₦airaland Forum

ionsman:
The day I become jealous, that day I should question my paternity. What the hell!

ionsman:
The article clearly stated that the senate received a letter from the RSHA and you are talking of your Nairaland boss.

Please, even if you wanna be stupid, be stupid in a polite manner.

Beremx:
you are indeed a brainwashed fellow! So you didn't read the petition of the Rivers State lawmakers?

What a deluded soul!!

dustmalik:
If you had bothered to read the publication, you would have seen where it was stated that they received a petition from River state house of assembly, not Saraki reading Barcanista's thread. But then again, you are a saTANist A.K.A Wailing wailer, so i don't expect any better from you.

MrCork:
...why do ladies stare at us Guys but ignore us when we walk closer??.... Whats the logic?....... Ladies, please advise!!!!

spartacus11:
Operatives of the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency
(NDLEA) have apprehended a 29-year-old fashion designer,
Okechukwu Kingsley Ajaero over unlawful importation and
possession of forty-four (44) wraps of substances that
tested positive for cocaine weighing 850grammes.
Ajaero was arrested at the Murtala Muhammed
International Airport (MMIA) Lagos during the inward
screening of passengers on a Qatar Airline flight.
NDLEA Airport commander Hamza Umar said he was
coming from Sao Paulo with cocaine.
The suspect, who hails from Abia State, Umar said,
excreted 44 wraps of substances that tested positive for
cocaine weighing 85 grammes.
The suspect in a statement released by NDLEA blamed his
arrest on operational mistake on the part of his business
partner.
He said: “I am a fashion designer by profession. I went to
Brazil two years ago in search of better working conditions.
This is my first time of trafficking in drugs and I got
involved through friends.
“I was expecting 30,000 Euros as my profit. My business
partner was to collect the drug from me while on transit in
Qatar but he failed to show-up. I was compelled to come to
Nigeria with the drugs but I excreted 30 on board the
aircraft.”
NDLEA Chairman/Chief Executive, Ahmadu Giade said that
the Agency will continue to pay attention to passengers
coming from Brazil, saying “Brazil is a source country for
cocaine and we shall continue to beam our searchlight on
this route. Those who seek to enrich themselves through
drug trafficking shall be arrested and prosecuted”.
Giade called on members of the public to assist the Agency
in reporting suspected cases of drug trafficking, production
and abuse for necessary action.
The NDLEA boss added that it is risky to shield drug
traffickers because their activities undermine public safety.

abduljabbar4:
SeverussnAPE stop mentioning my name when you don't have anything reasonable to say. Afterall its still better than selling cocaine

sKeetz:
Where Guinea dey

Mogidi:


Wow!!!
Those guys were blessed with "Buhari brain" at birth, they thought it was a wonderful idea, this could only emanate from a Buharist.

Buharism: The art of thinking with one's a.s.s

mrjangaweed:
gworo seller

PassingShot:
Wailers, what says you?

stellytwinkle:
U're a badazz. Laughng my ass out

YoowPeeRochas:
. May zah Almighty Allah gwrant u uar heart desires por mimikwiing zah accent ap Mr. Frezident. Bekwos ziz new gwonment is a gwonment ap zah feofle, by zah feofle and por zah feofle!! AaaaaFeeeeCccccc!!!!

nickkylawve:
> come to think of it most guys feel really bad whenever they are not able to satisfy a lady not that dey aint good tho but dey think their best aint good enough!! LoL y is it so?

dearpreye:
Yes bro. We can't take the world too seriously. We just have to seek ways to maximise our short time here.

barcanista:
How you de get dem? You try o

dearpreye:
...We can't really live long without a great sense of humour. The system is akin to a pressure cooker. We just need some pressure safety valves to equalise the internal tension.