@ lil green ma'am

No don't smoke sweetheart, does weed count tho?

Humour; u missed it

T-E-N-N-I-S ONLY

Oi!! strictly tennis!!

Its good for you

_{*There are far too many people on this tiny planet*}

Girls that act like the sun shines out of their arse and men that can't dance to save their lifes, o, and drunkards, male and female!

mukina2:

please haters don't support us ooooo so we can continue winning
i have a feeling that we are doing a remake of euro 2000

I've drlunk to that, cheers, ^*burp*  

@ retro, oui mademoiselle

Hey J wassup, have you wiped your tears now, sorry o, 4 yrs time eh?

Hello guys France beat those Portuguese monsters, now they have to face some Italian nutters 

Meanwhile Federer displayed his majesty over Ancic, 3 straight sets 6/4 6/4 6/4   
Bjorkman also into the semi's

The others tomorrow, rain allowing, well this is UK, what do you expect? 

Haha, their now showing all the Portuguese diving, so funny

Our commentators here (UK) are really bad mouthing Portugal, ha ha, bad belle!!  

France I love you I love you I love you!      

Hello J girl how are you

hmmmn

Their getting too close! if there is anyone in the village here can u pls go and see that baba behind ur house, tell him that France need help!

They've started playing like they did against S. Korea now, these boys are gonna give me a heart attack today!  

@ Portuguese J  

Henry loves you too bootylicous Beyonce

@ j

Yea right, please don't look at me change my tampons but please be there to see a great big fat human being pop out of my arse, hmm, very funny, hissss.

@ J

Goooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllll!!!!!!

Hello Ladies and Gents, this is your capt speaking, do take your seats and fasten your seatbelts, this is going to be one hell of a whirlwind!! Enjoy and please support Les bleus!! 

Hmmmm Portugal lover

Ca va bien, merci beaucoup

Supporting Federer and Clijsters but like petit Justine too.

Why aren't I on matchmaking thread, didn't know thats where its at, work too hard play too little I suppose, I drop by soon

Only people that support France against Portugal can read this  , so stop if you don't! 

Wimbledon update

Ladies now into semi final

Sharapova
Clijsters 
Mauresmo
Justine   are all through.

Mens quarter final

Federer 
Nadal
Hewitt
Ancic
Nieminen
Bjorkman
Baghdatis
Stepanek

All through

@ Mamaput, sorry o, I feel your pain,

you too ask for a world cup tax refund, I would.

@ Gunner        

If you pay tax ask for some change back, tell them you're not doin again  

@ Gunner, sorry o, pele  

Mer-C:

hoooowwwwwiiiiiieeeee,
@ davidylan
I agree with u man!
The Italian wall of defence was COCASTIC!!!
I never seen anything like that.
According to ma dad, 2 goals in 3 minutes is
what only the Super Eagles are capable of doing
(back in the day that is  ).

AMAZING STUFF I TELL YA!!  

Eh eh, not only super eagles, super chickens ni!  

Mer-C:

El Maestro and his BOYZ
will show los italianos who's boss on
sunday! AMEEEEEEENNNNN!!  

,

Not so sure o    bunch of nutters these Italians! too much F -ing pizza!!