pcicero:
Bros, I stayed up late into the night to read up everything.

You deserve some accolades.

Please, try and update early.

Thanks

thanks bruh...already working on it....I dey always strive to make the updates lengthy.

jaybanfa:
@OP great story. Very enthralling. Didn't stop reading, cept for work. Very hilarious, had me in stitches at some point. Great job wallahi.

thanks boss,the appreciative gesture is encouraging

RadiantKiwi:
Sheikshegetto how did Abioye have time to study.... Asking for a friend?

Keep it coming though

lol,the irony is that folks like Bioye are the bookluck type...you rest like dem,you fail they pass.

She sighed quite dramatically. “I guess good things don’t last, I’d always feared it would come to this but I had been stubbornly in denier. I never knew I would come to terms with being content to be the side chick just to continue being with you, if someone had told me this earlier I would have tagged them a fool but look at me now, in love with someone that don’t wanna be with me.”

(Shiit shiiit shiiiit…this wasn’t part of the job description, nobody was supposed to catch feelings. Which kin gbege be this.)

“look Gold, as much as I want this to continue I will only be a selfish human being if I allow you to stoop so low as to become second fiddle for my attention, you deserved better, you deserve to be happy.” I grabbed her clammy hands even though I knew it was a terrible mistake, I planned to leave there with minimal contact cos our body be magnet.

“but I was happy right until this moment, much happier than I ever been, you make me feel like a woman (lobatan), you gave a new meaning to my desires (I don enter goobe Ooo) I don’t even want all of you, karen can go to hell but I am willing to share you.”

That was unexpected, I closed my eyes as I groaned in frustration. Hell has no fury like a woman scorned, if care was not taken, a spurned Gold can make life miserable for me were I to reject her advances. To cut the story short, I never knew she had drawn close me while I had my eyes closed and before I knew it, I was drowned in her musky cologne, lost into her teary doe eyes.

"please Gold don’t do this to me, you are making this harder for the two of us.” I pleaded before she muffled further discussion with hungry kisses like she was dying and my mouth was the route to the bread of life and from there on, I lost all sense of control.

Gold struggled to unbutton my shirt before giving up halfway to caress my exposed chest, her warm hand sent shivers of pleasure down to my torso. Using her other free hand to guard my hand up her silk skirt, I readily complied as my adventurous hand snaked its way up her smooth warm thigh to her dripping folds. This chick was pantless, can y'all believe it? She actually meant to bang me despite our mutual agreement. But by then I was actually at the point of no return cos I jerked up her wet cunt forcing her to gasp into my mouth. With one practiced tug, she unstrapped my belt and my full length dick sprang out. With one hand on my shoulder to support her stance, she held my dick in place and sheathed herself, swallowing me down to the base of my pelvic.
Holding still for a moment as shivers ran down her spine, she began to gyrate slowly on me, my head between her breasts, her arms around my neck.
The sensation of my penis sliding in and out her slimy virginal was so mind-blowing that I lost focus and flooded her cunt in lesser than twenty strokes. Kissing me deeply as my flaccid dick slid out of her, I turned her over on the sofa and then replaced my c*ck with my hand, fisting into her so savagely I had my hand wrist deep. Her moans of ecstasy soon sent blood rushing back to my aroused dick, I then positioned myself between her soft thigh and began to pound furiously in and out of her.

We both pawed hungrily at each other with abandon like there was no tomorrow, at that point, we cared less if Karen found out about us as we coupled with passion, but be careful what you wished for.

We were still rutting away like baboons in heat season that we failed to notice the door to her apartment swung open, or the gasp of shock that followed right after.

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It didn’t take long before Gold started calling again, what was her deal? I am not some booty call on speed dial to wire up whenever you are in heat. Come to think of is, with the thank you stuffs I was getting that was making Karen’s head touch. I guess I was actually a certified booty call. I soon realized that I needed to make a decision when even Helen became inquisitive.

She normally minds her business as she felt everyone was entitled to a little space at times, but the same number constantly calling will break even the patience of the most understanding and accommodating of all girlfriends.

After one night of careful thinking, I made my decision to convince her to calm down or call everything off for my own safety, she agreed to meet me at her crib, nah nah bad idea, lets meet at a public place where caution will prevail. She stated the chance of Karen seeing us together outside was clearly more than the privacy of her place…never argue with a female lawyer. Well fine, I agreed to come to her crib but I needed her word that I was only there to talk and no other funny business. Lol, in spite my smartness i can be daft at times.

Knocking carefully at her door a few moments later, to my vivid relief, she was fully clothed. Smiling sheepishly, she ushered me in and sat right in front of me business like.

“so what did you say you wanted to talk to me about?”
Leaning forward to listen better, her golden cleavage spilled out eradicating everything I had memorized.

“em, could you please lean back? I’m trying to make common sense here.” I finally gushed out. She slowly complied with a secret smile.

“Thank you, I think it’s about time we come to a mutual decision concerning our yunno our reckless frolicking. What we had was magical, and despite my commitment I am not ashamed to say I regretted nothing. But for the good of us both, I really think we should discontinue all this as we have both achieved why we took this leap in the first place, after all said and done I just want you to know you were the best I’ve ever had and I would be stupid to let you go were I not in a serious relationship and I hope we are still friends.”

I had spent the night before reciting that speech, rushing through every sentence as I gallantly avoided her tantalizing cleavage and focused on her face instead.

Finally convinced and quite relieved, she started giggling as well. “haba, stop selling yourself short, she must be blind not to notice you.”

