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Buhari body language will do it.

pcguru1:
Because I have been seeing so many unfaithful partners am beginning to think I might end up with one. Why don't they stay single rather than dragging someone down with them. For me divorce is an option as I can't condone infidelity I don't cheat so won't expect to be cheated on. Marriage is overrated these days

Very very over-rated my brother. I'm even scared of it.

ISpiksDaTroof:
Your grammar is atrocious. What grade did you drop out from?

Your stench oozes from a million miles away. Which slum do you live in?

Emmyk:
I would love to have a ride on one someday

Hmmm...Wishing you luck with that.

philips70:
The long term advantage of ensuring due process and trying to troubleshoot and put things in right perspective cannot be overestimated. Sometimes, in trying to fix a badly damaged machine you need to dismantle even areas that appear fixed to do a thorough job. He has his reputation at stake if he's acting spontaneously without direction. One thing that's for sure is the culture of impunity, waste, profligacy et al that brought us here is gradually giving way for orderliness. Politicians are beginning to see there's repercussions for certain actions they used to carry out without recourse for law and order.

... And the brain washing continues.
The guy is wiser now.

philips70:
unichingum dealt you a huge blow here..you need to relax for the blow to settle down.

Why don't you continue scrolling to see how I tamed the insane guy?

experimentist:
I no blame you, na person wey buy phone give u I blame

When I buy my first Nokia 3310, them never born you sef.

ABEG good night joor. Me Don go sleep.

GenbIoodykiller:
gbawe is just a common fraudster just like egift the data fraudster

egift no wan use ear hear that one o. If you raise the topic, my guy go run like lamborghini.

LMAO!

experimentist:
warri people too like meat.. na so so big meat they full dem pots

Your mate don sleep, you dey here dey make noise. Oya go sleep!!!

MizMyColi:
This is unacceptable.
Buhari, as a patron of cattle rearers must probe this

Gbam!...Kirikiri straight!

GenbIoodykiller:
in that case I'll enjoy it too because am going to add the bastard in my bad book

no body forks with barcanista in this forum and go Scott free.
gbawe is Hopless bastard

Bros pity the daddy na

Biko, ejo, yihakuri, abeg o

Badt guy!

babatundemuhamm:
Hi mates,
I always like all the funny pics on nairaland.and sometime , I try to download them for my consumption, but I couldnt. Does anybody has idea?

You can just screen shot it. Simple.

GenbIoodykiller:
my brother am just returning after a very very busy time
i just dey read your post chaii bro you don kill gbawe the bastard

Good to have you back bro.
I'm happy Gbawe is back.
NL go sweet die!!!... We go argue tire.

GenbIoodykiller:
lol nne na sidan dey look i just dey here oo at least my guy SeverusSnape is taking care of the situation he's doing a great job

St MariaGoretti Hahahahahaha chai mycoli nne igbugo m.

my day was very fine though rain nearly ruined it for me because i gat someone to kill and collect some raw cash for flexing but the rain stopped me maybe the bastard fasted but next time he'll never escape the nozzle of my English shine shine

*cleaning up my gun and whistling is this love by bob marley *

Brother, where have you been?

Welcome o. I salute you!

TheSonOfMark:
You expect me to engage a dimwit whose Governor sent an SOS for aids to feed them? Or the ones who litter the streets of Uyo selling toxic herbs with wornout shoes?
Or the Yoruba men who came in a bus to Wellington Bassey Way, Uyo begging Akpabio to save them last year?
You mean the Yoruba men who attest to the infrastructural development in Akwaibom State?
You mean the South-West that is so broke that even Lai Mohammed confirmed that apart from Lagos State their IGR is non-existent?

Uyo and Calabar double as the safest and most peaceful cities in Nigeria while there are ritual killings, paedophilia cases et al in Ogun, Osun and Oyo States daily?

You mean the Yorubas that everyone agrees as the dirtiest tribe in Nigeria?

