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Celebrities / 9 Things Donald Trump Promised He Will Do As US President by Seyeah23(m): 6:51pm On Nov 09, 2016

Trump made several promises while campaigning to become the leader of the free world that would drastically change U.S. policy.

One of his promises is that as president he will make America great again.

Shortly after the 70-year-old was declared winner of the US election, the president-elect gave a victory speech in New York where he promised what he is going to do on first day in office.

Here are 10 things Trump said he would do on his first day in office:

1. “Convene his top generals and inform them they have 30 days to come up with a plan to stop ISIS.”

2. “Repeal Obamacare and undo some of Obama’s executive orders.”

3. “Begin swiftly removing criminal illegal immigrants from the country.”

4. “Notify all countries that refuse to take back dangerous illegal immigrants who have committed crimes in this country that they will lose access to visa programs if they continue to do so.”

5. “Fix the Department of Veterans Affairs.”

6. “Call the heads of major companies who are moving operations oversea to inform them that they’ll face 35 percent tariffs.”

7. “Start taking care of the military.”

8. “Suspend Syrian refugee resettlement.”

9. “Meet with Homeland Security officials and generals to begin securing the southern border.”

https://www.naij.com/1041444-9-things-donald-trump-promised-will-first-day-president.html

Politics / This Is How A Nation Should Be Not What We Have Here (photo) by Seyeah23(m): 9:43pm On Nov 03, 2016

Talk about a hard-working nation.
How long would it take to fix this road in your country?

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Romance / Which Of These Statements Hurt The Most In A Relationship by Seyeah23(m): 9:24pm On Oct 22, 2016

Which statement hurts the most in a relationship?? 1. Its over between me and you. 2. Goodbye for good. 3. I never loved you. 4. You’re a turnoff. 5. I am pregnant but you are not the father. 6. I only used you for s3x. 7. I’ve made another girl pregnant. 8. I’ve found someone else better than you. Add Yours…..

Celebrities / Re: Islamic Scholar Asks Rahama Sadau To Turn Down Invitation To Hollywood by Seyeah23(m): 10:07pm On Oct 20, 2016

VomeSchakleton:

I don't expect manky ninny minded turd burglars like you to understand. Do this world a favor and kill yourself

See who dey talk.... Like the way you guys kill each other right. You do yourself that favour and tie a rope round your neck and jump from a cliff... Nitwit like you

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Celebrities / Re: Islamic Scholar Asks Rahama Sadau To Turn Down Invitation To Hollywood by Seyeah23(m): 5:21pm On Oct 20, 2016

VomeSchakleton:
Visiting a set in Hollywood will do her no good as they'll never hire her. She chose to rebel, she chose to go against her culture and values, soon she'll find out that this fame and attention is temporary and then she'll realise who her true friends are.

Abeg, wetin this one dey talk self.. You normal so?

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Jokes Etc / Bible App Update by Seyeah23(m): 11:30am On Oct 06, 2016

Android phones can be so annoying.
How do I explain it? I just received a notification that my Bible App needs update.

Please what does the Bible need update for? Has Adam eaten another apple?

Politics / Buhari Sets Up Electoral Reform Panel; To Be Headed By Former Senate President by Seyeah23(m): 9:55am On Oct 04, 2016

President Muhammadu Buhari has constituted a 24-man committee to address perceived defects in Nigeria’s electoral laws and constitution of the federal republic of Nigeria.
Reactions to the constitution of the committee, which is to be headed by a former Senate President, Dr. Ken Nnamani, were mixed as some stakeholders faulted its establishment on the grounds that the National Assembly was better positioned to review the constitution.
The Committee, which members were drawn from Civil Society Organisations, academia, legal profession, traditional institutions, as well as former legislators, would be inaugurated tomorrow by the Attorney General of the Federation and Minister of Justice, Abubakar Malami, SAN.
The AGF, in a statement by his media aide, Mr. Salisu Isah, said the Constitutional/ Electoral Reform Committee was set-up as part of effort by the Buhari-led administration to make processes better.
The statement read: "The Committee is expected to review the electoral environment, laws, and experiences from recent elections conducted in Nigeria and make recommendations to strengthen and achieve the conduct of free and fair elections in Nigeria.
"The former Senate President, Nnamani, was okayed to head the Committee, with an expectation that he would bring his wealth of experience to bear on the reform process."
Dr. Mamman Lawal of Bayero University, Kano, would serve as the secretary, while other members include Dr. Muiz Banire, SAN, Dr. Clement Nwankwo, Chief A.C Ude and Mr. Tahir, the Director, Legal Drafting, Federal Ministry of Justice.[email]President Muhammadu Buhari has constituted a 24-man committee to address perceived defects in Nigeria’s electoral laws and constitution of the federal republic of Nigeria.
Reactions to the constitution of the committee, which is to be headed by a former Senate President, Dr. Ken Nnamani, were mixed as some stakeholders faulted its establishment on the grounds that the National Assembly was better positioned to review the constitution.
The Committee, which members were drawn from Civil Society Organisations, academia, legal profession, traditional institutions, as well as former legislators, would be inaugurated tomorrow by the Attorney General of the Federation and Minister of Justice, Abubakar Malami, SAN.
The AGF, in a statement by his media aide, Mr. Salisu Isah, said the Constitutional/ Electoral Reform Committee was set-up as part of effort by the Buhari-led administration to make processes better.
The statement read: "The Committee is expected to review the electoral environment, laws, and experiences from recent elections conducted in Nigeria and make recommendations to strengthen and achieve the conduct of free and fair elections in Nigeria.
"The former Senate President, Nnamani, was okayed to head the Committee, with an expectation that he would bring his wealth of experience to bear on the reform process."
Dr. Mamman Lawal of Bayero University, Kano, would serve as the secretary, while other members include Dr. Muiz Banire, SAN, Dr. Clement Nwankwo, Chief A.C Ude and Mr. Tahir, the Director, Legal Drafting, Federal Ministry of Justice.

