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ademasta:
Hmmm... Bribing with meat! Well, where e dey?

Go check front page you go see that well decorated ram,cut any part wey do u n eat

ademasta:
Goaaaaaal!!!
Haaa... For where? Na you be the driver, me na ur conductor. But dnt forget that wise conductors do cheat their bosses. You know that kind thing...

Lol exactly why I go put eye on top ur matter so as to b on a safe side

U chop meat so?if not come collect

Kollecting things Yo!

ademasta:
Abeg where dem dey sell nysc khaki materials? I need to arrange am, carry am go give tailor...btw, any tailor for here? Haywire1, majidyusuf, 2el, xcozee, aare2050, shawwal, kbs468(may God win the stone heart of whizqueen for you), hilsocial, foxxynik, gazaliah(this one na quranworm, but till admiring zeeenas sha), stancity, elmisti, harinhorla, babatawa(how dis one go even sabi sew cloth wen be say na dem goldenone, jemimaa01, beamborla, allsmyles, rmfunky, deracathy and co naim em go dey chase all about with em long stick)...hmmm anybody again? So none of you sabi sew cloth! Common cloth?!! Oga o... Na wah o... Ok make i ask the ladies. Shioor! Hw dem ladies self wan sabi sewing wen be say dem babatawa, kbs468 and co no go allow dem rest. Well in the absence of any, i will still have to visit my tailor's shop make e help me sew my nysc khaki make e look like general buhari own. Make e put enof 'star symbols', 5 eagle symbols, aso rock symbol and some other ceremonial tags... Yes, so that when i get to camp, na me go dey give soldiers instructions. I go say make them no allow any of them hilsocial, xcozee, 2el, babatawa, shawwal1 to shake or talk to any girl during both the camping and the course of nysc program. Yes, na me dey talk! And anybody wey sabi Hadassaheke make e help me tell her say na her die i dey die o... Na because of her i dey do all dis o. I know say she nor get the strenght to satisfy my want, so make she just born me the 7 boys. I go look for another lady(probably any of allsmyles and deracathy, or both) wey go born me the remaining 5girls. That's all.
Cc
Engr Ademasta.

This guy ehn may God no join me wit u 4 Camp

Cos u go outshine me n park all d parkables keep for urself

I don already tag u as party spoiler

Zeeenas:
no too vex. Na where i go pack plates na dere sleep catch me o.

Sleep ko? Kontinu

Hope d food no burn seems sleep s more prefered

Stancity:
[size=30]Happy Enjoyment to you all[/size]


Babatawa
Jemimaa01
majidyusuf
Shawwal1
Kbs468
Zeeenas Haliluck
Shawwal1
Idee91
Gazaliah
Majidyusuf
Burantashii kunlesufyan
muhyideenabdul
noordean

Thanks a lot for the mention Mr Stan

foxxynik:
#FACTS
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There's no man more faithful than a reformed playboy.

They make far better husbands than men who haven't had time to sow their wild oats before they finally marry.

You have my blessing to continue posting this facts


Atleast the thread will be busy before NYSC do the needful

Xcozee:

[size=15pt]where is dat Bday boi! 

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[size=15pt]where ma cake na! Shuu! 

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[size=15pt]*best wishes* cc: shawwal1 

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I don chop the cake during my 1st birthday April 28 (Solar Month)

While Today's is for the lunar month and Dabino is what am sharing

Come chop Dabino, Dabino sweet well

Join come with kwakwa make we eat 2geda

Zeeenas boys are hungry here o

Yau take sallah

ba Rowa,we r waiting plss

Xcozee:

[size=15pt]OYA IF U HEAR UR NAME COMEOUT 

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[size=15pt]AND GIVE ME MA GORO SALLAH! 

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Babatawa
Jemimaa01
majidyusuf
Shawwal1
Kbs468
Zeeenas
Haliluck
Shawwal1
Idee91
Gazaliah
Majidyusuf
Burantashii
kunlesufyan
muhyideenabdul
noordean

Don't worry when I get change I go send your own

I need new N20 notes any one around with it?

Kbs468:
sent already but may b its been diverted 4 other use as e b say today naa sallah

Hahaha I swear they should be ready for court appearance latest Wednesday

Make them no try any shit,meat wey u send no b public meat bt private meat

Kbs468:
I trust you. Alhamdullilah and how ar you preparing 4 jummat prayer?