(Oh well I’m flattered and all babe but you gotta move now before she kills us both.) Alright that’s one down, now to face the other “who’s that girl” question waiting for me back in my room.

Using Helen's approach for Karen was asking for it. No, you fight fire with fire, so for her I used the aggressive method. As soon as she opened her pretty mouth to ask the “who is she?” questionnaire, I went in on her full tilt after all the best defense was offence.

“look Karen, I don’t like the way you treat my friends and colleagues must especially the female ones. What you did today embarrassed me, I bet it wouldn’t have made any difference if it were one of my sisters you met here today. You hardly knew the girl and you made her uncomfortable till she left, I think I deserve better from you cos I’ve never treated Jude and co the way you treat my friends, even Lati can barely stay in the same room with you……bla bla blaaaahh!”

My initial rant caught her by surprise she forgot what she wanted to say, at the middle of my lecture, madam dinno know when she changed into defensive midfielder, and by the time I was out of breath, she was mildly morose as i had turned the guilt card entirely to my favor. She finally had enough and tried to placate me.

“look I’m sorry if I made your friend uncomfortable okay so let’s forget it.”

And that was how I escaped with my head intact that day. Long after Karen was gone, Latin poked his head into my room to see if I was still in one piece.

“Guy you be owo epo (good time) friend o, any small gbege like this you go just turn to twin seven seven.”

Lati: O boy leave that thing, e get some kin load wey person no dey follow pepo carry. After all no be me and you dey collobi the two dem.

“Either way you fvck up abeg, the way you comot the room get as e be.”

Lati: Okay okay no vex, but as you still dey here now mean say you don use your golden tongue rescue yourself nah, postpone the day wey bushmeat go finally catch hunter hahaha.

“Thunder fire you!!!”

Who’s she?
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Helen and Karen met for the first time during the last session of my third year.
Helen, Lati and I were in my room watching a new movie, luckily for me I had just gotten up from placing my head on her lap else who knows what Karen might have done had she met us in that compromising position.
Her flora perfume announced her arrival, as my heart decided to do drumline against my chest.

Till today I never knew how Lati evaporated from the room, one moment my guy was there and in a blink I was alone with the two ticking time-bombs.
In my mind I was imagining what was going through their heads as they both coolly appraised each other. She’s not finer than me or my boobs are bigger or lets join hands together to fvck this cheating bastard of a guy up…Hashtag# girl power.

Long before that I had always thought I was prepared for inevitable events such as this as I calmly introduced the both of them using their names without further title, adding my babe or my friend was asking for trouble, now to worry about getting out of this in one piece.
The first advice I gave myself was don’t panic, but I was finding it hard to keep calm. With one very deep breath to curb my anxiety, I forced my mood to jolly mode, cracking jokes to ease the tensed atmosphere, neither of them laughed as they both glared at the ongoing movie on my laptop as if it was the cause of their trouble.
As Helen was the more gentle of the two, I cheerily exchanged words with her. She soon relaxed cos I wasn’t focused on Karen; to her that meant she mattered. Karen on the other hand saw the way I was chatting with Helen with a sense of carefree familiarity also began to relax…to her that meant Helen was nothing more than a friend or colleague, either way she stopped viewing her as a threat.

The tense air cooled down a bit from then on, giving me a little bit of time to be prepared for the inevitable “who is she?” question. Luckily, Helen soon got up to leave and I jumped up to see her off.

“Who’s that girl?” she asked as soon as we were out of earshot. I had my lie baked and ready to serve.

“A very old family friend, our moms used to dump us both at kindergarten back in the days, you know how mothers used to do now, take good care of your sister this, sister that; gotta have to look out for her.” I sealed my blatant lie with a carefree laugh.

“oh that’s nice, but with the way she was glaring at me though, you would think I stole her man.” Helen relied coolly.

“Ha! She was actually looking out for you o, you saw the way she relaxed after I introduced you guys, she knows the love of my life is Helen, she actually thought I was cheating with you with the real Helen.” I gave another oversabi laughter.

“She seems kinda cold though, maybe she has a crush on you.” Helen seemed barely convinced.

“Karen? crush on me Ha! More like crush my head, have you seen the way she looks down her nose at everything? I’m most definitely not her type, abegi if her mom doesn’t know my mom, she wouldn’t even realize I existed.” I concluded with another witty cackle.

watch out for folks who laugh way too much after every sentence, we might be probably lying.

The next day madam was already draining my phone battery with calls and “I am sorry” text messages. I forgave her after forming for a week or two and she was cool for another two weeks until her craziness resurfaced as usual and then we go again like a roller coaster. Gold and I chilled out for a while to cast off a little bit of suspicion from her angle. In the few days of respite from my quarrel with Karen I looked elsewhere for distraction.

Simisola and I were still chatting steady, Ekaette calls whenever she could, I visited Priscilla every chance I got, she still saw my place of abode as the forbidden evil forest but I still harbored hope of thawing out that distrust from her mind.
Bored one evening I was flickering through my phone when I cheekily sent a holla text at Omotola, since she had decided not to cut me off and had been mesmerizing me with subtle pictures uploads. I nearly choked on my guguru snack when her ”what do want?” reply blinked through my phone screen. Here goes our convo.

-I miss you

-you mst be missing ur medulla oblongata

-I guess ur right…since dat slap, sense has not returned to my head.

