duduade:
If boyfriend can write this kain English what will girlfriend be writing

``` Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation.

One of them kept complaining about family problems. Finally the other man said, "you think you have family problems? Listen to my situation."

"A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown up daughter and we got married. Later my father married my stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter my stepmother and my father became my stepson.

Also my wife became mother in law of her father in law.

Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother had a son. This boy was my half brother because he was my father's son but he was also the son of my wife's daughter, which made him my wife's grandson. That made me the grandfather of my half brother.

This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half sister of my son, my stepmother is also the grandmother. This makes my father the brother in law of my child, whose step sister is my fathers wife. Thus I am my stepmother's brother in law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I'm my own grandfather.

And you think you have family problems?

If you're not confused like myself, try reading this again.```

B

emmyluizzz:

I pity ur generations.......

OK




Issorite





N tanchu

Formerly They use to discourage eating in the dream but the way this administration is going, any where you see food abeg make Una chop oooo
Because
Everything is now expensive in Nigeria,....witches dnt even serve food for dreams anymore.....Abi when last u chop 4 dream..tell me.

Dis ish breast ABUSE

Tank God am not jonah

Ok

500mil? Who certificate still de EPP...500mil too much Ni...just give me 30mil to start up a gud business.. N buy another certificate on top...after all our President buy him waec certificate

I see...anyway all dis private Skul will be owing der teachers n will still send a child home just because of 200

We claim d privilege of worshipping Almighty God according to d dictates of our own conscience n allow all men d same privilege let them worship...how,where or wat dey may..tho am not in support of how de are worshipping in dis picx...must u discriminate? ...later Nw sum of dis mallams will start saying de don't discriminate

Issorite...aboki na aboki...Shebi dis mallam (our so called minister of education) has finally turned everything upside down...APC fighting corruption while u re corruption...

ayotrey:


u know y many fine guys dey carry face? cuz no money and u girls go just dey trip and if he no look una then una go say e proud

Lol u sabi make mouth shah

Dat dwarf wit red cap no b T.A orji? ..anyway dis old ngwa elders should keep on deceiving demselves ..how dat 1 Tak concern me?

Women shall not live by money alone...dat ur handsomeness na jara...every guy handsome for him pocket

And she de even smile on top...y dem no use teeth chop am off?

Lawz20:
Good day fellow Nairalanders.

About three months ago, I posted a problem that I was facing in my 3 years old relationship here on this section about my fiancee that was cheating on me, asking for your advises and I got lots and lots of love from all of you, I really want to appreciate you all for that.

Now to the matter on ground, just to cut it short, I broke up with my so called fiancee around April this year, told her am no longer interested in the relationship, she says it ok by her but then she was still in Delta state with her parents, later during the week, she called me to say am not serious with what I told her and that she can't just waste her 3 good years with me just like that, after a lot was said, her mum called me, told me if I really want to break up with her daughter, I must rent her a house, get her a job and compensate her. I laughed and told her, for the house I will try my best but for the other two, they are not possible. She took the phone from her mum and started telling at me that I will have to cos she has stayed with me for 3 years, cooking and washing my clothes. I told her if I have to then she will also have to pay me for her younger sister's schooling that I sponsored, the monthly monies in the name of business, her hair dresser registration, monthly upkeeps and the rest. She shouted at me that am joking with her and she will show me. After lots of arguments, she hung up for a month plus, I didn't hear from her again until all of a sudden, she called me that she will be coming over to my place, at first I was like, you want to come and carry out your threat or what cos she has been sending me threatening messages, she said its for peace then I said ok since her belongings are still in my room. She came like she said, she said she doesn't want to waste time, that I should say what I want, after much talks, pleas and all. I left her at home and head for work, she later called me that she want to leave my house and all she needed from me now is money to rent a house, I told her to wait till I return but she said I should just transfer the money to her, I called the police station that I have already reported the case to and they ask me to give her that it will show that I have pay her off. I called her back and ask how much, she said 30k and I should please add something to it, I sent her 35k apart from the 25k I gave her before she traveled, lo and behold, I returned from work and met my house empty, everything I have was gone, she packed my properties, took the receipts from my box, the only property she left for me are my clothes and shoes. My fridge, TV, home theater, fan, gas cooker, electric stoves, kerosene stoves, mattress and many others are all gone. All effort to reach her prove abortive. The next day in the morning, she called me to say, if I want my properties back, I should come to Delta state and do the right thing, I went to the police station and when I see that all they are asking me is money, I just lost interest. I can't go to her place in Delta cos I don't know what awaits me there so I told myself, I will start over again. This has really thought me a bitter lesson that no matter how much love a girl proves to love you, she can also kill you almost immediately. Please friends, all I need now is help from you all, I have renewed my rent and there's not even ordinary bed talk more of electronics in the house, I have to sleep at work most times, I just need your help, be it financially or materially, I will appreciate, any amount is not little please and nothing is too small.

Just in case you want to help, you can call/whatsapp/sms me on this number, 08075237343 or Email me on shegzylawrence4u@ymail.com
Thank you and God bless you all.