can som1 pls help me

guys abeg i get o'level
anybody can help with job at total oil and gas pls

dotmond u sef u 2 get wahala i dey sure say u go dey give them problem for house

guys abeg i get o'level anybody can help with job pls

hello sir pls i will like to write the nda exam dis year pls is there any help u can offer pls i will like to be a cadet

hmmmmmm short of words

if dotmond wont apologise cocu or coco may be u should do and let the sleeping dog rest

hw much is the form and there school fees

u guys should apologise to each other and lets keep the friendship moving..... In allah i put my trust

guys hw did u get to knw dat the result is out and av u seen any body that have been offered admission cause i cant see anything new on there website i don tire ooo

@adewex lolz but watch your mouth next time.... IN ALLAH I PUT MY TRUST

i 1nda why are some human beings so hard hearted they knw we get useful info dere go will judge the person

adex and his nonsense info mtcheeeeeew

guys whats the latest news and what happen to the other thread

@ALL GUYS PLS OOO WHEN WILL THEY START SELLING NECO GCE FORM PLS I NEED UPDATE

The bride tells her husband,
"Honey, you know I'm a virgin
and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you
explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply,
we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing
'the prisoner'.
So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the
first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face
up on the bed, smiling with
satisfaction. Nudging him, his
bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner
seems to have escaped." Turning
on his side, he smiles. "Then we
will have to re-imprison him."
After the second time they spent,
the guy reaches for his cigarettes
but the girl, thoroughly enjoying
the new experience of making
love, gives him a suggestive smile,
"Honey, the prisoner is out
again!" The man rises to the
occasion, but with the unsteady
legs of a recently born foal.
Afterwards, he lays back on the
bed, totally exhausted.
She nudges him and says,
"Honey, the prisoner escaped
again." Limply turning his head,
He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a
life sentence, OKAY!

Akpors was coming back from
school, singing & dancing.
The father asked him, "My son,
dis one dat u're happy, singing &
dancing, I have not seen u in dis
mood for a while now"
Akpors replied & said, "Papa, u
will not be buying new textbooks,
notebooks and all the writing
materials"
The father shouted, "That's my
son, but wait oo, did you win
scholarship or something?"
"No papa am repeating the same
class!!!"

WOMAN: My Husband is not
interested in sex.
DOCTOR: Ok! give these pills to
him. Everyday, put 1 pill in his tea.
the woman did and they had sex
which
they enjoyed. Next day she puts 2
pills
in his tea and they
enjoyed much more sex. 3rd day,
she emptied the whole bottle in
his
tea.
Two days later Doctor called
to know the progress. Son picked
and
replied:
"Mom is in coma at
d moment, Aunt is in hospital,
Maid
is suing Dad for rape, My own
arse hurts and bleeding and Dad
is still running naked in d garden,
shouting Bingo! Bingo!! Bingo!!!
The chickens are all dead & Even
the Dogs are running 4 their
lives!

@seylad tell some empty skull to stop posting mouth watering nonsence on dis thread

@adex why dont u go pay dem a visit at the cementry instead of saying rubbish here

ok ooo i don hear una 2 oo seniors make una dey flex

habayommy:
Free us joor. If our noise dey disturb Ɣ☺Ʊ,close ear na . This thread is meant for both nd and hnd oo.

una be agbaya make una leave dis thread for us so we go see beta info

hnd make una let person hear word jooor

pls guys when are dey starting 2012 recruitment am an s.s.c.e holder i will like to join the sss this is my number 08188876465

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pls location

ibadan poly una want make we come protest unilag don release dere list uniben sef wetin happen ibadan poly person don dey grow old 4 house

guys pls hw much is the
acceptance fee for last year
and hw much is it going to be
this year i need ansa pls and
not insult[b]guys pls hw much is the
acceptance fee for last year
and hw much is it going to be
this year i need ansa pls and
not insult[/b]guys pls hw much is the
acceptance fee for last year
and hw much is it going to be
this year i need ansa pls and
not insult

i write d n.d.a exam dis year both didnt make d list am looking forward to anoda 1 guys pls help me with update when d form is out

guys pls hw much is the acceptance fee for last year and hw much is it going to be this year i need ansa pls and not insult

guys pls halla me when the cut off is out 08188876465 insha allah we shall all congratulate ourself lets be more prayer full cause God never sleep nor slumber