-Give me one reason I shld not block u ryt now

-but u haven’t, must mean u still like me

-hell will freeze over first

-I know u must despise me ryt now but just take ur time to reminisce what we once had going before all the stuffs got down, everybody deserves a second chance.

-kk

Her kk reply had me fuming after composing all the epistles but I carried on teasing her, for someone that was mad at me, we chatted on through the night.

If cheating men and women can absorb the energy and time used in maintaining their extra affairs for better life ventures, I tell y’all the world will be a better place.

Had I used the “my sense will not kill me tactics” for these ladies to find cure for cancer…I might have won a nobel prize.

Whenever I got the summoning text from Gold, I would always say today is the last day and so on until it became a full blown affair; meaning we had been codedly smashing for weeks. Like I mentioned a few thousand sentences back, Karen’s wolf like intuition taught me how to cover my tracks and lie as easily as I breath. Even my first babe Helen to whom I was cheating with her on wasn’t that inquisitive.
It all started with the thank you gifts and new stuff I was getting that she didn’t buy.

“This is a new shirt, I don’t remember buying you this.” She would say.

“of course, I was an orphan before you met me, I wore grass before you start buying me stuff.” I would fire back sarcastically.

“There’s no way you bought this with your own cash, Bioye I know you’re no spendthrift, (she then grabbed the label then checked out the shirt’s brand.) “I knew it, you can buy three shirts with this ones money. I bet that watch you wore last week came from the same source.”

“are you accusing me of something? Cos you’d better say it right now to my face, that I might be a g-boy or a gigolo.”

“I don’t care, but it’d better not be what I’m thinking.” She would huff with a finality like the argument was over until she brought it up a few minutes later with the word…”now they will say I’ve started.”

It got so bad she demanded to see my phone to confirm that I had nothing to hide…you say?? Not even Sars can force the phone from my hand, they would have to shoot me first. I blatantly refused, she threw one hell of a tantrum and then hurled her brand new iphone at my face, remain small e for pluck my left eye comot. We exchange abusive words and I stormed out of her crib that late night with her yelling that she hoped I didn’t make it home.

Iamicekid:
Update this thing Abeg... Thaks in advance

sorry for the break in transmission....it has been a busy few weeks, story continues this week.

Cloud007:
This is the sixth time am reading this epic story. Sheikshegetto please give come up with something.... please.

currently workimg on one boss...will mention you as soon as i post it,might take a little while tho.... Cheers

chijioke17:
Please tell me that's not all for today oga sheikshegetto

I'm afraid so boss...no vex.

Right there I knew where her issues came from, her thick vulva lip made her pussy wall so sleek and tight had been her own undoing, the muscle around the clit wall had always clenched tight to prevent deeper penetration and the sleekness was so stimulating an unwary dick ejaculates faster before her own pleasure can be reached.

But thanks to Lati’s legendary herbal mixture, I strived to use it only on special occasions so as not to rely too much on it, and now it’s aftereffects sustained the blood flow in my c*ck as I continue to pound her unrelentingly from behind.

Spreading her legs until she had her bent knees almost close to my chin, I increased the tempo of my thrusts. Making sure to hit against her g*spot as my finger rubbed more furiously against her vulva.

Finally, I felt Gold stiffened as spasms ran up her body, encouraged, I squeezed her clitoris between my finger as she finally shattered with a scream, her orgasm soon followed. For a full minute, she was still climaxing, giggling, as she shuddered, tears spilling down the side of her face as she giggled like crazy. After a while the shuddering reduced, leaving her body in a heaving fit.

“Thank you.” was all she could manage between gasps until she saw my raised eyebrow and her eyes trailed down to my still stiff prick…she began to giggle again.

I woke up to see a ballistic looking Karen glaring down at Gold and I…”how dare you betray me?” she screeched deranged. “babe I can explain, its not what you think.” I stammered before she pulled out a butchers cleaver. “I promised you I will pull out your stones the day you try this with me.” She spat in outrage as I screamed.

Panting, I sprang up, my heartrate taking a time out. It was a dream, a nightmare of a bad dream, I shivered as I looked at a still sleeping Gold beside me, the early lights of dawn slipped into the room from the window. My movement stirred Gold awake as she smiled sleepily up at me. “Hello king.” she mumbled, raising a dainty leg to stroke my stiff member with her foot. “I am king, I mused as she raised her legs to receive me.

“Where have you been?” Karen said as I entered her crib.

“Will you not let me land first?” I replied her to get my baring. “I was at my place, need I remind you that I have a place where I live.”

“No…I was at your place, I saw Lati but you weren’t there.” Her answer send a chill down my spine.

“I said I was at my place, you didn’t let me finish o miss jump into conclusions, I branched over to grab some documents, cos I went to have my siwes log book signed.” I answered coolly.

“oh okay then, I thought I heard Lati said he saw you and then he didn’t, that sounded like bullcrap to me.” Karen concluded with reluctance her eyes still scanning me with suspicion.

Correct guy Lati, I actually forgot to holla him to be my alibi and he still came through. Off the hook for now, I resolved; with the bad dream looking near prophetic I needed to severe ties with Gold asap, unlike Helen, Gold was way to close for comfort, compared to Karen…Omotola na musu cat. Cutting ties with Gold has to be the most reasonable thing to do, now that she’s gotten what she wanted and now knows where her problems lies.
but being reasonable wasn’t one of my many virtues.

Imediately after returning to my place, I called Gold to end things mutually, but as soon as I heard her sultry voice, “Who am I kidding?” was the first word that came out of my mouth. And so the story continues.

