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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: MR NAIRALAND 2016 ; List Of The 29 Contestants And Their ATTRIBUTES By Daviyjone by ShaqFu: 12:57pm On Jul 13, 2016
ireneony:
no one here.
I like everyone equally.

But Sometimes i like to feast on some peeps
Aye! Now this we have in common. Who are the peeps, if I may ask? smiley grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: MR NAIRALAND 2016 ; List Of The 29 Contestants And Their ATTRIBUTES By Daviyjone by ShaqFu: 12:51pm On Jul 13, 2016
bibijay123:
Vote Fynestboi for Mr nairaland



#TeamFynestboi
A Amen to this and that! And also falconey, vizkiz, imadotune and gbo gba aye dot com. grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: MR NAIRALAND 2016 ; List Of The 29 Contestants And Their ATTRIBUTES By Daviyjone by ShaqFu: 12:47pm On Jul 13, 2016
ireneony:
of course yes..
Nothing is better than breaking men's heart grin
Haba! You wicked oh. May be very soon you go start to dey break girls heart too, cos I still suspect say you mean some girls for here. grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: MR NAIRALAND 2016 ; List Of The 29 Contestants And Their ATTRIBUTES By Daviyjone by ShaqFu: 12:41pm On Jul 13, 2016
ireneony:
grin grin..
Give it a rest grin
She is not worth it grin
Kai! Irene you be badt girl oh, after you done raise my hope, you come crash am like dis, and like dat.

E be like say you go sabi break man heart well well oh. grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: MR NAIRALAND 2016 ; List Of The 29 Contestants And Their ATTRIBUTES By Daviyjone by ShaqFu: 12:38pm On Jul 13, 2016
And like the rodent they are, they've all scattered into the night. Running with their tail between their legs, escaping the harshest reality that life mete out to them, that's why they come here campaigning, in the hope of getting lil stipend just to ease off their miserable existence!.

Agarawu23, my friend, why didn't you give this girls money when you shared money, obviously they need it, the way they've been campaigning, one would think their life depend on the 1K.5 recharge card they'll give to them if their candidate wins. grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: MR NAIRALAND 2016 ; List Of The 29 Contestants And Their ATTRIBUTES By Daviyjone by ShaqFu: 12:32pm On Jul 13, 2016
ireneony:
well i can't remember grin.

That particular girl is in my book(i don't actually do this) i will make her life a living hell on romance section. cheesy
Ah ah! What did that particular girl do to you, Irene? Lol.

Oya tell me, I can keep a secret. grin
Romance › Re: Voting For Mr Nairaland Without An Interview by ShaqFu: 12:26pm On Jul 13, 2016
NewSheriff:
The fool just followed me. Learn from your masters. Synzu did same some months ago. Ask him if it has yielded anything positive. grin
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So much for a mind your business preacher gringrin
By the way, you really didn't have to make your attention seeking so obvious by bold letters.

Just negodu!! C'mon grandpa, I'm not gaý! Take your disgruntled gaý ass self off my face.
Who would want to seek the attention of a miserable low life is low? You're a demented bastard, and a fool belched from the bottom of the Pit Of Tautarus.


Baller balling? Hahahahahahahaha dang! This is entertaining. gringrin agbaya! For you, hunting for teenage pussíes that you'll never get is an achievement and anyone that doesn't stoop to your level isn't balling. How deranged can one be? Little wonder, you got a chieftaincy title in the ashawo thread. You don't have what it takes to get a girl offline nor the wits or charisma to attract a matured lady online hence, your stock in trade:asslicking any moniker with an "f". This is why you'll die a lonely old perv. Nobody likes you! Nobody wants you! Suck it up, the truth is bitter.
Oh so now by paying for pussies is causing you unending pains in your wrinkle neck? Oh what a shame!.

You truly need rehab, I'm not responsible for you acute jealousy, neither am I responsible for your miserable existence, is that who you've so filled with hate to the point of can't even stomach the thought of seeing achievers achieve incredible feat?

Oh my! Please lemme know whenever you need money so I'll pay a little stipend in your account, and let your father know he's doing a very bad job in raising a recalcitrant twerp as a son.

