eagleonearth:
Coward! Come and wear it in Nigeria make your whole family loss overnight and if you no come kick buhari out by 2019, the joke will be on you.

Him go send im vote like Western Union Transfer

Apart from me, who else noticed that Banks didn't send Christmas messages. I hope all is well with my money

pweetiedee:


Dad form Ekiti, mummy Ondo.

Hug is not reaching here o

Inn Okun o Omo Ekiti... I will Send a Ẹmu(Palmwine) of Igbara-Odo Ekiti to go with the Iyan, Egusi ati Isapa soup. Kaare o Iyan a dun lenu rẹ́ ooo

Agbo Jedi lole se... in fact take a bottle of Bajinatu or Agbara Bitters.. You go dey alright .

soberdrunk:
Op i agree with your points except "No.4", we had an Ekuke' many years ago and when armed robbers visited, the dog did not make a single sound and we didnt see the dog for 'two days'

Ps-The dog had an unusual appetite for licking engine oil and destroying slippers and shoes........

I swear you don crazy well well... You seriously crack my ribs this morning. One bottle of Russian Vodka for you

BlackMbakara1:
The SW is busy developing their areas through sound reasoning devoid of unguarded statement. Ensuring environment friendliness and assuring security in preparedness in the extinct of oil usage in the future.

Ours here in the SS and SE is filled with greed enveloped with unguarded statement and relocating of businesses to neighboring countries or regions and same time shouting marginalization.

Nobody will ever want to invest in an unpredictable state...let's give peace a chance and hold our leaders accountable.

God will continue to renew your knowledge, wisdom and understanding. I concur to your reasoning. You spoke (comment) well

ololadeking:
yu are too dumb trash talk

Source:
http://www.tori.ng/news/69359/unbelievable-dead-woman-spotted-sitting-down-at-he.html

This is the photo that has left many people stunned on the internet in recent times.
The photo shows a woman sitting down holding a pestle inside a mortar and having the other hand in a silver-colored bowl.
However the photo is not all it seems. The scene is actually from the lying-in-state of the same woman sitting down.
According to local reports, the woman is a food vendor in Ghana who died recently.
During her lying-in-state, her body was placed in a sitting position, with mortar and pestle to look like she's pounding yam and a pot of soup cooking beside her.
This was done to honour the woman and her occupation while she was alive.


http://www.tori.ng/news/69359/unbelievable-dead-woman-spotted-sitting-down-at-he.html

Benin Republic has recognised the Yoruba language as second official language in the country. Nigeria’s Ambassador to Benin, Dr Lawrence Obisakin, who disclosed this, also said that Dendi another indigenous Nigeria Language was also been recognised alongside Yoruba by the Beninoise Government, underscoring the affinity between the two countries. The Nigerian envoy explained that based on the recognition, the Federal Government has recently donated Yoruba Language books to the Government of Benin.
“At the fifth session of Nigeria-Benin Bilateral Joint Commission when you have multi-party, multifarious and inter-ministerial meetings and we were able to sign and renew eight agreements including educational agreements.
“Just a week ago, Nigerian Government gave Yoruba books to the government of Benin to support the recognition of the language.
“We have two languages recognised, Yoruba and Dendi languages have been recognised here as national languages,” he said.
According to him, even the President of Benin said 70 to 80 per cent of the people are of Nigerian origin.
“From the south, you have the Egun, both in Porto Novo and Badagry. When you go northward, you begin to find the Yoruba people.
“You have also the Bariba people; you have the Batonu who we call the Borgu people. You have the Dendi people; you have the people that speak Fulani and Hausa.”
Obisakin also explained that Nigeria and Benin Republic have had so many things in common right from the pre-colonial era. He said that historically, Nigeria and Benin were one and the same people adding, Nigerian empires had governed almost all parts of Benin before the colonial separation.
“Republic of Benin is a country that shares about 778 kilometres of border, and is about the country that has the most densely populated frontiers with Nigeria.
“Benin is a country that has produced the first official border at Idi-Iroko, the country that has the most lucrative border with Nigeria, Seme, where about 6,000 people cross per day.
“If not for the colonial separation, where you are standing now Cotonou use to be part of Oyo Empire and the capital was Oyo-Ile up to the shores of Ghana and the Northern part of this country (Benin) used to be Borgu Empire.
“When I came here, there were only four industries that were exporting but today, there are 28 and more.
“This is one of our negotiations and we thank God for that, a lot has been achieved.”