Prior to my coming over, I did my research, at worse her condition might be sexual dysfunction, at best she could simply be going through her fair share of underperforming sexual partners. Either way, my work had already began.

Number one: mental arousal via our sex chat, like it or not this helps in creating a whelming expectation of your prowess to your sexual partners even if you lied way more than was necessary. It’s a first step in breaking down those walls.
Number two: making her feel good about herself by complementing her body, in Gold’s case I didn’t have to lie. This will help their confidence to express themselves in bed.
Number three: ask their opinion, listen and comply to their request except if they’re Karen with her box of goodies then skip number three if you know what’s good for you. Last but most important number four: fore-play…fore-play…fore-play.

As we kissed, I still needed to find out one last thing, what really makes her toes curl, was she the gentle type or the fast and furious or the mixture of both, I asked her…never forget, don’t hesitate to ask them what they really want cos you’re not omniscient…don’t forget it works both ways, male and female I mean. She said she wasn’t sure but she wanted a taste of both. Her wish, my command.
I held the kiss longer than was necessary, all the while as her body melted under my exploring fingers, the curve of her lower hips, the softness of her supple thighs, the base of her neck down her shoulders to the spine of her lower back.
She shivered involuntarily as my middle finger traced a line down her flat tommy paused to make a circle round her belly button then down towards the soft downs of her pubic hair, her thighs parted like the red sea.

Never forget the soothing whisper too, more than touch is needed to unravel a woman completely…“I can’t do this without you girl.” I whispered as I traced kisses all over her neck and down the curves of her shoulder. “You take the lead and I’ll follow, stay with me.” Okay was all she could force out before she gasped as my fingers snaked their way down her warm musky passage.

Her back arched as my hooked index finger searched around for her clit, my hot tongue rolled around a nipple as I suckle at the same time.

“You’re doing good babe, now guard me.” She needed no further encouragement as she raised her hip unto my adventurous fingers, leading me on to her sweet spot. I then began to jerk my hand back and forth, occasionally rubbing against her clit with my thumb, her juice gushing out unto my hands, her head rolled back as she bit into the pillow and still I jerked faster, working my hand into a blur. I whispered obscene words to heighten her lust so lewd that I might have to wash my mouth later with holy water. And finally with a muffled squeak, she sprayed my exposed arms with a gush of fluid that lasted up to six seconds sending peals of after shock up her body.

“I’m so sorry I think I peed.” She retorted.

“I believe you just squirted, your first official ejaculation congratulations.” I laughed as she handed me a towel.

“Wow, that’s it then, I cant believe I just climaxed.” She said.

“that my dear is not a full orgasm, tis nothing but a prenup, we’re just getting started.” I grinned wickedly as her eyes widened; awestruck.

Putting an end to further discussion by cutting off whatever she wanted to say with a scalding kiss, pausing long enough to pull on a condom. I positioned myself between her legs, planting a kiss or two on her soft thighs as she held my gaze with half-lidded eyes.

Instead of going all the way in I guided my c*ck up against her clit and began to rub back and forth, increasing the tempo to her fast breathing for a while then I suddenly rammed into her swollen wet cunt so deep I felt my dick head hit her pelvis, she screamed and clawed my back, her hips jerked up to meet mine with equal energy as I plowed into her again and again making sure my throbbing length rubbed against her g spot as I worked my hips back and forth.

She wrapped her legs around my neck to allow
me deeper penetration, her wet fold muscles clenched hard against my dick, I groaned and held on to both her juggling tits as I f*cked her hard and fast. To her credit she returned my onslaught with an energy of her own, her eyes glared up at me in defiant she didn’t moan but make an occasional sound as I brushed repeatedly at her clitoris.

Swinging her around for a spooning position, this time I was gentle as she spread her legs to receive me, my pulsing penis slides into her dripping wet cunt with a squelching sound, her left arm reached up behind her to cradle my head while my own hand rubbed against her swollen clit as we both gyrated in rhythm as she gasp sporadically into my ear.

My mission started right from that moment. How to get under the skin of a near frigid girl such as this, you first soften her for the kill, you make her giddy with anticipation, feed her titbits on what she could be expecting, draw a convincing picture for her mind so that the more she thought about it, the more her brain stimulates her hormones to the point of salivating using the most simple tool of them all…sex chat!!.

So from there right on to the day we finally collabo'ed, she already believed that with Bioye; climax na sure banker.

Now every woman has their culmination point, the mojo needed to be able to attain peak satisfaction…some women loves a gentle touch, a caressing kiss and a soothing voice, others loved to be roughed up, yunno the choking, ass slapping and the aggressive rutting, some girls are crazy like that…what can I say, to each her own. Some love to be in control, some wants to be dominated. We all simply need to find her preference and most importantly locate the g*spot.

Anything after that and if Gold's problems still persists then she needs to locate her village people.

Bants asides, her issues could be partly her fault and that of her sexual partners, sex was never meant to be a one sided affair, men will rut and grunt, cum and go as long as they got their pleasure and most women would keep mum without speaking their minds but expected much in return as if the men are mind readers, you explore and figure out what fits. And finally, if her problem warrants her seeing either a medical doctor or a native doctor, we’ll know when we get there.

On the D day, I located her place without any hitch, I don’t mean to brag but I never lost for once on my way to a booty call, call it supernatural intuition. Casting away the last dreg of my conscience’s final attempt to reel some sense back into me and head on back home, I dialed her line to inform her that I was at her door. She opened a few seconds later with her dreamy smile that had had me thinking about her non-stop since the party and dragged me in without a word.

