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skakrullah
oh men I really tried

Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzz ................ sin x

francizy:
Haba! Even if someone is ugly, you don't compare them with animals.. Not good man.. You wouldn't like it when some other guy says stuff like this to your sister or would you?

u suppose know say na joke now. just for fun

Vivly:
You TREK around??
So you don't even have #50 for transport fare yet you want a car?
Please Click on this link and type 'I vote for Vivly'
Thanks. www.nairaland.com/1986755/miss-nairaland-december-2014-contest

If u are d one in ur dp then I would rather vote for monkey or Dog.

obeenah40:
Documents:
1) Original Jamb result
2) O'level result
3) Birth certificate
4) Pume Print-out/ Result
5) Certificate for state of origin/ indegeneship
6) attestation letter from ur church/mosque assuring d school of good conduct. (optional. Bt jst incase)
7) Admission Result print out.
8 ) 1st SchooL leaving certificate.

*breathing hard*
9) Secondary school testimonial/ certificate.
10) MONEYY!!!

*give Up*

Someone please help me here
I can't think again.

Infact just all the academic certificates u have at home

No.6 though

StrongPenis:
MILF! MILF! MILF! * runs to get his vaseline*

e be like say u dey mad

Arant spoof.
am off

seunlayi:
if you like the introduction of the card like this comment

I wish there was hate button

Abuklaw:
thanks man. Good morning and jumuah mubaraq

yea jumaat Mubarak

Abuklaw:
Evening peeps. it saddens my heart that people tends to forget your existence when you've become inactive or didn't tag along with whatever is in vogue. i was once a crucial member of this thread but different circumstances has been hindering me from being active. but to my surprise, memory of my activeness has been erased by guys. i am now a complete stranger here.

my handle is abuklaw, and i am also a newly-admitted student of ABU

We have never forgotten u. and welcome back man

Simkreative:
This guy the follow Obeenah dream.

U beta wake up ooo
Bcus Obeenah the make impact from dreamland

And that is y am copying him

obeenah40:
What's Oror and Palm oil

I don't know all those things because..

I schooled in France

wow! that's cul. I wish I also had d opportunity. it seems d place is more cul than Dubai because I was just aircrafted into Nigeria yesterday night from Dubai.

obeenah40:
What's Oror and Palm oil

I don't know all those things because..

I schooled in France

wow! that's cul. I wish I also had d opportunity. it seems d place is more cul than Dubai because I was just aircrafted to Nigeria yesterday night from Dubai.

obeenah40:
Pass me Pop Corn abeg, I no dey eat groundnut. I dey conscious of My face. I no want pimple (acne)

na only groundnut they cause acne? k I see u no dey eat food wey them cook with ororo or palm oil ba. I just dey wonder.

Simkreative:
Nothing is on the notice board.

I slept in front of the notice board till dis morning

*Packing my mat and pillow*

Lolzzzzzz u just made me lose one of my ribs

Humblemigg:
ATTENTION PLS
TO ALL ABU ASPIRANT IN NIRALAND
I SUGGEST WE ALL GO AND MEET AT ABU ZARIA NORTH GATE, SAMARU CAMPUS. FOR PROTEST.
BRING BACK OUR ADMISSION LIST.

who is going to volunteer to slap the V.C??

Lolz u no serious. I suggest u

BoyCoyToy:
Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder

I will act like I didn't see that

BoyCoyToy:
Bros I have a similar issue, to be sincere, I have not meet any girl as beautiful as she is. She has all the qualities I wanted my wife to have. but she told me she has a bf. Her younger brother later showed me the guy, and I wished I had a gun.
although av let her go bt the feeling's still there. She's my friend anyway. I did crazy things then sha...... bt I did not cry o.



that's her

that's d most beautiful girl u have ever seen. I guess u have not seen more than 3 girls bcuz she is just normal.

msmon:
Let it go! Except u will like to play brother and sister.

lolz

I am presently in that condition now. A lady I love so much when I proposed to her she replied with "I am not ready for such relationship". she even asked me if I could wait for ten years. its so painful in here-my heart. but I am still confused bcuz she behaves to me like one she adore and that even annoys me the more.

voodoo85:
Author is pathetic. All men want jst 3 things, african or not african. Food, sex and left alone. Simple

liar. we want love, we want a caring partner, a responsible wife, an obedient lady. give us those and u would enjoy us, no doubt.

Haba let me tell all of u men that are searching for a lady that is beautiful, kind, god fearing, charming and every other thing that d op mentioned it is not possible. u are looking for God. its only God that is perfect. so be contempted with what u have.

Bro thanks for d advice. this is a frontpage topic no doubt.

Islam is strictly against wastage of
anything, and even more so when
wastage takes place due to
extravagance. It should be understood
well by Muslims that Islam emphasizes a
lot on social equality and a peaceful
equal society; a society where no one is
above another, where everyone is
equally happy, where everyone is
equally satisfied, where everyone is
equally free and equally responsible.
Some of these may vary in degrees from
one instance to another, but as a basic
requirement of its foundation, Islamic
society stands for equality, if this is true then he is shameless. this is d difference between islam and a muslim. the quran has clearly prohibits extravagance yet the so called leader of the muslims is misleading the followers.
“And waste not by extravagance.
Verily, He (Allah) likes not Al-
Musrifin (those who waste by
extravagance).”

Dayvidsoncode:
a patient dog eats d fatest bone. b patient

sure. thanks for your care

kai a don tire for this admission matter.
nawa for abu ooo.

Simkreative:
ABU
dis is not fair ooo
Unilag admission list
Futminna Admission list
UniIlorin Admission list
Yabatech Admission list are still on the school portal.

Wats happuning with ABU

I wonder ooo

Baba God na ur mercy we dey expect ooo

englishmart:
your English I know isn't correct.

lolzzzzzzzzzz