Moderators Lalasticlala, Seun, Dominique, Freiburger , r231: Help me move to the appropriate section.

https://www.newsbreak.ng/2016/03/yoruba-becomes-second-official-language-in-benin-republic/

hmbassey1960:
Best pre wedding photo

Chisos Kreste is Lawd..... Laff wan finish my enemies for here (LWFMEFH)

Saturday are always busy with celebrations especially weddings.
Every one is uploading and snapping pre-wedding pictures and no one every thought of his/her wedding playlist.
Here are my top 10 wedding playlist songs are;
1. Láyé by Kiss Daniel
2. Aṣọ Ìbora by Styl Plus
3. Mmege by Flavor ft. Selebobo
4. Ololufe by Flavor ft. Chidinma
5. In love with you by Jeremiah Gyang
6. All of my days by Faze
7. Yọrí yori by Bracket
8. Save the last dance by JJC
9. Orekelewa by Darey Art Aládé
10. The Vow by Timi Dakolo

To the married ones in house, share your wedding playlist and to the single let see how your wedding playlist will look like.

Cc Seun
Lalastical
Dominique
Mynd44
Help me push go front page to get more views abeg.

Of all the great lies in Nigeria, i think Four (4) of these are the greatest 1. One Nigeria 2. bail is free 3. Youths are the leaders of tomorrow 4. Police is your friend
Which other lies do you know?

Am coming back to comment

He was lost in Ebonyi, found in Ondo and the founder fed and took him to the nearest police station and some nitwit are playing tribalism comments here. God save us in the forum called Nairaland

I think having a personal business or traveling abroad is the best idea for those above 30. Most vacancies in here now states Below 25 years old and with 3 years working experience.


This country just dey weak person every day

myqel:
Now is the time for the youth to take over in Bariga...support Hon. Aderibigbe Adeniyi for councillor in ward B, Bariga LCDA

Let also support and vote Apata Samuel (Solution) for Bariga LCDA. Let take Bariga to greater heights

Happy Birthday to Chief Commander Ebenezer Obey Fabiyi. Ẹ máa last ju Olumo Rock lọ

Keneking:
Ok, singing Sunny Okosun's

My woman is the answer to the call of man...sing along with me...woman
Woman is the sunshine of the heart of man
Woman is the apple of man
Woman is the flower of the soul of man
Man is there to protect the heart of woman
Sing along ---sing along with me...along with me

Amazing song of the 1990s

That is one of the most and the best romantic song ever in Nigeria. That song is dope

Association of Whistleblower of Nigeria (WBN)

Motto: We shall blow to make millions

Fifthcolumnist:

Just curious, which governor are u referring to?

The former Governor of Indonesia State. News had it that Dangote wants to build the whole ish (Refinery) in Ondo state but the greed of the former Governor and people makes him to switch his location to Lagos

initialize:




You can't trap me with food cos I just know how to make my food just the way I like it to taste... Sex is a periodic need so it won't keep me always.

What will make me be with you forever is ur character, well define life objectives and unconditional love you show to the children (you don't need to show or proof it to me, I will know it).


That's all in theory.

You are so on point. A plate of fish pepper soup and bottle of Crush for you

aluko360:
and where is Tunde?

Tunde has gone Solo... He is into Gospel now. He once has a single "Jesu feranmi" and his second single is coming out soon

kilode100:
Yinmu*
Na today?

Wetin make you Yinmu...

