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dayo23:
...Mumu ode oloriburuku!

Zombie...

dayo23:
dey deceive yourself. Have told u exactly who you are.

Same here, I've told you what you are. Have a nice day ahead boy.

Bluetooth2:
You won't have praised him if he was an Apc senator.

Truth be told, I didn't know if he were a PDP or APC senator.

temitemi1:
Buhari look sick n sanusi looks like village masquerade

Hehehehehehehehehehe

Na true you talk my brother

Beremx:
So you think you just made a point? Your papa wey dey chop belleful with balanced diet, who know am?

Smh for wailers!

Shut up joor. Buhari defender...

Smh for wanking zombies!

dayo23:
Broke man way never see three square meal chop in a day, just because of 15MB way Mtn dash u as u recharge #100 card you no let us they hear word for Nairaland again. Mumu

Zombie, do you think I'm like you who depends on MTN for free data bonus?...I do my Airtel monthly subscription. Anyway, that doesn't stop you from being a Brainless wanking zombie.

slimSin:
MAN am confuse.. there is this girl with a big ass curve in our street... we both. Went to same primary school together

Believe me I wanna touch that assx men... But it pains me.. we ain't that close ..


I only see her... when she goes to fetch water.. and belief me.. I feel like to tell her BABY HOW YOU SURE THAT ASSX YOU GOT IS REAL?


BUT FRIEND relationship ain't that strong.. we only greet each other when we see...

So that got me really worried... really wanna tell her this evening in a play tune.. But how she will feels makes me to have a second thought

Picture(s) of the ass.

Buhari looks malnourished. Please they should advice him to start taking balanced diet. All those Fura de nono, Kunu and kolanut (gworo) won't help him.


Sanusi Lamido looks regal and dapper.

Correct dude. Live your life to the fullest, life is too short, So enjoy the goodies it has to offer.

https://s3.amazonaws.com/voy/attachments/2367/inline/enjoy-life-its-just-one.jpg

Amazo:
Albinism is a genetic defect quite alright due to lack of melanin or failure to distribute it. But "transgenderism" I would say is a personal notion, that is adopted by its host due to some personal psychological experience, which mostly were horrific in some sort, like rape, abuse, rejection and so on. Every transgender I believe has a tale of woe (many hide it) and transgenderism for them is possibly an escapism from that woe. For example, nobody likes xyz as a man no matter what he does or doesn't do; but xyz sees that females are liked just for being females, and so xyz starts to think if i'm a girl they would like me too...and the transgender journey begins. Check them well, they are all weaklings of some sort.

But that's not enough reason for one to change his/her gender. Okay, I know albinism is as a result of shortage of melanin in the skin. What if "transgenderism" is as a result of shortage of testosterone in a man or oestrogen in the case of a woman

Amazo:
Couldn't take that risk. It possibly could return because all kinds of snakes were abundant in the area, being jungle-like. And with many of the senior lecturers rearing livestock as a pastime, meant it was part of their hunting habitat and we would and did always encounter snakes regularly. My neighbors would kill them often, and some were really big. Then there were bats. Never seen such a huge bat population ever in all the countries i've been to, and not even in the States. They were so much that sometimes you had a "rain" of bat feces as they migrated within campus. And there were so many drop-dead gorgeous classy girls in OAU back then, so campus social life was ecstatic, although I for one was a bit reclusive since I was a stranger and culturally different. Anyway, it was fun quite alright, especially when you get to compete with squirrels in the mornings for the next ripe pawpaw on the tree and they're cussing at us mean humans . There were mango trees, orange trees and so on. It was really cool during school sessions but a bat cave when sessions are done and students gone home.

Hmmmm...I really like the way you narrate. Mehn I hate snakes, I've never really come in contact with one. Thank you very much, really enjoyed the gist

Antivirus92:
is rilwayne aka egg headers a gay?

Did you mean Rilwayne001?


**in Chief Zebrudaya's grammar**... Yes, He are.

Amazo:
You presume too much without adequate information on the subject matter. Dapo, the anomaly, is not a transgender by birth. He was actually a normal boy and lived like a normal man would, up to his university days. It is alleged his anomalous behavior began when he was in 200L or so and he started dressing like a girl, and gradually grew worse: trying to talk, walk and look like one. I've seen him one-on-one a couple of times and you could see an individual struggling to death to change his personality. Some say he was bewitched, who knows. Whatever it is, something happened to him, something unusual.

I believe some of them were born that way, Could be genetic disorder, just like albinism.

Lord001:
Upgrade ur factory fitted stupidity.

Buhari remains a stark illiterate. It seems this statement annoys you zombies a lot.

I'm not stopping any time soon.

Abdulhakeem7:
u're d real aba-made zombie

You're the Sambisa made wanking zombie.

Amazo:
Yes, really! Was in OAU for 2 years I think, lived off campus, quarters (as they call it) precisely, road 7, if I still remember correctly. The dean of Law then, an Ife indigene and Wole Soyinka hairstyle wannabe () lived on road 7 too. So gossips about the anomaly were abundant in road 7, and it was alleged his dad also lived somewhere in quarters, being an ASUU member. Quarters was like an African safari on its own, and Mother Nature was the queen of the park, sometimes nice and sometimes wicked. Once had baths outside on the field for a whole week because we found a 4-inch thick and about 2m long snake hanging on the bathroom shower and it escaped into the crevice in the ceiling. And twice during that time, some girls would come stare at us during our early baths in the fields around the time of the morning dew before any bit of sunrise. And you could hear them chuckling out loud, Wow these guys are loaded down there. In the dark, you could mistake one of my neighbor's own for a double barrel . Personally, OAU in many ways was the best campus in Nigeria then, not sure about now - because so much has gone south. Anyway, heard Dapo got expelled eventually, but rumor has it that he was later reinstated to finish his final year exams and graduate: not sure if this is true.

Wow!...The 'anomaly'.

It must have been mad fun back then, That snake though, As long as it wasn't killed, I wouldn't step into that bathroom again. But I still can't imagine bathing out in the open.

As for the Dapo guy, It's his life, let him live it.

What about flies

Vaseline crew.

Not bad.

Buhari didn't think or write this....His thinking capacity is not able to bring out something like this.

TheSonOfMark:
He's busy with my image.

I reckoned that too...

People are just heartless

Rilwayne001 be like...https://lookslikegooddesign.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/jp-8.jpg

MizMyColi:
Still doesn't explain zilch.it defies my logic.

Why exactly do they wear pampers?
I don't gerrit

Okay.
Cc: Rilwayne001

Our guy has fled.

MizMyColi:
I'm at a loss here.
Why exactly do they wear pampers?
Jokes apart.

Because they have leaking asses.

Truckpusher:
Aren't we brothers again in this bad mouth business?

But on a serious note who keeps pictures of a fellow nairalander , especially same gender?

Singing to Rilwayne Gaylord * Mark is married to Jesus , Rilwayne Gaylord leave him alone*

As in eh...Rilwayne001 fall hands big time.

Chai!... How can one be wanking to his fellow man's picture

End time things

Rilwayne001:
Seriously, I am not pained by your display of stupidity. I can't just help but pity the flat head race. Is this how pathetic you are?

You sound pained. I'm not happy at all. This is bad news for me, how could you Rilwan??...who knows how many innocent asses that must have been desecrated by that foto of yours. I hereby proclaim you the chairman of the wankers association.

Truckpusher:
Not a chance - he's a diick nibbling goblin.

https://kokofeed.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Barack-Obama-laughing.jpg
You too get bad mouth.

Rilwayne001:
I'm outta here.

Haba Rilwan. How could you?