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Choosing a wife these days is one of d hardest decision making. Lots of guys have ended up marrying a profesional ashawo unwittingly. @op, your parents should be d least of d problems.

If this is real, then kudos to the police. Atleast, it would depict unity.

Reduce womanising, buy more cars, build or buy another house and finally, get married. Amen.

He no gree N3000? I will pay cash.

I cheat when jamb was jamb & waec was waec. kudos to pathfinder lesson. No be all these yeye waec & neco wey dem dey do now. But i never cheat in my university days.

Some time, some airtime, some money, some sex. Depend on d type one is dating.

U better post it here.

Iyatrustee, u won make odaiero go do money ritual? Odaiero wey be say comon bicycle he no get, na footcamry he dey use.
Doc, how do i snatch my father's wife? The woman too fine!

Doc, my house is full of rats, u fit come help me pursue them? Thanks

Doc, i believe in u, that's why am asking u. Born2fuck no sabi anything, na u sabi all.
Ques 3. My neighbour stole my chrismas ckicken, what do i do?

Ok doc, i will post d pix.
Ques 2. How do i suck their pussy?

Doc, how do i go about it if i wana date all d babes on NL?

Even d worwor sef no be virgin. Na lie most of them dey talk. Na until u reach there u go know d truth.

The OP is a fucking bastard crazy chronical liar! Just dont know why you are telling these lies. To impress who?
People that dont know or give a damn about u? I've spent over an hour reading every posts in this thread from page 1 to 15, and i've got to say d OP is someone a normal person should disassociate himself from.

Oh my god! I no watch d movie from d beginning. Anyway, nothing spoil.

Wel, dialogue is d best in a situation like this or else d house would turn a war zone. Seriously, that guy is a born bastard for allowing a woman to beat her up. I once dated a girl, i never she was a boxer. Whenever we had an argument, d next thin is - she would made a fist & stand like a profesional boxer. At first i thought it was a joke. Not until a day i tried to slap her, she waved it & hit my jaw. Ol boy, i beat craze comot for her body. After beaten her like 3times, she stopped raising her fists before me.

Day11, hahahahahahaha! I know say u be ajepako original, that's why d tin pain u. Oloriburuku!

Emenma, may be d guy just no won fall 'mugun'. Dont worry, he will return to u on d 7th january.

Lol, most ajepako ones no sabi kiss at all, d butter ones dey try sha.
Op, nawa for u O! u sef u go kiss Ekaete. All d Ekaete wey i know their mouth dey smell of fufu.

Lolz, your guy is a typical niger guy. Wel, may be d guy is broke. Sorry.

Their's no point in telling story here. What u need to know is : forget about him for u mean nothing to him!!

Then u are dealing with a goat. What u do now is : call him & get blunt with him. If that doesnt work, give me his contact.

Cyberfreak, u are a good girl! Dont discuss anything with him. Avoid him with style. He will get that your are disassociating yourself from him. He will back out himself.

If her bf catch u, he go beat craze comot for your head.

Bcs decent man & woman don finish.

97% babes are seller. Some just put up a strong pretence.

Forget that your first gf since u dont feelings for her anymore. The second gf likes u, just give her time. She will sucumb.

Did i hear someone say "lie"? The op is right. I remember sometime ago at transcorp hilton swimming pool, their was this babe i tried to chat up, initially, she seemed not to give a Bleep about me, but when i told her i've been lodging in d hotel for d last 4 months, she gave me a different look and a special smile. Ol boy, she came to my room that day O! No be smal tin.

Referee, who's d winner between freecoco & babe?

That's what happen when u spend 20hrs out of your 24hrs on NL.

Fake butt? Noooooo

Hahahahahahahaha!
@babe, u dey vex O. No be fight nah. He came to me & i came to u.
@190, I dont have her number. beside i've never met d girl. Only saw her pix. What's your advise?
@slimyem, No be small thing O!