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ToyozzieTohBad:
The 5 Stages Of A Relationship: What Stage Do You Think You Are In?
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In Other News: The Miss Nairaland Thread is open for voting.

open the link below and comment "I VOTE NABSPRADA"

https://www.nairaland.com/1980633/miss-nairaland-deceemer-2014-contest#27706664


#teamYesWeCan

Op I didn't bother to read yr long epistle......n u are right....they are all fantasies
See commandments longer than d ones in Deuteronomy sef!
My humble submission

Ilekokonit:


Are you just foolish because your vibrator is giving you overconfidence to challenge any man ??

Go and get a replacement at Tottenham Court Road. Shameless cow. Or, you think I don't know the secret of you UK girls

Omo alai leko.

Oh, o you actually work at that shop? No wonder. I thought you were just passing by to the job centre next door.

Chillisauce:


How can someone spew this whole horse sh1t this early morning. Not only the time taken to write this, you also took the time to separate them in colors
Unbelievable

Mehn! You do well as you help us cancel am sef.

I thought men are not suppose to be complicated

2CatWoman:
I wish I'd never seem such contradictory rubbish, make I go lie down to stop my head from spinning. Please OP, ask your nurse for stronger medication. How can a sane person type using two different colours?

He's right.
Where's the rubbish in what he posted?

aisha2:
God forbid. Please limit this to yourself. African men are not inconsiderate spoilt babies needing 24 hours tending. African men are great husband, good providers and wonderful fathers. Go and look for real men and learn how to be a real african husband rather than spread your insecurities as standards for all

You be complete African Queen...

aisha2:
God forbid. Please limit this to yourself. African men are not inconsiderate spoilt babies needing 24 hours tending. African men are great husband, good providers and wonderful fathers. Go and look for real men and learn how to be a real african husband rather than spread your insecurities as standards for all

You, when did you become a feminist?

Sophyrocks:
Look at this list. Too many unrealistic expectations. More like fantasies of the typical african man living in the stone age forgetting the world is constantly changing everyday. Wake up!! You think real life is all about lists? woman wey go attempt all these ones go die off like chicken and surprisingly her typical african husband go marry woman wey no fit do 5 in this list.

Na so Mods sef name am

I pity the poor sod thats gonna be unfortunate enough to co-habit with these morally bankrupt women.

Too many dodgy women lurking everywhere.

You think you are enjoying but you are damaging yourself spiritually (possibly fixable) and physically (beyond repair) by your continued partaking of your inanimate husbands / intimacy gadgets.

Shamelessness of the highest order.

Go and ask your mates why no man will stay with them once he finds out that they have with their own hands and unhealthy apetite and practices with their surrogate husbands / intimacy gadgets self inflicted onto themselves the most unpleasant symptoms of Obstetric Fistula without having given birth, then no one will teach you to stop your unhealthy habits and look for a man instead.

Don't say you were not warned of its dangers.

Pathetic and Unrealistic list

Any dude looking for this should just build himself an android and code it to desired specifications.

Softies masquerading as men!

andromida:
Is that all?

Author is pathetic. All men want jst 3 things, african or not african. Food, sex and left alone. Simple

Dis list too long oh! How many days person day use type dis kind tin sef?

Sha, my best part na dat "his money is ur money, and ur money is ur money" part. So on point. Dat is pure bias!

Missy89:
Pathetic and Unrealistic list

Any dude looking for this should just build himself an android and code it to desired specifications.

Softies masquerading as men!

Lmao! You better listen to the Emeritus Prof. Before you end up like all the naija slags on the streets of London he alluded to.

If you know you know, if you don't, keep living lol.

nekaa:
I thought men are not suppose to be complicated

Abi o! I am beginning to wonder if some posters like yanking our chains. I refuse to believe that OP meant what he wrote

I wanted to read everything, i tried to read everything, but i had to stop reading at a point. The post is just too long and refusing to finish......and with the different colors.....

And @Ilekokonit, why are you abusing everybody in your language? Is that African Manly?? and how are you any better than the people you are accusing of ''running motor mouth like meter''?? Shey jeje o.... Pelepele dowo e o...

If you want a perfect wife go for somebody like nabsprada. Beauty nd brain is wat defines nabsprada. Vote for nabsprada as miss nairaland

Haba let me tell all of u men that are searching for a lady that is beautiful, kind, god fearing, charming and every other thing that d op mentioned it is not possible. u are looking for God. its only God that is perfect. so be contempted with what u have.

Ilekokonit:
I pity the poor sod thats gonna be unfortunate enough to co-habit with these morally bankrupt women.

Too many dodgy women lurking everywhere.

You think you are enjoying but you are damaging yourself spiritually (possibly fixable) and physically (beyond repair) by your continued partaking of your inanimate husbands / intimacy gadgets.

Shamelessness of the highest order.

Go and ask your mates why no man will stay with them once he finds out that they have with their own hands and unhealthy apetite and practices with their surrogate husbands / intimacy gadgets self inflicted onto themselves the most unpleasant symptoms of Obstetric Fistula without having given birth, then no one will teach you to stop your unhealthy habits and look for a man instead.

Don't say you were not warned of its dangers.

Spoken like a true connoisseur.Hat tip to you Sir

to the poster

Is the African man married to a zombie? So women should behave like slaves because they are married to African men . I blame the internet

Hmmmm epistle.......wil read wen. am idle

nawa o,odikwa risky.ladies una don hear.

voodoo85:


Author is pathetic. All men want jst 3 things, african or not african. Food, sex and left alone. Simple

liar. we want love, we want a caring partner, a responsible wife, an obedient lady. give us those and u would enjoy us, no doubt.

Hmm. OP is vexed