http://www.olufamous.com/2016/10/buhari-sets-up-electoral-reform-panel.html?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter&m=1

Phones / Re: Advice On Phone To Get With 2gb Ram 16gb Rom Btw 35 & 40k With Good Battery by Seyeah23(m): 11:43pm On Sep 28, 2016

Thanks to you all for your advice and suggestion. Seems Infinix Not 4 has more user who can testify to how good it's works. I believe Tecno comes next to it

Phones / Re: Advice On Phone To Get With 2gb Ram 16gb Rom Btw 35 & 40k With Good Battery by Seyeah23(m): 11:38pm On Sep 28, 2016

Thanks to all of ya'll for your advice and suggestion.

Phones / Re: Advice On Phone To Get With 2gb Ram 16gb Rom Btw 35 & 40k With Good Battery by Seyeah23(m): 2:42pm On Sep 28, 2016

donkossy:
get the new hot 4 ...start thanking me now

Thanks Donkossy, this infinix phone know dey fall hand cos their products atimes fit make person dey think twice

Phones / Re: Advice On Phone To Get With 2gb Ram 16gb Rom Btw 35 & 40k With Good Battery by Seyeah23(m): 2:40pm On Sep 28, 2016

Okpueze1:
Go for Tecno L8 plus. Thank me later.

Thanks so much bro, God bless. Will ask around

Phones / Advice On Phone To Get With 2gb Ram 16gb Rom Btw 35 & 40k With Good Battery by Seyeah23(m): 2:06pm On Sep 28, 2016

Good day everyone, i need your advice on the kind of Phone to get within the price range of 35 and 40k. With 2GB RAM and 16GB ROM with a good battery life of at least 3000mah.

Thanks in advance

Romance / Serious Drama As College Student Faints During S*x Marathon With Girlfriend by Seyeah23(m): 2:29pm On Sep 20, 2016

A young man who was only just having the time of his life during s*x with his girlfriend, has ended up experiencing what he never thought of.
Two lovebirds at a college (name withheld) in Thika Town, Kenya, mid last week caused a scene when their s*x session went awry.
According to SDE, desperate to redeem himself after his girlfriend threatened to dump him for being clumsy between the sheets, the male student, only identified as Ricky, took libido-boosting pills before going for a bedroom marathon with his disgruntled girlfriend.
However, things didn’t go as planned and the 24-year-old fourth year student collapsed and fainted while desperately trying to satisfy her, leading to a scandal that left the students and staff members in shock.
SDE reports that a student in the know revealed that it all began after Ricky came under sharp criticism from his girlfriend over his boring and below par performance between the sheets.
At his wit’s end, a panic-stricken Ricky, who was not ready to be dumped, invested in the infamous blue pill to fire up his loins.
However, what was expected to be steamy session turned tragic after he reportedly started gasping for breath before collapsing into a heap.
The terrified girl screamed, attracting students and hostel wardens who ambulated him to the health unit.
It is alleged Ricky had earlier on shared his tribulations with some of his friends with whom he brainstormed and came up with possible solutions.
“He was desperate to turn around things for the better and finally redeem himself after friends shared with him tips.
He took the pill and washed it down with alcohol, hoping it would help him give his best and eventually win back trust and favour from his girl,” a friend who sought anonymity told SDE.
The source admitted that they had asked around for the pills, which they hoped would salvage the relationship.
“He had lately been depressed and frustrated, after his girl threatened to dump him, for falling short of expectation during intimacy. We are not sure if he took an overdose, because we were told they are not harmful when taken in the right dosage,” said the terrified friend.
“Thank God he is still alive, we were really scared, cases of men who have given up the ghost after using the pills wrongly are rife,” he added.
Ricky visited his girlfriend, hoping to cause fireworks, only to be overwhelmed by the drug’s strong side effects minutes later.
While in his birthday suit, Ricky was wrapped in a bed sheet and quickly rushed to the institution’s health unit, as some of the students in the hostel burst into gales of laughter.
Luckily, he was quickly attended to and regained consciousness moments later.
His girlfriend, who had accompanied him to the health unit, melted into the crowd to avoid embarrassment and questioning.
Medics at the health facility expressed their shock at why such a young man would resort to libido-boosting pills when his systems and weapon of mass procreation are expected to be in tip top condition.
Ricky, who has since become a subject of mockery, was discharged but advised to seek counselling as well as a long term solution to his low performance problem.

