₦airaland Forum

okolochyke:
Just like your prostitute of a mother that was gang.ra.ped in Kaduna

Your slowpoke mother should have done what Ibos do best. She should have killed and cooked you. You are of no use to humanity

I know your women for one thing, and that is vesico vagina fistula, Because your fathers are pedophiles who can't wait till a woman is ripe before marrying her. No wonder they go about begging and smelling all over the place. I must have given your miserable family 100 Naira before.

okolochyke:
I am not surprised that you hold such a subjective view. You are the product of autistic mother and a mentally deranged father.

So in your twisted brain all muslims are terrorists? What a Dumb head sociopath.

With the way poverty has destroyed your life, You would have been worse than Boko Haram if you had a functioning brain

What a waste of space, you should be forcefully flushed into a toilet

Shut your smelly cesspit of a latrine you call mouth. Though I can't see you physically but I know you stink like a sewage.

Dirty and filthy cowardly boko haram sympathizer. It's prayer time, go hit your head and raise your stinking ass to your god.

okolochyke:
I am not surprised that you hold such a subjective view. You are the product of autistic mother and a mentally deranged father.

So in your twisted brain all muslims are terrorists? What a Dumb head sociopath.

With the way poverty has destroyed your life, You would have been worse than Boko Haram if you had a functioning brain

What a waste of space, you should be forcefully flushed into a toilet

Shut your smelly cesspit of a latrine you call mouth. Though I can't see you physically but I know you stink like a sewage.

Dirty and filthy cowardly boko haram sympathizer. It's prayer time, go hit your head and raise your stinking ass.

baralatie:
oh well!
how would I help you to understand the issues involved here.
the issue is very clear about where PMB stands when it comes to the issues of job creation and employment.
even the way he is going about the appointment of his cabinet is even a strong pointer.
so if you have convincing points to prove otherwise.it will be good to share but to behave like some of aforetime APC monikers who took delight in
1,spreading misinformation
2,character slandering
3,abusive behaviours
4,generally behaving like e- touts

it will be advisable for you to stay clear and read and assimilate ideas.

Sir, that okolochyke is just a frustrated loser, He is so ugly that shrek will defeat him in a fashion competition. No girl even looks at him. *spits*
He's the type you'll see and immediately lose appetite.

ARIZONA123:
. Tunde salam. Unemployed Uniosun graduate. Respect ur old age

So the cretinous okolochyke is even an unemployed dull'ard?... No wonder he takes delight in attacking ladies, Broke ass fool who's so frustrated with life.

abduljabbar4:
Please don't kill me with laughter abeg

You think I'm joking. I can link you up with him, or if you want your fellow jihadist doctor, I can connect you with Dr. Hayatudeen.

Chubhie:
It wasn't necessary to insult other individuals who uphold the best of islamic principles all cos of one person you seem not in agreement with.

But Bros, Look at these guys, They have no principles to uphold in the first place. Killing is their hobby. Mtcheeww...

Ragheads and head hitting minions everywhere.

okolochyke:
You must be suffering from brain damage or have you inherited your mother's autistic syndrome?

Who impersonated a female Nairalander? I will advise you to go and find some food to eat before poverty and hunger eats up what is left of your mind.

You are the greatest tribal and religious bigot on this forum. Your hate for muslims and northerners is so shocking. I know all your sisters and your mother were gang.ra.ped by cattle rearers in the North but it is time you move on from that episode.

Your real father is one of the men that gang.ra.ped your prostitute of a mother and he is Hausa. Stop the hate

Fuckiin pussi bit.ch

Hehehehehehehehehehe

You keep saying I hate muslims, All what I say about you guys are the naked truth, are you guys not Almajiris?... Who's bombing in this country today??... Are Bokoharam members not your brothers??. Don't even go there, you know it's the truth.

I wonder why they've not wiped you all out. Cretinous parasites. 72 virgins seeking extremists.

abduljabbar4:
Please stop attending that "school" in Otuoke

Another plate wielding bambiala scum on the loose. Go to Federal Neuro psychiatric hospital, Barnawa. Dr. Robert will cure you of your insanity.

okolochyke:
Your father and mother are the tribal fools.
Menses gobbling bastard

Goat-urine gulping amoeba.
Sadistic minion of sub-human filth.
Do the world a favor and rid yourself of your miserable pain-filled life.
Cowardly woman-fighting nitwit.
Shit_ filled brain!

okolochyke:
And I know your type.

A frustrated, poverty stricken, mentally disturbed ugly bastard

You are so ashamed of your own life, you freak of nature.

You Hausa hating bastard despite the fact that he lived in the North

Get the Bleep off my mentions and go and slurp on your Madam's a.s.shole. Bastard

Aha!...That sounds familiar, I knew it!

I knew I've come in contact with this gworo chewing Almajiric scum.

