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xynerio:
Me and my friends went to a nite party one saturday night and they were dancing with their gals but due to I dont have a gal, I just sat in a corner like a gentleman expecting a luck. And surely there was. A fair complexioned lady walk straight to me and ask me to dance with her, first I resisted due to my shyness but she insisted. We started dancing and before u know it we started laughing. I ask her to see me one of the weekend but she said I should see her first. I said when will that be and she said now. My friends were somewhere watching us. I quickly spotted them and took her to them for introduction. They ask me carry on and be back in time. They know who she is but trying to trick me. When we got to her house, I was scared at first. The environment is not neat. It seems there was a barrack close to it cos soldiers are everywhere. Well I ignore that and walk straight to her room. She did not even offer me anything she said I should pull. I was like '' pull what?'' she said I should be fast that other customers will be waiting for her. That was when I realize she was a prostitute. I told her am sorry that I never new she was a prostitute. She said 'that one na tori' I was about going when she gave me a heavy knock on the head. The word that came out of my mouth was '' UKPABIE''. Before u could know it a soldier came in an ask if all is well. I know those soldiers are shagging this lady for free and if u mess with them the the army will bazoka your ass. I told the army officer that nothing is wrong just a little misunderstanding. She started raining abuses at me and laughing. I was embarrassed. I went back to my friends rubbing my head where she knock me. They saw me from afar and burst into uncontrollable laughter.

ROFLMAO dis guy and his stories anyway u posted it in the rite section I don laugh tire

candylips:
am chating with my love rokky

okkkkk i better find my own love.

what is candy doing here?

rokiatu:
how is this even a question? every girl want to sleep with some one
specail, and not every guy you meet will be specail.

Gbam!!!!

aje49ja:
It I think he is DHTML

you must be joking U MUST BE JOKING MAN!

na wa biggest shock of my life nairaland time

what do you think?

candylips:
Swit D is a girl o sey u know

u keep saying this, I really hope u are joking




Jay bee, we will marry next month

aje49ja:
Rok Swift-D hav been banned for 3 months, he have serve one month remaining more two months, maybe by Decenber he will be here
afraid of u na

pls tell me more

aje49ja:
SL, coz am afriad

afriad of what?

I thought so too. anyway welcome

rokiatu u want me to slap u didn't u see me?

haha Y are u shock?

but there is no photo in ur profile how am I to see it?

*cough*

aja good to know, hope u slept well. chillexy maybe the guys are following my name. i will soon change it to sweetLeamon and see what happends lol

[url=http://candy pls do not go away.]candy pls do not go away.[/url]

am good guys thank u. wow how am I suppose to chat with two guys here? candy where are u? come fast.