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Trump made several promises while campaigning to become the leader of the free world that would drastically change U.S. policy. One of his promises is that as president he will make America great again. Shortly after the 70-year-old was declared winner of the US election, the president-elect gave a victory speech in New York where he promised what he is going to do on first day in office. Here are 10 things Trump said he would do on his first day in office: 1. “Convene his top generals and inform them they have 30 days to come up with a plan to stop ISIS.” 2. “Repeal Obamacare and undo some of Obama’s executive orders.” 3. “Begin swiftly removing criminal illegal immigrants from the country.” 4. “Notify all countries that refuse to take back dangerous illegal immigrants who have committed crimes in this country that they will lose access to visa programs if they continue to do so.” 5. “Fix the Department of Veterans Affairs.” 6. “Call the heads of major companies who are moving operations oversea to inform them that they’ll face 35 percent tariffs.” 7. “Start taking care of the military.” 8. “Suspend Syrian refugee resettlement.” 9. “Meet with Homeland Security officials and generals to begin securing the southern border.” https://www.naij.com/1041444-9-things-donald-trump-promised-will-first-day-president.html |
Talk about a hard-working nation. How long would it take to fix this road in your country?
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Which statement hurts the most in a relationship??
1. Its over between me and you.
2. Goodbye for good.
3. I never loved you.
4. You’re a turnoff.
5. I am pregnant but you are not the father.
6. I only used you for s3x.
7. I’ve made another girl pregnant.
8. I’ve found someone else better than you.
Add Yours….. |
VomeSchakleton:See who dey talk.... Like the way you guys kill each other right. You do yourself that favour and tie a rope round your neck and jump from a cliff... Nitwit like you |
VomeSchakleton:Abeg, wetin this one dey talk self.. You normal so? |
Android phones can be so annoying. How do I explain it? I just received a notification that my Bible App needs update. Please what does the Bible need update for? Has Adam eaten another apple? |
President Muhammadu Buhari has constituted a 24-man committee to address perceived defects in Nigeria’s electoral laws and constitution of the federal republic of Nigeria.http://www.olufamous.com/2016/10/buhari-sets-up-electoral-reform-panel.html?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter&m=1
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Thanks to you all for your advice and suggestion. Seems Infinix Not 4 has more user who can testify to how good it's works. I believe Tecno comes next to it |
Thanks to all of ya'll for your advice and suggestion. |
donkossy:Thanks Donkossy, this infinix phone know dey fall hand cos their products atimes fit make person dey think twice |
Okpueze1:Thanks so much bro, God bless. Will ask around |
Good day everyone, i need your advice on the kind of Phone to get within the price range of 35 and 40k. With 2GB RAM and 16GB ROM with a good battery life of at least 3000mah. Thanks in advance |
A young man who was only just having the time of his life during s*x with his girlfriend, has ended up experiencing what he never thought of. Two lovebirds at a college (name withheld) in Thika Town, Kenya, mid last week caused a scene when their s*x session went awry. According to SDE, desperate to redeem himself after his girlfriend threatened to dump him for being clumsy between the sheets, the male student, only identified as Ricky, took libido-boosting pills before going for a bedroom marathon with his disgruntled girlfriend. However, things didn’t go as planned and the 24-year-old fourth year student collapsed and fainted while desperately trying to satisfy her, leading to a scandal that left the students and staff members in shock. SDE reports that a student in the know revealed that it all began after Ricky came under sharp criticism from his girlfriend over his boring and below par performance between the sheets. At his wit’s end, a panic-stricken Ricky, who was not ready to be dumped, invested in the infamous blue pill to fire up his loins. However, what was expected to be steamy session turned tragic after he reportedly started gasping for breath before collapsing into a heap. The terrified girl screamed, attracting students and hostel wardens who ambulated him to the health unit. It is alleged Ricky had earlier on shared his tribulations with some of his friends with whom he brainstormed and came up with possible solutions. “He was desperate to turn around things for the better and finally redeem himself after friends shared with him tips. He took the pill and washed it down with alcohol, hoping it would help him give his best and eventually win back trust and favour from his girl,” a friend who sought anonymity told SDE. The source admitted that they had asked around for the pills, which they hoped would salvage the relationship. “He had lately been depressed and frustrated, after his girl threatened to dump him, for falling short of expectation during intimacy. We are not sure if he took an overdose, because we were told they are not harmful when taken in the right dosage,” said the terrified friend. “Thank God he is still alive, we were really scared, cases of men who have given up the ghost after using the pills wrongly are rife,” he added. Ricky visited his girlfriend, hoping to cause fireworks, only to be overwhelmed by the drug’s strong side effects minutes later. While in his birthday suit, Ricky was wrapped in a bed sheet and quickly rushed to the institution’s health unit, as some of the students in the hostel burst into gales of laughter. Luckily, he was quickly attended to and regained consciousness moments later. His girlfriend, who had accompanied him to the health unit, melted into the crowd to avoid embarrassment and questioning. Medics at the health facility expressed their shock at why such a young man would resort to libido-boosting pills when his systems and weapon of mass procreation are expected to be in tip top condition. Ricky, who has since become a subject of mockery, was discharged but advised to seek counselling as well as a long term solution to his low performance problem. http://www..ng/2016/09/19/serious-drama-college-student-faints-sx-marathon-girlfriend-see-details/ |
And lastly... They say baby can taste what the mother tasted... Please stay away from giving your hubby a HEAD during Pregnancy to avoid your baby girl to be Joystick addict and baby boy turning Gay. #Drop the Mic
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The ladies should relax and let the body do its work abi...
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They all taught us this in Biology. So don't blame the women on this.
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They (Doctors) said it
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Guess the Doctors in house will confirm this one...
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The last Organ to develop is the lungs
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I guess we all know this one. They recognize their mothers voice first
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They develop Fingerprint. Hope they won't be use for the upcoming election in Edo State (Thumbprinting) ![]()
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The biggest and smallest cells that makes up a baby(ies)
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3. They also drink there Urine too
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2. They also Poo too
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They can get scared in the womb, loud noises, being asleep in the womb and being woke up by mothers movements, during rough exams or intercourse. They certainly have reasons to be uncomfortable and frightened.
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We all adore babies (whether we are single or married) and we are all happy whenever our families or friends gives birth to this awesome bundle of Joy. But there are things that takes place during pregnancy that we are not aware of, even some mothers don't know. So, here are some amazing things that happens during that special moment of being pregnant. |
Was surfing through Facebook this afternoon then stumbled on this shoe. Who will this sneaker fit? a.) Seun b.) Lalasticlala c.) Mynd44 d.) Smellymouth e.) All of the above f.) None of above (Then Mention them who d shoe fit.
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Should we call this Catch them young?
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Nigerian ehn... Na wa o ![]() Ishilove, smellymouth, Modath, even Aunti & broda HateU2 and LuvU2Oga Ṣeun comand buy film o. Marketed and distributed by 51 Iweka Road Aba.
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And finally
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More dishes
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Continuation
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