ogbeche77: My last relationship of 3 years ended today... Like 30 min ago to be precise
The full jist below
My ex schools outside Lagos, Often visit me when she's back from sch, just some weeks back I met an old classmate of mine on face book, I added her den asked for her number on her wall, she posted it there.. Like 10 min later, I got a text frm my gf dat am a Arrow I just added a gal then askin 4 her num.. I was dumbfounded... She kept sendin me insulting messages calling me a cheat.. I ignored them... 4 days later.. She called to apologized that she only did such out of jealousy, I accepted after much appeal frm her.. The rtp continued.. Thursday last week she called she ll be comin 2 lag 4 Easter break & we ll meet on Monday(today) @ my place
Out of curiosity I logged into her fb account and u guys ll be shocked to wat I saw... She has been hitting on a guy 4 like 3 weeks now...Going through D history of there conversation I was shocked...
For a guy she has not even met.. They ve both bin calling each other honey & using the 'love u' word... How she ll satisfy him on bed.. They chat almost 12 hrs in a day.. When d guy asked of her bf.. She said I was a cheat & Neva want 2 av anytin 2 do wit me again.. I was like WTF
For a lady that can even withstand me lookin @ anoda chick in her presence
I saved d whole page on my phone & mapped out my plan... She already sheduled a date with d guy on Easter Monday... So this morning she came visiting... I pretended as I no nothing... We eat... Drank....Ban.ged her as if there is no 2mrw... Then I told her I bought her a BB... Which she ll collect @ d bus stop but under one condition dat I ll collect her prev fone which I bought 4 her...
She accepted... I collected d fone.. Kept it @ home, then escorted her to d bus stop.. She was like where's d fone.. I told her 2 a plaza...Then opened d saved conversation on my fone.. (NB.. She deleted them dis morning b4 coming to my place)
She was shell shocked... Felt like entering d floor..
Omo c as d chick dey beg..Henn ag not met d guy now.. Told her silence will help her in dis situation... But me don make up my mind.. I told her she shuld go & experiment wit d guy.. Ladies don't appreciate wat they av until dey loose it... Make d guy buy am fone if he won follow her talk.. Abi wetin una feel? I was kind enough 2 give her T.Fare
Let bye gones be bye gones

Hmm....!, your heart must have been wrought in iron!
You know why?
With 3yrs spent with a soul, even if na viper, you still suppose feel am naaaaw!
But you?, no 'lele', 'nothing spoil' with no emotion shown. Of course, I'm not saying you should cry. But see the way you dey open threads & post comments on other threads after the incident.
It's not consistent with a heart broken of recent.

denzel2009:

dodoyo raised to power 2 that can't pick sarcastic comments.

*ROTFLMAO*
You don't know that that your sarcasm is meant for the 'highly rated' literary-gifted. Anyone could have easily missed the joke or the pun

@ Afam4eva:
1. There is only one or two nomination category (-ies) for Africa which was in actual fact, created just in last 8yrs when it was agreed on by the committee that Grammy Award should not be limited to few continents but the entire world.
2. Now, to artistes who will make the nominations, the likelihood that these talented artistes you cited ( 2face, P-Square, Asa ) will make the list is low. Perhaps Asa can but others, I doubt cos they all sing hip-hop and there is nothing African ( traditional ) about them except the language they use.
That's why only the Musicians involved in Contemporary Highlife, Afro-Beat, Folklores, Soukous, Makossa etc will usually get nominated.
The highly-rated & hand-picked professional members of the Grammy Award committees know their onions well & don't just nominate anyhow. They are not swayed by the highly 'synthensized' instrumentals/beat, popularity or fads which has characterised the African Hip-hop culture / genre.

Whao!!! Siena, you are the bomb.
3 things intrigue me namely
1. Spirituality & God
2. Wits/talents/knowledge/intellects
3. Human relationship's dynamics esp the intricacies of human's heart.
You eschewed too much wits here for this thread.
I'm proud of you.
By the way, could you kindly give me a rundown on what you do, your educational stints etc @ seyiogundipe@yahoo.com
Please as a low-income earner with prospects in future wishing to own his 1st car, which car under 850k naira would you recommend for me minding comfort, cost of maintenance, ease of maintenance etc
Have a nice day.

seyiogundipe@yahoo.com

Please, kindly tell us the model & year of production, the mileage.
Can it fly for 550k?