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jargo89:
The remaining 6 days of the exam period was for practicals and oral exams...

Them came the big day....friday...result day.

Trust me, most wouldnt have slept. How could you sleep knowin your fate in medical school will be released in less than 18 hours?

There were always goin to be 3 batches:
*Those that passed outrightly
*Those that fail one of the 3 and thus resit it
*Those that fail more than one and repeat the class with my set.

The thing is choosing one of this starts at your first day in medical school; choose wisely.

A Lot of people make mistake of copying people's template of survival in medical school; well, its not wrong if its working. But whenever its not, drop it. Pick a style that suits and favor you.

You cant read in the midnight, compensate during the day. You cant read alone, join a reading group. You find it hard to understand when u read alone, watch tutorial videos. There is no defined way to success in med school, unless you define it yourself...

But, stay away from enhancing-drugs and malpractices; they are vices that do harm than good.

Hello mr Jargo, I have fallen in love with you lol (Abeg no take am literally). I am an aspirant of mbbs, just finished IJMB A'level exam got straight A's(thanks be to god) now hunting for admission into ABU through direct entry.
I think I have my mentor in you, and would like to become closer to you than every other worldly things. Please I humbly request for your whatsapp number. Thank ya

The answer is simply #2000. Check this out

He sold the good for #200, now that's a loss because in the real sense the buyer did not act actually pay for it. why? Because his money was not good and instead received another #800 balance making it #1000 loss. At the end of the day he had no choice but to give john another #1000. Now that makes it #2000.

The answer is simply #200. Check this out

He sold the good for #200, now that's a loss because in the real sense the buyer did not act actually pay for it. why? Because his money was not good and instead received another #800 balance making it #1000 loss. At the end of the day he had no choice but to give john another #1000. Now that makes it #2000.

focus95:
this is a very question i dnt xpct any competent mathematician to fail. i'm highly surprised of wat hav been seeing so far. now lets go by d solution, "we need half of us + u (a single bird) alongside wit us to make hundred right?
now lets use (x) to represent number of birds flying prior to d encountering of d single bird.
lets divide x by two to represent number they were expecting to complete them hundred x/2.
x + x/2 +1(d single bird to make dem 100) = 100
collect like terms
x+x/2=100-1
=> x+x/2=99
l.c.m of d left equation
(2x + x)/2 =99
cross multiply
3x=198
now find x ( number of the birds on their way b4 they encounter dat single bird, remember we represent them wit x )
x= 66. (which implies dat 66 birds were on their way)
now lets go in a theorical way, wats half of 66? 33 right? now 66+33=99+1(the other bird)=100. clear now?

Bravo. Claps

hakeem4:
Thank God for science and technology ooo


That's how one baba saheed in my area wanted to help one lady to give birth, it was a safe delivery but instead of him to cut the umbilical cord he cut the small intestine

Lolllllll I know I shouldn't laugh but I can't just help it

WizydXkoba:
OP self, how can u spoke this terrible engrish na. attempted to detonated kwa! JESUS WEPT!

Kwanu "how can you spoke" lolllllll
Make sure you are good at something before u mock others. CHAII

I finished IJMB this year. After I collect the DE form what's the next step? Am hearing things like submitting credentials in jamb office and my school. If this is true what are the credentials?thank u

ivordee:
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For those of us who just finished IJMB and has collected direct entry form what is the next step. Am hearing things like submitting credentials in jamb office, what are this credentials.

dauntless15:
And you're just finding out? Where have you been hiding? Under a rock?

No! U are wrong about your username, you are DAUNT not dauntless

Lanretoye:
confirm ur usb cable,usb chord are good then check ur computer settings.if all those are proper,you may have to resolder or change ur charging port.it doesn't matter if ur device charges when connected to a charger.

Please help! My bold 5 refuse to on. But if I am charging it will be blinking the red light showing that it's charging. Please what do u think Is the solution

Yes! God has done it for me. My success has started. My victory just began. Fellow nairalanders, help me to celebrate. After finishing IJMB, 2015/2016 session, in February the results is finally out. Lo And Behold I had straight A's. Words is too small to express how happy I am today, All thanks to God.
I came out as the best student in my center breaking quite numbers of their past records. The little gift presented to me by the IJMB coordinator is one among the numerous well wishes I received from lecturers, parents and students alike.
I want to use this opportunity to thank all nairalanders that advised me sincerely when I opened a thread seeking advice whether to claim the admission given to me to study agric or to continue my IJMB.
Halla my parents! Halla my lecturers! Halla my friends! Halla nairalanderssssssss

Oluwa thank you

What a lovely piece. This guy has just spoken the minds of many. This is exactly what I thought is right. I hope this exemplary write up carries weight in the eyes of the so called Adamu-Adamu

Seenyo:
Gbam! Though i voted pmb, i never knew dude is ill-prepared, aimless & heartless!...i wasted my vote.

No u didn't wait and see

eyeview:
They spent one year blaming jonathan and his blind supporters were foolishly carried along with it.
Look at Real madrid. They have just won the champions league. As at the time zidane took over from benitez in january,they were 5th in the spanish league,dropping points weekly,team morale was low,there was lack of cohesion but zidane didn't waste a moment to complain or blame the 'past administration',he didn't set the team into further retrogression(as buhari is doing as an excuse to rebuild),instead he went straight to work to stem the tide of retrogression and move the team forward till they finished just a point behind the eventual winners Barca and went ahead to lift the champions league.
That's what you call progressive!
Now compare that with Buhari who is like a coach that inherited a top flight team and was busy all thru the season blaming the previous coach till he dragged his team into a lower division within one year

You are the most sensible man in Nigeria. I just love the way you drafted your argument, though I still believe in this government.

vizkiz:
This nigga is a perfect case of "from nothing to something"


just that he has become a proud basttard

my brother take am easy now. haba!

Pprovost:
People talk about what they know bro. Yes, you will write exam even if you are applying with Cambridge A level.

Thanks man

Pprovost:
I don't know whether Uniben offer insurance as a course. Those that are sure should confirm pls.

Read my previous posts for step by step procedure.

u guys are not talking about ijmb. do ijmbites also do exam before admission

dauntless15:
i have created a whatsapp group where we talk about data plans , android games, android tweaking drop your number if interested lets share infos, if you know what i mean

07031815652

vizkiz:
Oh really? That is great news!






Ode buruku

Don't go and look for a way to beg God so you can get a husband, be saying our son there. Wizkid whey no get plan for you...some girls are so dumb


"Wizkid shops for our son"...ha! Aye mi

so what do u want her to say "wizkid shop for your son" right haba use it

Lwkmd I don't want to believe this is true

hatbricker:
you people forgot FRSC is 3 while army has 4 guys

Go back to that pix and look well.

ijustdey:
all these polygamous families and their issues...



that's why I can't marry more than one woman.... because the trouble a woman will give you is enough to last you your lifetime talkless of adding another one to it

And who told u that a house of one wife don't encounter worst problems. it just depends on d man and d situation in d home

I have downloaded that but my Adobe Acrobat cannot read it. Please which app can view the file?

saintRighteous49:
where is the swallowing taking place I no dey see any thing called swallow.....in fact who that guy epp self

Where u read swallow from the op introduction. open THY eyes