₦airaland Forum

Henpty threat

Me: Harder ,harder, harder. I hate being commanded during sex

JoeNL22:
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son(Omoluabi Ahmed Obi), that whoever(NIGERIANS) believes in him(Omoluabi Ahmed Obi) shall not perish but have eternal life.

this is blasphemy, stop it

Traitor

mukthar2000:
Bawa that suppose to be telling us about the rate of crimes in his custody that is talking about CBN. Nawa oo

that is Nigeria for you

My crazy landlord just increased my house rent to twenty five thousand naira from ten thousand naira

Village una wehdone o

It’s very obvious that this man is not medically and mentally fit to rule Nigeria, but some sufferheads are still clamouring for him.

Just because obi no dey give shishi

Poppia:
Appeal! Appeal!!
Please I'm about to miss out some test due to lack of fund.
I was in abuja to hustle due to strike but everything got jeopardize due to constant raining (construction site) and the unexpected suspension of strike, no work no savings.
Now I'm stuck in Yola and can't travel back to school ( university of Maiduguri),
I'm just stranded and don't know what to do.
I has never been bad to me like this time around. Yola to Maiduguri is 6500.
I will ever be grateful if you can support me come of this

please send your account details here

Wike is still in sifia pains

The dwarf lied

Speaking like a village drunk

HopeSpencer:
What if it was intentional to give Obi supporters something to masturbate on?

if I say mosquito get brain pass you now, you go dey vex like a six year old boy

I’m in sifia pains. Mynd44 come and pay me a condolence visit

IceDune:
Which church be that, I'm looking for a church with fine and trendy girls.

it’s celestial church of Christ Ketu in Lagos

Just one million naira? Very stingy girl. Mtcheeeeeeeeew

Yes ke! Eye ile o ni ba onile je, ba onile mu, ko di ori bed, ko wa ma so no

It serves him right, next time he would hustle first before thinking of marriage

Political parasites talking

Why won’t the bride broom runaway? Who wants to keep elephantiasis at home as a wife?

Una, no be small thing o

Aykush:
You are so senseless bro and na people like you dey destroy this country why turning this into a tribal thing I wish i could lay my eyes on you at the moment

Chei! Her name is Chinenye, from the tribe that alway claim that their women don’t cheat

Greenback:
You are too old nahhh...it's time you start thinking of your old age and have mercy on yourself

you know my age? Na you born me? Wetin concern you with wetin I do with my age and time?

If no be sey pussssssy no fit talk, wetin this girl dey find under Chinese man?

Oyinbo get time for rubbish. Waiting to see person wey dem lock inside coughing

showafrica:
Something some Nigerians take as hubby.. Any small queue, they start pushing big nyash girls from behind.

some girls too dey like am o, na so dem go dey shoot their yansh for back indirectly asking you to push harder till you cum for public

All of them are just wasting their time doing lying in state for queen that is inside a coughing , how are they sure it is the queen that is inside the coughing?

Suspect33:
Igbo women are the worst.. go to twitter and you'd realize why most of them hit 30 without a husband

dem plenty here on nairaland, disturbing boys

FakeIgboJew:
T0TO wey dey smell dem dey give head?

in obodo oyinbo I hear sey sex is incomplete without head and blow joooooob

Her breasts have digest sef

Maybe the man even give am head before sleeping with her, that would lead to gonorrhoea of the throat



Mynd44 come and settle this your friends o