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Romance / Re: She Is Crazy Of My Lips,eyes And Voice! by sexyLeamon(f): 7:12am On May 30, 2011
frank3.16:

can u say this louder? i dont think he heard u clearly.

@poster, are u not even happy that she likes a guy who jumps buses like u? there are guys, finer, richer that u u know, this could be your only chance to get laid. honestly i think she is helping u by hitting a poor guy like u. ok, u think that fact that u have bb u are ok? this is tooo funny.


Typical mentality of a stup!d man. And what make you think only poor people take buses? I have a very good and expensive car, I drive very well but sometimes I take the train/bus due to other reasons.

@Poster, all that self praise was not necessary. Now tell me, what is the point of this thread?

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Celebrities / Re: $1m: Kim Kardashian's 20.5-carat Engagement Ring! by sexyLeamon(f): 7:03am On May 30, 2011
Even if the internet get shut down, the past can never change. The most important thing is to past that, and move on with life. She is doing that just rightly. Who are we to question her happiness? Time we all move pass that tape thing really.
Celebrities / Re: $1m: Kim Kardashian's 20.5-carat Engagement Ring! by sexyLeamon(f): 6:59am On May 30, 2011
Everybody make mistakes.
Romance / Re: What Is It With Beautiful Women And Character Flaws by sexyLeamon(f): 6:57am On May 30, 2011
adosjun:

True talk. But men ain't carried away by look compared to women.
Say what?
Romance / Re: Why Are Ugly Guys To Attractive To Preety Girls? by sexyLeamon(f): 6:51am On May 30, 2011
He can blame mother Teresa if he wants. I just hope his little sister is not as cute as him lipsrsealed

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Forum Games / Re: "Pillow Fight" Game by sexyLeamon(f): 6:36am On May 30, 2011
Throw a rubbish bin at him.
Celebrities / Re: Meet Majid Michel And His Family by sexyLeamon(f): 6:33am On May 30, 2011
The king is at it again. A total transformation in looks, character, and everything shocked I bow.
Celebrities / Re: Will Smith Dead? by sexyLeamon(f): 6:29am On May 30, 2011
If this news turn out to be fake (I hope it is) I will pass through my computer and burst this poster's balls.
Celebrities / Re: $1m: Kim Kardashian's 20.5-carat Engagement Ring! by sexyLeamon(f): 6:27am On May 30, 2011
skypopson:

the same kim that had a pornographic tape with ray-j.can't believe this americn's can be this silly.marrying a girl half the population have seen be cummed on.BULLSHIT
Are you a saint yourself? @Topic, Reggie was the best looking bf she ever had.
Romance / Re: Of Course Many Nigerian Girls Look Unattractive Without Make Up And Fake Hair by sexyLeamon(f): 6:20am On May 30, 2011
MzDarkSkin:

girl they won't even take your advice. they are hypocrites sis. grin
Indeed they are. If not, they wouldn't be going out with them.

Mrs, Chima:

They like those girls with blond hair, pale skin, and Star Trek colored eyes looking like a super sized bag of decomposed skin.

grin grin
Romance / Re: Why Are Ugly Guys To Attractive To Preety Girls? by sexyLeamon(f): 6:12am On May 30, 2011
martyns303:

I recognize am not prince charming
"Prince" and "Charming" are two words you should never associate with yourself again my dear love. It doesn't go with the image!


martyns303:

I recognize am not prince charming, and i'd NEVER call any one ''ugly''. Not in real life, not on NL. I once started a topic on that, but it was just for the fun of it. U should be talking to your poster pal.
Well maybe you like to joke around with things like that not me! I am being dead serious here. You see I am not always the first one to point out people faults nor am I fond of calling other people "ugly." But treat other people the way you want to be treated.

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Romance / Re: Of Course Many Nigerian Girls Look Unattractive Without Make Up And Fake Hair by sexyLeamon(f): 6:03am On May 30, 2011
You can always settle for those village girls that have never ever seen make up in their whole life.