Not a woman for prep talks, Gold got down right to business, kissing and squirming into me that my arousal responded instinctively. My on phone teasing must have gotten into her more that I realized as she impatiently grabbed onto my crotch and squeezed while her other hand guarded mine unto one of her soft titties.
Reeling back my rising lust, I broke our embrace, swung her off her knees, asked her where her bedroom was, carried her all the way and dumped her on it. I didn’t come just to fvck, I came to give her the orgasm she had been denied for so long, no woman should have to suffer like that.

“Take off your clothes.” I commanded.
She swiftly complied and was stark naked in record time.

“what now.” She said, as I reluctantly teared my eyes from her sculpted body to her nervous face. Her body stirred my loins anew with fire, at the party I had thought that her clay colored complexion had been with the aid of a thick make up but I was wrong. Her skin was flawless, almost the color of gold, her folks really named her well. Her upper body was slim bar her large breasts, the lines of her torso curved right down to her swollen pussy, the kind one can call; a larger than normal camel toe in a tight fitting outfit.

“relax.” My voice soothing to calm her nervousness.

“I’m trying, I just fear my expectations might fall crashing that’s all.”

“a little faith won’t hurt.” I said, faking an outrage.

“I’m sorry.” She chuckled, I always feel insecure by my larger than normal camel toe.”

“I think it’s beautiful, like something you can never get bored of eating.” She smiled at this, the tension draining from her face. Okay enough prep talk lets get down to business.

“I don’t like the way Gold looked at you.” She suddenly spoke, forcing me out of my stupor as I fondled with one of her supple tits.

“You had to spoil the moment.” I frowned down at her. Why would you be thinking of her at this period, she’s already out of sight and out of mind to me until you brought her back into the picture.”

“I’m sorry, it’s just that you don’t know about my world and cliché like that, she’s not someone to shy off from a competition and might see you as a price to go after.”

“then you have nothing to worry about.” I shrugged. If there’s something that irks me more, it’s women thinking they can use me.”

She stared at me for a long time I was lost into her onyx eyes. “I love you and no one else.” I mused, the lie rolling smoothly on my tongue…she grabbed my head down in answer for a deep long kiss and growled.

“You’re mine bioye, never forget that, hurt me and I’ll bring hell down on you.
“I don’t doubt it one bit.” I concurred.

I believe that kind of threat from a woman such as Karen would make a cautious man rethink his actions but one; I was quite curious to find out what Gold really wanted with me, after all it’s a game of two players. And two; I found her wiles simply intriguing cos her a audacity reminded me of the likes of Simisola and O’set. Can’t say I didn’t try, really I tried cos I resisted for two days before I finally called her. And there after began affair number three.

Like I said, all I wanted was to have my curiosity satisfied, why was she interested in me? Was I a means to an end? A ticket to paying back some offence Karen committed against her? But her answers weren’t what I was expecting per se. It all came back to Karen, Karen actually bragged about my legendary bedroom skills, heads up guys…I know ladies talked about guys too with each other but what I didn’t know was they gossip more about the male anatomy than they let on.

So what if she painted me as a chief wiper, does that give her friends the go ahead to sneak a taste too, chics share stuff, especially stuffs they brag about but there’s a line to it when you want to experiment and find out whether what your friend said about her boyfriend’s bedmatic skills was true or not…Oshey scientists.

She instead gave me another answer that left me both horrified and intrigued at the same time cos according to her, she was near frigid and found less pleasure in sex than expected. She was practically numb down there, and reaching climax for her was rare, as in a Christmas once a year rare. Okay hold on a bit I am flattered and all but I am no genealogist, all I do was f*ck and leave the rest to nature. I told her. She disagreed, claiming Karen’s boasts of her uncontrollable climaxes must have meant I was a dude that knows what he’s doing unless if she had been lying to water both our egos.
Be reminded that all our conversation right up to this point had been over the phone. Against my better judgement I felt like I had been given a task for the greater good, it’s a shame for such a beautiful woman to not reach the height of sexual pleasure, to be lost in the spasms of ecstasy, to be………okay enough of the poetry cos I think y'all get my point. And so I agreed to help a damsel in distress, as long as there would be no strings attached and yeah Karen doesn’t find out then I’m game.

Who ever said mother’s prayers don’t work are the worst, flee from those fucktards. It was a miracle I drove us safely to Karen’s crib without kissing her car’s bonnet to a tree or a road sign cos she couldn’t wait until we were home before she got her freak on and got down on me.

She unzipped my trouser, fumbled around for a while until her fingers found their prize, and she began pumping me with one hand, brushing her hair out of her eyes, before she used her mouth, wrapping her lips around my shaft forcing a groan from my mouth as I held tightly on to the steering wheel like my life depended on it, in fact both our lives does. Her occasional moan drove me nuts as I grabbed her hair, forcing her to deep throat me, and she willingly complied, her head bobbing up and down faster and faster. After a few minutes, I growled slightly as I involuntary released my seed swerving the car as I narrowly missed a lamp post. Oblivious to the dangers as I got the car back into control, Karen mumbled appreciatively as she rolled her tongue to savor my seed in her mouth and swallowed.

“you’re crazy, I growled in mock outrage

“I’m that girl your momma warned you about she replied, cupping her full breast.