Am sure you are all waiting for our favourite boyhood (Guyhood) band to release a lovely hit out... Well, wait no more cos our own Styl Plus are back with Asọ̀ Ìbora (Blanket). Am sure mosr of this Indomie generation won't know them but ask your Uncle and Aunt who styl plus is and you will definitely get a good response from them.
Go to to any of your favourite music download platform to download and listen to good music/tune from Styl Plus.

pstnicodemus:
anointing oil

Guy, you know serious Walahi... Lwkmd

Una wey dey book space above... God is watching you in 5D.

The boy wan look like La la la la la la la la Pikin o.

[/url]A 15-year-old boy was said to have allegedly impregnated 16 teenage girls between the ages of 13 and 17 after a pool party went awry.

According to reports by Tallahassee Herald in Florida, United States, the 15-year-old boy who was said to have a ‘highly potent sperm’ ejaculated in the pool without warning his mates. And reports say that this ended up impregnating half of the girls present at the celebration.
When the birthday celebrant, Daliah Jennings, was questioned, she said: “I’m glad I didn’t have my swimsuit that day. It was a surprise party to celebrate my 15th birthday, let’s just say that a baby in my womb is the kind of present I’m glad I didn’t get” she said, looking visibly relieved of not getting pregnant.

Standing on the fact that they did not have S3@.x:’ at the party, the 15-year-old boy said:
“Some people in town say we had some kind of wild S3@.x:’ orgy going on and that’s how I got all those girls pregnant, but I’m proud to say that I am still a V!rg!n and that if anyone doesn’t believe me, I’m ready to undergo medical examination to prove it if that’s what it takes. I’ve become some sort of a local celebrity. People come up to me all the time and shake my hand and congratulate me, but I didn’t do anything!” he said, looking sincere.
The doctor, who connected all the pregnancy to one cause, Dr. John Suzukima, said:
“Clinical tests have proven that people who suffer from spermafortishave sperm counts close to a thousand times more potent and rich in spermatozoids than the average man. This kind of semen is fairly similar to that of common water mammals, such as dolphins, manatees and seals and has properties that make it incredibly resistant to water. This condition could definitely explain what happened in this case but clinical trials and further tests would be needed to prove this theory.”

While about 14 of the girls are up for abortion, 2 of the impregnated girls will be keeping the babies due to religious beliefs.

FACT CHECK:
Reports have shown that it would be quite difficult for a boy to jerk off and ejaculate into a crowded pool without anyone else not seeing it. However, even if a dozen boys decide to ejaculate in a pool that has a number of nubile girls, they won’t get pregnant.
Investigation shows that sperm cells are very delicate, hence, they are easily damaged by things like changes in pH, temperature, chemicals, exposure, etc. That’s why the male ejaculate (semen) consists mostly of seminal plasma, fructose and other substances – all designed to protect the sperm cells against the hostile environment of a female V@.g!na.
Picture of some of the girls and boy below


Source
http://madailygist.com/unbelievable-15-yr-old-boy-mistakenly-impregnates-16-girls-at-the-same-time-see-how-he-did-it-photos/

2kaybiel:

Well, I will forward it to mail. Wit screenshots for easy understanding. Be expecting it today.

Abeg forward the same to me too o. Make i fit dey enjoy free browsing

kinggogo:
Her church make-up is terrible

Her husband's face tho

Is not about the church makeup but the church doctrine that didn't permit makeup. Fire fire church things and the babe na woosoopi babe

There is a popular saying which says "Give unto Caesar what belongs to Caesar and that of God to God. Am sure she attends the church that gives rules and regulations before church wedding.
This bride completely transformed for her wedding reception #NigerianWedding

EHMIR:
Op ure wickedt faa


u dinor even put "free biafrans" in ur list,do u want ipoops to have nightmares ni

But I didn't not do anything Fa!

EHMIR:
Op ure wickedt faa


u dinor even put "free biafrans" in ur list,do u want ipoops to have nightmares ni

But I didn't not do anything Fa!