₦airaland Forum

francizy:
Excuses has started pouring in.


Before election:

I will destroy earth and bring heaven down on earth for only Nigerians to live in

After election:

I can't fromise I will destroy Nigeria and bring USA to Nigeria. Be fatient with me, ebin ip I pail, flease reelect me in 2019 [size=18pt]yo wahhhh! [/size]

He's already evincing signs of cluelessness. Well, I'll just relax and watch as his own drama unfolds...

Sounds like a movie script...

Abia might produce the fifth female Deputy Governor...

"...inflicted cuts on the deceased’s neck and other parts of the body.... The suspect attacked the deceased from behind at the wake and almost cut his head off."

I'm still searching for where it was stated that he beheaded the deceased

chekasforchekas:
BIG LIE, tht guy was killed in Enugu esbs junction, by cultist, no dey deceive people abeg, he is an aye member and was killed, close to top rank hotel.

I thought as much. I've seen ds pic before now

blaqgold:
@op makin a girl 2 be crazy abt u die daiz is lyk signin ur death warrant.

Really? Would you be kind enough to explain this point you just raised?

Mhizkel:
Nice one Op...But there are some women that are just heartless..Even if u do all these, they still won't fall inlov with you!

AKA Beastly women. You are pretty. Hope you are having a Super Sunday...

demelza:
Teenagers!
Tell your friend to back off for a while. Give her space, he's obviously choking her. If she misses the attention, she will definitely come running back.

Correct! I subscribe to this.

Op's grammar is so pathetic

There's nothing funny about this shit.ty post. It's a rather clueless tweet from a wounded party.

They must be having a class on Aquaculture

I don't subscribe to any lame excuse from INEC or whosoever, because they had from 2011 till now, to prepare for this election yet they couldn't deliver and had the effrontery to demand for extra time!

Much ado about nothing but 'greedy girls'...


Back to blasting "Nigg.ars in Paris" by JayZ & K West **nodding head hysterically**

Is it just me... but each time I hear or see the acronym, APC, I usually laugh... in derision!

They take advantage of the poverty of the Nigerian masses! Chai! Stew-pee-d politicians!

shegsrules:
i thought the said patience should not come over.

Who born them?!!
Oga GEJ till 2019! I have decided!!

petra22:
I Kent, its too addictive

As in, 'kekerike' by "Kent"? Smh

Vicotex:
yeah, I have

It's quite pathetic and the worst is, if you ask those officers how to resolve the missing card issue, you'd just be mesmerised at how clueless they are.. I dnt get it! Isn't it possible for you to mail or call inec office to make ur complaints? Try it out

femmy2010:
Are you from another planet?

Yes, I've once seen him in Pluto!

Vicotex:
Those guys in charge know what they are doing .

Do you know since past 2months they can't find my PVC

Have you confirmed if you were duly registered?

Vicotex:
after dem don delete SS/SE bio data finish

This got me thinking cos there are many ppl whose cards aren't available (or rather, weren't printed) but there data are online (showing they were duly registered)

OP, would you be kind enough to define the concept of "broke as.s gal". What does it mean to be broke in ur context? You might be working and till be bloody broke! And vise versa

Well, from another angle, I would rather describe that dude as promiscuous and disrespectful. He even had the boldness, or rather foolhardiness to request for ur friend's phone number! I mean, which sane man does that? I infer, he doesn't really appreciate you if he could openly desire another girl right under ur nose!

happyjuliet:
Babe u curse it urself na, y should u take ur GF 2 ur date? , date are met 4 2 people alone not involving d 3rd party, y is it called a date then. Just move on coz it is obvious d guy has falling 4 ur frd, and I hope u have learnt ur lesson.

CHECK YA SPELLINGS before Seun bans U: 'curse', 'met', 'falling' should read 'caused', 'meant', 'fallen'
Thank me later

ogawisdom:
Well tot out n balanced article. Any good lady dt is worth anything good is usually married b4 25yrs at worst 28yrs. Ladies above 30yrs r usually bad market in marriage with d exception of less than 5percent who r career minded professionals n u see success n oversized ego written all over them. This kinda of ladies r very promiscous n neva believe a man is good enuf for them n mostly end up as single parent bc they feel they dnt need a man to submit to

Ummm... 65% correct: not entirely correct but sensible and thoughtful

softysparky:
Still looking for my Johnny.

Will you ladies ever agree that u have a man in ur life? Always searching!

Outrageous!

I break through them, I don't break up with them!

A forced change can never be a good change! Change must be gradual not drastic, to allow for acclimatisation and easy adaptation and adoption!

Tinubu:
Ok

Salt and Maggi to the op's Jolof Rice


1- They become less 'cheerful givers'..... After spending most of their shelf-life generously donating their puna to the male community, they now try to apply the brakes and if possible, acquire Secondary Virgin status...


2- They see every man as a potential husband opportunity... That's why they are always made up and nicely dressed, even if they are not leaving their street... After all she may meet her husband-to-be even on her way to buy Akara or Premier Soap

3- They start panicking and asking all the wrong questions.... When the light of a lady's youth is beginning to dim, that's when she starts insinuating marriage tins on her boyfriend, trying to put words in the poor guy's mouth...That's when they will be like "bae, what are your plans for the future'', or ''Chukwudi, that my ex who is an importer, is really disturbing me for marriage, bae what do you think I should do?'' , etc

4- They start avoiding their family house..... In order to avoid all the sly innuendoes and loaded questions which her parents will always pop at her, she tries to keep out of their jurisdiction, until she has some dude who is ready to bring the introduction 'Aromatic Schnapps'

5- They relocate to another city... After skelewuing their life away in one city, they will most probably relocate to another city to start life afresh, and trap some unfortunate guy who has absolutely no idea about her whoring past ... After all, PROSTITUTION IS ALL ABOUT LOCATION... ASHAWO WEY CHANGE LOCATION NA VIRGIN

The 5th point u raised is xoxo deep... Deeper than a whoring puna...

What memory are you talking about? Phone memory or SD card? Move items to SD card (or otherwise) and set default memory to SD card

If you are convinced she loves u and aren't bleeping another dude, shun sex fr now, otherwise quit wasting resources on her...

Wow! God help us! It's getting confusing. ..