Alhmdulilah aswell

Waiting for sallah meat o

Xcozee:

[size=15pt]where e dey na? Waiting 

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The DHL dude is on his way no worries man

I heard wit one ear say ur stomach they complain bout much meat eat wit calm na

Kbs468:
I remain loyal man. Lol pls no dey stingy like Babatawa oo because urs is a double celebration in Sallah and Birthday

Hahahaha you no go kill me with lafter

I no go stingy especially when it involves you

How sallah they go for ur side?

majidyusuf:
i go pray my own with jumma'ah

Na correct guy u b

May God accept our ibadah

[quote author=majidyusuf post=35961200][/quote]You go pray so?

Eid mubarak from Shawwal1

theSpark:
Barka da Allah abokanai na.

shawwal1
majidyisuf
idee91
babatawa
kbs468
benebaby
Aare2050
Gazaliah

haliluck
jemimaa1
zeenas

I'm wondering how I'll share the celebration with you guys. Maybe I'll upload pix.

Barka da sallah Mr spark

Sadly u no dy Mx we could have chop plenty food for my Syd

N no forget share pics o,me also go try share some to celebrate with everyone

hilsocial:
Omo the name of that sch funny me after d stress.
CC :Shawwal1, sambest2, gazaliah,allsmyles,aare2050, rmfuncky,ayima, hadassaheke,deracathy

Lol

Gazaliah:
Hahahahahahahahahaha

You must be joking...Which Cloth

Am more than that na....Na babatawa and majidyusuf still dey wait for their popsy to buy Dem new cloth for sallah...

No tell Dem say I tell you oooo


Beside,it remain 6 more fasting for your Month ooooooo...Na wen you o start yours

Mine is starting on Tuesday,Insha Allah

Hahaha I no go tel them but if them hear no b me talk

Not sure when I'll b starting mine,but am sure soon

I don't waste time observing my own fast,if I no do d fast who will?

Gazaliah:
Taqobal minna wa minkum


I don send the meat try DHL......Make sure you sign after delivery

EID MUBARAK

Oboy DHL too slow na


Hope the meat no go spoil b4 e arrive destination


Oya send pic of ur new cloth wey popsi do you

Buhari is Arresting His brothers and some people are complaining

What is wrong with you people for God sake?

Lamido na brother,Dasuki na brother when did
Some you develop love for Northerners?

Better park well Jor

Making sentiment from anything associated with PMB

Takaballahu minna wa minkum


Eidukum mubarak everyone

Gazaliah show me the meat

2el:
[b] Morning E-famz








103days.....28th October ( stream I)



131days......25th November ( stream II)










Happy Eid Mubarak




Any invitation ??....I wn load my stomach






Have a blessed day..


Cc:
Babatawa
Stancity
Physika
Jemimaa01
Haywire
majidyusuf
Hadassaheke
Ademasta
Shawwal1
Iykebest1
Kbs468
Zeeenas
Sydneyboss
Hilsocial
Deracathy
Donpsymon
Thespark
Haliluck
Allsmyles
whizqueen
Sambest2
Shawwal1
Physika
Idee91
Rmfunky
Xcozee
Haliluck
Gazaliah
dossylvanus
Hilsocial
Benebaby77
Kbs468
Chikaodili345
Goldeone
Prettyface
Majidyusuf
Horladmejy
Ellagoldy
Ayima
Deracathy
Annybens1993
Beamborla
Kogistan
IamYhudii
Hadassaheke
Pweetyface
iykebest1
Sugarcoated
Venom104
Haywire1
Blym
Burantashii
kunlesufyan
Starlight101
Harinholar
Aare2050
adusco
Joyce21
kingphilip
ABDamola
muhyideenabdul
zaFuhrer
noordean
prodiG
Elmisti
Mzmeeday
Benedictine
omitooguns
Eseohe23
golddeejay
foxxynik and other PCMs I can't recall [/b]

2el as my guy u need no invite to come chop

Until you come,will be waiting for you

Kbs468:
emm ok Babatawa


Many PCM's missin in akshion but mysteriously Aare2050 too went missin



Ayima's babe finally saw her monthly period. Left with HIV nd STD test


I av a new neighbor by name Whizqueen but she dont want ppl 2 discover her address claimin she is somewhere on earth


Friedplantain came calling on d goldenone but she suspend everytin 2 ur return so dat he can face u man 2 man


Xcozee d 'weak link' callin on my LOVE Zeeenas 2 cum nd deny me publicly b4 all PCMs