Grandpa, is it not the same people you shamelessly asslick that disgraced you the other day, calling you names and posting your picture?
Made man? another one!! gringrin
Paedophile, what have you achieved in your 40 years of existence? Sleeping with your 16 years old neighbour? Fool at 40 - you will remain a fool forever. Omo ale jati jati
Asslick? Oh no! That'll be you. Only cretins like you usually mistake concrete argument for asslicking. That's why you've so much lost touch with reality and you've become a disgraced and notorious chimpanzee online.

Soro niyen? What are you saying? How do you perceive a smell with your nose in the virtual world? All hail Joseph, the legendary paedophile. He's got super powers. gringringrin
Please don't smile, you're pained, you're hungry, life is miserable to you, and your existence is wretched beyond measure![/quote]At 40, you can't boast of anything reasonable you've done with your life. You're cursed![/quote]Like I told you, if I'm 40, then your father is a nonagenarian, and I'll let you know that even when in my teenage years, I've achieved greater than you and your father combine.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: MR NAIRALAND 2016 ; List Of The 29 Contestants And Their ATTRIBUTES By Daviyjone by ShaqFu: 12:04pm On Jul 13, 2016
Maxi112:
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Its obvious bro. The girl is a confirm Olodo Rabata! She doesn't even know the difference between research and plagiarism.

Now what does that tell you about her? LMAO!.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: MR NAIRALAND 2016 ; List Of The 29 Contestants And Their ATTRIBUTES By Daviyjone by ShaqFu: 11:58am On Jul 13, 2016
ireneony:
grin cheesy See something. .lol Funny and true grin
Really? How you take know?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: MR NAIRALAND 2016 ; List Of The 29 Contestants And Their ATTRIBUTES By Daviyjone by ShaqFu: 11:55am On Jul 13, 2016
Monalisa185:
Who's this onehuh Gerarahere mehnnn.. Kiddult!
The same one you said is someone else is the one you're asking who he is? Men! You must be mentally fucked_ up lisa!.

I thought being a transgender was nature's worse gift to you, I never knew being a stupid ass dumb cross breed between a dumb woman and a retarded_ man was far worse!.

Tell me, have you done any research today? Olodo rabata!.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: MR NAIRALAND 2016 ; List Of The 29 Contestants And Their ATTRIBUTES By Daviyjone by ShaqFu: 11:52am On Jul 13, 2016
ipledge10:
just let me know when you are done barking like an unfed Dog. If you are really smart, you won't be here claiming internet warrior when your age mate are already receiving pension
Oh I'm smarter than you and all of you combine. A peep at my threads will open your eyes, that have been blinded my nonsense ignoramous like you, who spew sh1t everywhere!.

Beside, have you eaten today? Have you paid your school fees, when is daddy sending your monthly allowance?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: MR NAIRALAND 2016 ; List Of The 29 Contestants And Their ATTRIBUTES By Daviyjone by ShaqFu: 11:48am On Jul 13, 2016
Monalisa185:
Mehnnn! Dude is cute shaaa... No winder the op has been having sleepless nights, maybe he's jealous or something... Lol
Madam who don't even know the meaning of research, talk less of plagiarism, I hear you've been calling someone pot belly?

As at least the person is well fed, unlike you who look starved like those somali kids who can't even hold a biscuit, talk less of bottle water.

Next time you want to throw shades, be sure to know where you throw it to, because I'll take you to the cleaners and have them clean out your brain, so you can learn to think like a man, sorry, woman, or are you a cross breed of both?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: MR NAIRALAND 2016 ; List Of The 29 Contestants And Their ATTRIBUTES By Daviyjone by ShaqFu: 11:44am On Jul 13, 2016
DAVIYJONESS:
joseph.1832 this dumb diaspora need your endorsement for his dumbness .
Joseph.1832 is resting, he's tired of seeing stupid_ ass niggers and dumb ass men, who surpass as transgenders, making a total misery of themselves.

That's why I am here, his alter ego!. To give them a bad taste in their smellymouth. grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: MR NAIRALAND 2016 ; List Of The 29 Contestants And Their ATTRIBUTES By Daviyjone by ShaqFu: 11:42am On Jul 13, 2016
ipledge10:
let me guess...maybe that dumbo Joseph, am I right ?
You and your entire generation will and can never be smarter than me!.

