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i cudnt suck it cuz we were in a hurry, but trust me i do enjoyed it, infact i want more

2day was a romantic dat for moi, he took me to bed undressed me and inserted his tongue into my hole, i was melting in his mouth, he made me screamed out loud, oooooh now i know why bluenubian do go for older guy, hmmn who says age matters, he has got d experience and all dat, he is gud like mad, my thanks goes to all ya dat took ur tym to reply dis topic especially blue(even tho dia was kind of divert), u are surely a sweetheart

hi ladies, just wanna know if u wud actually go out with a guy dat is 8 years older than you, i am 19 and he is 27, he has been all over me for ages now but the only thing dat freak me out about him is his age but apart from his age all other thing about him is great, he is a guy dat u wud actually wanna go out with, plz tell me, does 8 years difference matters?

A guy in a bar stands up and says, "All lawyers are assholes." Another guy stands up and says "Hey, I resent that, " The first guy says, "Why? Are you a lawyer?" The second guy says, "No. I'm an asshole."

is he kind of wowo(ugly) or wat, has he got any disability dat is pissing him off? , if so dat might be d reason, but i love shy people, i mean i love dating them,

the single is £3.80 while double id £4.50, av done the home text but it is negative, dont av any symptoms, i think i shud go see my dockky, thanks 4 ur advice, really do appreciate

i usually av it for 3 or 4day, my cycle comes after 28, 29 , 30 or 31 days, three month ago it came after 28 days and two month ago it was after 35 days, i had intercourse but it was pull out method,

hello good people, y am here 2day is cuz my red has been hanged since last month, maybe i shud make it more clear, my period has been hanged since last month pls good people how can i resurrect it, i aint joking, i need u to help me, cheers

hello my sisters and brothers nothing spoil, am sharing dis with ya so u can tell wat to do, my husband dad is a doctor and actually i was rushed to his hospital wen i wanted to av my son, he was d doctor at dat hospital so he was d one dat actually do all d thingy, i dont really see it as anything den cuz i wasnt myself, after aving my baby i was ashamed but i gat to let it go since my husband didnt complained either, 6 months after my child birth, dis old man keep coming to our house saying he has come to say hi to his son and grand son, to cut d story short he confronted me one day and said he loved wat he saw 6month ago and he wish to see my toto again dat who knows we might even do d real thing, dat he aint bad either, infact he was telling me to touch it to confirm, i was so pissed but u know i av to watch wat i do or say to him cuz he is my husband father, but wait a minuite, isnt he gonna be taking advantage if i shud just keep shut, if i shud tell my baby boy he might not bliv me cuz he is stuck in between, infact am really baffled with dis my scenario, pls pls pls!!!!!! WAT CAN I DO, HELP PLS

During a wedding ceremony, it got to the period to unite the couple. PASTOR - If there is anybody here that does not want this couple to be joined together he or she should speak out now'' A man from the extreme of the church stood up and walked toward the alter, As the bride saw the man coming closer, she fainted. The bride groom and the whole congregation were in confusion. When the man got to the front, the pastor asked; ‘’Why don’t you want these people to be joined together? MAN – ‘’I could not hear your voice clearly from the back sir, so I decide to come up to tell you that the speaker is faulty’’. Immediately the bride woke up. Warning – do not die before the real death

my birthday is on the 25 of december, u guys i need a ipod, i mean all those expensive things for my present, ok? cheers

i dont mind @bobbyaf

dont know about dexacoteen but u can try CYPRI GOLD

could pregnancy be the only causes of missed period? do anybody know, done the home thingy but is negative although i used a medicine which made me to gain weight but when i stopped it i missed my period.

Adun Ewuro
Ijele
Igodo
Madam dearest
Root
MY fathers love
Idajo oru, and many more

snob or no snob they are still making their money, this is a free world they could be who ever they want to be. i belive those who pretend to be good are d worst one's but i gat nothing to do with their attitude neither do i need to meet them all i know is dey are both good and i appreciate their good work , atleast we have got people to entertain us. dont think we need their attitude. even most of us here have got this attitude thing we talking about but we cant know becuz we ain't a star so pls leave them to live their life.

