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Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by sexyLeamon(f): 6:40pm On Nov 19, 2014
Scooby1:
Cream cake for the ladies cheesy cheesy cheesy
not funny.
TV/Movies / Re: The Vampire Diaries and The Originals Fan Page by sexyLeamon(f): 9:30am On May 15, 2013
ella.b:
ope ooooo...the writers have decided to allow Bonnie stay dead.
I can't stand her.

Is that a joke?
Romance / Re: . by sexyLeamon(f): 3:45pm On Mar 17, 2013
Not easy... I hate the lonely nights, the hugs, the hand holding, the kisses, the se**x, the cuddle, the companionship, and so on.

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Romance / Re: What Kind Of Guys/girls Do You "Friend Zone?" by sexyLeamon(f): 7:55am On Mar 15, 2013
IIIIxRoyalxIIII:


Ok time to Pick up where i Left Off.......

Women With Tattoss...

Women with Bad Skin, Lots of Acne

Women With an Overly Awkward Abundance of Fake Hair....

Women With Snaggle Teeth...{I am pretty Liberal when it comes to bad teeth, but i just hate the Snaggly Sabretooth Women}

Women who stay with Dirty Fingernails.....Yuck

Women who stay wearing Lip Gloss.......

Women With an Obsessive Desire to Rock Bright Neon Lighted Lipstick Coloring.

Women With Unattractive VaJina's that look like a Dogs Mouth.

Women Who Dress Like Studs.

Women who are Obese and have Lopsided Shapes or Abnormally Top Heavy

Women who wear way too much perfume and artificial fragrances






You must have a lot of girls friends.

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Romance / Re: Compatibility ! Chemistry ! Does It Really Matter In A Relationship by sexyLeamon(f): 9:14am On Aug 30, 2012
rhufffryda: @ Poster

What has chemistry/Compatibilty got to do with it?

As i always say, As long as d phuzzy is tight, who cares about anything else. wink smiley grin


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Family / Re: How Do You Welcome Your Husband Home After Work? by sexyLeamon(f): 9:02am On Aug 30, 2012
Yomieluv: thanks jare.when i'm marid,this is how,i want to be welcomed.i want my wife,and kids to dash out of d house,when they hear the hoot of my car,shouting "daddy oyoyo oyoyo"shaking their bombom o,then i'll dash out 1 gala,and lacasera for them to share,with a pat of their back.

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Romance / Re: She Doesn't Like Kissing Me Cos Of My Mustash by sexyLeamon(f): 6:48am On Aug 11, 2011
190_@:

smh undecided

in this 21century someone still wants to be like OSAMA BIN LADEN

smh

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Romance / Re: **why Does It Always Seem Bad For A Handsome Guy To Marry A Not So Pretty Lady? by sexyLeamon(f): 6:47am On Aug 11, 2011
livedit:

Maybe because "looks" may not be necessarily be all that important of a attribute to have in finding a long term partner. Outside beauty can only get people so far. Being relationship material is more than just "looks", it's also about the substance of a person. No one says you have to be or marry a super model or marry someone hidhideousBut "ugly" to whom is what I say. To this person or that person. Maybe the "fine" guy don't think his woman is "ugly". I've seen very fine-looking men, but their personality was so ugly that it made them ugly and that goes the same with women. So it's the whole package, not just what's on the outside that defines a person. To be "fine", you got to be fine IN and OUT.
Gbam.
Romance / Guys What's Your Preferred Body Type On A Woman? by sexyLeamon(f): 6:37am On Aug 11, 2011
Please state and give reason why.
Romance / Re: Why Are Ugly Guys To Attractive To Preety Girls? by sexyLeamon(f): 6:29am On Aug 11, 2011
Nayah:

I mean he's a human being with eyes and feelings.
True grin
Romance / Re: Why Are Ugly Guys To Attractive To Preety Girls? by sexyLeamon(f): 7:46am On May 30, 2011
Anyway I take back my words if she is only 6yr. All kids are cute kiss Tell her hi for me.
Romance / Re: Why Are Ugly Guys To Attractive To Preety Girls? by sexyLeamon(f): 7:45am On May 30, 2011
Did I say anything offensive? I only said "I hope she is not as cute as you". Real wao undecided
TV/Movies / Re: Your Favorite Bollywood Actor/actress by sexyLeamon(f): 7:31am On May 30, 2011
rokiatu:

Hhahah she is a very talented actress. cheesy Have you watch her in Fanaa?

Here's my top must watch Kajol movies. She is my favourite actress, I've watched most of her movies.

11 pyaar to hona hi tha

10 My name is Khan

9 Gupt

8 Baazigar

7 Hum Aapke dil mein rehte hain

6 Dushman

5 Dilwale dulhania le jayenge


4 kabhi kushi kabhi gham

3 Kuch kuch hota hai


2 Fanaa


1 U me aur Hum
Best!
Romance / Re: Wot Kinda Insult Is This? by sexyLeamon(f): 7:19am On May 30, 2011
There is lack of respect in the relationship. Time to wear the pants wink
Celebrities / Re: $1m: Kim Kardashian's 20.5-carat Engagement Ring! by sexyLeamon(f): 7:17am On May 30, 2011
suxes2005:

In a nutshell she does not worth it?
Who are you to determine other people worth? Tell me.
Family / Re: Why do women agree to be secret wives?: vote by sexyLeamon(f): 7:16am On May 30, 2011
Desperation and stup[idity.

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