Were you not the irredeemable akuya who was impersonating another female Nairalander??...coward!. Living under someone else's shadow, Zombie who doesn't have a mind of his own.

You must be one of those plate wielding nuisances I see while traveling in the north.
Leave all these ladies alone, they are not the cause of your predicament, Go ask your jihadist father who cursed your generations. Smelly twerp...

Some guys are just unbelievable...love starved dingbats. Very pathetic souls.
Tribal fools. Like Oba like subjects.
Cc: okolochyke

Uniklinkum my patient is back.

okolochyke:
That thing is not a woman. She is an hermaphrodite

Your father and mother are the cows not me. U must be a bastard for not minding your own business

Do you have your big head stuck in her menses soaked panties?

I know your type, With multiple monikers, With "igbotic" names, accursed tribal bigot.

You're just a slavish Bonobo.

Are you scared to reveal your real identity??... Coward!

Your type will have an IQ test with a goat and come second.

Smelly maggot.

abduljabbar4:
The Id!ot studied in otuoke
say the truth and shy the devil mr man you just don't want to embarrass yourself.

This stupid_ Quran reciting jihadist studied at shekau's Islamiyya school. No wonder he's an aspiring terrorist!...

okolochyke:
Ugly bitc.h with tribal marks

failed blogger

Useless and hopeless cum guzzling goblin. Picking a fight with a lady, you should be ashamed of your miserable self. Buharistic cow!!!

abduljabbar4:
SeverussnAPE is too daft to listen to you. Even gorillas are more sensible than him so stop wasting your time.
@ topic by 2019 Nigerians will be begging Buhari to contest again

One of your brothers struck at Yobe today. Please help yourself and do the same. Seventy two virgins awaits you, according to allah_.

Hmmm

ACF is made up of old bigoted fellows, most of them are Bokoharam sympathizers. Was it not these same set of people who asked the FG to negotiate with the jihadists??... Were they not the ones who faulted the way Jonathan and Ihejirika was pummeling Bokoharam members??... Are they not the ones sueing Ihejirika to ICC....These men are clowns.

fulanimafia:
[s]Gbawe welcome back.

Once one understands the true motive behind the 'opposition' presented by PMB's detractors, it then becomes easier to understand why they are unable to see what other Nigerians home and abroad that have a renewed hope in this country, see in this new administration.

Theirs is a meningital confusion that arises from a mix of fear of PMB's likely success which will further illuminate their error in supporting one of the most corrupt and incompetent adminstrations this country has seen; frustration triggered by the assurance that GEJ would be found guilty of monumental corruption which would further destroy his 'legacy' and reputation; the humiliation of PDP's defeat which has reduced it to a broke regional party; and a blend of ethno-religious bias comprised of a cerebral hatred for the so called "born to rule" that they believe PMB represents and the reduced relevance of the SE which has lost out of the political equation as a result of the block vote it gave the past President.

Very few of these elements oppose PMB because they truly believe he will not deliver Nigeria.

An instance of the meningital confusion I hitherto mentioned, can be seen with the "opposition's" stupefaction regarding the ongoing probes. In one breath it is dismissed as propaganda and a veil for non-performance, while in the next breath (as soon as it commences) it is called a witch-hunt and an effort which distracts good governance. The inability of these elements to see the link between probes and good governance underlines the intellectual weakness which is empirically linked to being consumed with deep-seated hatred.

The ones that truly love Nigeria will eventually join PMB in his quest to deliver this nation, but do not expect those that those under the yoke of ethno-religious bias and the ones that have decided to be Goodluck's Abokaku to see the light we are rallying them towards. Regardless, let us never be weakened in our resolve for a reformed Nigeria, our day has come.[/s]

Tell that to herdsmen, To which Buhari is one. Rubbish nonsense!

MizMyColi:
Wait you mean Buhari never had a National ID Card?

Herdsmen know nothing about identify card. I'm not amazed.

Chelseafan1:
Lol....I can't say if its a good idea to break it or not buh I'm currently in a long distance relationship, she's in Skul, I'm in faraway Kebbi state serving, we love each other so much, I can't break up cos I'm being paranoid, I get scared really and I get to study and watch her moves buh wen someone cheats, d partner may not get to know, even wen u catch someone red-handed, dey can still try to play smart on u.

My girl gets attention from too many guys a lot buh I av warned her and made her swear not to visit a guy at home or privately, she herself fears visiting a guy at home buh den, we don't av d power to know peoples mind, we can only trust and hope for the best.

Personally, I hate cheating, im being smart wt my babe, I let her alone, as much as I try to trust her, I don't totally do, wen I check ur phone, I see something fishy, I let u know right there, I made sure we swore not to ever cheat, it disgusts me, never will I cheat, its fair enough not to wanna be cheated on.