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lilian
abiola
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pamilerin
anuoluwapo
gbenga
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ibidun
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A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come in to the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"

The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying
to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just
think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up
and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's
a doctor.'"

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the
teacher; , she's dead."

A blonde walks into a bar and looks around. There is no pool table, no dart board, no juice box. She asked the bar tender,"What do you guys do for fun around here."

The bar tender picks up a bat a walks over to an ape in the coner of the room. He hits it over the head and it goes crazy. It jumps all over the place. Then it runs to the bar tender and gives him a Mouth Action. After the bar tender cleaned up the mess he started to hand the bat to the blond. He said," you want to give it a try."

The blond looks at him and goes," Ok just don't hit me to hard!"

A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "That is highly unlikely," says the doctor.

"Please, show me," So she takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. Then she pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams, and so on and so forth.

Finally the doctor looks at her and says, "You're not really a brunette are you? You're really a blonde, right?"

She looks surprised and says, "Yes, Doctor!!" "I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.

While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.

He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is ok. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house.

He then asks her why she has a ski jacket and a fur coat on.

She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it said "For best results, put on two coats."

Once upon a time there was a women that was about to have triplets.

In her stomach the babies were talking to each other.

The first baby says "I want to be a plumber, because there is so much water in here".

The second baby says "I want to be an electrician because it is so dark in here".

And the last baby says "I want to be a hunter, because if that damn snake comes back in here i'm going to cut it off".

The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said: "Since we
are the best of friends, I would not want
to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know
that I had mentioned you in my will."

"That is very kind of you," said the doctor emotionally, and then
added, "Can I see that prescription I just gave you? I'd like to make a
little change, "

A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when
the pilot announced, "Two of our engines are on fire; we are flying
through a heavy fog and it has eliminated all our visibility."

The passengers were numb with fear, except for one - a retired
minister.
"Now, now, keep calm," he said. "Let's all bow our heads and pray."

Immediately, the group bowed their heads to pray, except one man. "Why
aren't you bowing your head to pray?" the minister asked.

"I don't know how to pray," replied the passenger.

"Well, just do something religious!" instructed the minister.

The man got up and passed his hat down the aisle, taking an offering.

One day Taribo West and Mr president were arguing, the president got so annoyed and said "why i dey even follow u argue, u wey resemble gorrila" Taribo replied him saying "aahh Mr Presido, see person wey dey call me gorrila, u no know sey i fine pass u, ur excellency?" A young man was passing by and Taribo stopped him and asked "bros abeg 4 me and this Uncle wey stand here, who ugly pass?" and the guy looked at both of them for some seconds and exclaimed "wonderful!!! abeg una two be twins?, ha ha ha.

One day, I went to market to buy egg. On getting home I crack the first one and nothing was found in it,I crack the second one nothing was found in it. I then went back to where I bought the eggs. As I was explaining the situation to the seller, he mistakingly broke the whole 24 creates and noting was found in all. We decided to go to the poutry, getting there the poutry manager could not believe what happen and he also break all the eggs in the poutry and noting was found again. He called on those chicken and asked what was going on with the eggs they were laying nowadays? chicken reply "WITH CONDOM, NOTHING DEY HAPPEN" Pass the message on AIDS IS REALLLLLLLL

A Hawaiian and a Yoruba, in a language structure class, were asked to construct a sentence that contained the following words:
Green
Pink and
Yellow
The Hawaiian wrote:
"Every morning I put on my pink shirt, light up my green cigarette, and look up at the yellow sun."
The Yoruba wrote:
"Every time I hear the phone ring Green, Green, I pink it up and say Yellow yellow

Have got a friend, he stay in ukraine but wanna come to UK. Do you know how or wat he could do to get here? or do u know any international university dat is genuine, cheap for medical student. i wud really appreciate your help.

i dont think u are too young to get married, u just let dem know we are in d year 2006. dey must av think we are still in 1930s. But if dey keep saying u too young den give d girl bele (make her pregnant). i guess dey wud know how far if she got pregnant for you,