The _idiots that add sugar to yam and beans because their culinary skills are altogether appalling?

These dimwits are inferior to me.♦

Very very inferior I tell ya...You've defeated this guy not once, but twice. I frustrated his life today. He's a stubborn patient

Please ignore the pleb, He's not worth it.

You don't have to prove to anyone that you're indeed the SLAYER. All of Nairaland knows, uniklinkum is just an inconsequential liliputian.

Okay.

uniklinkum:
Pillock you out of my league I battle your Lord. Why is my ignore mode of your communal idiocy hard for your Marconi brain in a mango head hard to comprehend.

I am your doctor. And I know my patients too well, They can get out of hand at times (just like you're doing now). I can tame the insane monster in you. That's how we roll in the field of psychiatric medicine.

Don't let me repeat myself!... To the ward!!!

Child and adolescent ward precisely.

TheSonOfMark please leave my patient uniklinkum , He's supposed to be in the intensive care unit. I don't know the careless warder who let him escape.

Uniklinkum!!!... To the ward!

Jesusloveyou:
hmm, no wonder, u are still a kid

Keep shut before I slap you through the phone.

ladyF:
Hian!

It's LadyF again.

Good for him. Next time you will think twice before sticking your face into a smelly butt hole. **pukes**

Yuck!

ARIZONA123:
. One of his brothers named Abbey is sickler. He was rushed to the hospital last month. he is now in a half-death condition in a hospital at osogbo

The broke leper can't foot the bills. I'll come and help.

ARIZONA123:
. Amen! And if its not me. May you die before september this year and may ur pregnant wife also die too during labour. Amen

Amen!!!

okolochyke:
Your mother is the cursed woman that gave birth to a bigot like you. A man without intelligence and tars everyone with same brush

You are a cursed osu bastard

You're an uncircumcised dick_ nibbling leper. Kuturu kawai

Chubhie:
I advice you hold this your position tentatively. I know you are young and will get the chance to meet diverse people.

Thank you.

okolochyke:
U are a confused man
U are dazed
Repeating Almajiric 100 times will not cure your madness
You need to and stick your head in your madam's ass.h.ole now

I repeat it because that's what you are.
"Bambiala"
Go cure your mom of her VVF.
Stinking Almajiri.

Naijacitizen:
The SaverusSnape of a guy is filled with hate.

Don't ever quote me. I am not a religious and tribal bigot.


You did better do yourself a favour by asking yourself of what benefit you are getting from all this hating you are spewing on other tribe and religion.

Oh!... Really?

But the other guy is not filled with hate, right...you're also a hypocrite. Just swerve!

okolochyke:
It is your father that is a bastard and female rap.ist. That is how you were conceived Nitwit

Poverty stricken animal

Just like you go about bearing other people's name, you can't face someone in an e-duel, you go through the mother or father. But that's not a problem...After all, That's the way of jihadists.

okolochyke:
You dont need to reply me twice

Is that the effect I am having on you?

Bastard son of a prostitute

Go and take of your autistic mother and brain dead saliva spitting sister

I had to add "god" to it.

Scum Almajiric raghead. Pedophile in the making, when will you also get your nine year old bride?

okolochyke:
Boring
You are getting slow and weak
You cant keep up bitc.h
Son of perdition
Son of a thousand fathers

You're the one who's not keeping up.
How do you feel perceiving your mom's stench on a daily basis?
I can recommend a gynecologist for her.

ARIZONA123:
.the bastard celebrated his 42nd bithday last two weeks. His poor wife is pregnant yet goon cannot even provide for the poor woman. That guy is cursed for real

...no wonder he's going about looking for females to insult. Pathetic simpleton he is.

ARIZONA123:
. His wife is a clear definition of ugliness. You need to see her face. Very scary. Do you want to see her?

okolochyke wife

Yes, let me see her. But I pray not to loose appetite.