anonymous

I would date you, but my heart already belongs to Johnny Walker.

-Anonymous

Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver.

-Anonymous

You look like I need another drink!

-Anonymous

I say 'NO' to alcohol, but it just doesn't listen!!

Cheerzz!!!