And hey, if I'm dumb, I wonder what you are, a wretched depraved low life, who could pass as a hungry _retard?.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: MR NAIRALAND 2016 ; List Of The 29 Contestants And Their ATTRIBUTES By Daviyjone by ShaqFu: 11:39am On Jul 13, 2016
obiorathesubtle:
undecided You a stoner? You stoned right now?
Anything wrong with stoning?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: MR NAIRALAND 2016 ; List Of The 29 Contestants And Their ATTRIBUTES By Daviyjone by ShaqFu: 11:35am On Jul 13, 2016
ipledge10:
grin grin... You should know I don't do alternate moniker...come with your real moniker
I'm as real as can be, ask around, they'll tell you the moniker behind this moniker.

And you still didn't answer the question, how is New York?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: MR NAIRALAND 2016 ; List Of The 29 Contestants And Their ATTRIBUTES By Daviyjone by ShaqFu: 11:28am On Jul 13, 2016
ipledge10:
a very good idea...IamKINGzlee is our KING...the number one choice

Most Handsome
Most Humble
Most intelligent
How is New York? Hope you went to a shelter for feeding today?
Events › Re: Happpy Birthday Scentmarlc by ShaqFu: 11:23am On Jul 13, 2016
scentmarlc:
Not at all.... She be correct mgbeke cheesy
Na so, correct man you be.
Events › Re: Happpy Birthday Scentmarlc by ShaqFu: 11:14am On Jul 13, 2016
scentmarlc:
And you too brova. Big Ups
Happy Birthday Scent. Come how far na, da sextemi babe carry well well oh, hope she no be all those yeye hypocritical christian?
Events › Re: Happpy Birthday Scentmarlc by ShaqFu: 11:12am On Jul 13, 2016
Sexytemi:
Happy Birthday scent, many more fruitful years on earth in Jesus name.
Good lord! Is that you I see on your profile pic? Oh my lord!. You're gifted and heavenly lifted!!!.

JESU!!!
Christianity Etc › Re: The ATHEIST TEACHER (read This Joke To Know What Atheist Really Are)!! by ShaqFu: 10:55am On Jul 13, 2016
KingEbukaNaija:
Bill Gate is a Christian .

Heaven is here on earth for God's eternal reign - cohabiting with humans - and death only lands the soul in sheol , the realm of the dead .
Oh really? Gates is a christian, nice. I'm sure he isn't the usual hypocritical christians with double standard.
Romance › Re: Voting For Mr Nairaland Without An Interview by ShaqFu: 10:53am On Jul 13, 2016
WindUpMerchant:
Rumours I hear here. I'm not trying to ridicule you in anyway. rise above the hate.
And if she has a child, anything in that?
Romance › Re: Voting For Mr Nairaland Without An Interview by ShaqFu: 10:46am On Jul 13, 2016
NewSheriff:
Who do we have here? The 40 years old fool hunting for imaginary teenage pussíes on Nairaland? The laughing stock of romanceland Nairaland who has been disgraced severally by the people he shamelessly licks their assess? The deranged boho that keeps telling everyone that cares to listen and those that don't that he finally finished level 10 of perversion?

By the way, why not take your own advice by minding your shítty business and get the fuck_ out of my mentions?
[b]Oh yea? If am 40 then your dad is a nonsense nonagenarian for birthing a cursed moronic slowpoke like you.

If I'm hunting for teenage pussies, tell me, does it bother you cos you don't have what it takes to hunt for teenage pussies? Cos you sound pained and angry seeing a baller balling, that's why your shriveled balls are hanging out like the deranged and mentally unbalanced chimpanzee you truly are.

Tell me, Mr NewSherriff! Did life deal you a tremendous blow that you find it difficult from being a jealous ass mofo? Did life rape you in the ass, did life make your ass unable to hold sh1t that's why you keep spewing sh1t out of your dilapidated rectum, you mistook for your mouth?

If truly I'm disgraced, then you're the personification of the word loser! That's why you plague this section with your vileness and envy made men, when they show just how made they are.

Tell me once again, have you eaten today? You don baff? That's why I'm perceiving this repulsive miasma you spew all over this section, and hunger probably made you chemically imbalance.

Listen you b1tch belched out of the rectum of a chimpanzee! You and everything that will come out of that shriveled scrotal sack you call balls, will never amount to anything in this life, and the next! Even the afterlife will reject you and everything that is you.