But most of our girls love attention from the male folks too much, they like to be noticed, taken out, seen around 'happening' guys, they like to have fun, in their quest for these, they end up falling prey of the bad guys.

Most girls need be educated, orientated about the fact that, they shouldn't get too close to different guys all in d name of friendship )especially if u don't wanna make regretable mistakes, its becoming increasing hard these days for guys to wanna stay platonic, they always want more, they don't care if a girl is in a rel or not.....it shouldn't be.

I think getting a faithful girl these days is just pure luck.

**sigh**

You be strong man o. I like your stance of not wanting to cheat, I only hope your girl friend follows suit. Because it breaks my heart to see faithful guys like you being cheated on.

Like you rightly said, It's very hard to find girls who are faithful these days, I've been wondering lately; How do we find wife materials?( I'm not ready for Marriage though ). Because the level of decadence is so alarming, The things I see in school, the tales I hear, the experiences i read on Nairaland, To be sincere with you, It makes a shiver run down my spine.
If I tell people I don't trust, They see me as an eccentric individual, but it ain't my fault. I know engaged girls in school who goes about sleeping with their fellow students and lecturers, I once had an encounter with one, I didn't even know she was engaged then; Did some stuffs with her, But thank goodness I didn't have sex with her. I was with her one night and her fiance called. This girl was just forming faithful on the phone, and saying romantic words, and the innocent guy thinks she's in her hostel, not knowing she's in another guys place kissing and smooching. I felt guilty that moment, and from that night, I gradually cut every tie with her. (She later broke up with the guy though, because she still continued cheating with other guys, I guess her fiance found out.)

Sir, I have countless tales and experiences to share about the wickedness of girls in relationships. I wish I could do it right now.
Let's just hope and pray to find a faithful and devoted life partner.

MizMyColi:
Oh, you read it?
Lol.

I was in a commuter bus filled with mostly returning-from-work-folks when I saw it.

My dear, na so I tear one loud laugh o.
And then to think there was this dapper suited guy sitting beside me?

I didn't care o.
I laughed to my satisfaction.

There are times when one doesn't even care. You just let the laugh out...
There are times when I read hilarious stuffs on here and my folks will be like "E be like say madness don start".
I was still on ban on the particular night that Jackrich guy made the comment. I wished I could just create another moniker and give him an E-medal.

Ezenwammadu:
Prof talk with respect this world renowned home economist will be made minster of finance by buhari body language sabi na integrity

Yes o. Buhari needs men of integrity. After that, He will be made the world Bank president.

Chelseafan1:
But some girls are crazy o, u hear some story at times and u just keep asking yourself what ladies really want....!
Imagine o, the bf is even from a rich home, I'm sure he must be good looking too and has a better chance to make it in life, yet the gf chose to sneak out at nyt to go fvck the next-door neighbor....lmao

Shey d bf no sabi fvck ni abi d oda guy is better, can't she help the bf improve rather than go sleep with his neighbor.

I have a friend who acts like he's a saint to his gf, they may sleep and spend the weekend together, once he drops her off at her place, he'll ring the other girl to come spend the night with him and they wud fvck silly....I'd be like, guy, didn't u just go drop ur babe moments ago?

I'm seriously pitying the innocent gf and hopes she wud find a reason to break the relationship, she deserves a better man than my friend, such a pity I can't tell her, her man is a big time cheat.

Relationships too get wahala o, crazy drama.

Poor girl. Mehn it's a two way thing. Both guys and girls, but seriously, It's worst in the side of the ladies. I'm very very scared of relationship too; Especially a long distance one, I just can't,not with girls of these days.
I'm someone that don't know how to trust, Am a bit paranoid. I broke up with my girl friend some weeks back, She schools in Ghana, The girl left for Accra yesterday.
She's someone who's decent and a bit Trustworthy, in fact, She's a deeper life member, But I just can't take chances. I want my mind to be free.

MizMyColi:


That would be one poster called Jackrich.
I first saw him post that.
I think you were on ban then.
Dammit, T'was so hilarious.

I laughed my ass out the night I read that comment. I'm still laughing right now.

I swear Nairaland is a source of comic relief.

[quote author=Ezenwammadu post=37323682][/quote]My Oga... Just leave that home economist make him dey talk like chatter box.

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uniklinkum:
sbhdjjjmabvsvbdjkmsbbshhnsbh come back when you are sensible. tschuss...

**in uniklinkum's voice**

Sieg Heil!

This guy is a Nazi.

Uniklinkum my patient.

uniklinkum:
Rubbish!!! I don't do drama scene I obliterate brain dead simpleton like you for pass time.

Give me a shout when your faulty brain start functioning.. For the maintime you can go give your momma fellati0.

You're still alive

I thought that nurse gassed you!

Nurse!!!... This pedophilic shit_ brain is still polluting the atmosphere.