₦airaland Forum

naijasexy: I cannot marry from an extremely poor family. Hurtful as it may sound, it's the plain truth.

190: Should i talk

aguiyi: ;Ddont let me see u near the sea shores

freecocoa: Swahili.

aguiyi: crocodile

pendo89: pendo means love

Loveangel: well,its nt all abt bein fine or not.its nt even all abt bein rich or nt to hv female followers.it goes beyond physical,remember d sayin;looks captures d eyes while personality captures d hrt.

lefulefu: except dat babe wan use u for money rituals na im she go ask u out
me sef no trust naija babes ooo

Kevin_II: You are one of the retards, infact you are retard-in-chief because this is the most redundant unromantic topic i have seen on nl romance. sikiru like you

Loveangel: wat da f**k,woo for 6mnths?lol.i cant remember doin dat even in my high college.

Ijogz K: If you are as Fine as me, You have to learn to say Nope!!! Or u will die young....

koolkamzzy: If somebody bites you and you rub some fresh okro on it, the persons teeth falls off
if you put on the light (lantern)when its raining thunder will trace the light and strike anybody seated close to the light
if you put your hand in somebody's hand and suck it, you are sucking the persons blood
if a married woman make luv to another man other than her husband she falls sick and dies if she doesn't confess (i think this works in some part of Nigeria)
if you have sour throat, go to where three roads meet (Orita meta) and rub salt, the sour throat will Automatically be transfered to the first person that step on it
If you set fire on somebody's shit, the person's Anus will pull out
If you spit on the ground and somebody steps on it, you will have sour throat

the leke leke thingy still dey surprise me o....


Reverting with further updates

dayokanu: If you wan grow beards rub methylated spirit on your chin

Loveangel: Not cos u luv women,its cos u'v got no class.in other words,u dig any hole dat comes ur way.

2nkechi: cheating on two guys? lol dats a normal tin, u wanna tell me u havent cheated on ur girl before? nigga pls. fyi, like i quoted earlier "am in luv with both of them" do u really want me to tell u wht luv is? abeg o! thanks for the advice + crticism

slimyem: why would she make up such story on here?
dey dere dey yarn opata!

Mynd_44: Oh please I am way too old to start believing bedtime stories. BTW such fortune cookie bullisht story rarely move me

Mynd_44: Coldfeet has to be the best liar on NL. Imagine such Nollywood tale. Please what is the title of the movie? My illiterate neighbour is jobless as usual and disturbing me

Coldfeet: The WORST advice I've ever taken from someone was from my now ex friend Nike! She told me that she knows someone who will make my PAPILO(sugar dad) at the time love me exclusively and give me whatever I demand! I followed her and was giving some unknown substance to lick and to speak my desires to a horn!!! after I'd written down the guys name and mothers name alongside mine. I was giving three little cuts on my chest and back! And that was it! My man became my mugu! He bought me a murano! Rented and stocked up a shop at a shopping complex in lekki! My bank account was at the greenest it has ever been! I lived the 'good' life! And funny enough I started refusing this guy sex and he never complained! One day my ex friend told me baba wants to see you o! And I thought what for? He has done his job and I've payed him! So I refused to see the baba. To cut a long story short AM THANKFUL TO GOD that i am still alive today to tell this story to whoever cares to read, all of a sudden I became dispensable! The guy doesn't have my time anymore! I crashed my suv hitting someone in the process, spent a lot on that! My business took a dive! I developed rashes over my body! The house I built in lekki had to be sold so I can offset my mounting bills! I became worst than who I was when I decided to manipulate my papilo. Today am happily married to a wonderful man and a mother of two belles and two princes! I had to give up all i acquired from that demonic union in order to survive and start afresh! The 3 little marks are still there to remind me of that time but I know that with time it will all fade away!! I gained the world and almost lost my soul! Ladies and Gents beware of use council you keep.

NRI PRIEST: I dont know about all Naija women but I know for sure from experience that Yoruba women Kitty-Cat stinks very bad! I dont know if it has to do with their very black skin,nasty food or is it from their typical dirty nature. . .bring it on so I can expose your women. . .betrayers and treacherous baastards with the dirtiest and ugliest women in Africa !!