http://www..ng/2016/09/19/serious-drama-college-student-faints-sx-marathon-girlfriend-see-details/

Health / Re: Amazing Pregnancy Facts That Both Couples And Singles Should Know About. by Seyeah23(m): 10:31am On Sep 20, 2016

And lastly... They say baby can taste what the mother tasted... Please stay away from giving your hubby a HEAD during Pregnancy to avoid your baby girl to be Joystick addict and baby boy turning Gay. #Drop the Mic

Health / Re: Amazing Pregnancy Facts That Both Couples And Singles Should Know About. by Seyeah23(m): 10:25am On Sep 20, 2016

The ladies should relax and let the body do its work abi...

Health / Re: Amazing Pregnancy Facts That Both Couples And Singles Should Know About. by Seyeah23(m): 10:22am On Sep 20, 2016

They all taught us this in Biology. So don't blame the women on this.

Health / Re: Amazing Pregnancy Facts That Both Couples And Singles Should Know About. by Seyeah23(m): 10:20am On Sep 20, 2016

They (Doctors) said it

Health / Re: Amazing Pregnancy Facts That Both Couples And Singles Should Know About. by Seyeah23(m): 10:18am On Sep 20, 2016

Guess the Doctors in house will confirm this one...

Health / Re: Amazing Pregnancy Facts That Both Couples And Singles Should Know About. by Seyeah23(m): 10:16am On Sep 20, 2016

The last Organ to develop is the lungs

Health / Re: Amazing Pregnancy Facts That Both Couples And Singles Should Know About. by Seyeah23(m): 10:14am On Sep 20, 2016

I guess we all know this one. They recognize their mothers voice first

Health / Re: Amazing Pregnancy Facts That Both Couples And Singles Should Know About. by Seyeah23(m): 10:12am On Sep 20, 2016

They develop Fingerprint. Hope they won't be use for the upcoming election in Edo State (Thumbprinting) grin

Health / Re: Amazing Pregnancy Facts That Both Couples And Singles Should Know About. by Seyeah23(m): 10:07am On Sep 20, 2016

The biggest and smallest cells that makes up a baby(ies)

Health / Re: Amazing Pregnancy Facts That Both Couples And Singles Should Know About. by Seyeah23(m): 10:04am On Sep 20, 2016

3. They also drink there Urine too

Health / Re: Amazing Pregnancy Facts That Both Couples And Singles Should Know About. by Seyeah23(m): 10:03am On Sep 20, 2016

2. They also Poo too

Health / Re: Amazing Pregnancy Facts That Both Couples And Singles Should Know About. by Seyeah23(m): 10:00am On Sep 20, 2016

They can get scared in the womb, loud noises, being asleep in the womb and being woke up by mothers movements, during rough exams or intercourse. They certainly have reasons to be uncomfortable and frightened.

Health / Amazing Pregnancy Facts That Both Couples And Singles Should Know About. by Seyeah23(m): 9:58am On Sep 20, 2016

We all adore babies (whether we are single or married) and we are all happy whenever our families or friends gives birth to this awesome bundle of Joy. But there are things that takes place during pregnancy that we are not aware of, even some mothers don't know. So, here are some amazing things that happens during that special moment of being pregnant.

Fashion / I Think This Will Be The World Longest Sneaker by Seyeah23(m): 5:55pm On Sep 14, 2016

Was surfing through Facebook this afternoon then stumbled on this shoe.
Who will this sneaker fit? a.) Seun b.) Lalasticlala c.) Mynd44 d.) Smellymouth e.) All of the above f.) None of above (Then Mention them who d shoe fit.

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Politics / See What Politics Is Turning Into In Nigeria (photo) by Seyeah23(m): 9:26am On Sep 14, 2016

Should we call this Catch them young?

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TV/Movies / Naija Don Come Again O. Mark Zuckerberg Movies Is Out In Nigeria (picture) by Seyeah23(m): 11:06pm On Sep 08, 2016

Nigerian ehn... Na wa o grin

Ishilove, smellymouth, Modath, even Aunti & broda HateU2 and LuvU2Oga Ṣeun comand buy film o.
Marketed and distributed by 51 Iweka Road Aba.

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Food / Re: 23 Local Meals & Snacks With Their English Translation by Seyeah23(m): 3:17pm On Sep 06, 2016

And finally

Food / Re: 23 Local Meals & Snacks With Their English Translation by Seyeah23(m): 3:14pm On Sep 06, 2016

More dishes

Food / Re: 23 Local Meals & Snacks With Their English Translation by Seyeah23(m): 3:11pm On Sep 06, 2016

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