“Oh yes she did, but I didn’t listen.” I said. She laughed as I regrettably teared my eyes away from her antics to focus on the road as I stepped on the accelerator.

I drove us home in record time, she leapt unto my arms as we shamelessly pawed at each other right up to her door step.

“The keys, you were the last out of the door. She gasped into my ear as I held her up against the door.

“My hands are quite occupied, check my back pocket I gasped my reply.” She chuckled at this and reached around my waist to retrieve the key, squeezing my buttocks for good measure.

We were already stark naked by the time we stumbled to her room. Tossing her on the bed as she spread her legs holding them at the knees allowing me a view of her glistering fold as she rubbed the topmost swiftly with the dainty fingers like a dj while I fumbled to pull on a condom. I dropped down on her, piston in with all the force behind my waist, forcing a slight whimper from her lip as she squeezed me for all I’m worth. Her nails clawed my back whenever I slowed down, willing me to increase the speed and power of my thrusts, causing the bed to bang repeatedly against the wall.

“Sorry about that.” I said without remorse

“You’ve spoiled one already so don’t stop.” she growled quite breathless, her back arched, her eyes dilated as she cupped one of her bouncing breasts.

I soon felt my gut clenching, the warning sign that I was about to cum, reluctantly, I withdrew from her slick warm folds to perform my delay mantra with her using the pause to change her position as she straddled me, the sweat ran down her toned skin. the wet sound of flesh slapping flesh was the only sound in the room for a considerable amount of time until her moans of ecstasy began to get louder and louder.

“You will wake the neighbors.” I hushed.

“I’m in my house let them come and beat me.” She laughed carelessly as she arched her back and resumed her steady grinding on me. A few decades later, she bucked and collapsed on my chest, heaving and sighing in sated satisfaction. For a while, we simply cuddled and enjoyed the moment.

Just then, Karen strode purposefully over, putting an end to whatever we had to say. Gold, to her credit calmly met her frown with a smile of her own.

“Don’t be such a killjoy Karen, I was just starting to know your boyfriend, he’s been telling me a lot about your school, I’ve always wondered why you chose there of all places to study but now I see it’s where all the fun is…most private universities are way too serious.

“well It’s never too late to change if you think it’s all fun and games, you’d be surprised to see little difference between both.” My girlfriend replied quite stiffly. “now if you don’t mind, I’d like to have him for the rest of the evening thank you very much.” She concluded with an finality that threatens bloodbath.

Luckily Gold got the memo, said her goodbyes with a pat on my chest and glided off to seek other distractions. I noticed a slight bulge in my breast pocket after her subtle pat. She must have dropped something while at it, a paper napkin with her number written on it I presumed, not daring to look in case I drew Karen’s attention. Who comes to a party with a pen actually…but the still playing saxophone music from 1997 cut into my reminiscing so I shrugged it off, well to each his own, who am I to judge.

“thank you for coming to my rescue, her perfume was making me nauseous.” My lie seems to pacify her anger.

“I thought you were enjoying her company, with the way she was lugging you with her boobs.” She replied with a raised eyebrow.

“well since you chose to abandon me at the mercy of your colleagues and waltz away instead with Mr. tall dark and handsome, I did what I had to do to survive.”

“he’s just a friend, we sometimes work on class projects together.” She shrugged. Congratulating myself for successfully diverting her attention from miss you know who, I pushed my advantage.

“Funny, I think your friends said otherwise cos I could remember one of them said I was a downgrade to a certain Obiora, or it may seem that you know another by that name.” I said faking a frown.

“Forget whatever they said okay, cos it’s not up to them to choose who I date, you have me, he doesn’t. Does that look like a downgrade to you?” she squirmed close to me, using her womanly ways to push back the advantage I thought I had.

“well played ma’am” I chuckled as all my defensive walls crumbled to dust.

“Have I told you how dashing you looked as you argued back then, I liked the way you held everyone in rapt attention as you lectured them, you have never looked so sumptuously ravishing.” she cooed.

“be careful what you wish for young lady, its takes so much flatter to unravel a man and I’m at the breaking point if you know what I mean.” She shivered as i traced a finger down her neck line.

“Lets go home.” She finally groaned.

“But the party, the drinks.” I protested.

“Damn the party, if we don’t leave now I’m gonna take you right here, right now cos I’m Hot asf.”

That was all I needed to hear to convince me…”Say what now? Did I say party? Iyalaya party......lets gerrrahere.

Happy sunday guys....it's been a busy week, but i got down to writing again just yesterday, but because i want this update to be as long as the previous one and cos today is Sabbath... We gats to keep it holy .... Updates drops either tomorrow or next tomorrow...Y'all have a blessed week.

Bluefish7:
Oh mai gawd ehh, sumboree shu giv sheiks a cold bottle of big stout. Just started reading today and am done, no complain of update or anything #winkz ..... Amazing story wish I could reply all from aunty rose, to ekaette, den the triangle girls with bj inscribed, evry plot was a hit back-to-back more ink to ya pen, mur insight, mur blessings....... Been going through a heart brk lately buh dis story just woke the beast in the king #yorubademon #blessedup chief

Welcome aboard boss.....what doesn't kill makes stronger... That heartache don't necessarily makes you a lesser person... you're gonna get tru this.

Lilisticlili:
Slow down u say? Indeed,which other xrated terms and languges have u not used? Pussy and dick?

Anyway nice writing skills,but pls increase d porn aspect am enjoying it....wit my hand on........lalaalalaalaalalalaaalaalal

Challenge accepted!!!!

