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Mr..Cork:
what is the capital of Murogonistan?? I have a blind date

Natsinogorum!

onila: hmmm guys do u agree with benny points?

he's 80% correct.

Op, it's because at that age, they are fading and they pick on you because they know you are faded!

Interested? Pls mail me at
talk2loluone@yahoo.com

1, 5 bedroon duplex at Wuse2. N220m.
2, 4 bedroom duplex with 1 room bq at wuse2. N120m.
3, 3 bedroom bungalow with a generator at wuse2. N85m.
4, 5 bedroom duplex with 2 room bq at wuse2. N250m.
5, 5 bedrooom duplex with 2 room bq at maitama. N450m.
6, 8 bedroom duplex with 2 room bq at maitama. N250m.
7, 5 bedroom duplex with 2 room bq at maitama. N350m.
8, 5 bedroom duplex with 2 room bq at gwarimpa. N65m.
9, 6 bedroom duplex with 4 room bq at gwarimpa. N105m.
10, 5 bedroom duplex with 3 sitting room at apo legislative quaters. N140m.
11, 5500sqm of land at maitama aliero with CofO. N150m.
12, 1500sqm of land at lugbe with RofO. N500k.
13, 2500sqm of land at katampe with CofO. N60m
14, 3000sqm of land at katampe with CofO. N60m,
15, 1600smq of land at katampe with CofO. N35m.

Do u have 2300sqm of land at jehi?

naijasexy: Slimyem and Cocoa why derail this thread?

You guys are acting like kids who had all their treats stolen after a long Halloween night.
It's alright, call truce. Please.

Peacemaker, which one be your own nah? Abeg go watch TV. The e-fight is fun!
Btw, seems some registered for insult101, insult201 and insult302 in their school days! I wan die hear.

Op, you can still trust your babe for she still loves u. Her not telling u earlier is bcs she didnt know how u would feel. thus, she didnt want to hurt your feelings.

Only in the movie

Lagos simply means agbero city.

tpacalipse: Women only beg a man not to leave only if he has money. But if the man is broke, they really don't give a fffkk.

this show the type of babe you've been dating. Some naija babes dont give a damn about your money. Btw, i've seen a well-endowed lady crying and begging and kneeling and rolling on the floor when a broke-arse guy wanted to ditch her. Ol boy, you would pity this lady if u were there.

slimyem: at least you don senior me reach sugar mummy levels.
how old are you again sef?43?
Enu e bi iwo idi mi!
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeew

see the kin word wey dey come out from your mouth.

chucky234: I don't know why ladies out here keep lying pretending to be hardy while they break down in tears at the least beaf with their BF or hubby.
They come out here and say hmm I can't beg him,why kneels down,he should go bla bla bla
I know so many of them who cried,kneeled,even gather their entire families and friends to beg the BF/hubby to stop him from leaving.
Why come here with your pride to lie on here,you can never be truthful for once,na wa

these girls are chronic liars!

Op, is this your indirect way of saying u need a BF?

freecocoa: what's there to form for na?life is too sweet for that.

you will have to lecture them! It's so unfortunate some dont see it that way.
Btw, this club u are supporting will dissapoint you O! They are real heartbreaker! Will you come join madrid? Form still available.

switdick: to top it they are better in defense plus they have a very sharp attack also good@ counter attack just like us(real madrid),they'l be lots of goals in a match like that,definitely a game to watch....to be honest that frightens the whole of me!

Lets fear not! I foresee us in final.

opribo: Ignore them, this ia the handy work of jobless and mischievousness neighbors. Real robbers dont announce their coming. the people that wrote it are people who live within the area and they know who is who in the neighborhood.

What to do let everybody just go about their normal duty and put up a notice board informing the general public that any robber will be beheaded, that the community is ready for them. With this they will stay away.

Ignore wetin? Have u lived in lagos before?
Op, dont mind him O!

ndidibabe: We have good security doors at home. What if they come and we fail to open the doors for them? Is that a good Idea?

You will use your hand to open the door for them when they come around.
The best thing for you is to temporarily leave the vicinity.
Those guys are mean! Especially if they have notified you before coming.

switdick: I'ld say Amen to that but do you sincerely see us crossing bayern like easy?

That got me thinking. Bayern is a very tough team with the likes of adjen roben and co.
It will surely be a game!

freecocoa: Na so e suppose be na, gbosa for you too my brother.

one of the reasons i like you. You don't form!

freecocoa: Abeg my own is let chelsea be vs Barca

you are everywhere! Anyway, i give u 3 gbosa!
Hala madrid!

Chimezie198: You go lyk date person wey get:
Flat yansh
small yansh
medium yansh
large yansh
xtra large yansh
xtra xtra large yansh

all of the above.