You should start paying attention on how to make your miserable existence bearable before you slit your wrist and slip into oblivion.

And yes, you can choke on my every word cos that's the only thing you'll be doing! You b1tch ass nigger!.[/b]
Christianity Etc › Re: The ATHEIST TEACHER (read This Joke To Know What Atheist Really Are)!! by ShaqFu: 10:13am On Jul 13, 2016
KingEbukaNaija:
Bill Gate is not an atheist . Stop lying grin .

Hitler , Mao , Kim 1 and Kim 11 , Stalin are idiots .

So your joke gloats about the imminent death of a human being simply because he is a Christian huh . These atheists are evil people . And he garnered six likes from all the atheists who saw this - that explains a lot about you people . Wicked , malevolent .

By the way , I'm pretty sure the Christian survived .
Oh. If Bill Gates is not an atheist, surely he's not a christian, is he?

Tell me, do not christianity preach life after death? So why all the inane utterance just cos someone made a life and death joke about christianity.

Truly, your post reek of the saying "every christian wants to go to Heaven, but no Christian wants to die".
Politics › Re: Enugu Traditional Rulers Collect Grazing Money From Herdsmen by ShaqFu: 10:02am On Jul 13, 2016
omenka:
As Usual, they are avoiding the thread like wild fire. cheesy

This one is sure to burn them leaving charred carcasses all over the place if they dare! grin

Just look at the life of people roaming all over the place hating on everyone who tells them the truth, forming Voltrons and what not. Who know how many of them on this forum have, one way or another, benefited from the funds received from the herders??

#Pathetic!
Be that as it may, that doesn't give the herdsmen the right to go marauding and killing. It doesn't at all.

What's wrong is wrong, and what's right, is right.
Romance › Re: Voting For Mr Nairaland Without An Interview by ShaqFu: 9:52am On Jul 13, 2016
jaybee3:
Did i hit a nerve?

Oops
You probably did. The rodents and arachnids in this section can never stomach the thought of seeing a mature man flirt with a girl. To them, in their demented juvenile and poverty stricken mind. Flirting equals philandering.

You even wonder how these rodents and arachnids even pass their school exams, when all they know how to do is nose dive into matters that concerns them not.
Romance › Re: Voting For Mr Nairaland Without An Interview by ShaqFu: 9:48am On Jul 13, 2016
NewSheriff:
Just see the way this girl is flirting with a married man online. If this happens here, then what happens off Nairaland? Shameless! Little wonder he proposed taking the winner to any spa of her choice thinking you'll win.


You, Jaybee3, don't you got no shame at all? You're married with kids for crying out loud. If you got no shame, at least, respect your wife.

Shameless people
And how is it your business? Are you a relative, an in law, or just a nosy individual?

Don't tell me jealousy have raped you to the point you can't even muster the scud to even mind your gaddamn business.
Romance › Re: Can A Husband "Rape" His Wife?? by ShaqFu: 9:20am On Jul 13, 2016
geni340:
morning House...
I read of an estranged woman who dragged her hubby to court, insisting d later 'raped' her. if a hubby forces his dicck in2 her wifey, can it really b construed as rapehuh angry
Where did this happen? I don't think there's any such thing as marital rape in Nigeria though.
Fashion › Re: Ladies, Can You Wear This? by ShaqFu(op): 8:51am On Jul 13, 2016
iykekelvins:
[color=#099999]I don't have a girlfriend, but if I did, why not?[/color]
Cool. I like your style.
Fashion › Re: Ladies, Can You Wear This? by ShaqFu(op): 7:41am On Jul 11, 2016
iykekelvins:
[color=#099999]They're nice[/color]
Like seriously? You'd want your girlfriend to wear them?
Fashion › Re: Ladies, Can You Wear This? by ShaqFu(op): 12:32am On Jul 11, 2016
naughtynaughty:
me likey too
Op Whr can I get it.. G string tho

Haha madam u and sandoski don't want to sleep bah.. Sheybi they yaf delete dat our thread . Goodnyt besties ooo
My friend told me her tailor made hers. So you can check with your tailor.
Fashion › Re: Ladies, Can You Wear This? by ShaqFu(op): 12:08am On Jul 11, 2016
flexyfit:
it's cute....I wear...it's lovely and sexy....
Nice to know.

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