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Romance / Re: Why Are Ugly Guys To Attractive To Preety Girls? by sexyLeamon(f): 5:54am On May 30, 2011
Mrs, Chima:

He is not exactly what I call fione. But I have seen worst on this site. Ooh lawd! lipsrsealed
I have only seen two hot guys on this site. I can't even remember their names anymore. The plain fact is that, nairaland is home of ugly and arrogant men who come online to bash women in order to feel superior. How often do you see girl chasing guys on this site? Yet we see men chasing the very women they called "ugly" quite frequently. Funny enough.


Hotie Tima:


john abraham look alike will never be found here huni,
Finding a Shakti Kapoor lookalike is hard enough and you're talking about John LOL take you time sugar.

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Romance / Re: Why Are Ugly Guys To Attractive To Preety Girls? by sexyLeamon(f): 5:33am On May 30, 2011
Mrs, Chima:

Did your dentist go on a long sabbatical?  shocked shocked   I saw more parking spaces than I saw teeth in your mouth. lipsrsealed   You was talking about Hottie's shoes but her toes doesn't look like your fingers.  Your fingers looks like it been playing in some toxic acid asses.   lipsrsealed shocked shocked
Gbam! I thought I was going to see some john abraham lookalike in his profile picture only to see a face only a mother can love. Somone need to slap em ugly guys thinking they are all that and I wouldn't mind volunteering.

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Romance / Re: Why Are Ugly Guys To Attractive To Preety Girls? by sexyLeamon(f): 5:28am On May 30, 2011
I buy most of my shoes there too. They are expensive and beautiful. And I saw that particularly one last month. grin
Romance / Re: Why Are Ugly Guys To Attractive To Preety Girls? by sexyLeamon(f): 5:25am On May 30, 2011
martyns303, my dear I just check your profile and honestly sweetie, you should be the last guy here to called anyone ugly. You are fugly. And what's up with that expression? Did I just hear you called someone shoes "cheap?" The clothes you are wearing in that profile look as if you bought it from the used shop. The fashion police need to whip your assszzz for that hideous crime of fashion. With you look, and your bad sense of fashion, I kindly advice you to not pick on anybody please. Maybe most of you nairaland guys have the allusion that your are hot. But honestly most of you guys are ugly.

You are a classy example of what the poster is talking about. Ugly guys thinking they are all that. Before you point fingers at others, take a good look at yourself in the mirror yourself.
Frankly, if I was to see a girl like Hotie Tima, with you in reality I would be pretty shocked that she settle for someone like you.

Tima sugar, your shoes are hot kiss kiss Did you get them at betts?

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TV/Movies / Re: Your Favorite Bollywood Actor/actress by sexyLeamon(f): 5:13am On May 30, 2011
Zaveira:

Aishwarya and John are mine favorites !
John is good but Aishwarya Ria? lipsrsealed shocked
Forum Games / Re: Rokiatu Let's Chat Here by sexyLeamon(f): 5:12am On May 30, 2011
candylips:

sexylemon shocked

Amigoz:


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Hi guys grin
Family / Re: . by sexyLeamon(f): 6:47am On May 23, 2011
Leave him, keep quiet, or start calling him names also.
Romance / Re: Girls, What Part Of A Men's Body Attract You? by sexyLeamon(f): 6:43am On May 23, 2011
I get it. You are hard to please. grin

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Celebrities / Re: Meet Majid Michel And His Family by sexyLeamon(f): 6:35am On May 23, 2011
undecided undecided
Romance / Re: Girls, What Part Of A Men's Body Attract You? by sexyLeamon(f): 6:34am On May 23, 2011
iice:

I don't like ugly hands and feet.
Fingers must be shaped well, no flat foot, beautiful toenails/fingernails.
I may not remember faces sometimes, but i remember feet/hands tongue

Icce, most men have ugly feet.