Lilisticlili:
Story of sex sex sex and sex,I used the word sex because I wanna sound a bit moral. Porn porn porn stories,Bleep Bleep can't we ever read a good story on nairaland devoid of sex? I mean porn

see this woman o you miss road?... no be memoir of angel uriel be this ke....as you don find my trouble now, the next collabo will be x rated shebi i was slowing down on the explicit romance before...since we all want to be hypocrites.

germaphobe:
and bro the update is standard, more of this and there's no complain.

thanks boss...we'll see this to the end.. we're getting closer to the finish line

Joislim:
That's how sheiks forgot to mention me..... Karen is so proud of Bj for standing up to Obiora. I'm proud of Bj too.

Omg... Imagine me crosschecking the list cos i thought i grabbed them all I'm so so sorry babe

Martinez19:
Oh Lord my god, any spirit delaying updates, die by fire.

;...sir the spirit table you're shaking... I'm on it Ooo, with my placard and writing pen.

genius43:
Thanks for the updates...

lool you're welcome

“Its one thing to say something, it’s another to practice it. My guy I was being real by saying my mind. You on the other hand are the type that will not estitate to slap a woman or sexualize them on daily basis, y’all law practitioners in the making and how many cases have you heard of women stabing their husbands to death over this weak mind of a thing labeled by the society. So to the question what would I do if a woman attacks me, no sane man should hit a lady and no sane woman should raise her hand against a man and without thinking of the consequences of her actions….my answer stays the same even if every ladies here don’t like it, I ain’t no spittle licker."

I used the silence after my rant to catch my breath and gulp down the rest of my drink hoping I had finally done enough to be kicked out of the party so I can go home and sleep. Instead, Jude whooped and clapped

“Wow I say wow, anon practitioner of the law going head to head with our very own best, now that’s what a good debate looks like, you’re full of surprises Bioye, now I know what attracted Karen to you… bla bla bla. ” As if on clue, the other grudging clapped and the party resumed as if nothing happened.

Obiora tipped his cup to me in salute, faking a smile for all to see, beside him Karen's face was blank but her eyes were fierce with pride.

Gold held tightly unto my arms as she leaned over the table to refill her cup, her side boobs brushed against my chest.

"Well Bioye I might not like your opinion but I can’t help but see the logic behind your argument, the guys here saw a boy from another school they think they can intimidate, but they met their match instead, you really are an interesting fellow.” She purred over her drink.

“And you, what do you see.” i mused.

She simply shared a secret smile as she boldly held my gaze with her dreamy half-lidded eyes.

Oh lord, not again….i sighed as my inner demon stirred.

Stammering to reduce the damage “tecnically speaking." I said. "there’s nothing morally wrong about self defense, if a woman attacked me to the risk of causing bodily harm, i won’t lie cos I’m gonna defend myself.”
A few of them shrugged at this. And then a deep voice broke in.

“What kind of answer do you expect of anon law practitioner from a public school, whoop her ass like a typical agbero.” Obiora grinned as some of his corhorts laughed.

“So you mean to tell me you would do nothing if a deranged woman raised a knife against you.” I said.

“Of course not, you don’t ever lay your hands against a woman no matter what, only weakminded men beat women.” The ladies cooed in approval as he basked in their attention.

All the rest of my self-control erupted into flames after that, the insults from Karen's friend, her inability to come to my defense, I finally had it with these group of over privileged buffons.

-What was the question asked.” I said

-Never touch a woman no matter what." He answered

-Wrong, it was if a woman attacks you, what are you gonna do?

-My answer still remains the same

-Even if she's bent on harming you in a fit of rage?

-I’ll hold her off, that is why we are stronger

-Have you ever held someone deranged with anger?

-No matter how strong she is, she cannot be as strong as I am, after all women are delicate.

-So you will sexualize her as unequal to you, which is not enough to not see her as a threat.

-I did not say that…

-You see her as a weaker vessel, as an impetinent child not worthy of you to take too serious

-Of couse not….

-Until she manages to stab you because you underestimated her, so what are you going to do after that

-Well I’ll hold her off or better still wrestle the knife from her hand..

-By doing that then you have broken your so called code of honor by laying hands on her

-It’s a different thing, I am not beating her like you assumed I would…

-How different bro, I bet you have never been stabbed before, your survival instincts kicks in as you do everything possible to stay alive, you kick, you fist, she reacts more savagely…. Plot twist, you either end up dead or you maim or kill her to save yourself, now it brings us right back to the start bro, so answer the question again for the sake of the ladies approval or common sense. What are you gonna do if a woman attacks you?

The entire party was stunned into silence while we argued, they all gaped as I continued schooling a silenced Obiora.

Did I say jude was a crowd puller? Cos we were soon surrounded by an admiring crew of his own as he led a conversation, cracking in jokes where it’s needed. I was still mad at karen so I ignored her as I listened in without a word observing everyone over my cup. And they had the nerve to call this a pool party. Playing Lionel Ritchie saxophone songs like its 1980, discussing politics and criminal cases, this not a pool party o jere. This na law summit.

I technically zoned out from the conversation after they began talking about state government allocations and how to spend it and started ogling the fine girls instead.

When I thought the day wouldn’t get interesting, another group of late comers strolled in, a tall handsome dude at their lead. I noticed Karen stiffened beside me, they must know each other. He saw her too and made straight for where we were standing.