Hilsocial d umpire an points awarder also thinkin about Deracathy


Xcozee always settin LOVE equations and as a mathematician I always provide answers 2 dem


foxxynik uses his quiet time 2 create nd put forward facts, opinions, advice, tips etc


As usual new comers intro


ademasta d engineer and contractor handlin project in d left mansion dat wil soon b an estate as I av stake dia now 2


Rmfunky 2 missin in akshion but stancity gave us his word dat she is beautifully well and good


majidyusuf learning more about grammatical concord


zaFurer *hope its correct oo* introducing himself as ur rummate in ABU


as usual, questions about date 4 NYSC registration


physika, Gazaliah, shawwal1, hadassaheke, iykebest1, Allsmyles, Donpsymon,heywire1, 2el, et al not left out of d akshion


emm since you said summary naa, let me stop there.

You be the real Keyboard warrior lol happy sallah free chicken for my side

majidyusuf:
Ramadan never finish person don dey plan press breast, shawwal1 I am happy sad, let Allah help us see the next and help us retain the good we learnt, and let us not go back to the bad we dropped along the way

That's the truth of the matter hope we maintain what we learn, sadly until another year if God permit us to stay that long

majidyusuf:
His name is shawwal1

wouldn't have been possible without your assistance

Xcozee:

[size=15pt]kai! Walahi babu fa! 

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[size=15pt]tot ama get ma alawee dis week 

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[size=15pt]kuma ka san, baa kudi, baa 

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[size=15pt]jin dadi 

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Gaskya kam

I go send u Goran sallah kenan to help u out how u see am?

babatawa:
How Nice.. Congrats and happi buttdae in advance

Night bro..

Night man

Gazaliah can you come out from hibernation

Ramadan is gone sadly

Xcozee how far na any happening tomorrow Kuwa?

Majidyusuf just they happy Ramadan is gone,but I knw u've changed for good

babatawa:
Evening fellow pcm's

Oga 2el Evenin sir

idee91 ina kati na?

Alfa Gazaliah fastin don finish you don get mouth... Alfa Jeun Soke

zaFuhrer how e dey be na, thankx for the call and the update... how's our yemi doing? naji wai ka bata ciki?

jemimaa01 got ur mention see me hia , na my subscription finish i con get one awoof 10mb
funniest part is i tried replying shawwal1's message on twitter and the whole thing wiped out the message no gree deliver sef..

haywire1 look here whn i was small my Pa told me that if i don't like women then I'm an "omo ale" coz the thin dey flow for him body
so ur gay claim can never b true..

Zeeenas ya shirye shiryen Sallah? thanx for the mention.. wai kun yanka shanaye bakwai a gidan ku?

Hadassaheke my favourite professional colleague, i.pray we meet o... aleast i get claim inside that 2M

Kbs468 would u kindly summarize 830-866 pls..

Babatawa no prblm I Sabi you well well

All this MB issue will soon come to an end Godwilling

Help me celebrate my Month

Tomorrow is 1st Shawwal was born on the born and that explains the origin of my name hehehe


Barka da Sallah to everyone

muhyideenabdul:
Gud evening, Khaifal-al-hair, Bônjsure, E kale o, Ina wuni, Walijam, Kedu! Hehehe na multi-lingua i be but Oduduwa descendant.

How your brain they cope with all this languages?tk am slow my guy

Ni Hao

Zeeenas:
Reasons to b here;
Alone i can 'say' bt 2geda we can 'talk'.Alone i can 'enjoy' bt 2geda we can 'celebrate'. Alone i can'smile' bt 2geda we can laff. Dats d beauty of human relations. We're notyn witout each oda.
2 dos yet 2 do intro, join d family nd dnt miss out on d fun.
Cc: 2el,xcozee,babatawa,Kbs468,Hilsocial,Haywire, physika,Iykebest1,Stancity,
Aare2050,Donpsymon,
Armynu,Ademasta,Haliluck,
Jemimaa01,Allsmyles,
Hadassaheke,Majidyusuf,
Gazaliah,Sambest2,Kunlesufyan,Starlight101,Elmisti,Chikaodili345,Harinhorla,rmfunky,Shawwal1,Sydneyboss,deracathy,goldenone,theSpark,Whizqueen,Idee91,Ayima, Beamborla, sugarcoatted nd any1 i blindly omited. U guys make dis house an addiction.

Aww short of words

thanks a lot though