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Family / Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by sexyLeamon(f): 6:32am On May 23, 2011
yemmykemmy:

Good day to you my darling,your question is very good and i know you need a good and sincere answer.
Every human being created as an iota of selfishness in them ,that manifest at a time in ones life ,you wonder why go through this child birth pain and discomfort to be a mum,its unfair on women, BUT WAIT AS A christian or muslim woman,we should not forget our duty which GOD as given us ,its like our reason here on earth,to look after our home .So my sister what do you clasify as your home or what will become your home,your home is not 50'' plasma TV in your front room ,or 10 bedroom house if you are lucky BUT(PAUSE) your home is (1)your husband(the man you chose,the man you love to the extent of living with him,sleeping with him and(2) majorly your GOD GIVEN CHILDREN.
AT THIS JUNCTION THINK GOD DID NOT GIVE MAN THE FACILITIES TO CARRY PREGNANCY (9months),ITS ONLY US WOMEN,SO IF YOU CANT CARRY PREGNANCY HOW DO YOU GO INTO LABOUR.

I WROTE THE ABOVE AS AN INTRODUCTION FOR YOU TO KNOW THE REASON WHY YOU ARE UNIQUE AND WONDERFUL,SEE YOURSELF AS SOMEONE A LOT OF PEOPLE LOVE,RESPECT AND DEPEND ON TO BE ABLE TO DO THIS TASK.

BY THE SPECIAL GRACE OF GOD ,AM A MOTHER AND I CAN TELL YOU ITS PAINFUL BUT

1)THE SPECIAL GRACE OF GOD

2)THE LOVE OF YOUR HUSBAND MAKE IT LESS PAINFUL,

DURING PREGNANCY READ A LOT OF BOOKS ON CHILDBIRTH,MY SISTER IT HELPS TO PREPARE YOU,IT MIGHT NOT BE AS IN THE BOOK BUT YOU HAVE AN IDEA,TRY AND WALK AT LEAST 30MINS AROUND YOUR AREA EVERYDAY.GET OFF THE BUS 15MINS BEFORE YOUR HOUSE AND WALK,DONT JUST SIT ON THE SOFA ALL DAY,THOU YOUR BODY WILL WANT TO DO THAT PARTICULARLY TOWARDS THE LASTS 2MONTHS .EAT FRUIT DONT JUST EAT HEAVY FOOD ALONE.MAKE LOVE WITH YOUR HUSBAND WHEN YOUR BODY CAN ALLOW(AROUND 5MONTHS AND 7MONTHS IS MORE ENJOYABLE)
ABOVE ALL BE VERY PRAYERFUL,APOSTLE PAUL WROTE IN THE BIBLE HE SAID WE(WOMEN)WILL BE REDEEM THROUGH CHILDBIRTH SO IT THE TIME OF YOUR REDEMPTION.
LISTEN CAREFULLY YOUR FRIENDS CHILDBIRTH EXPERIENCE MAY BE PAINFUL AND TRUMATIC YOU NEVER KNOW YOURS MAY NOT BE SO ,IT DEPENDS ON YOUR CERVIX OPENING ON TIME AND YOUR BABY READY TO COME OUT.
LASTLY ,THE JOY YOU WILL EXPERIENCE AS YOU HOLD HIM OR HER CANNOT BE EXPRESS BY MOUTH ,ITS UNIQUE .SO MY DEAR SISTERS THERE NO JOY THAN WHEN YOU HOLD YOUR BABY AND HE OR SHE SMILE BACK AT YOU.
GOD BLESS YOU ALL


Very helpful advice.