“Hello Karen, fancy meeting you here, oh my you’re as ravishing and gorgeous as always.” His deep voice didn’t do him justice and I don’t like folks calling my girl ravishing with that sense of familiarity when she’s not salad mixture so I disliked him on the spot.

“Hello Obiora, good to see you too, this is my boyfriend Bioye, Bj Obiora.” She said as I puffed up like watered bread.

Obiora glanced briefly and me and then ignored me as if I never existed. “Father lord let this evening pass me by without breaking bottle on somebody’s head.” I muttered my prayers into my red cup. He must be my predecessor, the so called ex Valerie was talking about. I tried to move away to avoid fracas but Karen held on to me vice like, Obiora noticed this subtle exchange with a forced smile on his face as the other newbies moved in to exchange pleasantries.

“You must be Bioye, I’m Gold, nice to meet you, ain’t you a stunner, Karen here didn’t do you justice, you’re so much hotter than she pictured you to be.” A sultly clayskinned girl with dreamy eyes said, exchanging an unsincere smile with Karen. They must have an history between them too, now this is becoming more like a pool party… from my nightmare.
I must have failed to mention that all through the exchange, she was still holding unto my hand. Bringing her flirts on as she ignored Karen's stony reaction, the latter forgetting Obiora still held her own hands too. It was as if they planned it....divide and conquer, Gold held on to me like a long lost friend, asking questions after questions as I obliged her while Obiora steered karen away into the crowd with a pocessive arm around her waist.

Jude poured drinks around as they begin discussions anew about domestic violence and the morality behind it…omo I just zoned out again as my traitous body relaxed to enjoy the closure of Gold’s body beside me until Jude asked me a question for the third time.

“Earth to Bioye, I was asking what would you do if a woman attacked you?”

Automatically my mouth ran without thinking. “whoop her ass of course.”
They all gasped at this. Even Gold drew away from me.

“Omg Karen, dont take this personal but this adonis is an upgrade to that pig we saw at your place last week, for a moment I thought you might drag him over here.” Precious purred as she boldly apraised me.

“Tell me about it babe.” Valerie chirped in. “I was actually looking forward to you bringing him here, as this party’s being such a bore, we might have had a laugh or two watching him shovel food into his big mouth.” they both chuckled at this.

If glares could kill, both girls would have been incinerated on the spot. Oblivious to my killer glower, they continued chatting at my expense while karen and Jude shared a secret smile.

“Honestly Karen ain’t it enough that you had to school at a public uni, you dating a local boy as well.”

At this point my head was literarily blowing steam, it was only Karen's firm hold on my arms restrainted me from comiting assault. How can people be this clueless and shallow.

“Talk about downgrade from Obiora, from dating a hunk to carossing with an hungry looking glutton like that, what was his name again?”

“Bioye, I believe she introduced us the last time…its just a five lettered word, not long enough for simpletons to figure out.” I fired back, finally had enough.

They both frowned and then gasped simultaneously as recognition dawned on their stupid faces…amazes me how some girls could be so pretty and dumb at the same time, it’s a disease.

“Oh my dayz…I feel like a total idiot, I don’t know what to say.” Valerie laughed awkwardly.

“Don’t say anything then, the world will be a better place without you talking so much.” I drawled, feeling a bit of satisfaction at their discomfort as I ignored a frown of disapproval from Karen, like I cared after all she wasn’t frowning when they were tearing into me in the first place.

Jude laughed cheerily in a bid to relieve the tensed atmosphere. “well haven’t we all started the evening on a wrong foot? Apologies on our ignorance bro, we can be uptight at times but still I hope you don’t judge us by a simple misunderstanding, allow me to make it up to you, let’s leave the ladies with their palavas and locate where the drinks are hiding out.” (I might not like the tall immaculate idiot but I admit he knew how to pull crowd) I mused as he led me away.

It took me a while getting over my bruised pride, I made sure I was going to let them know I don’t give a hoot about them the next time they showed up, return their cold greetings with ice block greetings of my own and ignored them until they were gone.

One weekend, Karen told me about a pool party a friend of hers was hosting, because of a certain memory about the last pool party I went to, I bid her farewell and hope she had a good time.

“What do you mean, have a good time? Boy you’re coming with me.” She said with a finality that bordered on no further arguments.

Sometimes I don’t know if I had to remind her that my mother was still hale and hearty and her postion wasn’t vacant to be bossing me about. I’m a grown man who need not do what he doesn’t want to do so I agreed to go with her to the party not because I want to but because she made me….grown man in a relationship my ass.
Have y'all ever been to a party of law students?
On a normal day, yunno those folks can be proud to a point of annoyance cos I don’t know whether it’s the fact that they believed themselves superior to the other departments or the black and white attires they strut around in that makes them look like casket undertakers to me. But believe it or not, the ajebutter law students from private unis are the worst and I was unfortunate to be accompanying my ajebutter law student girlfriend to a party full of them…Irony Ayee!!
Like the classic Karen that she was, she waltz into the party already in full swing getting the attention she craved as everyone’s eye’s followed her in as she held on to my arms like a queen in court…what a drama queen.

In the blink of an eye we were soon swamped by her friends and admirers. Jude strolled over, as sleek and immaculate as ever(the tall bastard) both Precious and Valerie hanging on his arms. He recognized me on the spot with a mild nod of his ororo oiled head, and a raised eyebrow to acknowledge how different I look compared to the first time meeting. His companions on the other hand must have attached my look to the pap filled pot bellied mongrel they saw a few weeks before cos they did not know who I was.