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Forum Games / Re: Rokiatu Let's Chat Here by sexyLeamon(f): 6:28am On May 23, 2011
This thread is still on?
Romance / Re: Girls, What Part Of A Men's Body Attract You? by sexyLeamon(f): 6:27am On May 23, 2011
Feet? grin

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Romance / Girls, What Part Of A Men's Body Attract You? by sexyLeamon(f): 6:21am On May 23, 2011
For me the abs and the height. kiss

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Romance / Re: What Does A Smoking Hot Girl Look Like? by sexyLeamon(f): 6:19am On May 23, 2011
Thank o jare. The woman is beautiful.
Computers / Re: What Pisses You Off About Facebook? by sexyLeamon(f): 5:49am On May 23, 2011
Sooooooooooooooo many.1 silly girls in desperate need of comments on their look uploading photos on facebook daily. Is called "facebook" not picture book.

2 Idiotic boys commenting on people photos. I put my picture there so people can get an ideal of what I look like. I do not put it there to fish for compliments. Keep all your flattering to your self please
.

3 Seems like some people are in race to see who gets the most friends. Loners who do not even know 5% of the people they has as friends have about 4000 plus friends. How does that help them in any way? undecided

4 silly girls who take photos in bathroom etc. I really do not want to see your dirty mirror or underwear.


5 The popularity contest that girls have turn facebook into. One girl told me, "I'm so popular on facebook, I get more than 1000 comments on one photo" yeah so how does that help you? undecided Narcissistic little girls!


6 Old people using facebook, people as old as my grand dad. Please get a life!


7 People who have no photo of themself at all. Not even a profile photo. Are you that ashamed of your face?

8 Guys trying to get a fuckmate from facebook. I have enough toasters in real life to deal with. I do not need scary little loners trying to toast me up. Grow some balls be a man and approach a girl in real life.


9 Some people actually life in facebook. They go to desperate meassure to get attention. Why are you trying so hard? Do you get pay for it?

10 Lack of privacy. Some idiotic people who have no work look for people on facebook, and copy your picture, to do what with it I don't know. I have even seen such case on nairaland. A desperate loser went on facebook, copied a girl photo and post on here just to make fun of her here. Why is another person look/life bothering you so much? Pick your nose if you have nothing to do.
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[color=#990000]11People who do not even say "hi" to you in real life, and when they see you, they want to act all lovey dovey. Why are you such a chronic pretended?



12 People who document every second of their life. You see status like "I am so sleepy" "I just got back" etc etc Screw that. I do not even post much anymore. I rather keep quiet then post every little details of my life in pointless attention seeking updates.

13 Foolish people trying to promot their business[/color]. I am not on facebook to do bussines with anyone.[/color]



14 silly friends that open groups and add you with out your consent. Did I tell you I wanted to be added?


15 Friend who put my photos on facebook without me knowing. I took that photo for my personal album not for jerks to self-service off on it on facebook.

16 Idiotic guys who probably get regretted by a girl and since they are such nutbags, and can not take rejection, they go on calling the girl ugly all over the place. Sorry that you are ugly and got regretted, but you are probably also blind. And to be honest, we don't need to see your silly fights on facebook.


17 When I take people photos with my camera, you hear them saying "please can you put it on facebook for me?' WHAT?! Are you that sad? Hence the reason I give my camera away to my little sister.  I will see how I will put your photo on facebook.

18 People who add you, delete you, and then add you again? Really, you think you are my mother? I will keep accepting you? You need a wake up call.


19 silly guys/girls who add people just because the person is hot. Yeah I am hot, But I am not adding every motherfu!!ckers. Sometimes, you add some on them out of pity and pwed! You start getting idiotic inbox massages and comments on your photos I just delete then within seconds.


20 silly girls who do not know the difference between compliment and insult. You see a guy comment on their photos "Damn girl I want to fu!!ck you" And they go "Thank you so much darling" Lord! Are you that silly?

21 Old people adding me. like really, What do I have in common with you?

22 People who knows you, and have the possibility of seeing you posting important massages on your wall. Tell me when you see me loser. Is it that serious? Or are you just lazy?

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